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Teacher: What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller? Pappu: A Girl On The Cover And No Cover On The Girl.

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This Is A Secret Msg Send Only 4 U, Try 2 Solve What It Means: Listen Tl + Mad Sen + Ice Cead + Success + Yes Cue + Out Tescs. Give Me The Answer If You ...

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Why Do Ducks Have Webbed Feet? To Stamp Out Fires. Why Do Elephants Have Flat Feet? To Stamp Out Burning Ducks

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The Early Bird Might Get The Worm, But The Second Mouse Gets The Cheese.

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B : U R Best C : U R Cute D : U R My Dearest E : U R Excellent F : U R Always First G : U R Great Sorry Cant Lie Till Z

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A Man Meets A Lady At A Bar And Says: Hi, What' Ur Name? She Replies: Carman, Coz I Like Cars I Like Men, What's Urs? Man Replies: Beer C*nt!...

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A Man Comes Home Early From Work To Find His Wife In Bed With Another Man. Who The Bloody H**l Is This? He Shouts Angrily. Good Question, She Replies. Say, Love...

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Having S*x Is Like Playing Bridge. If You Don't Have A Good Partner, You'd Better Have A Good Hand.

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Santa-tumne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai Hai?banta-yaar Larki To Maine Phansa Li Thi.par Tum Logo Ne Ye Mohalla Hi Chor Diya. :-)

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Dentist Didnt Get Erection On Wedding Night So He Used Finger. Wife: What's This? Nothing Honey, Just A Temporary Filling.

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Wife: My Hubby I Have, What He Calls-olympic S*x. Friend: Wow, Must Be A Terrific S*x Life? Wife: Not Really. It Only Happens Once In 4 Years.

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How Does A Man Show He's Planning For The Future? He Buys Two Cases Of Beer Instead Of One.

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Wife: Darling, When Did You Find Out That You Loved Me? Husband: Shortly After I Had Learned That I Was Crazy.

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I Really, Deeply Wish Tat U R Here With Me In My Room, On My Bed ,lights Is Off , We Get Under The Cover Together.. .to Show U My.. New Watch That Glows In Th...

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Teacher 2 Golu : Jis Admi K Dono Hath Na Hon Usay English Main Kya Kahein Ge?...golu:...hands Free !!!

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Sit And Study The Above Stunts :-p Are Performed By Trained Professionals Under Controlled Environment Please Don't Try This At Home...!!...

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I Have A New Pocketbook, It Just Matches My Shoes. What Is In The Pocketbook? Nothing. It Is Empty. Then It Matches Your Head Too. ...

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Updesh:daru Pine Se Jindagi K Problem Solve Nhi Hoti.expert Drinker's Advice:problem Toh Doodh Pine Se Bhi Solve Nhi Hoti..

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Virginity Virginity Causes Cancer And Cancer Causes Death So Save Lives Share Your Virginity.

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A Man Is Dying Of Cancer. His Son Asked Him: Dad, Why Do U Keep Telling People U Are Dying Of Aids? Dad Answer : So When Im Dead No One Will Dare To Touch U...

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C.l.i.c.k. Means : C= Cant Live Without U L= Love U I= I Miss U C= Care About U K= Kiss From My Heart 2 U So Whenever U Miss Me Just Say Click...

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To Be Successful In Lyf Follow 3 Things! 1.ice Factory In Ur Brain.. B Cool! 2. Steel Factory In Ur Heart .. B. Strong! 3. Sugar Factory In Ur Tongue .. B Sweet...

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Once Upon A Time, Something Happened To Me. It Was The Sweetest Thing That Ever Could Be. It Was A Fantasy, A Dream Come True It Was The Day I Met You....

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Waiter: Would You Like Your Coffee Black? Customer: What Other Colors Do You Have?

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Boy-i Love Ugirl-sorry. Muje Dusra Pasand H, Uski Bmw Haiboy-are Maine Aj 10kg Pyaaz Kharide Hegirl-ohh.. Sorry Deari Love You Too !:-)...

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1 Bar Santa Usa Gayawaha Church Me Gaya To Achank Waha Aawaz I Tannittefaq Se Lyt B Chali Gayisanta Dar Kar Bolaoye Bhago Undertaker Aa Gaya....

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Santa: I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before Leaving For Office, What About U? Banta: Me Too, After U Leave.

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Teeth Said To Tongue: If I Just Press U Little Hard, U Will Get Cut. Tongue Replied: If I Misuse One Word Against Someone, Then All The 32 Of U Will Come Out At...

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This Pj Might Damage Ur Senses To Think . . What Would You Say If A Cow Dances?? . . . . . . . Guidance.;-)

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Santa-omlet Lekar Aaowaiter-kaun Sa? Spanish Ya Italians-koi B Mujhe Khana H, Usase Baat Nhi Krni

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Girl-kya Tm Mjsepyar Krte Ho?golu-hagrl-lekin Tm To Meri Parwah Nhi Krtegolu-oye...pyar Krnewale Kisi Ki Parwah Nhi Krte

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Santa- Tum Jo Bol Rahe Ho Mujhe Sunai Nahi De Raha Hai.thoda Sor Se Bolo To Awaz Aayebanta- Main To Chewing Gum Chaba Raha Hu.

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Updesh:daru Pine Se Jindagi K Problem Solve Nhi Hoti.expert Drinker's Advice:problem Toh Doodh Pine Se Bhi Solve Nhi Hoti..

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Q:wo Konsi Ek Baat Hai Jo Hazaroon Saal Pehle Bhi Students Kehte The,aj B Kehte Hen Or Qayamat Tak Kahngay?ans:bus Kal Se Parhai Start.

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Santa: Oye Banta Machli Khayega?banta:nahi Yaar Usme Kaante Hote Hain.santa: Oye Chadd Yaar, Chappal Pahen K Kha Lena.

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We Had A Girl To Stay: Her Name Was Viginia. We Called Her Virgin For Short, But Not For Long.

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Scrawled Is My Name But You Can Tell Me Baby!!

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Santa-tumne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai Hai?banta-yaar Larki To Maine Phansa Li Thi. Par Tum Logo Ne Ye Mohalla Hi Chor Diya.

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Santa: Do You Know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami? Banta: So Simple Yaar... Naag Do Not Punch Me....

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What Is A Kiss? It's An Upper Preparation For A Lower Invasion That Will Lead To Deeper Penetration With Fast Acceleration That Will Create The Next Generation...

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