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News: 3 Chimps Escaped From The Zoo... 1 Was Caught Watching Tv... 2.another Playing Football And ...

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Two Days Of Powercut In Delhi Had Made Life Miserable. Worst Affected Was Delhi Metro Station Where Families Of Santa Banta Were Struck For 48 Hrs On Escalator...

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Sardar: U Cheated Me. Shopkeeper: No, I Sold A Good Radio To U. Sardar: Radio Label Shows Made In Japan But Radio Says This Is 'all India Radio!

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An Englishman And Santa Inside The Toilet. Englishman: Good Evening, How Do U Do? Santa: Good Evening, We Open The Zip And Do.b-)

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I've Written A Poem For You: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, You Should Know What You Are, And Once You Know What You Are, Mental Hospital Is Not So Far....

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Math Teacher To Boy-jayda Awaaz Mat Krwarna 2 Bar Diffrentiate Krke 1 Bar Integrate Kr Dungaboy- Sir Maine B E Ki Power X Hu Jo Karna Kar Lo...

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Sardar Starts Shouting In A Store...... Where Is My Free Gift With This Oil? Shopkeeper : There Is Nothing Free With This Sardar: It Is Written Cholesterol F...

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Son - I Want A Baby Brother . Mom - Your Dad Is Overseas. When He Comes Bak We Will Talk Over It . Son - Why Dont U Give Him A Surprise ?

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Evening News Is Where They Begin With 'good Evening', And Then Proceed To Tell You Why It Isn't.

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Don't Break Anyones Heart Because They Have Only One. . . Instead . . . . . . Break Their Bones They Have 206.

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I Know You've Got Plenty Of Friends. Some Are Old And Some Are New . Some Are True Some Are Not . I May Not Be Your Perfect Friend But One Thing I Will Always B...

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Fool To Servant: Go And Water The Plants. Servant: It's Raining. Fool: So What Take An Umbrella And Go !!!

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A - You're Attractive B - You're Brave C - You're Cute D - You're A Darling E - You're Exicting F - You're Funny G- You're Great H - You're Heavenly I - I'm J -...

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Knowledge Is Knowing A Tomato Is A Fruit Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.

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Children: You Spend The First 2 Years Of Their Life Teaching Them To Walk And Talk. Then You Spend The Next 16 Years Telling Them To Sit Down And Shut-up.

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So Sweet Is Ur Smile, So Sweet Is Ur Style, So Sweet Is Ur Voice, So Sweet Is Ur Eye, See ... How Sweetly I Lie.

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Q. What's The Difference Between A New Husband And A New Dog? A. After A Year, The Dog Is Still Excited To See You.

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What Do U Call It When Mother Of Bill Gates Becomes Bored? Ans:- Mother-board

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Sardarji_jokes Interviewer: Just Imagine, U R On The 3rd Floor It Catches Fire, How Will U Escape? Sardarji: It's Simple! I Will Stop Imagining...

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Sardar 2 Friend: Guess How Many Coins I Have In My Pocket? Friend:if I Guess Right, U Give Me 1? Sardar:oji, I Will Give Both Of Them.

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. In The Back Of The Book Of World Records, It Says All Records Are Held By Rajnikant. The Ones Listed Are In Second Place.

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Santa: Oye Banta Machli Khayega?banta:nahi Yaar Usme Kaante Hote Hain.santa: Oye Chadd Yaar, Chappal Pahen K Kha Lena.

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A Beggars Brother Died, But The Man Who Died Had No Brother How Could This Be? Answers :- The Beggar Was A Female

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Santa And Banta Went For A Drive. Santa: Hey, Look Out From The Window, Are The Indicators Working Or Not? Banta Puts His Head Out Says Yes-no, Yes-no, Yes-n...

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Ultimate Answer While Changing The Job. Interviewer: Why Did You Changed Your Last Job? Santa: Because The Company Shifted And Didn't Tell Me Where.....

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Boy: Yaar Bohat Mushkil Hai 'teacher' Se Pyar Karna.friend- Kyu?...boy- Love Letter Bheja Tha Assignment Samajh Kar Check Kar Dia..!!or Boli Handwriting Improve...

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Golu-batao Raste K Dono Tarf Ped Kyu Hote Hemolu-polution Kam Karne K Liyegolu-galatkyuki Agar Ped Raste Me Hote To Gadiya Kase Jayegi

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Girl At A Party Asked A Major , When Did U Last Have S** : Major : 1955 That Long Ago..do You Wanna Have Some Now ? Major Looked At His Watch And Said Not Now I...

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Girlfriend: And Are You Sure You Love Me And No One Else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I Checked The Whole List Again Yesterday

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C Ronaldo-i Can Spin A Football In My Finger For 2hrs.. Can U...... . . . . . Rajnikanth-how Do You Think The Earth Spin...

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Text Won't Flow, Everyone Knows, When The Load Fades Away. Text Will Die And Tears In Your Eyes. You've Got To Throw Your Fone Up High Yeah Yeah..............

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1st Sardar- Hey What Are U Doing? 2nd Sradar- Recording This Baby's Voice. 1st Sardar- Why? 2nd Sardar- When He Grows Up... I Shall Ask Him What He Meant By Thi...

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Father: How Are Your Grades, Son? Son: Under Water, Dad. Father: Under Water? What Do You Mean? Son: Theyre Below C Level

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Smartness Of Me.. 1st Day In College, Me: What's Ur Name? Girl: Everyone Calls Me Sister.. Me: Wow.. What A Co-incident Everyone Calls Me Brother-in-law.....

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Santa To The Guard: Is This College Good? Guard: Probably The Best. I Did My Mba From This College And Immediately Got The Placement Too.

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11 Girls Ask Fruit Seller To Give 11 Bananas. Fruit Seller:i'm Not Selling Less Than 12 Bananas..1 Girl Said K No Problem We'll Eat The Extra One

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Golu:meri Billi Mar Gaimolu:kese Marigolu :maine Use Nahala Diya Tham-nahalne Se B Kahi Bili Marti Hg-maine Nahalane K Bad Use Nichod B Thi...

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Q: Who Had A Double Role In Movie 'sholay'? . . . . . . A: King George He Is On Both Sides Of The Coin.

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Flash News: A Two (2) Seater Plane Gas Crashed Into A Graveyard In Punjab. The Local Sardars Have So Far Recovered More Than 200 Bodies And Are Still Digging F...

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Sardar: Will U Marry After I Die Wife :no I Wiil Live With My Sister Wife :will U Marry ,after I Die Sardar:no I Will Also Live With Your Sister...

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