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Question: What Three Things Are Common Between The Sun And Woman's Underwear? Answer: Both Are Hot, Both Look Better While Going Down And Both Disappear At N...

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A Psychological Survey Report: When 2 Couples Come Face To Face, Wives Look At Each Others Dresses Husbands Look At Each Others Wives:-d...

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A Doctor Advising His Depressed Patient, An Old Bachelor: Don't Take Life Too Seriously. You'll Never Get Out Of It Alive.

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Ever Wonder Y Abcdef Are Used 2 Define Bra Sizes? A-almost B***s B- Barely There C-can Do D-d**n Gud E-excellent F-fake!!

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If I Had A Flower For Every Time I Thought Of You, I Could Walk In My Garden Forever. -there Is No Remedy For Love But To Love More.

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What's The New And Politically Correct Name For Les*ian? Vagitarian

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Priest Was Rubbing A Gals Thigh.gal-plz Read Bibles Verse 89 Priest Get Ashamed,apologises,goes Home N Read Verse 89 It Said:go Higher 2 Find Glory...

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Mariz- Doctor Sahab Sirf Aap Hi Meri Help Kar Sakte Ho....koi Bhi Meri Baat Nahi Sunta Meri Taraf Dhyan Hi Nahi Detadoctor- Next Please..

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Whats The Diffrence Between Men Women?? Ans- A Woman Wants One Man 2 Satisfy Her Every Need Man Wants Every Woman 2 Satisfy His One Need!!!...

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Sardar's Wish : When I Die,i Wanna Die Like My Grandpa Who Died Peacefully In His Sleep Not Screaming Like All The Passengers In The Car When He Was Driving..

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Agar Koi Apko Dekh Kar Drwaza Band Kar Leta Hai To Yaad Rakhna . . . . . . . Kundi Dono Taraf Hoti Hai.... Aap Bhi Bahar Se Laga Kar Bhag Jao...

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How To Satisfy A Woman Always - Love, Give Flowers, Praise, Charm, Humor, Entertain, Cuddle, Caress, Etc..... How To Satisfy A Man Always - Show Up N***d !...

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Titanic Was Sinking. Santa: How Much The Earth Is Far From Here? Banta: 1 Kilo Meter. Santa Jumped Into The Sea And Asked Again: ...in Which Direction? Banta: D...

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Teachar-mai Teri Jaan Nikal Dungi Ka Future Tense Kya Hoga?student- Tu, Saali Hath Laga Ke To Dikha..fir Batata Hu Tera Future Kya Hoga...

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Both Of My Marriages Are Failures! Why? My First Wife Left Me Just Because Of A Little Disagreement. And Your Second? My Second Wife And I Are Always Having Big...

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Wakeel: Tum Ne Police Officer Ki Hatheli Pe Jalti Hue Cigret Kyun Rakhimujrim:ye Humko Bola Kaam Karvana Hai To Pehle Mutthi Garam Kro

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Jokes What Is The Longest Word In The English Language? Smiles- Bcoz There Is A Mile Between The First N Last Letters:-d What Starts With A T,ends With A T, ...

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Santa Went To Temple Saw People Puting Coin In Box Praying Santa: Wow! How Amazing. People Are Talking To God Through Coin Phone Without Receiver...

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A True Friend Is Not Like ',,'rain',,' Which Rained Left Away. A True Friend Is Like _air__ Symptoms Silient But Always Around U :) Take Care Alot...

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You Ve 5 Min 2 Ans This..... 1. Ur Opinion Abt D Sender ? 2. Ur Feeling If U Lose Me ? 3. Wat U Dnt Like In Me ? 4. A Song U Dedicate 2 Me ? 5. Reply If U Do...

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Each Of Us Has His Own Fears But Sooner Or Later We Must Face It. It Takes A Lot Of Guts To Overcome It. So Don't Be Afraid To Face Ur Fear.. Go Ahead, Look Int...

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A Lil Boy Ran In2 His Mom's Room Crying. I Dnt Wnt My Willy Anymore, He Sobbed, Its Bad To Have 1. Dnt Be Silly, Drlng, She Replied. Of Course Its Not Bad, Why...

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What's The Difference Between Love, True Love And Showing Off? Spitting, Swallowing And Gargling..

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If I Need Brain Transplantationi Will Prefer Your Brain...don`t Think That You Are A Genius..i Need A Brain Which Is Never Used Before

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Santa And Banta Went For A Drive. Santa: Hey, Look Out From The Window, Are The Indicators Working Or Not? Banta Puts His Head Out Says Yes-no, Yes-no, Yes-n...

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Golu Faqir Se: Baba Din Me Kitne Paise Kama Lete Ho?faqir: 500 Ya 600,aur Agr Ye Maaf Karne Wale Kamina Pan Na Kareto Araam Se 1000 Ho Jyee

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Boy:i Love You Girl:no Boy:think Girl:no No No Boy:call's The Waiter And Says Get 2 Seperate Bills Girl:no No I Love U Vey Much

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Girls Are Like Phones. We Love To Be Held, Talked Too But If You Press The Wrong Button You'll Be Disconnected!

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Women Might Be Able To Fake O*****s. But Men Can Fake A Whole Relationship.

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A Woman Is Sitting At A Bar. A Man Approaches Her. Hi, Honey, He Says. Want A Little Company? Why? Asks The Woman. Do You Have One To Sell?

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Ur Cute Gorgeous Fine Dandy.really S**y U Make Me Randy. Ur Good Wiv Ur Mouth Also In Bed Oops Sorry Wrong Number 4get Wot I Said!

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Boy1: Dude I Got A New Bike, A Laptop And A Mobile. Boy2: Cool Man, Wht Does Ur Father Do? Boy1: He Sells Onion!!!!!

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Q - What's The Definition Of Women? Ans - Someone Who Talks For Hours While Standing At The Door But Won't Sit Because Of Lack Of Time !! :-)-)...

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Teacher Itihas Rochak Hai,isme Atit Ki Jankari Milti Hai.student Mujhe Nahi Padhna,kyoki Isme Koi Future Nahi Hai.

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Teachers Called It Cheating But For Us Student We Called It Teamwork.. Students That Cheats Together Graduates Together Hahaha :)...

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Rey: I See Your Cough Is Better This Morning. Loi: Why Not? I've Been Practicing All Night.

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Q:wo Konsi Ek Baat Hai Jo Hazaroon Saal Pehle Bhi Students Kehte The,aj B Kehte Hen Or Qayamat Tak Kahngay?ans:bus Kal Se Parhai Start.

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Wife: My Hubby I Have, What He Calls-olympic S*x. Friend: Wow, Must Be A Terrific S*x Life? Wife: Not Really. It Only Happens Once In 4 Years.

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In An Examination Hall, A Girl Asks Santa,sitting Next To Her Please Tell The Starting Of This Answer,i Will Write The Rest On My Own Santa Answers The:

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Two Lovers Plan To Suicide.. Boy Jumped First... Girl Closed Her Eyes And Return Back Saying 'love Is Blind' In The Air Boy Open His Parachute And Said- 'l...

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