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Question: Why Is Marriage Give And Take For Guys? Answer: Because A Guy Should Better Give It To Her Or She'll Take It Anyway.

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I Can't Sleep When I'm Not Beside You. I Can't Concentrate When I'm Not Beside You. I Can't Concentrate If I Haven't Communicated With You. I Can't Live With...

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Question By A Student!!if A Single Teacher Can`t Teach Us All The Subjects,then..how Could U Expect A Single Student To Learn All Subjects?

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What Is The Lightest Thing In The World? A Pe*is, Even A Thought Can Raise It.

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Husband And Wife On Picnic. There Was A Donkey Eating Grass. Wife Said: See Your Relative Eating Grass, Say Hi Husband Said: Hello Father-in-law....

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Lady:which Shampo Do U Have? Tom:if U Want 4 Hair On Head Take Head Nd Shoulders.if U Want 4 Hair Inside Ur Panty Den Take Pantene.

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Q: Do U Know Y Withes Don't Wear Panties? A: To Gve Them Beter Grip On Their Brooms. So That They Are Alwys Laughing And Laughing Coz They Feel It... And Like ...

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Medical Science Says Dat Tight Clothing Slows Blood Circulation But The Truth Is, Tighter The Womens Clothing,faster The Blood Circulation Of Mans Blood.!!!!

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Updesh:daru Pine Se Jindagi K Problem Solve Nhi Hoti.expert Drinker's Advice:problem Toh Doodh Pine Se Bhi Solve Nhi Hoti..

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Q: 17 Blondes Stand Out Side A Workout Room, Why Don't They Go In? A: The Sign Says Must Be 18 To Enter.

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Call Girl: Rs: 10000 Hotel Room: Rs. 1000 Condom: Rs. 10 Erection: ?? . . . . . There Are Some Things Money Can't Buy, For Everything Else, There's Mas...

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8 Semesters 80 Gb Sylabus 80 Mb V Study 80 Kb V Remember 80 Bytes V Ans. Binary Marks V Get, Known As Btech (brain Technically Empty)...!...

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Men Are Like Bank Accounts.without A Lot Of Money They Don't Generate A Lot Of Interest

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Psychiatrists Say One Out Of Four People Is Mentally Ill. So Go Check Your Friends Out............. If Three Of Them Are Okay Then It Must Be You !

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What's The New And Politically Correct Name For Les*ian? Vagitarian

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Santa: Look A Thief Has Entered Our Kitchen And He Is Eating The Pizza I Made. Banta: Whom Should I Call Now, Police Or Ambulance?

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Q. Why Was The Washing Machine Laughing? A. Because It Was Taking The Piss Out The Underpants :-d

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A Husband Is Someone Who, After Taking The Trash Out, Gives The Impression He Just Cleaned The Whole House.

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Height Of Possessiveness... A Boy Is Dying Of Cancer... Friend Asked : Y Do You Keep Telling People U R Dying Of Aids? Boy : So, When I Die, No One Will Dare...

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Boy1: Dude I Got A New Bike, A Laptop And A Mobile. Boy2: Cool Man, Wht Does Ur Father Do? Boy1: He Sells Onion!!!!!

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A Teacher Lecturing On Population- In India After Every 10 Sec A Woman Gives Birth To A Kid. A Sardar Stands Up- 'we Must Find And Stop Her!' =)...

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A Teacher Made Her Students Write A Composition With The Topicif I Were A Millionaire. She Sees That One Her Student, Eric, Has Not Started Writing, So She Ask...

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Malkin:tu 3 Din Kam Pe Q Ni Ayikamwali:maine Facebook P Status Update Kr Diya Thak Mai Gao Ja Rahi Hu Sahab Ne Comment B Kiyahave A Safe Trip

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Santa: Oye Banta Machli Khayega?banta:nahi Yaar Usme Kaante Hote Hain.santa: Oye Chadd Yaar, Chappal Pahen K Kha Lena.

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God Said: Let There Be Music Nd There Was My Voice, Let There Be Love And There Was My Heart Nd Then God Said Again, Let Ther Be Beauty And...

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A Man Is Dying Of Cancer. His Son Asked Him: Dad, Why Do U Keep Telling People U Are Dying Of Aids? Dad Answer : So When Im Dead No One Will Dare To Touch U...

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Explosive Comedy. Sardar Givs Dictation Test 4 Students. Last Bench Students Says- V R Not Able 2 Hear Sir. Sardar Said Ok I'll Write On The Board:-d:-d...

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Men Have Two Emotions: Hungry And Horny. If You See Him Without An Erection, Make Him A Sandwich.

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When The Night Comes, Look At The Sky. If You See A Falling Star, Don't Wonder Why, Just Make A Wish. Trust Me, It Will Come True, Because I Did It And I Found ...

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Husband Asks,do You Know The Meaning Of Wife. It Means...without Information Fighting Everytime! Wife Satys No,it Means-with Idiot For Ever....

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Rajnikanth N His Wife Having A Fight.... . . In Anger Rajni Showed His Wife The Middle Finger..... And.... She Got Pregnant.........

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Santa Went To Temple Saw People Puting Coin In Box Praying Santa: Wow! How Amazing. People Are Talking To God Through Coin Phone Without Receiver...

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What Is A Hymen? It's A Thin Sheet Of Flesh Like A Membrane Inside A Woman's V****a. It's Primary Purpose Is To Welcome Visitors: Hi Men!! Xd...

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Doctor 2 Patient:the Cheque Which U Gave Me Has Returned Back.patient 2 Doctor:the Headache 4 Wich U Gave Me Medicine Has Also Returned Back !!!

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Dad: Beta Apko School Jana Kaisa Laga?beta: Suchl Jana Acha Laga Aur Schl Se Lautna Bhi Acha Laga.bas Beech Ka Samay Hi Acha Nahi Laga.

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Girls Marks In Computer: 99/100 . . . . Don't Know How To Turn On Computer Properly . . . . . Boys Marks In Computer: 44/100 . . . . Knows To Ha...

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According To Newtons 4th Law For Exams- Every Book Will Continue To Be At Rest Or Covered With Dust Until Some External Or Internal Exam Moves It.....

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Tarzan The Animals Went To The River To Take A Bath. When Tarzan Take Off His Clothes, All The Animals Laughed. When He Asked Y? The Animals Said: Your Tail I...

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Both Of My Marriages Are Failures! Why? My First Wife Left Me Just Because Of A Little Disagreement. And Your Second? My Second Wife And I Are Always Having Big...

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U Laugh, I Laugh, U Cry, I Cry, U Fall Off A Bridge, I Laugh Until I Fall Off The Bridge Too!

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