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In A Bath Room, A Boy Touches A Girl Everywhere! You Know Whose That Lucky Boy? Stupid Its Lifebuoy Soap! Dirty People Always Think Dirty. :p

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Chuck Norris Will Never Have A Heart Attack. His Heart Isn't Nearly Foolish Enough To Attack Him.

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Golu Faqir Se: Baba Din Me Kitne Paise Kama Lete Ho?faqir: 500 Ya 600,aur Agr Ye Maaf Karne Wale Kamina Pan Na Kareto Araam Se 1000 Ho Jyee

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Drunked Man Sees An Empty Beer Botles.he Smashes D 1stbotle Swearin'u R D Reason I Don Hv Wife.smashes 2ndbotle'u R D Reason I Don Hv Kids'.3rd Botle'u R D Reas...

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Sorry Sorry Sorrysorry Dont Get Confused , Sorry Means: S-some, O-one Is, R-really, R-remembering Y-you.. Have A Wonderful Day.....

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A - You're Attractive B - You're Brave C - You're Cute D - You're A Darling E - You're Exicting F - You're Funny G- You're Great H - You're Heavenly I - I'm J -...

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Santa : “when You Buy A Note Book There Will Be No Margin In It. Why Is It So?”banta: “simple, It Is Because I Always Buy The Note Book From A Margin-free...

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Santa And Banta Went For A Drive. Santa: Hey, Look Out From The Window, Are The Indicators Working Or Not? Banta Puts His Head Out Says Yes-no, Yes-no, Yes-n...

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Why Did The Grammer Teacher Slap A Student? B'coz He Asked: Why Is Bra Singular, When It Covers 2 Items N Panties Plural When It Covers One Item?

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Santa Opened A Petrol Pump, But Not Even One Customer Went There. You Know Why? Because He Opened Petrol Pump On Second Floor.

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Sit And Study The Above Stunts :-p Are Performed By Trained Professionals Under Controlled Environment Please Don't Try This At Home...!!...

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Can We Do Romance In The Midnight?i`m In A Good Mood,just A Little Bit Of Kissing And Biting!reply Me Soon,yours Loving Mosquito :)

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Santa Bought A Car On Loan... He Didn't Pay The Dues, The Bank Took Away His Car. Santa: If I Knew This, I'd Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also!

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Prostitute: Hi, Want To Have S*x? Santa: Ok. Only If You Do It Like My Wife Does. Prostitute: I Can Do It In Any Way. So How Does She Do It? Santa: She Does It ...

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Son: Father, Can You Close Your Eyes And Write Your Name? Father: Of Course, I Can. That's Easy! Son: Then, Please Close Your Eyes And Sign My Report Card?...

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What Is A Hymen? It's A Thin Sheet Of Flesh Like A Membrane Inside A Woman's V****a. It's Primary Purpose Is To Welcome Visitors: Hi Men!! Xd...

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Plz Dont Neglect This Msg A Poor Boy Suffering Frm Mental Disorder Needs Shock Treatment Plz Send Ur Photo So That He Gets The Proper Shock...

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What Happens When A Lion Roars Thrice? - Think Any Guess? - - Ok I Will Tell You.. - - Tom Jerry Cartoon Begins!...

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Naughty Boy Draws A P*nis On A Black Board. Lady Teacher Rubs It Off. Next Day He Draws A Bigger One And Writes: Remember The More You Rub The Bigger It Gets!!...

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Advice Of A Dentist: Treat Your Girl Friend Like A Toothbrush. Dont Let Anybody Else Use It And Get A New One Every 3 Months!

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Judge:why Did U Shoot Ur Wife Instead Of Shooting Her Lover?man:ur Honour, It's Easier 2 Shoot A Woman Once,than ----shooting A Man Every Month

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Rajnikanth N His Wife Having A Fight.... . . In Anger Rajni Showed His Wife The Middle Finger..... And.... She Got Pregnant.........

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A Teacher Gets Upset With Some Noisy Female Students: You Ladies! Just Two Of You Are Equal To A Thousand Ducks! Not Long After The Teacher's Mother Comes To ...

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Sardar Apni Beautiful Wife K Sath Bike Pe Ja Raha Tha... Tapori:- Oye Sardarji, Wife Hai Ya Locer..?? Sarasarji Lover Hogi Teri,meri To Wife Hai....

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1. Hi! I'm A Human Being! What Are You? 2. Did Your Parents Ever Ask You To Run Away From Home? 3. Calling You Stupid Would Be An Insult To Stupid People. 4....

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What Do You Say To A Paki That Asks You Out? Asif What Do You Call A Paki With A Ferrari? A Thief What Do You Call A Paki Prostitute? Lahore. What Do You ...

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Son:hey Mom, Wats Der 2 Eat?mom Throws A Stone At Him.son:hey Mom I Just Askd 4 Sumthin To Eat!mom:hum Eat Ka Jawaabpathar Se Dete Hai..:)

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Teachr 2 Sleepy Student:who Invented Steam Engine? Student: What Sir? Teachr:yes Correct It's James Watt Moral: Sleeping Improves Ur Genaral Knowledg...

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Question: What Three Things Are Common Between The Sun And Woman's Underwear? Answer: Both Are Hot, Both Look Better While Going Down And Both Disappear At N...

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A Man Raced Into To The Gents Toilets In A Pub, Ran Up To The Urinal, Whipped Out His 12 Inch D**k And Said With A Sigh Of Relief, Phew, Just Made It! The Man N...

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Why Do Ducks Have Webbed Feet? To Stamp Out Fires. Why Do Elephants Have Flat Feet? To Stamp Out Burning Ducks

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I Want To Share Everything With You Your Joys Your Sorrows Your Every Single Second In Your Life. Let Us Start With Your Atm Password First....

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I Want To Share Everything With You. Your Joys, Your Sadness, Your Happy Moments Every Single Second Of Day Let Us Start With Your Atm Password First....

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Sardar : I Hav'nt Slept All Nite In The Train. Friend : Why? Sardar : Got Upper Berth. Friend : Why Didn't You Exchange? Sardar : Oye, There Was Nobody To Excha...

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A Man Escaped Frm Prison. He Broke Into A Hse N Caught A Couple In Bed. He Tied Them, Then Went 2 Bathrm. Husb: If He Wants S*x, Giv Him, Dont Provoke Or He'll...

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Husband Asks, Do You Know The Meaning Of Wife. It Means...without Information Fighting Everytime! Wife Satys No, It Means - With Idiot For Ever!!!!...

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Story: I Filled In A Form At A Dating Agency Recently Describing My Ideal Woman... She Would Be Petite, Cute, Into Water Sports And Group Activities And Looked ...

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Malkin:tu 3 Din Kam Pe Q Ni Ayikamwali:maine Facebook P Status Update Kr Diya Thak Mai Gao Ja Rahi Hu Sahab Ne Comment B Kiyahave A Safe Trip

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I Dont Know What Your Thinking, But Im Thinking You Should Take Your Pants Off..

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Once A Girl Lost Her Virginity.... Rajnikanth Got It Back For Her :d

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