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Tarzan And Jane Came To New York And Were Being Interviewed. A Reporter Said: Tarzan, What Is Your Wife's Name? Tarzan Replied: Jane. The Reporter Then Said: No...

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Sweet Insult- 1ladka Gadhe K Samne Gir Gaya. 1khubsurat Ladki Ne Dekha Aur Kaha: Apne Bade Bhai K Pair Chhuu Rahe Ho? Ladka: Hanji Bhabhi Ji.

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Banta: What Is The Difference Between A Nail And A Boxer? Santa: One Gets Knocked In The Other Gets Knocked Out.

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Santa Asks Banta How Was Yur Exam?banta: It Was Ok-but I Could Not Ans. Past Tense Of Think-i Thought, Thuoght & Finally Wrote Thunk-!

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A Man B4 Marriage - Roses Are Red,violets R Blue, Like It Or Not,i Am Stuck With U. A Man After Marriage - Roses Are Dead,i Am Blue, U Got On My Head,someday I...

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Lucy: When We Get Married, I Want To Share All Your Worries And Troubles As Your Wife. Bobby: Wow, I Don't Know What To Say, Love, But I Right Now I Don't Hav...

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Why Does Rajnikanth Waers Goggles????????? . . . . . . . . Ans : To Protect D Sun....

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Having A Cold Drink On A Hot Day Wid A Few Frnds Is Nice . . But What About Having A Hot Friend On A Cold Night After A Few Drinks.... :) Speechless...)....

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Teacher: How We Use The Light? Pupil: To Suck It? Teacher: Why Do You Say So? Pupil: Because Every Night, My Mother Says To My Father, Switch Off The Light, I W...

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Do You Love Mee...?? Be Honest Please.. Don't Be Shy.. Confused..?? This Is Your Last Chance... Are You Sure You Don't Love Mee...?? Ok Fine,what Abou...

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What Do You Say To A Paki That Asks You Out? Asif What Do You Call A Paki With A Ferrari? A Thief What Do You Call A Paki Prostitute? Lahore. What Do You ...

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Girl- Nice Mobile!where Did You Buy? Boy-i Won This In Running Race... Girl-how Many Participated? Boy-owner, Police And Me... Gdni8. Swt Dremz....

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Height Of Courage : Senior Raging Junior Says : On You Marriage I Will Kiss Your Wife ! Junior Replies : I Will Marry Your Sister !!! ...

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What Is A Difference Between A Kiss,a Car And A Monkey? A Kiss Is So Dear, A Car Is Too Dear And A Monkey Is U Dear.

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Husband: Darling, Will You Be Able To Survive In My Small Salary? Wife: Of Course Darling I Will Survive, But What Will You Survive On?

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...................................... What U Think ?? . . . . . . . . Hey Stop Now I Am Making Fun Of U Heheh !!!...

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Rajnikanth Gone For Morning Walk, . And In Afternoon Police Arrest Him, . Why? . . . . . Bcoz He Reached In Usa Without Visa...

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Examiner:y R U Under Tension?did U Forget Admit Card,id,or Calculator?studnt:no Sir!by Mistake I Have Brought Tomorrowexam’s Pharray Today:-)...

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Father: Your Teacher Says She Finds It Impossible To Teach You Anything! Son:that`s Why I Say She`s No Good!!!!

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A Kid's Dad Joined Facebook. Kid Posted On His Wall : Wtf...... Dad Asked Him What Is Wtf? Kid Replied : Welcome To Facebook...

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Golu-batao Raste K Dono Tarf Ped Kyu Hote Hemolu-polution Kam Karne K Liyegolu-galatkyuki Agar Ped Raste Me Hote To Gadiya Kase Jayegi

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Rose , I Heard You Were Able To Divorce Your Husband In Three Days. That Must Have Cost You A Lot Of Money In Attorney's Fees! Not Really. Actually I Paid No...

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Girls Are Like Cell Phones, They Like To Be Held And Talked To , But Press The Wrong Button And You're Disconnected.

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We Never Really Grow Up, We Only Learn How To Act In Public.

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Two Days Of Powercut In Delhi Had Made Life Miserable. Worst Affected Was Delhi Metro Station Where Families Of Santa Banta Were Struck For 48 Hrs On Escalator...

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3 Kale Dosto Ko God Ne Vardan Offer Kia1-muje Gora Bana Do2-muje B3-hi Hi Hi,inko Fir Se Kala Bana Domoral-kch Dost Kamine Hi Rehte H

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2 Guys Wer In A Jungle.. They Saw A Hungry Tiger, One Of D Guy Tightened His Shoe Lace, D Other One Asked Do U Really Think U Can Run Faster Than Tiger..? He Re...

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Aids Awareness Slogan: Cover Your Stump, Before You Pump. Don't Be Silly, Cover Your Lully. Don't Be A Fool, Condom Is Your Tool.!...

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A Girl Tells Her Doctor: I've Got A Bad Discharge. He Fingers Her Says Hows It Feel? Gal: Very Nice, But The Discharge Is In My Ear.

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A Man And His Wife Went To Bed And The Man Was Getting Rather Frisky. He Asked His Wife If She Was In The Mood. His Wife Answered, Not Tonight Dear, I Have A He...

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Larkiyo'n Ki Specialty .. Uk: Dressing Spain Beautiful America: Stylish Italy: Friendly Brazil: Hot . . . . India : Kuch Ho Na Ho Par Attitude Ki Koi...

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Beauty Of Mathematics: 1x8+1=9 12x8+2=98 123x8+3=987 1234x8+4=9876 12345x8+5=98765 123456x8+6=987654 1234567x8+7=9876543 12345678x8+8=98765432 ...

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Officer: You Are On Duty In The Deep Of The Night. Suddenly Someone Holds Your Arms Tightly. How Do You React This Situation? Interviewee: I Will Say: 'dar...

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Raju-- Meet My Wife Tina. Raghu-- Oh! I Know Her. Raju--how? Raghu-- We Were Caught Sleeping Together. Raju-- What The H**l? Raghu-- 10 Yrs Ago, In The His...

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Nw A Days . Child In Washroom . . . Mom! . . Mom: Yes My Child Child:i M Suffring Frm Loosemotion...so Update The Status On My Orkut And Facebook Profi...

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I Have A New Pocketbook, It Just Matches My Shoes. What Is In The Pocketbook? Nothing. It Is Empty. Then It Matches Your Head Too. ...

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Question By A Student!!if A Single Teacher Can`t Teach Us All The Subjects,then..how Could U Expect A Single Student To Learn All Subjects?

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Father, What Is The Difference Between A Rifle And A Machine Gun? A Rifle And A Machine Gun Can Be Compared To Myself And Your Mother. While I Can Say A Few Wo...

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Mahatma Gandhi Ne Shadi Se Pehle Apni Wife Kasturba Gandhi Ko Letter Likha: Dear Kasturba, I Love You . Tumhara Bapu.

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What Is D Similarity Between Doing S*x Doing Surgery? Skill Is More Important Than The Instrument...

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