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What Is The Definition Of Innocence? A Nun Working In A Condom Factory Thinking She's Making Sleeping Bags For Mice.

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Teeth Said To Tongue: If I Just Press U Little Hard, U Will Get Cut. Tongue Replied: If I Misuse One Word Against Someone, Then All The 32 Of U Will Come Out At...

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Condom To Whisper: Bloody Every Month U Stop My Business For One Week. Whisper: If U Make A Mistake I Lose My Business For 9 Months.

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Slam Book Filled By Santa 1 Strength : My Wife, Jeeto. 2 Weakness : Banta's Wife, Preeto. 3 Opportunity : When Banta Is On Tour. 4 Threat : When...

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Define Twilight.... The Story Of A Desperate Chic Who Cant Decide Whether To Losw Her Virginity To A Dog Or To A 108 Years Old Virgin Vampire.

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Why Did The Blond Get Fired From The Banana Plantation? Because She Threw Out All The Bent Ones.

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A Sardarji Goes To A Chinese Restaurant And Puts His Finger On The Last Of Menu: Bring This. Waiter: Oh! You Cant Get It Because He Is The Owner Of Restaura...

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In The Morning I Do Not Eat Because I Think Of You, At Noon I Do Not Eat Because I Think Of You, In The Evening I Do Not Eat Because I Think Of You, At...

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Prostitute: Hi, Want To Have S*x? Santa: Ok. Only If You Do It Like My Wife Does. Prostitute: I Can Do It In Any Way. So How Does She Do It? Santa: She Does It ...

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Hello! What's Wrong With Your Mobile Tried So Many Times But It Says The Subscriber Your Are Trying To Reach Is In Your Heart!!

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A Girl Was Looking At Her Pus*y. She Couldnt Resist And Started Touching It. She Went Crazy And Rubbed It So Hard That Her Pus*y Said Meow And Ran Away :p...

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Santa To The Guard: Is This College Good? Guard: Probably The Best. I Did My Mba From This College And Immediately Got The Placement Too.

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Wife : You Tell A Man Something, It Goes In One Ear And Comes Out Of The Other. Husband : You Tell A Woman Something: It Goes In Both Ears And Comes Out Of The ...

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A Man Is Dying Of Cancer. His Son Asked Him: Dad, Why Do U Keep Telling People U Are Dying Of Aids? Dad Answer : So When Im Dead No One Will Dare To Touch U...

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Baap Ne Bete Ki Talashi Li, Cigrate, Masala,daru Ki Botal Or Ladkiyo K Mb No. Nikle.baap Ne Bahut Mara-kbse Chal Rha H Sb?beta Rote Hue-papa Ye Jacket Apka Hai....

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Girlfriend: And Are You Sure You Love Me And No One Else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I Checked The Whole List Again Yesterday

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Santa: Dr. Saab Mujhe Chot Lag Gayi Hedr: Bahut Gehri Chot Hai, Taanke Lagenge, 1000 Rs Lagengesanta: Bhutni Dea, Taanke Laune Ne, Kadayi Ni Karni.

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I Love You , You Love Me But You And Me Is Jokes

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Only Time Can Heal A Broken Heart, Just As Only Time Can Heal His Broken Arms And Legs.

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What Colour Is Rajnikant's Blood?? . . . . . Haha! Tricky Question Rajnikant Never Bleeds! B-):-p

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If A Bomb Bursts In A Bra, What Would You Get? T*t-bits. And If It Bursts In A Man's Underwear? Banana Split.

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A Policeman Arrested A Prostitute In The Hospital Area Asked For Her Profession. Prostitute: I'm A Social Engineer. Policeman: What Do U Do? Prostitute: I Buil...

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Santa Falls In Love With A Nurse... After Much Thinking, He Finally Writes A Love Letter To Her: I Luv U Sister.

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If I Had A Flower For Every Time I Thought Of You, I Could Walk In My Garden Forever. -there Is No Remedy For Love But To Love More.

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A Man Inserted An 'ad' In The Classifieds: 'wife Wanted' . Next Day He Received A Hundred Letters. They All Said The Same Thing: 'you Can Have Mine.'...

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Tarzan The Animals Went To The River To Take A Bath. When Tarzan Take Off His Clothes, All The Animals Laughed. When He Asked Y? The Animals Said: Your Tail I...

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Wife: Why R U Studying Blood Related Books? Sardar: Darling, Doctor Told Me That 2morow There Is A Blood Test For Me. So I Want To Score Good Marks..............

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Question By A Student!!if A Single Teacher Can`t Teach Us All The Subjects,then..how Could U Expect A Single Student To Learn All Subjects?

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A True Friend Is Not Like ',,'rain',,' Which Rained Left Away. A True Friend Is Like _air__ Symptoms Silient But Always Around U :) Take Care Alot...

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Doctor Tum To Mamuli Pith Dard Bata Rahe Thelekin Tumhari To Dhadkan Bhi Kafi Badhi Hui Hai...banta-wo 2 Apki Fees Dekhkar Bdhi Hai.

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Santa Went To Temple Saw People Puting Coin In Box Praying Santa: Wow! How Amazing. People Are Talking To God Through Coin Phone Without Receiver...

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What Word Can ''one Quarter (f)ish And Three Quarter D(uck)'' Be?

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Boy:i Love You Girl:no Boy:think Girl:no No No Boy:call's The Waiter And Says Get 2 Seperate Bills Girl:no No I Love U Vey Much

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Teacher -past, Present, Future Ka 1 Example Main Deti Hu Or 1 Tum Dotecher-mai Sunder Thi, Hu, Aur Rahungistudent-apko Veham Tha, Hai Or Rahega

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Two Devils Came In 2 My Dreams. They Said, We Want 2 Disturb Some Good Person. I Suggest Them Your Name. They Said, We Cannot Disturb Our Boss......

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Santa: Oye Banta Machli Khayega?banta:nahi Yaar Usme Kaante Hote Hain.santa: Oye Chadd Yaar, Chappal Pahen K Kha Lena.

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I Had A Wet Dream About You Last Night..... I P***ed Myself Laughing When You Fell Of A Cliffe :)

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Q:why Muslim Girl Want To Marry Hindu Boys? A:b'coz, 1.freedom From Burkha 2.relief From 7-8 Deliveries 3.clean Saved Hasband 4.most Imp-uncut Banana....!...

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Question. Why Is 69 Position Called As Smokers Style? Answer. Because While She Is Enjoying Cigar, He Is Cleaning Ashtray.

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This Pj Might Damage Ur Senses To Think . . What Would You Say If A Cow Dances?? . . . . . . . Guidance.;-)

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