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What Do U Call It When Mother Of Bill Gates Becomes Bored? Ans:- Mother-board

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If I Need Brain Transplantationi Will Prefer Your Brain...don`t Think That You Are A Genius..i Need A Brain Which Is Never Used Before

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Rajnikanth Doesnt Need A Visa 2 Travel Abroad, He Jumps From The Tallest Building In Chennai Holds Himself In D Air While D Earth Rotates -) Gm!

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Pati- Aaj Kiska Chehra Dekha Tha.sara Din Khane Ko Nahi Mila.patni- Bedroom Ka Aaina Hata Do.warna Roz Yahi Hal Hoga. , :)

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B : U R Best C : U R Cute D : U R My Dearest E : U R Excellent F : U R Always First G : U R Great Sorry Cant Lie Till Z

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Baniya Gave Matrimonial Ad For His Daughter, Working At A Call Centre: Wanted A Suitable Match For Chandigarh's Highest Paid Call Girl

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Santa: What Is Another Difference Between A Mosquito And A Fly? Banta: A Fly Can Fly But A Mosquito Cannt Mosquito.

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Jaane Kaise Log Kuch Yaadon K Sahaare Puri Zindagi Bita Dete Hai...:o . .. . . . . Saala Hum To Raat Ko Ek Topic Padhte Hai Wo Bhi Subah Tak Bhool Jaathe...

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Santa Ne Ekk Admi Ke Thappad Maar Diya..admi- Meri Kya Galti Thi??santa-tum Salo Galti Karo Iske Liye Hum Intjaar Thode Hi Karenge......

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You Are One Of The Most Cute Persons In The World!! Just A Second, Dont Misunderstand. Cute Means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere.....

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Priest Was Rubbing A Gals Thigh.gal-plz Read Bibles Verse 89 Priest Get Ashamed,apologises,goes Home N Read Verse 89 It Said:go Higher 2 Find Glory...

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I Saw You Staring Out From The Window. Your Face...your Eyes....you Are So Adorable. I Could Not Resist Myself And I Started Singing How Much Is That Doggy On ...

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I Want To Share Everything With U. Ur Joys, Ur Sadness, Ur Happy Moments Every Single 2nd Of Day Let Us Start With Ur Atm Password 1st..!...

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Smartness Of Me.. 1st Day In College, Me: What's Ur Name? Girl: Everyone Calls Me Sister.. Me: Wow.. What A Co-incident Everyone Calls Me Brother-in-law.....

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C.l.i.c.k. Means : C= Cant Live Without U L= Love U I= I Miss U C= Care About U K= Kiss From My Heart 2 U So Whenever U Miss Me Just Say Click...

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Naughty Boy Draws A P*nis On A Black Board. Lady Teacher Rubs It Off. Next Day He Draws A Bigger One And Writes: Remember The More You Rub The Bigger It Gets!!...

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Exams Are There, At The Paper U Stare The Answer Is Nowhere, Which Makes U Pull Ur Hair. The Teachers Make U Glare, The Grades R Not Fair, But Just Like The Pas...

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What's The Diff Between A Bomb N A Condom? In A Bomb Blast Population Decreases If A Condom Blasts Population Increases.

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It's Hard To Face Your Problem, If Your Problem Is Your Face !

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Teacher: Oxygen Is Must 4 Breathing 4 Life. It Was Discovered In 1773. Student: Thank God! I M Born Aftr 1773 Otherwise, I Wud Hav Died Without It.

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Wife: Why R U Studying Blood Related Books? Sardar: Darling, Doctor Told Me That 2morow There Is A Blood Test For Me. So I Want To Score Good Marks..............

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Boy - Dear Santa, For Xmas, I Would Like A Baby Brother. Santa - Send Me Your Mother.

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Girl-i Hve Done S*x Wid 4 Boys N U Hve Done It Wid 6 Gals,still Evrybdy Calls Me A Call Girl N Call U A Real Man?plz Xplain Boy-vry Easy.wen A Lock Is Opened By...

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A Kid Went 2school 4 The First Time.teacher Told Her If U Had 2 Go 2 Toilet,raise Ur Index Finger.kid Is Puzzled N Asks,thats Going 2 Stop It?

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Father: Tumhari Mmumy Ne Mera Dil Tod Diya,isliye Mai Sharab P Rha Hu. Sonu:mummy Ne Meri Pocket Money B Rok D, Isliye Mere Liye B 1 Glass Lagao Papa....

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Secret Of Happy Life! Get A Girl Who Cooks Well Get A Girl Who Takes Care Get A Girl Who Looks Well Make Sure That 3girls Don't Meet Each Other.....

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Santa Daru Pee K Tala Kholne Laga, Hath Kapne Ki Vajah Se Tala Nhi Khula,banta- Mai Khol Du,santa- Mai Khol Lunga, Tu Ghar Ko Pakad, Sala Bahut Hil Raha Hai....

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A Man Inserted An 'ad' In The Classifieds: 'wife Wanted' . Next Day He Received A Hundred Letters. They All Said The Same Thing: 'you Can Have Mine.'...

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Mahatma Gandhi Ne Shadi Se Pehle Apni Wife Kasturba Gandhi Ko Letter Likha: Dear Kasturba, I Love You . Tumhara Bapu.

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Question: Wat Will Happen F U Had A Wooden Car?? W/ Wooden Seats? Wooden Tires? And A Wooden Engine? Answer: It Wooden Start!haha

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Men Who Don't Understand Women Fall Into Two Groups: Bachelors And Husbands

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Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions Teacher-if 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then For 3000 Kgs =how Much? Santa- Ton!ton!ton!...

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I Don't Approve Of Political Jokes. I've Seen Too Many Of Them Get Elected.

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Here's The Secret Of Being Young , Eat Properly, Exercise, Get Plenty Of Rest, Avoid Stress And Lie About Your Age.

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Girl 2 Mom. Mom My Bra Get Tighten When I See That Boy. Then The Mom Replied Next Time Dont Wear The Bra, His Pant Would Tightn Ha Ha Ha

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Rajnikanth Once Wrote His Autobiography......... . . . . . Today That Book Is Know As Guiness Bookof World Records.......

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Teacher: How We Use The Light? Pupil: To Suck It? Teacher: Why Do You Say So? Pupil: Because Every Night, My Mother Says To My Father, Switch Off The Light, I W...

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Statistics Show That 1% Of Women In The World,are On Medication For Mental Illness So Beware! 99% Are Running Around Without Proper Medication.

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Ramesh: Meri Biwi Kahti H Ki Usne Mere Jaisa Koi Dusra Aadmi Nhidekha?raman: Kya Wo Kabhi Chidiyaghar Nahi Gayi Kya?

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I Love You , You Love Me But You And Me Is Jokes

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