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Chuck Norris Will Never Have A Heart Attack. His Heart Isn't Nearly Foolish Enough To Attack Him.

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What Colour Is Rajnikant's Blood?? . . . . . Haha! Tricky Question Rajnikant Never Bleeds! B-):-p

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One Man Calls Emergency: - Come Immediately, My Little Son Has Swallowed A Condom! After Five Minutes, The Same Man Calls Back: - It Is Ok, I Found Another One....

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If Kisses Were Water, I Will Give U Sea. If Hugs Were Leaves, I Will Give U A Tree. If U Luv A Planet, I Will Give U A Galaxy, If Friendship Is Life I Will Give...

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Santa: Oye Banta Machli Khayega?banta:nahi Yaar Usme Kaante Hote Hain.santa: Oye Chadd Yaar, Chappal Pahen K Kha Lena.

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Lady Goes To A Fruit Shopshopkeeper:ur Dog Is Eating My Fruitslady:- Shona,dont Eat D Fruit Widout Washing Them

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Q: Do U Know Y Withes Don't Wear Panties? A: To Gve Them Beter Grip On Their Brooms. So That They Are Alwys Laughing And Laughing Coz They Feel It... And Like ...

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A Scientist Wanted To Make A Bra That Prevents The Motion Of B*****s While Running And Prevent Visiblity Of N*****s When Wet.......................................

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Do You Text Me To Be Your Lawfully Lovable Textmate To Have And To Hold For Rich Quotes Or Corny Jokes In Text Metering And In Poor Signal Till Low Batt Do Us P...

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A Teacher Gets Upset With Some Noisy Female Students: You Ladies! Just Two Of You Are Equal To A Thousand Ducks! Not Long After The Teacher's Mother Comes To ...

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Q: What's The Difference Between Blondes And Mcdonald's? A: A Blonde Serves More People In A Night.

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I Know You've Got Plenty Of Friends. Some Are Old And Some Are New . Some Are True Some Are Not . I May Not Be Your Perfect Friend But One Thing I Will Always B...

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Rajnikant Jokes: Rajnikant Can Build A Snowman Out Of Rain. Rajnikant Can Strangle You With A Cordless Phone. Rajnikant Can Make Onions Cry. Rajnika...

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Q: What's The Difference Between A Blonde And A Blow-up Doll? A: Around 2 Cans Of Hair Spray.

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Question: What Is The Difference Between A Good Lawyer And A Great Lawyer? Answer: A Good Lawyer Knows The Law Very Well But A Great Lawyer Knows The Judge Ve...

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Titanic Was Sinking. An Englishman Asked Santa, How Far Is Land? Santa: 2 Kms. Englishman Jumped Into Sea. Englishman: Now, Which Direction? Santa: Downwar...

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Santa Ne Ekk Admi Ke Thappad Maar Diya..admi- Meri Kya Galti Thi??santa-tum Salo Galti Karo Iske Liye Hum Intjaar Thode Hi Karenge...............

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The Poor Wish To Be Rich, The Rich Wish To Be Happy, The Single Wish To Be Married, And The Married Wish To Be Dead.

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Sardar: What Is The Name Of Your Car? Lady: I Forgot The Name, But Is Starts With 't'. Sardar: Oh, What A Strange Car, Starts With Tea. All Cars That I Know Sta...

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Which Is D Biggest Thing In D World? Sea? No. Mountain?no. Sky?no. Dont Know? My Big Heart Which Sends U Sms Daily!...

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At Indian Wedding Boy 1-yaar, Pili Wali Meri. Boy2-acha? Lal Wali Meri Phir Boy3-saale, Kuch To Sharam Kar Lal Wali Ke Hi Shaadi Pe Aya H !

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I Can't Smile Without You.............i Can't Laugh Without You.....i Can't Sing And I Can't Cry, Finding It Hard, To Do Anything So Please Help Me I Lost My Fa...

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The Young Couple Were Holding Hands In The Nudist Camp. Guy: When I Tell You I Love You Why Do You Always Lower Your Eyes? Girl Answered Shyly: To See If It's T...

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A Sardarji Goes To A Chinese Restaurant And Puts His Finger On The Last Of Menu: Bring This. Waiter: Oh! You Cant Get It Because He Is The Owner Of Restaura...

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A Kid Went 2school 4 The First Time.teacher Told Her If U Had 2 Go 2 Toilet,raise Ur Index Finger.kid Is Puzzled N Asks,thats Going 2 Stop It?

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Girls Are Like Cellphones, They Like To Be Held And Talked To, Bbut Press The Wrong Button And Ur Disconnected. Guys Are Like Buses.... If U Miss That One, Ano...

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Mr. Reyes: I Wish My Wife Wouldn't Talk So Much About Her Last Husband............ Mr. Santos: Last Husband ! You're Lucky. Mine Is Always Talking About ...

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Teacher: What Is The Different Between Problem And Challenge???? Student:3boys+1girl=problem 1boy+3girls=challenge.

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Rey Likes To Drive Fast. One Time He Meets With An Accident. When He Wakes Up He Moans, Where Am I? Room 315. A Nurse Answers. Is This A Hospital Or A Prison?...

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Teacher: Childrens Exams Are Nearing,if U Have Any Doubt U Can Ask Me..boys: In Wich Printing Press The Question Paper Are Printed?

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Santa Ne Apne 6 Month K Baby Ki Birthday Party Arrange Kr Li,kisi Ne Pucha:6 Month K Baby Ka Brthday Kese?santa: Hum Semester System Ko Follow Karte H...

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Patni: Aaj Maine Duniya Ki Sabse Khubsurat Mahila Ko Dekha.pati: Fir Kya Hua?patni: Fir Mai Aiane Ke Samne Se Hat Gayi

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Question: What Is The Difference Between A Single Man And A Married Man? Answer: A Single Man Goes Home, Sees What's In The Refrigerator, Then Goes To Bed. ...

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Santa Ek Bache Se: Beta 1 Accha Sa Jhoot Boloagar Mujhe Pasand Aaya 2 Mai Tumhe 5 Rs Dunga.bacha : Ye Lo Kar Lo Baat, Abhi 10 Rs Kahe The.

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1st Pathan:oye Agar Raat Ko Neend Na Aayetu Kya Kiya Jaye..?2nd Pathan:0 Yara Neend Ka Intzarkarne Se Tu Behtar Haiaadmi So Jaye.....

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Teacher To Golu:mamooli Ko Jumle Me Istemaal Karogolu Ne Sochasochasochaaur Bola,meri Maa Mooli Bade Shouk Se Khati He....

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Whenever You Have Any Problem Just Sing Any Song..... Sometimes Later, You Will Realize That Your Voice Is A Lot Worse Than Your Problem..... Cheers !!!!!...

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Sardar: Will U Marry After I Die Wife :no I Wiil Live With My Sister Wife :will U Marry ,after I Die Sardar:no I Will Also Live With Your Sister...

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A Girls Legs Are Her Best Friends, But The Best Of Friends Must Part. Conversation Like Television Set On Honeymoonunnecessary. Peter Sellers Dont Have S*x M...

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Once A Boy Was Playing Cricket Outside Rajni's House.he Hit A Shot Which Broke Rajni's House's Window..... Rajnikanth Called The Boy And Told Him To Play Slowl...

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