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Politicians And Diapers Have One Thing In Common. They Should Both Be Changed Regularly, And For The Same Reason.

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Tom-papa Mai Kal School Nai Jaungapapa-q Beta?tom-aj School Me Hamara Wazan Kiya Gyapapa-to Kya Hua?tom-aaj Wazan Kiya Hai Kal Bech Diya To?...

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Interviewer: Just Imagine, You Are On The 3rd Floor And It Catches Fire, How Will You Escape? Santa: It's Simple! I Will Stop Imagining !!!

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Beauty Of Mathematics: 1x8+1=9 12x8+2=98 123x8+3=987 1234x8+4=9876 12345x8+5=98765 123456x8+6=987654 1234567x8+7=9876543 12345678x8+8=98765432 ...

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A True Friend Is Not Like ',,'rain',,' Which Rained Left Away. A True Friend Is Like _air__ Symptoms Silient But Always Around U :)...

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I Have A New Pocketbook, It Just Matches My Shoes. What Is In The Pocketbook? Nothing. It Is Empty. Then It Matches Your Head Too. ...

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Teachers Called It Cheating But For Us Student We Called It Teamwork.. Students That Cheats Together Graduates Together Hahaha :)...

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A Policeman Arrested A Prostitute In The Hospital Area Asked For Her Profession. Prostitute: I'm A Social Engineer. Policeman: What Do U Do? Prostitute: I Buil...

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Going To Church Doesn't Make You A Christian Any More Than Standing In A Garage Makes You A Car.

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Lucy: When We Get Married, I Want To Share All Your Worries And Troubles As Your Wife. Bobby: Wow, I Don't Know What To Say, Love, But I Right Now I Don't Hav...

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Sardar Joined New Job. 1st Day He Worked Till Late Evening On The Computer. Boss Was Happy And Asked What You Did Till Evening. Sardar: Keyboard Alphabets Were ...

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In Dis Cruel World Its Very Hard 2 Find A Frnd With A Beautiful Heart Pure Feelings Attractive Personality N Stylish Look.. So Dont Lose Me.....

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Jokes: In A Park Two Lovers Eating Chips By Looking Each Other Eyes. Girl: Dear !what Are You Thinking At This Moment.....? Boy:i Think You Are Eating More Ch...

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Teacher: There Is A Frog, Ship Is Sinking, Potatoes Cost Rs 3/kg . Then, What Is My Age? Student:32 Yrs. Teacher: How Do You Know? Student: Well, My Sister ...

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Q.how Did The Telephone Propose To The Lady? A.it Gave Her A Ring!

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Sardar: Will U Marry After I Die Wife :no I Wiil Live With My Sister Wife :will U Marry ,after I Die Sardar:no I Will Also Live With Your Sister...

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Tarzan And Jane Came To New York And Were Being Interviewed. A Reporter Said: Tarzan, What Is Your Wife's Name? Tarzan Replied: Jane. The Reporter Then Said: No...

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# Decent Girls Open A Few Buttons In A Hot Atmosphere. But Smart Girls Open A Few Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot!

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Wakeel: Tum Ne Police Officer Ki Hatheli Pe Jalti Hue Cigret Kyun Rakhimujrim:ye Humko Bola Kaam Karvana Hai To Pehle Mutthi Garam Kro

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Dear Weekend : Could You Please Slow Down X( !!!!!!!

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Height Of Possessiveness... A Boy Is Dying Of Cancer... Friend Asked : Y Do You Keep Telling People U R Dying Of Aids? Boy : So, When I Die, No One Will Dare...

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According To Newtons 4th Law For Exams- Every Book Will Continue To Be At Rest Or Covered With Dust Until Some External Or Internal Exam Moves It.....

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A Man Meets A Lady At A Bar And Says: Hi, What' Ur Name? She Replies: Carman, Coz I Like Cars I Like Men, What's Urs? Man Replies: Beer C*nt!...

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U Laugh, I Laugh, U Cry, I Cry, U Fall Off A Bridge, I Laugh Until I Fall Off The Bridge Too!

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Girlfriend: And Are You Sure You Love Me And No One Else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I Checked The Whole List Again Yesterday

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New Style Of Proposing A Girl.. I Hv Spent Many Sleepless Nights In Ur Luv N I Dont Want My Son 2 Do D Same 4 Your Daughter So Lets Mk Them Brother N Sister.

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Priest Was Rubbing A Gals Thigh.gal-plz Read Bibles Verse 89 Priest Get Ashamed,apologises,goes Home N Read Verse 89 It Said:go Higher 2 Find Glory...

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Joke : Thought : Behind Every Successful Women , There Is A Satisfied Man , But Behind A Satisfied Women There Is An Exhausted Man.....

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Doctor Tum To Mamuli Pith Dard Bata Rahe Thelekin Tumhari To Dhadkan Bhi Kafi Badhi Hui Hai...banta-wo 2 Apki Fees Dekhkar Bdhi Hai.

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Jokes What Is The Longest Word In The English Language? Smiles- Bcoz There Is A Mile Between The First N Last Letters:-d What Starts With A T,ends With A T, ...

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One Day Santas Girlfriend Asks Him, Darling, Om Our Engagement Will You Give Me A Ring?santa:ya Sure, Give Me Ur Telephone No.

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I Can't Sleep When I'm Not Beside You. I Can't Concentrate When I'm Not Beside You. I Can't Concentrate If I Haven't Communicated With You. I Can't Live With...

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I Want To Share Everything With You. Your Joys, Your Sadness, Your Happy Moments Every Single Second Of Day Let Us Start With Your Atm Password First....

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I Really Don't Have Any Idea What I Should Give My Wife For Her Birthday. It Need Not Be Expensive, Just Anything To Make Her Happy. That's Easy. Just Write H...

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A Young Blonde Girl Goes To The Doctor For A Physical. The Doctor Puts His Stethoscope Up To The Girl's Chest And Says, Big Breaths. The Girl Replies, Yeth And ...

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Beat This Pj: Abhishek Bachchan Has 1 Sister. But Now He Wants More More Sisters Y..? Dont Know Coz He Says In Ravan 'behne De Mujhe Behne De':)...

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Hello! What's Wrong With Your Mobile Tried So Many Times But It Says The Subscriber Your Are Trying To Reach Is In Your Heart!!

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I Really, Deeply Wish Tat U R Here With Me In My Room, On My Bed ,lights Is Off , We Get Under The Cover Together.. .to Show U My.. New Watch That Glows In Th...

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Whats S.t.u.d.y???? S=siting T=talking U=unlimited Dream And Yawning.... So Study, Dont Waste Time

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Once A Person Threw An Ignited Cigarette Up In The Sky. It Fell On A Planet, Which Is Now Known As Sun And The Person Is None Other Than Rajnikant...

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