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To Reduce Depression Of Students, Sir Showed Them 3 Idiotssir- What Did U Learn 4m D Movie?students- Kiss Karte Waqt Naak Beech Me Nahi Aati

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Two Lovers Plan To Suicide.. Boy Jumped First... Girl Closed Her Eyes And Return Back Saying 'love Is Blind' In The Air Boy Open His Parachute And Said- 'l...

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Teacher: Four Beautiful Girls Are Walking On The Road. Change It To Exclamatory Sentence. Student: Wow!

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Teacher: What Is The Difference Between Orange Apple? Sardar: The Colour Of Orange Is Orange But The Colour Of Apple Is Not Apple...

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Banti Asked Ballui Watch Tv In My Liesure Time,what About You?ballu Simply Repliedi Watch Tv When My Wife And Mother Quarrel With Each Other!!

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Having A Cold Drink On A Hot Day Wid A Few Frnds Is Nice . . But What About Having A Hot Friend On A Cold Night After A Few Drinks.... :) Speechless...)....

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A Tailor Ran Away With People's Clothes. Some Complaines About Their Pant Piece Or Suit Piece. But Anxious Santa - Mera To Naap Hi Lekar Bhag Gaya. :d :d...

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No Visits. No Calls. No Sms. No Mails. No Miscals. Im Worried R U In Jail Again??

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Santa: What Is Another Difference Between A Mosquito And A Fly? Banta: A Fly Can Fly But A Mosquito Cannt Mosquito.

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Dis Cat Is Cat A Cat Gud Cat Way Cat 2 Cat Keep Cat Idiot Cat Buzy Cat 4 Cat 20 Cat Seconds Cat! Now Read It Without Sayin Cat!

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I've Been Married Seven Times. I Know Nothing About Marriages, But A Lot About Separation.

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A Girl Comes Late To Class... Prof.: Why Are You Late ? Girl: Sir A Boy Was Following Me. Prof.: So How Did You Got Late ? Girl: Sir The Boy Was Moving Very...

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Sure I'll Tie The Marital Knot - As Long As It's Around Her Neck.

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B : U R Best C : U R Cute D : U R My Dearest E : U R Excellent F : U R Always First G : U R Great Sorry Cant Lie Till Z

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Santa (to Receptionist Of Hotel): Can U Give Me A Room & A Bath? Receptionist: I Can Give U A Room, But U Will Have 2 Have A Bath Yourself.

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Tom-papa Mai Kal School Nai Jaungapapa-q Beta?tom-aj School Me Hamara Wazan Kiya Gyapapa-to Kya Hua?tom-aaj Wazan Kiya Hai Kal Bech Diya To?...

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A Psychological Survey Report: When 2 Couples Come Face To Face, Wives Look At Each Others Dresses Husbands Look At Each Others Wives:-d...

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Question: What Three Things Are Common Between The Sun And Woman's Underwear? Answer: Both Are Hot, Both Look Better While Going Down And Both Disappear At N...

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Why Was Phillip's Girlfriend Annoyed? Cos That Phillip's 24 Inch Was Tv.

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Santa: I Have Swallowed A Kay. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 Months Back! Doctor: What Were You Doing Till Now? Santa: I Was Using Duplicate Key, Now I Have Lost I...

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Once A Person Threw An Ignited Cigarette Up In The Sky. It Fell On A Planet, Which Is Now Known As Sun And The Person Is None Other Than Rajnikant...

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Question: Wat Will Happen F U Had A Wooden Car?? W/ Wooden Seats? Wooden Tires? And A Wooden Engine? Answer: It Wooden Start!haha

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Malkin:tu 3 Din Kam Pe Q Ni Ayikamwali:maine Facebook P Status Update Kr Diya Thak Mai Gao Ja Rahi Hu Sahab Ne Comment B Kiyahave A Safe Trip

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Once Spiderman, Superman, Batman, James Bond, Ironman, Shaktimaan And Krish All Visited Rajnikanth.... Do You Which Day It Was.... Guru Purnima....

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Baniya Gave Matrimonial Ad For His Daughter, Working At A Call Centre: Wanted A Suitable Match For Chandigarh's Highest Paid Call Girl

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Q. How Do You Teach A Blond Math? A. Subtract Her Clothes, Divide Her Legs, And Square Root Her.

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I Looked At The Moon, The Moon Is Beautiful... I Look At You.. I.. I... I'd Rather Look At The Moon Again.. )

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The Doctor Told Santa That If He Ran 8 Kms A Day For 300 Days, He Would Loose 34 Kilos. At The End Of 300 Days, Santa Called The Doctor To Report He Had Lost Th...

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Husband Asks,do You Know The Meaning Of Wife. It Means...without Information Fighting Everytime! Wife Satys No,it Means-with Idiot For Ever....

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Once Rajnikanth Was Asked How He Felt About The Jokes Made On Him Which Were Spreading Through Sms And Internet. To Everyones Surprise He Started Laughing And ...

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Santa Asks Banta How Was Yur Exam?banta: It Was Ok-but I Could Not Ans. Past Tense Of Think-i Thought, Thuoght & Finally Wrote Thunk-!

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Lips R Lyk Frnds.if We Say Studyng,readng,writing D Lips Wil Nvr Join! Bt If We Say Roaming,bunking Playng,shoping Saale Fat Se Jud Jate Hai.....

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Alex! Alex Who? Alex Plain Later! Just Open The Door!

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Virginity Virginity Causes Cancer And Cancer Causes Death So Save Lives Share Your Virginity.

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Wife: Can You Explain To Me How This Lipstick Got On Your Collar? Husband: No, I Really Can't. I Distinctly Remembered Having Taken My Shirt Off.

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Light Travels Faster Than Sound. This Is Why Some People Appear Bright Until You Hear Them Speak.

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Boy : Whyyou Did Not Close Your Eyeswheni Kisses You ?.girl : Kaminey .. Last Time Eyesclose Ki Thi, Tab Tu Ne Mere Pursese 500 Rupy Chura Liye The...

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A Mother Has Just Had A Triplet Birth. Her Husband Tells His Friend Through The Phone. But The Telephone Is Not Clear. His Friend Asks: Can You Repeat That? ...

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Updesh:daru Pine Se Jindagi K Problem Solve Nhi Hoti.expert Drinker's Advice:problem Toh Doodh Pine Se Bhi Solve Nhi Hoti..

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Can We Do Romance In The Midnight?i`m In A Good Mood,just A Little Bit Of Kissing And Biting!reply Me Soon,yours Loving Mosquito :)

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