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Faqeer:ek Rupay De Do.lady: Sharam Nhi Aati Itne Smart Handsome Nojawan Ho K Bheek Mangte Ho!faqer:acha Janab Phir 1 Pappi Hi Dy Do....

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The Early Bird Might Get The Worm, But The Second Mouse Gets The Cheese.

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A Scientist Wanted To Make A Bra That Prevents The Motion Of B*****s While Running And Prevent Visiblity Of N*****s When Wet.......................................

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Why Does Rajnikanth Waers Goggles????????? . . . . . . . . Ans : To Protect D Sun....

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Girls R Like An Internetvirus:they Enter Urlife,scan Ur Pockets,transfer Money,edit Ur Mind,download Their Problemsdelete Ur Smile Hang U 4ever....

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Do You Know Why Onion , Tomato Rate Has Gone Very High ? . . . . . . . . . . B'coz Rajnikanth Is Preparing Girmitt ( Ie, Bhel Puri)

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A Sardar Learning English Introduces His Family In The Party: Hi! I Am Sardar, This Is My Sardarni, He Is My Kid, She Is My Kidney....

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Question: What Is The Difference Between A Single Man And A Married Man? Answer: A Single Man Goes Home, Sees What's In The Refrigerator, Then Goes To Bed. ...

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Son:hey Mom, Wats Der 2 Eat?mom Throws A Stone At Him.son:hey Mom I Just Askd 4 Sumthin To Eat!mom:hum Eat Ka Jawaabpathar Se Dete Hai..:)

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You Like Sleeping? Me Too! We Should Do It Together Sometime.

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Santa Apna Sir Pani Me Duba Raha Tha - - Biwi:kya Kar Rahe Ho? - - Santa:dimag Chalta Nahi H Sala Dekh Rha Hu Kahi Puncher To Nah!! :) :d

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3 Kale Dosto Ko God Ne Vardan Offer Kia1-muje Gora Bana Do2-muje B3-hi Hi Hi,inko Fir Se Kala Bana Domoral-kch Dost Kamine Hi Rehte H

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Pati- Aaj Kiska Chehra Dekha Tha.sara Din Khane Ko Nahi Mila.patni- Bedroom Ka Aaina Hata Do.warna Roz Yahi Hal Hoga. , :)

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Let Me Kiss Ur Lips, Let Me Feel Ur Teeth, Let Me Taste Ur Tongue, (smile) This Is Ur Friend Colgate Reminds U To Brush Ur Teeth.. Hehe...

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This Time Im Sure About What I Feel Im Gonna Say It: I I L I Lo I Lov I Love I Love Y I Love Yo I Love Young Girls With Shaven Pusssys!...

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The Length And Breadth And Height Of You, Total Up To Quite A View, But To Taste The True Delight Of You, I'll Have To Take A Bite Of U.

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In A Crowded Bus A Man Suddenly Feels That Someone Is Stealing His Wallet. He Points To The Id Inside His Pocket And Tells The Thief: By The Way, You Forgot Th...

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1st Pathan:oye Agar Raat Ko Neend Na Aayetu Kya Kiya Jaye..?2nd Pathan:0 Yara Neend Ka Intzarkarne Se Tu Behtar Haiaadmi So Jaye.....

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Man: My Wife Still Scared Of Water. Friend: How Come? Man: Today When I Went Home, She Was In Bath Tub With The Security Guard. !!

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Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good-looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, Well... Enough About Me! How About You?

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What Is D Similarity Between Doing S*x Doing Surgery? Skill Is More Important Than The Instrument...

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Tarzan The Animals Went To The River To Take A Bath. When Tarzan Take Off His Clothes, All The Animals Laughed. When He Asked Y? The Animals Said: Your Tail I...

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Mahatma Gandhi Ne Shadi Se Pehle Apni Wife Kasturba Gandhi Ko Letter Likha: Dear Kasturba, I Love You . Tumhara Bapu.

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I Saw You Staring Out From The Window. Your Face...your Eyes....you Are So Adorable. I Could Not Resist Myself And I Started Singing How Much Is That Doggy On ...

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7 Things Engineering Studnt Does In Study Leave:sleep,eat,sms,chat,music N Movies,chat,dream Of Studies And Last Asking Others Have U Read?i Havent?

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One Good Way To Reduce Alcohal Consumption . . . Before Marriage. . . Drink Whenever U R Sad After Marriage. . . Drink Whenever U R Happy . . .:d:p...

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Whenever You Have Any Problem Just Sing Any Song..... Sometimes Later, You Will Realize That Your Voice Is A Lot Worse Than Your Problem..... Cheers !!!!!...

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Sure I'll Tie The Marital Knot - As Long As It's Around Her Neck.

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A Girls Legs Are Her Best Friends, But The Best Of Friends Must Part. Conversation Like Television Set On Honeymoonunnecessary. Peter Sellers Dont Have S*x M...

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Sweet Insult- 1ladka Gadhe K Samne Gir Gaya. 1khubsurat Ladki Ne Dekha Aur Kaha: Apne Bade Bhai K Pair Chhuu Rahe Ho? Ladka: Hanji Bhabhi Ji.

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A Sardar Caught His Wife In An Affair..he Decided To Kill Her N Himself.sardar Puts A Gun On His Head,looks At His Wife N Says: Dot Laugh,,you Are Next..!!!! Ha...

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Thought For The Future Generation: Don't Marry Make A Woman Happy. In Fact Remain A Bachelor Make Several Women Happy.

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Girls Marks In Computer: 99/100 . . . . Don't Know How To Turn On Computer Properly . . . . . Boys Marks In Computer: 44/100 . . . . Knows To Ha...

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Boy: 2x2 Is 4, 4+5 Is 9, I Can Put Mine In Yours But You Cant Put Yours In Mine. Girl: 2x2 Is 4, 4+5 Is 9, I Know The Length Of Yours But You'll Never Know The...

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What Is Common Between A Girl's Legs N Amul Butter? Both Are Delicious When Spread.

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A Teacher Asked Her Class For Sentences Using The Word Beans.. My Father Grows Beans, Said One Student. My Father Cooks Beans, Said Another. Then A Little Sard...

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Do You Like Maths? If So, Add A Bed, Substract Ur Clothes, Divide Ur Legs And We Can Multiply!! :)

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Mr. Lawyer. I Want You To Defend Me. What's The Charge? I Was Arrested For Issuing Fake Checks. I'll Defend You, But Only If You Pay Me In Cash....

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No Visits. No Calls. No Sms. No Mails. No Miscals. Im Worried R U In Jail Again??

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Plz Dont Neglect This Msg A Poor Boy Suffering Frm Mental Disorder Needs Shock Treatment Plz Send Ur Photo So That He Gets The Proper Shock...

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