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Question: Why Does A Guy Whistle When He's In The Toilet? Answer: Because It Helps Him To Remember Which End He Needs To Wipe.

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Once When Shooting On A Beach In Tamil Nadu, Rajanikant Kicked A Stone.. Now That Stone Is Known As . . . Sri Lanka

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Ultimate Answer While Changing The Job. Interviewer: Why Did You Changed Your Last Job? Santa: Because The Company Shifted And Didn't Tell Me Where.....

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Mr. Reyes: I Wish My Wife Wouldn't Talk So Much About Her Last Husband............ Mr. Santos: Last Husband ! You're Lucky. Mine Is Always Talking About ...

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Santa To The Guard: Is This College Good? Guard: Probably The Best. I Did My Mba From This College And Immediately Got The Placement Too.

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Medical Science Says Dat Tight Clothing Slows Blood Circulation But The Truth Is, Tighter The Womens Clothing,faster The Blood Circulation Of Mans Blood.!!!!

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Paul The Octopus Was Asked To Predict........ . . . When Would Rajnikanth Die..... . Result..... . Paul Died......

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2 Makhkhiya Movie Dekh Kar Niklito Ek Makhkhi Ne Doosri Makhkhi Se Kahapaidal Chalegi Ya Kutta Kar Le

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Story: I Filled In A Form At A Dating Agency Recently Describing My Ideal Woman... She Would Be Petite, Cute, Into Water Sports And Group Activities And Looked ...

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Five Rules Of Girls.. 1: Love Me But Don't Touch Me 2: Touch Me But Don't Kiss Me 3: Kiss Me But Don't Use Me 4: Use Me But Don't Forget Me 5: Forget Me Bu...

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Prostitute: Hi, Want To Have S*x? Santa: Ok. Only If You Do It Like My Wife Does. Prostitute: I Can Do It In Any Way. So How Does She Do It? Santa: She Does It ...

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Father, What Is The Difference Between A Rifle And A Machine Gun? A Rifle And A Machine Gun Can Be Compared To Myself And Your Mother. While I Can Say A Few Wo...

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2 Sardars Were Fighting After Exam. Sir: Y R U Fighting? 1 Sardar: This Fool Left The Answer Sheet Blank, Sir: So What? 1 Sardar: Even I Did The Same Thing, No...

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Q: What Is The Difference Between A Good Lawyer And A Great Lawyer? A: A Good Lawyer Knows The Law Very Well But A Great Lawyer Knows The Judge Very , Very , ...

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Call Girl: Rs: 10000 Hotel Room: Rs. 1000 Condom: Rs. 10 Erection: ?? . . . . . There Are Some Things Money Can't Buy, For Everything Else, There's Mas...

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A Policeman Arrested A Prostitute In The Hospital Area Asked For Her Profession. Prostitute: I'm A Social Engineer. Policeman: What Do U Do? Prostitute: I Buil...

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Question: What Is The Difference Between A Single Man And A Married Man? Answer: A Single Man Goes Home, Sees What's In The Refrigerator, Then Goes To Bed. ...

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Rajnikant Was Once Asked By A Reporter Abt How He Felt About All The Rajnikant Jokes On The Internet Sms.. His Reply Was- . . . . . . Do You Think They Are J...

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Why Did The Grammer Teacher Slap A Student? B'coz He Asked: Why Is Bra Singular, When It Covers 2 Items N Panties Plural When It Covers One Item?

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Friends Are Like A Head Of Hair. You Might Lose Some, But With Enough Cash You Can Buy Them Back.

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If You Ask Your Husband If He Still Loves You He Will Answer, I'm Still Married To You , Aren't I ?

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Two Barbershops Were In Red-hot Competition. One Put Up A Sign Advertising Haircuts For 7-dollars. His Competitor Put Up One That Read, We Repair 7-dollars Hair...

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Brains Aren't Everything. In Fact In Your Case They're Nothing.,.,.,

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Girls Are Like Phones. We Love To Be Held, Talked Too But If You Press The Wrong Button You'll Be Disconnected!

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In A Crowded Bus A Man Suddenly Feels That Someone Is Stealing His Wallet. He Points To The Id Inside His Pocket And Tells The Thief: By The Way, You Forgot Th...

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Sardar Caught His Wife In An Affair. He Decides 2 Kill Her And Himself. He Places A Gun On His Head, Looks At His Wife N Says: Don't Laugh... U Are The Next!...

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News: 3 Chimps Escaped From The Zoo... 1 Was Caught Watching Tv... 2.another Playing Football And ...

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There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...stay With Me Until I Die...stay With Me...

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A Neutron Goes Into A Bar And Asks The Bartender, How Much For A Beer? The Bartender Replies, For You, No Charge.

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Santa: I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before Leaving For Office, What About U? Banta: Me Too, After U Leave.

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Friendship Is Not About I M Sorry Its Abt Abbe Teri Galti Hai Friendship Is Not About I M Der 4 U Or I Missed U Its About Kaha Marr Gaya Saale Friendship Is N...

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Tom: Sale! 1 Laat Marunga Mumbai Ja K Girega!john: Mein Marunga To America Me Girega!santa: Bhai Mujhe Dhire Se 1 Laat Maro..pas K Gaon Jana Hai...

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Lady:which Shampo Do U Have? Tom:if U Want 4 Hair On Head Take Head Nd Shoulders.if U Want 4 Hair Inside Ur Panty Den Take Pantene.

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Q: What Do You Call An Eternity? A: Four Blondes In Four Cars At A Four Way Stop. Q: Why Do Blondes Have Tgif Written On Their Shoes? A: Toes Go In First. ...

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Beat This!!!!!!!!!! Q- Y Do Oyester Dont Give Cherrity???????? . . . . Try Harder.. . . . . . Comon Its Eazy..... Ok.......... U Lose... A- Coz They R Shelfish...

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The Doctor Told Santa That If He Ran 8 Kms A Day For 300 Days, He Would Loose 34 Kilos. At The End Of 300 Days, Santa Called The Doctor To Report He Had Lost Th...

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Waiter: Would You Like Your Coffee Black? Customer: What Other Colors Do You Have?

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Naughty Boy Draws A P*nis On A Black Board. Lady Teacher Rubs It Off. Next Day He Draws A Bigger One And Writes: Remember The More You Rub The Bigger It Gets!!...

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Once Upon A Time, Something Happened To Me. It Was The Sweetest Thing That Ever Could Be. It Was A Fantasy, A Dream Come True It Was The Day I Met You....

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Teachr 2 Sleepy Student:who Invented Steam Engine? Student: What Sir? Teachr:yes Correct It's James Watt Moral: Sleeping Improves Ur Genaral Knowledg...

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