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In Dis Cruel World Its Very Hard 2 Find A Frnd With A Beautiful Heart Pure Feelings Attractive Personality N Stylish Look.. So Dont Lose Me.....

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Beat This!!!!!!!!!! Q- Y Do Oyester Dont Give Cherrity???????? . . . . Try Harder.. . . . . . Comon Its Eazy..... Ok.......... U Lose... A- Coz They R Shelfish...

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Boy : Do U Love Me?girl : Yes Boy Starts Running Girl Asks : Where R U Going? Boy : Im Going To Update My Relationship Status On Facebook...

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The Early Bird Might Get The Worm, But The Second Mouse Gets The Cheese.

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What Is De Maximum Speed During S*x? . 68, Because At 69 You Go Overturn!

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Do You Text Me To Be Your Lawfully Lovable Textmate To Have And To Hold For Rich Quotes Or Corny Jokes In Text Metering And In Poor Signal Till Low Batt Do Us P...

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If You Ask Your Husband If He Still Loves You He Will Answer, I'm Still Married To You , Aren't I ?

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When I Open My Eyes Every Morning I Pray To God That Everyone Should Have A Friend Like You.... Why Should Only I Suffer!!!

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What's The Diff Between A Bomb N A Condom? In A Bomb Blast Population Decreases If A Condom Blasts Population Increases.

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Teacher To Golu:mamooli Ko Jumle Me Istemaal Karogolu Ne Sochasochasochaaur Bola,meri Maa Mooli Bade Shouk Se Khati He....

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It's Hard To Face Your Problem, If Your Problem Is Your Face !

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The Doctor Told Santa That If He Ran 8 Kms A Day For 300 Days, He Would Loose 34 Kilos. At The End Of 300 Days, Santa Called The Doctor To Report He Had Lost Th...

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Alex! Alex Who? Alex Plain Later! Just Open The Door!

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Take Time Each Day 2 Thank God 4 Ur Blessings, U May Not Be As Cute As I Am, But U Can Be Look Full Dat At Least U Have A Face... H...

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With This Msg I Wud Like 2 Thank U 4 Being Such A Nice Friend 2 Me... I Really Appreciate Ur Goodness And Truthfulness Especially Wen U Confirmed My Cuteness.....

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Lips R Lyk Frnds.if We Say Studyng,readng,writing D Lips Wil Nvr Join! Bt If We Say Roaming,bunking Playng,shoping Saale Fat Se Jud Jate Hai.....

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Tarzan And Jane Came To New York And Were Being Interviewed. A Reporter Said: Tarzan, What Is Your Wife's Name? Tarzan Replied: Jane. The Reporter Then Said: No...

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1st Sardar- Hey What Are U Doing? 2nd Sradar- Recording This Baby's Voice. 1st Sardar- Why? 2nd Sardar- When He Grows Up... I Shall Ask Him What He Meant By Thi...

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Which Is D Biggest Thing In D World? Sea? No. Mountain?no. Sky?no. Dont Know? My Big Heart Which Sends U Sms Daily!...

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Women Might Be Able To Fake O*****s. But Men Can Fake A Whole Relationship.

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Officer: You Are On Duty In The Deep Of The Night. Suddenly Someone Holds Your Arms Tightly. How Do You React This Situation? Interviewee: I Will Say: 'dar...

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Why Do You Want To Divorce Your Wife? Because She Goes To Night Club Everyday! Is She An Alcoholic? No. She Goes To The Club To Look For Me And Drag Me Home!...

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Do You Love Mee...?? Be Honest Please.. Don't Be Shy.. Confused..?? This Is Your Last Chance... Are You Sure You Don't Love Mee...?? Ok Fine,what Abou...

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Superman Once Got Into A Fight With Rajnikanth. The Loser Had To Wear His Underwear Over His Pants.

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A Sardar Saw A Beautiful Girl,he Went And Kissed Her. Girl: `stupid What Are You Doing?` Sardar: B.tech First Year.

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Jaane Kaise Log Kuch Yaadon K Sahaare Puri Zindagi Bita Dete Hai...:o . .. . . . . Saala Hum To Raat Ko Ek Topic Padhte Hai Wo Bhi Subah Tak Bhool Jaathe...

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Whenever You Have Any Problem Just Sing Any Song..... Sometimes Later, You Will Realize That Your Voice Is A Lot Worse Than Your Problem..... Cheers !!!!!...

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C.l.i.c.k. Means : C= Cant Live Without U L= Love U I= I Miss U C= Care About U K= Kiss From My Heart 2 U So Whenever U Miss Me Just Say Click...

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Santa: Do You Know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami? Banta: So Simple Yaar... Naag Do Not Punch Me....

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Patni: Aaj Maine Duniya Ki Sabse Khubsurat Mahila Ko Dekha.pati: Fir Kya Hua?patni: Fir Mai Aiane Ke Samne Se Hat Gayi

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Malkin:tu 3 Din Kam Pe Q Ni Ayikamwali:maine Facebook P Status Update Kr Diya Thak Mai Gao Ja Rahi Hu Sahab Ne Comment B Kiyahave A Safe Trip

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You Are One Of The Most Cute Persons In The World!! Just A Second, Dont Misunderstand. Cute Means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere.....

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Men Don't Know Anything About Pain, They Have Never Experienced Labour , Cramps Or A Bikni Wax.

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Once When Shooting On A Beach In Tamil Nadu, Rajanikant Kicked A Stone.. Now That Stone Is Known As . . . Sri Lanka

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Kaani Wife:- Suno Ji Meri Aankhen Katrina Se Milti Hai Na? ?pati:-kambakht,teri Aankhen Aapas Me Nahi Milti, Katrina Se Kya Khak Milegi

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Three Types To Break Mirror: 1. Throw Stone On Mirror. 2. Take Mirror And Just Drop It. 3. You Ju...

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I Saw You Staring Out From The Window. Your Face...your Eyes....you Are So Adorable. I Could Not Resist Myself And I Started Singing How Much Is That Doggy On ...

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Girl To Her Bf : What Shall We Name Our Boy If The Baby Is Born ? Boyfriend : (wearing 3 Condoms) ... If All All This Again If The Baby Is Born... We Shall Nam...

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Rajnikanth Doesn't Masturb8... He Just Stares At His Di.ck And Says ... : : : : Fire !!

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Santa-omlet Lekar Aaowaiter-kaun Sa? Spanish Ya Italians-koi B Mujhe Khana H, Usase Baat Nhi Krni

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