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Teachar-mai Teri Jaan Nikal Dungi Ka Future Tense Kya Hoga?student- Tu, Saali Hath Laga Ke To Dikha..fir Batata Hu Tera Future Kya Hoga...

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How's My Darling Honey Sweety? My Baby Bunch Cutie Cutie? Come On Give Me A Hug, Mmm.. U Smell Good! How R U? U Missed Me? Cmon... ...

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What's The New And Politically Correct Name For Les*ian? Vagitarian

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I Can't Sleep When I'm Not Beside You. I Can't Concentrate When I'm Not Beside You. I Can't Concentrate If I Haven't Communicated With You. I Can't Live With...

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What Is The Lightest Thing In The World? A Pe*is, Even A Thought Can Raise It.

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Psychiatrists Say One Out Of Four People Is Mentally Ill. So Go Check Your Friends Out............. If Three Of Them Are Okay Then It Must Be You !

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C Ronaldo-i Can Spin A Football In My Finger For 2hrs.. Can U...... . . . . . Rajnikanth-how Do You Think The Earth Spin...

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If They Say Good Looks Could Kill, Then Please Don't Look At Me ! I Don't Wanna See You Die !

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A True Friend Is Not Like ',,'rain',,' Which Rained Left Away. A True Friend Is Like _air__ Symptoms Silient But Always Around U :) Take Care Alot...

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What Word Can ''one Quarter (f)ish And Three Quarter D(uck)'' Be?

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Men Don't Know Anything About Pain, They Have Never Experienced Labour , Cramps Or A Bikni Wax.

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What Is The Definition Of Innocence? A Nun Working In A Condom Factory Thinking She's Making Sleeping Bags For Mice.

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Don't Worry !!! The World In Not Going To End In 2013 !!! . . . . . . . . . Rajnikanth Has Just Purchased A New Mobile With Three Y...

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Malkin:tu 3 Din Kam Pe Q Ni Ayikamwali:maine Facebook P Status Update Kr Diya Thak Mai Gao Ja Rahi Hu Sahab Ne Comment B Kiyahave A Safe Trip

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Girls Are Like Phones. We Love To Be Held, Talked Too But If You Press The Wrong Button You'll Be Disconnected!

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How To Use A Condom Perfectly Take The Condom First And Remove Y...... . . . . Please Wait Next Txt Comming...

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Prostitute: Hi, Want To Have S*x? Santa: Ok. Only If You Do It Like My Wife Does. Prostitute: I Can Do It In Any Way. So How Does She Do It? Santa: She Does It ...

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Q: What Do You Call An Eternity? A: Four Blondes In Four Cars At A Four Way Stop. Q: Why Do Blondes Have Tgif Written On Their Shoes? A: Toes Go In First. ...

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The Best 2 Jokes In Belgium: Why Do Ducks... .have Webbed Feet? To Stamp Out Fires. Why Do Elephants Have Flat Feet? To Stamp Out Burning Ducks...

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Judge- Why Did U Attackd Dis Young Man.? . Old Lady- This Rascal Grabbed Me, Took My Clothes Off, Threw Me On D Bed Shouted April Fool.....

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What Is A Kiss? It's An Upper Preparation For A Lower Invasion That Will Lead To Deeper Penetration With Fast Acceleration That Will Create The Next Generation...

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What Is D Similarity Between Doing S*x Doing Surgery? Skill Is More Important Than The Instrument...

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Women Might Be Able To Fake O*****s. But Men Can Fake A Whole Relationship.

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Q: Do U Know Y Withes Don't Wear Panties? A: To Gve Them Beter Grip On Their Brooms. So That They Are Alwys Laughing And Laughing Coz They Feel It... And Like ...

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Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans Sheet Par Sabse Phle Kya Likhna Chahiye.? Student: Is Sheet Par Likhe Gye Ans Kalpnik Hai Jinka Kisi B Book Se Koi Smbandh Nhi Hai..!

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Appu: I Want You To Explain Why I Have To Wear These Same Old Clothes.pappu: Bcoz If U Don`t, You Could Scare The Dog.

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Government Imposing New Taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But You Don't Worry, Flirting Is Still Free. :)

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Santa Was Slapped In The Lift By A Lady. . .. ... He Misunderstood Her Request Of Please Press 1.

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What Is Common Between A Girl's Legs N Amul Butter? Both Are Delicious When Spread.

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Teacher: Tum Apni Mummy Ko Mum Kahte Ho,to Apni Mumy Ki Badi Bahan Or Chhoti Bahan Ko Kya Kahte Ho?boy: Maximum & Minimum

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Golu-batao Raste K Dono Tarf Ped Kyu Hote Hemolu-polution Kam Karne K Liyegolu-galatkyuki Agar Ped Raste Me Hote To Gadiya Kase Jayegi

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Beauty Tip: If You Want To Protect Your Face From Dust, Sunrise And Other Such Things, Then Apply Master Paints Exterior Emulsion With 7 Years Guarantee!...

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Why Did The Grammer Teacher Slap A Student? B'coz He Asked: Why Is Bra Singular, When It Covers 2 Items N Panties Plural When It Covers One Item?

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Do You Text Me To Be Your Lawfully Lovable Textmate To Have And To Hold For Rich Quotes Or Corny Jokes In Text Metering And In Poor Signal Till Low Batt Do Us P...

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I Really Don't Have Any Idea What I Should Give My Wife For Her Birthday. It Need Not Be Expensive, Just Anything To Make Her Happy. That's Easy. Just Write H...

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Santa : Which Is The Most Painful Delivery In World? Banta : Sunny Deol Ki Maa Ki. Santa : Woh Kaise? Banta : Woh Nikla Gaddi Le Ke.....

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What Is De Maximum Speed During S*x? . 68, Because At 69 You Go Overturn!

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Patient: Doctor, I Have A Pain In My Eye Whenever I Drink Tea. Doctor: Take The Spoon Out Of The Mug Before You Drink.

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Larkiyo'n Ki Specialty .. Uk: Dressing Spain Beautiful America: Stylish Italy: Friendly Brazil: Hot . . . . India : Kuch Ho Na Ho Par Attitude Ki Koi...

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Husband Asks,do You Know The Meaning Of Wife. It Means...without Information Fighting Everytime! Wife Satys No,it Means-with Idiot For Ever....

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