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Which Boy Has The Permission To Get Into A Girls' Bathroom And Touch Her Anywhere He Likes? Lifebuoy.

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B : U R Best C : U R Cute D : U R My Dearest E : U R Excellent F : U R Always First G : U R Great Sorry Cant Lie Till Z

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I Saw You Staring Out From The Window. Your Face.....your Eyes....you Are So Adorable. I Could Not Resist Myself And I Started Singing How Much Is That Doggy ...

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Student 1: You Didn't Pass The Test. How Far Were You From The Right Answers? Student 2: Oh, About Three Seats Away.

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Girls Are Like Phones. We Love To Be Held, Talked Too But If You Press The Wrong Button You'll Be Disconnected!

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What Is Common Between A Girl's Legs N Amul Butter? Both Are Delicious When Spread.

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Santa Ek Bache Se: Beta 1 Accha Sa Jhoot Boloagar Mujhe Pasand Aaya 2 Mai Tumhe 5 Rs Dunga.bacha : Ye Lo Kar Lo Baat, Abhi 10 Rs Kahe The.

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Would A Lion Cheat?? No, But A Tiger Wood.

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Facebook Founder Mark Zuckenberg Hospitalized.. Bcoz Rajnikanth Poked Him.:d

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A Man B4 Marriage - Roses Are Red,violets R Blue, Like It Or Not,i Am Stuck With U. A Man After Marriage - Roses Are Dead,i Am Blue, U Got On My Head,someday I...

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Lecature K Darmayan Aik Larka Uath Kar Cahla Gayateacher; Yea Keo Uth Kar Cahla Gaya? Larke Ka Dost; Sir Is Ko Nend Me Cahlny Ki Adat Ha

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Question: What Does It Mean To Have One Child? Answer: That Means You're A Parent. Question: What Does It Mean To Have More Than One Child? Answer: Th...

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8 Semesters 80 Gb Sylabus 80 Mb V Study 80 Kb V Remember 80 Bytes V Ans. Binary Marks V Get, Known As Btech (brain Technically Empty)...!...

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A Cute New Born Baby Asks The Nurse- Do U Have Msg Pack ? Nurse- Ya, I Have But Why ? Baby- Send Msg 2 God That I Reached Safely N Ask Him 2 Send Me My Girlf...

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Vakil- Paaglo Ka Anubhavi!talkies- Premiyo Ki Paryogshala!saas- Bahu Ki C.i.d.shaadi- Berozgar Yuvao Ki Barbaadi

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Teacher: What Is The Difference Between Orange Apple? Sardar: The Colour Of Orange Is Orange But The Colour Of Apple Is Not Apple...

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Husband Asks, Do You Know The Meaning Of Wife. It Means...without Information Fighting Everytime! Wife Satys No, It Means - With Idiot For Ever...

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Father, What Is The Difference Between A Rifle And A Machine Gun? A Rifle And A Machine Gun Can Be Compared To Myself And Your Mother. While I Can Say A Few Wo...

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Innkeeper:the Room Is $15. A Night. It's $5. If You Make Your Own Bed. Guest: I'll Make My Own Bed. Innkeeper: Good. I'll Get You Some Nails And Wood....

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Santa- Tum Jo Bol Rahe Ho Mujhe Sunai Nahi De Raha Hai.thoda Sor Se Bolo To Awaz Aayebanta- Main To Chewing Gum Chaba Raha Hu.

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Teeth Said To Tongue: If I Just Press U Little Hard, U Will Get Cut. Tongue Replied: If I Misuse One Word Against Someone, Then All The 32 Of U Will Come Out At...

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Banta Falls In Luv Wit A Nurse.. After Much Thinking, He Finally Writes A Luv Letter 2 Her: I Luv U Sister

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Santa Amrud Bech Rha Thabanta- Agar Amrud Me Kida Nikla To?santa-to Saaf Baat Hai...phale Hi Bol Dete Haihum Kide Ke Alag Paise Lenge

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A Teacher Lecturing On Population- In India After Every 10 Sec A Woman Gives Birth To A Kid. A Sardar Stands Up- 'we Must Find And Stop Her!' =)...

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Dad: Beta Apko School Jana Kaisa Laga?beta: Suchl Jana Acha Laga Aur Schl Se Lautna Bhi Acha Laga.bas Beech Ka Samay Hi Acha Nahi Laga.

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Don't Break Anyones Heart Because They Have Only One. . . Instead . . . . . . Break Their Bones They Have 206.

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When The Night Comes, Look At The Sky. If You See A Falling Star, Don't Wonder Why, Just Make A Wish. Trust Me, It Will Come True, Because I Did It And I Found ...

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Tiger Kills Cow, Hippo Sees It.tiger Asks Hippo Not To Tell That In Court! But Hippo Refuses!tiger Asks Why? Hippo Replies:shakira Says, Hips Dont Lie!

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What Do U Call It When Mother Of Bill Gates Becomes Bored? Ans:- Mother-board

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Do You Know Why Onion , Tomato Rate Has Gone Very High ? . . . . . . . . . . B'coz Rajnikanth Is Preparing Girmitt ( Ie, Bhel Puri)

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Sardar 2 Friend: Guess How Many Coins I Have In My Pocket? Friend:if I Guess Right, U Give Me 1? Sardar:oji, I Will Give Both Of Them.

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Santa Opened A Petrol Pump, But Not Even One Customer Went There. You Know Why? Because He Opened Petrol Pump On Second Floor..

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Q: Do U Know Y Withes Don't Wear Panties? A: To Gve Them Beter Grip On Their Brooms. So That They Are Alwys Laughing And Laughing Coz They Feel It... And Like ...

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He Came At Night, Explored My Body, Got On Top Of Me, Touched Me, He Bit, Sucked, Swallowed, When He Was Satisfied, He Left, I Was Hurt, . . . Bloody Mosquito !...

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Scrawled Is My Name But You Can Tell Me Baby!!

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A Girl Sitting In Class,suddenly The Hook Of Her Bra Was Broken With A Sound Tukk A Boy Sitting Behind Her Asked-wat Happened? Girl-two Birds Who Were Under Cag...

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If U See The Moon,u Can See The Beauty Of God.if U See The Sun,u Can See The Power Of God...if U See The Mirror,u Can See The Comedy Of God

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A 22 Wheeler Huge Truck Once Met With An Accident Against Rajnikanth...... . Since Then.... . . Its Called Tata Nano.......

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This Is The Telephone Terrorist Team. While Receiving This Message A Virus Will Be Activated. This Virus Should Have Infected Your Mobile By Now. Your Mobi...

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A Man Comes Home Early From Work To Find His Wife In Bed With Another Man. Who The Bloody H**l Is This? He Shouts Angrily. Good Question, She Replies. Say, Love...

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