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Santa G Ka Ghora Race Main Sbse Peechay Tha,kisi Ne Poocha:santa Apka Ghora Konsa Hai?santa:o Dekh Jinnay Sareyan Nuagay Laya Hoya Ae.

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Santa Opened A Petrol Pump, But Not Even One Customer Went There. You Know Why? Because He Opened Petrol Pump On Second Floor.

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Teacher 2 Golu : Jis Admi K Dono Hath Na Hon Usay English Main Kya Kahein Ge?...golu:...hands Free !!!

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Politicians And Diapers Have One Thing In Common. They Should Both Be Changed Regularly, And For The Same Reason.

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Husband: Yesterday A Girl Came In My Dream. Wah! What A Girl She Was... Wife: She Must Be Alone. Husband: How Do You Know? Wife: Her Husband Came In My Dream...

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Only Time Can Heal A Broken Heart, Just As Only Time Can Heal His Broken Arms And Legs.

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Santa: What Is Another Difference Between A Mosquito And A Fly? Banta: A Fly Can Fly But A Mosquito Cannt Mosquito.

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If You're In Love . . . Go Down . . . Scroll Down . . . . Hey..! So You're In Love Na.....

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Banta: What Is The Difference Between A Nail And A Boxer? Santa: One Gets Knocked In The Other Gets Knocked Out.

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Sardar Starts Shouting In A Store...... Where Is My Free Gift With This Oil? Shopkeeper : There Is Nothing Free With This Sardar: It Is Written Cholesterol F...

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Wife: Can U Explain 2 Me How Dis Lipstick Got On Ur Collar? Husband: No,i Really Cant.i Distinctly Remembrd Havng Taken My Shirt Off.

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Sardar Joined New Job. 1st Day He Worked Till Late Evening On The Computer. Boss Was Happy And Asked What You Did Till Evening. Sardar: Keyboard Alphabets Were ...

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Raman: Kal Maine Dekha, 4 Aadmi Ek Saath Swimming Pool Me Koode,magar Sirf Ek Ke Baal Gile Huye,bolo Kaise?chaman: Baaki 3 Ganje Honge

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Husband Asks,do You Know The Meaning Of Wife. It Means...without Information Fighting Everytime! Wife Satys No,it Means-with Idiot For Ever....

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Do You Love Mee...?? Be Honest Please.. Don't Be Shy.. Confused..?? This Is Your Last Chance... Are You Sure You Don't Love Mee...?? Ok Fine,what Abou...

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Tarzan And Jane Came To New York And Were Being Interviewed. A Reporter Said: Tarzan, What Is Your Wife's Name? Tarzan Replied: Jane. The Reporter Then Said: No...

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Girl:jaanu,agar Tumhara Sms Nahi Aya Tho Mein Roti Nhi Khaungiboy:sach?girl:haa,mei Sirf Paneer Partha, Ice-cream Kha Ke Guzara Karlungi...

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Why Do Men Want To Marry Virgins? They Can't Stand Criticism

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An Englishman And Santa Inside The Toilet. Englishman: Good Evening, How Do U Do? Santa: Good Evening, We Open The Zip And Do!

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S*x Is A Sensation, Caused By Temptation Were A Boy Sticks His Location In A Girls Destination To Increase Population For The Next Generation.. Do You Get My Ex...

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Santa Ne Ekk Admi Ke Thappad Maar Diya..admi- Meri Kya Galti Thi??santa-tum Salo Galti Karo Iske Liye Hum Intjaar Thode Hi Karenge...............

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Bus Accident Man Crying: Mera Hath Kat Gaya. Bahut Dard Ho Raha Hai. Santa: Abey Chup Baith. Wo Dekh Uska Gala Kat Gaya, Fir Bhi Chup-chaap Pada Hai..

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Question. Why Is 69 Position Called As Smokers Style? Answer. Because While She Is Enjoying Cigar, He Is Cleaning Ashtray.

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Rey: I See Your Cough Is Better This Morning. Loi: Why Not? I've Been Practicing All Night.

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One Person :-ca Karne Me Kitna Kharch Aata Haica Student:-paise To Bahut Kam Kharch Hote Hai Bhai, Par Jawani Puri Kharch Ho Jaati He

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Doctor: Tum To Mamuli Pith Dard Bata Rahe Thelekin Tumhari To Dhadkan Bhi Kafi Badhi Hui Hai...banta-wo 2 Apki Fees Dekhkar Bdhi Hai.

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What Is Common Between A Girl's Legs N Amul Butter? Both Are Delicious When Spread.

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Government Imposing New Taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But You Don't Worry, Flirting Is Still Free. :)

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Girl-i Hve Done S*x Wid 4 Boys N U Hve Done It Wid 6 Gals,still Evrybdy Calls Me A Call Girl N Call U A Real Man?plz Xplain Boy-vry Easy.wen A Lock Is Opened By...

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Signboard Outside A Prostitute's House: Married Men Not Allowed. We Serve The Needy, Not The Greedy...

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Teeth Said To Tongue: If I Just Press U Little Hard, U Will Get Cut. Tongue Replied: If I Misuse One Word Against Someone, Then All The 32 Of U Will Come Out At...

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Question: What Three Things Are Common Between The Sun And Woman's Underwear? Answer: Both Are Hot, Both Look Better While Going Down And Both Disappear At N...

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Five Rules Of Girls.. 1: Love Me But Don't Touch Me 2: Touch Me But Don't Kiss Me 3: Kiss Me But Don't Use Me 4: Use Me But Don't Forget Me 5: Forget Me Bu...

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Pappu While Filling Up A Form: What Should I Write Against Mother Tongue.? Santa: Very Long...!

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Raju-- Meet My Wife Tina. Raghu-- Oh! I Know Her. Raju--how? Raghu-- We Were Caught Sleeping Together. Raju-- What The H**l? Raghu-- 10 Yrs Ago, In The His...

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Wife: Why R U Studying Blood Related Books? Sardar: Darling, Doctor Told Me That 2morow There Is A Blood Test For Me. So I Want To Score Good Marks..............

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What Is Fashion Designing? Too Many Brains Working On Too Little Clothes With Too Many Ideas On How To Cover Two Little Areas.

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Why Do Men Wear Underwear? As Per Military Rules, All Types Of War Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time!

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I Don't Approve Of Political Jokes. I've Seen Too Many Of Them Get Elected.

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Sardar: U Cheated Me. Shopkeeper: No, I Sold A Good Radio To U. Sardar: Radio Label Shows Made In Japan But Radio Says This Is 'all India Radio!

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