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Teacher: What Is 5 Plus 4? Mr. Bean: 9 Teacher: What Is 4 Plus 5? Mr. Bean: Are You Trying To Fool Me, You've Just Twisted The Figure, The Answer Is 6!!...

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Jokes What Is The Longest Word In The English Language? Smiles- Bcoz There Is A Mile Between The First N Last Letters:-d What Starts With A T,ends With A T, ...

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A Peach Is A Peach, A Plum Is A Plum, A Kiss Isn't A Kiss Without The Tongue, So Open Ur Mouth Close Ur Eyes Give Ur Tongue Some Exercise .,...

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Santa: I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before Leaving For Office, What About U? Banta: Me Too, After U Leave.

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Fact: Only 2.5 Inch Is Enough To Satisfy A Woman's Desire... . . . That's The Length Of A Credit Card...!z!

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Faqeer:ek Rupay De Do.lady: Sharam Nhi Aati Itne Smart Handsome Nojawan Ho K Bheek Mangte Ho!faqer:acha Janab Phir 1 Pappi Hi Dy Do....

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Santa Laughing Behind Banta At Atm Centre Santa: I've Seen Ur Password Banta: Wht Is It..? Santa: Its 4 Stars ****. Banta: U R Wrong Its 5253...

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Define Twilight.... The Story Of A Desperate Chic Who Cant Decide Whether To Losw Her Virginity To A Dog Or To A 108 Years Old Virgin Vampire.

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A Tailor Ran Away With People's Clothes. Some Complaines About Their Pant Piece Or Suit Piece. But Anxious Santa - Mera To Naap Hi Lekar Bhag Gaya. :d :d...

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I've Been Married Seven Times. I Know Nothing About Marriages, But A Lot About Separation.

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Innkeeper:the Room Is $15. A Night. It's $5. If You Make Your Own Bed. Guest: I'll Make My Own Bed. Innkeeper: Good. I'll Get You Some Nails And Wood....

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Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans Sheet Par Sabse Phle Kya Likhna Chahiye.? Student: Is Sheet Par Likhe Gye Ans Kalpnik Hai Jinka Kisi B Book Se Koi Smbandh Nhi Hai..!

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Judge- Why Did U Attackd Dis Young Man.? . Old Lady- This Rascal Grabbed Me, Took My Clothes Off, Threw Me On D Bed Shouted April Fool.....

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As A Child, Naughty Rajnikanth Once Peed Up Towards The Sky.... W Isro Found Traces Of Water On Moon...!!!

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Q:wo Konsi Ek Baat Hai Jo Hazaroon Saal Pehle Bhi Students Kehte The,aj B Kehte Hen Or Qayamat Tak Kahngay?ans:bus Kal Se Parhai Start.

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Santa Went To Temple Saw People Puting Coin In Box Praying Santa: Wow! How Amazing. People Are Talking To God Through Coin Phone Without Receiver...

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Teacher 2 Golu : Jis Admi K Dono Hath Na Hon Usay English Main Kya Kahein Ge?...golu:...hands Free !!!

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Abraham Lincon : If I Have 8hrs To Cut A Tree, I Spend 7hrs In Sharpening The Axe. Great Students: If We Have 8hrs To Study, We Spend 7hrs In Searching T...

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Girl-i Hve Done S*x Wid 4 Boys N U Hve Done It Wid 6 Gals,still Evrybdy Calls Me A Call Girl N Call U A Real Man?plz Xplain Boy-vry Easy.wen A Lock Is Opened By...

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A True Friend Is Not Like ',,'rain',,' Which Rained Left Away. A True Friend Is Like _air__ Symptoms Silient But Always Around U :) Take Care Alot...

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Q: Who Had A Double Role In Movie 'sholay'? . . . . . . A: King George He Is On Both Sides Of The Coin.

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Can V Do Romance In The Evening Today? I'm In A Good Mood Just A Little Bit Of Kissing And Biting Reply Me Soon! Urs Lovingly Mosquito....

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Question: What's The Difference Between Stress, Fear And Panic? Answer: Stress Is When Your Wife Is Pregnant, Fear Is When Your Girlfriend Is Pregnant, And ...

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Q: What Do You Call Two Fat Men Having A Chat? A: A Heavy Discussion.

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Santa: Dr. Saab Mujhe Chot Lag Gayi Hedr: Bahut Gehri Chot Hai, Taanke Lagenge, 1000 Rs Lagengesanta: Bhutni Dea, Taanke Laune Ne, Kadayi Ni Karni.

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Rajnikant Was Once Asked By A Reporter Abt How He Felt About All The Rajnikant Jokes On The Internet Sms.. His Reply Was- . . . . . . Do You Think They Are J...

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Jaane Kaise Log Kuch Yaadon K Sahaare Puri Zindagi Bita Dete Hai...:o . .. . . . . Saala Hum To Raat Ko Ek Topic Padhte Hai Wo Bhi Subah Tak Bhool Jaathe...

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Yamraj=ur Time Is Overkatrina=kya Koi Rasta He Bachne Ka?yam=ha!sms Padhne Wale Ko Kiss Karokatrina=oh Shit!fir To Mujhe Utha Hi Lo. .

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A Teacher Made Her Students Write A Composition With The Topicif I Were A Millionaire. She Sees That One Her Student, Eric, Has Not Started Writing, So She Ask...

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Sardarji_jokes Interviewer: Just Imagine, U R On The 3rd Floor It Catches Fire, How Will U Escape? Sardarji: It's Simple! I Will Stop Imagining...

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A Girls Legs Are Her Best Friends, But The Best Of Friends Must Part. Conversation Like Television Set On Honeymoonunnecessary. Peter Sellers Dont Have S*x M...

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What Is The Definition Of Innocence? A Nun Working In A Condom Factory Thinking She's Making Sleeping Bags For Mice.

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A Neutron Goes Into A Bar And Asks The Bartender, How Much For A Beer? The Bartender Replies, For You, No Charge.

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Government Imposing New Taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But You Don't Worry, Flirting Is Still Free. :)

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Signboard Outside A Prostitute's House: Married Men Not Allowed. We Serve The Needy, Not The Greedy...

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Math Teacher To Boy-jayda Awaaz Mat Krwarna 2 Bar Diffrentiate Krke 1 Bar Integrate Kr Dungaboy- Sir Maine B E Ki Power X Hu Jo Karna Kar Lo...

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Banta: What Is The Difference Between A Nail And A Boxer? Santa: One Gets Knocked In The Other Gets Knocked Out.

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Rey: I See Your Cough Is Better This Morning. Loi: Why Not? I've Been Practicing All Night.

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The Best Kiss? It's When You Don't Want To Stop But You Have To Because You Can't Help But..... Undress :) Hehe

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A Beggars Brother Died, But The Man Who Died Had No Brother How Could This Be? Answers :- The Beggar Was A Female

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