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Raman: Kal Maine Dekha, 4 Aadmi Ek Saath Swimming Pool Me Koode,magar Sirf Ek Ke Baal Gile Huye,bolo Kaise?chaman: Baaki 3 Ganje Honge

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In Dis Cruel World Its Very Hard 2 Find A Frnd With A Beautiful Heart Pure Feelings Attractive Personality N Stylish Look.. So Dont Lose Me.....

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Father: Your Teacher Says She Finds It Impossible To Teach You Anything! Son:that`s Why I Say She`s No Good!!!!

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How To Use A Condom Perfectly Take The Condom First And Remove Y...... . . . . Please Wait Next Txt Comming...

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What Is The Difference Between A Golf Ball And A G-spot? Men Will Spend Two Hours Searching For A Golf Ball.

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What Happens When A Lion Roars Thrice? - Think Any Guess? - - Ok I Will Tell You.. - - Tom Jerry Cartoon Begins!...

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Girl 2 Mom. Mom My Bra Get Tighten When I See That Boy. Then The Mom Replied Next Time Dont Wear The Bra, His Pant Would Tightn Ha Ha Ha

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Prostitute: Hi, Want To Have S*x? Santa: Ok. Only If You Do It Like My Wife Does. Prostitute: I Can Do It In Any Way. So How Does She Do It? Santa: She Does It ...

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A Man Raced Into To The Gents Toilets In A Pub, Ran Up To The Urinal, Whipped Out His 12 Inch D**k And Said With A Sigh Of Relief, Phew, Just Made It! The Man N...

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A Beggars Brother Died, But The Man Who Died Had No Brother How Could This Be? Answers :- The Beggar Was A Female

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Two Devils Came In 2 My Dreams. They Said, We Want 2 Disturb Some Good Person. I Suggest Them Your Name. They Said, We Cannot Disturb Our Boss......

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Why Do You Want To Divorce Your Wife? Because She Goes To Night Club Everyday! Is She An Alcoholic? No. She Goes To The Club To Look For Me And Drag Me Home!...

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What's The New And Politically Correct Name For Les*ian? Vagitarian

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Q.how Did The Telephone Propose To The Lady? A.it Gave Her A Ring!

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Why Is S*x Similar To Shaving? Well, Because No Matter How Well U Do It Today, Tomorrow U Hav To Do It Again.

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I Dont Know What Your Thinking, But Im Thinking You Should Take Your Pants Off..

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Right Now Someone Is Thinking Of You......ok Ok Its Me

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I Want To Share Everything With You. Your Joys, Your Sadness, Your Happy Moments Every Single Second Of Day Let Us Start With Your Atm Password First....

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I Have A New Pocketbook, It Just Matches My Shoes. What Is In The Pocketbook? Nothing. It Is Empty. Then It Matches Your Head Too. ...

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Don't Break Anyones Heart Because They Have Only One. . . Instead . . . . . . Break Their Bones They Have 206.

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Can V Do Romance In The Evening Today? I'm In A Good Mood Just A Little Bit Of Kissing And Biting Reply Me Soon! Urs Lovingly Mosquito....

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Question: Why Does A Guy Ask For A Girl's Hand In Marriage? Answer: Simply Because They Are Tired Of Using Their Own !

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Teacher: Can You Tell The Name Of 3 Great Kings Who Have Brought Happpines And Peace Into People Lives? Student: Smo-king, Drin-king And Fuc-king

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Teacher: What Is 5 Plus 4? Mr. Bean: 9 Teacher: What Is 4 Plus 5? Mr. Bean: Are You Trying To Fool Me, You've Just Twisted The Figure, The Answer Is 6!!...

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. In The Back Of The Book Of World Records, It Says All Records Are Held By Rajnikant. The Ones Listed Are In Second Place.

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Did You Know.. That The Word Studying Came From The Words Student And Dying? Xd

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Boy: Hello....what Is Your Name? Girl: My Name Is Britney.... Boy: What? Girl: My Name Is Britney... Boy: What Again? Girl: My Name Is Britney!!! Boy: Oka...

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Heights Of ''bad Luck''- A Boy And Girl Met Last Time For Their Break Up... Girl's Father Caught Them Now They R Married Couple.:-)

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Love Is Like Maths Add Ur Lips Subtracts Ur Clothes Divide Ur Legs Multiply Ur S*x Result A Baby...

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U'll Always Be Mine, 4 Now 4 Ever, U'll Always Be Mine. Pls Tell Me Its True, Pls Be Mine 4 Ever, I'll Always Always Love You!

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Doctor 2 Patient:the Cheque Which U Gave Me Has Returned Back.patient 2 Doctor:the Headache 4 Wich U Gave Me Medicine Has Also Returned Back !!!

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Husband: Shall We Try Swapping Positions Tonight? Wife: That's A Good Idea, You Wash The Dishes In The Kitchen While I Sit On The Sofa Watch Tv And Fart....

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Santa: I Am So Miser That I Went Alone For My Honeymoon And Saved Half The Money. Bania: That Is Nothing, I Saved Full Money. I Sent My Wife For Honeymoon With...

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Husband: Today Is Sunday I Have To Enjoy It. So I Bought 3 Movie Tickets. Wife: Why Three? Husband: 4 U And Ur Parents

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A Man Comes Home Early From Work To Find His Wife In Bed With Another Man. Who The Bloody H**l Is This? He Shouts Angrily. Good Question, She Replies. Say, Love...

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I Saw You Staring Out From The Window. Your Face...your Eyes....you Are So Adorable. I Could Not Resist Myself And I Started Singing How Much Is That Doggy On ...

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Santa Went To Temple Saw People Puting Coin In Box Praying Santa: Wow! How Amazing. People Are Talking To God Through Coin Phone Without Receiver...

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Rey: I See Your Cough Is Better This Morning. Loi: Why Not? I've Been Practicing All Night.

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Men Are Like Bank Accounts.without A Lot Of Money They Don't Generate A Lot Of Interest

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I've Been Married Seven Times. I Know Nothing About Marriages, But A Lot About Separation.

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