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Judge: U R Crossing The Limits. Lawyer: Kaun Saala Aisa Kehta Hai? Judge: How Dare You Call Me Saala? Lawyer: My Lord, I Said Kaun ‘sa Law’ Kehta Ha...

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Judge:why Did U Shoot Ur Wife Instead Of Shooting Her Lover?man:ur Honour, It's Easier 2 Shoot A Woman Once,than ----shooting A Man Every Month

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The Best Teacher Is Your Heart, The Best Judge Is Your Conscience, Your Best Friend Is God And Your Cutest Friend Can Only Be Me ! Star

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A Sardar His Wife Filed An Application For Divorce. Judge Asked : How Will You Divide, You Have 3 Children? Sardar Replied : Ok! We Will Apply Next Year...

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Perfect Thought: Don't Judge Anybody By The Way They Speak, Judge Them By The Way They Care, Because Care Is Outcome Of True Feelings In Any Relationship....

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Wife A: I Hate My Engineer Husband. Erect Erect.. Wife B: I Hate My Doc Husband. Inject Inject.. Wife C: U Both R Lucky, Mine Is Judge.. Tarik Pe Tari...

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My Heart Is Like An Open Bookit Depends On You, How To Read Me Don't Judge Me By Cover Look In Discover I Will Be One Of Your True Frnd 4ever.goodmrng..:-)

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Sardar Filed An Application 4 Divorcea Sardar His Wife Filed An Application For Divorce. Judge Asked : How Will You Divide, You Have 3 Children? Sardar Repli...

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If You Judge People, You Have No Time To Love Them.

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Question: What Is The Difference Between A Good Lawyer And A Great Lawyer? Answer: A Good Lawyer Knows The Law Very Well But A Great Lawyer Knows The Judge Ve...

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Banta Went For Divorce Judge : You Have 3 Kids How Will You Divide Them? Banta Thinks Hard Says, Oye.. Idea, Well Come Next Year With 1 More...

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Sardar Was Arrested 4 A Road Accident Judge : How Did Accident Occur Sardar :i Don't Know Sir I Was Sleeping

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Heights Of Addiction: Just Before Hanging, Judge Asked The Prisoner Any Last Wish? Prisoner: Yes, I Want To Update My Facebook N Orkut Status As Died....

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Wife A: I Hate My Engineer Husband. Erect Erect. Wife B: I Hate My Doc Husband. Inject Inject. Wife C: U Both R Lucky, Mine Is Judge.. Tarik Pe Tarikh

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Judge: You Want To Divorce Your Husband For Attacking You With A Deadly Weapon? Wife: You R Wrong, I Am Divorcing Him For Attacking Me Every Night With Dead We...

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Que:- Judge's Son Is Lawyer. Lawyer's Father Is Police. Then Who Is Police For Judge.

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Just Before Hanging,judge Asked The Prisoner Any Last Wish? Prisoner: Yes, I Want To Update My Facebook Status As Died

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Judge:why Did U Shoot Ur Wife Instead Of Shootingher Lover? Sardar:your Honour, Its Easier To Shoot A Woman Once, Than Shooting One Man Every Week....

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Several Women Appeared In Court, Each Accusing The Other Of The Trouble In The Flat Where They Lived. The Judge Called For Orderly Testimony. I'll Hear The...

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If U Wanna Judge Ur Relationship, Make A Single Silly Mistake- Because It Is The Only One Point Where Relations Show Their Originality!

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Height Of Addiction :- Jst Before Hanging Judge Asked The Prisoner Any Last Wish ! Prisoner :- Yes,i Want To Update My Facebook Status As Died...

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Q: What’s The Difference Between A Good Lawyer And A Great Lawyer?a: A Good Lawyer Knows The Law. A Great Lawyer Knows The Judge....

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A Judge Said: Order...order...order... Sardar: 1 Pizza, 1 Cold Drink, And 2 Chicken. Judge: Shut Up!. . . . . Sardar: No Shut Up. Only 7up :p...

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Que:- Judge's Son Is Lawyer. Lawyer's Father Is Police. Then Who Is Police For Judge.

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Judge: Why R U Arrested.? Man: For Shopping Early.. Judge: Well, That's Not A Crime.., Anyway How Early U Were Shopping.? Man: Before Opening The Shop...

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Judge: You R Accused Of Rape, So Ur Fined Rs 11,461. Man: Mylord Why Exactly Rs.11,461 Judge: Rs.10000 For Rape, 4vat And 10.2 Entertainment Tax!...

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Several Women Appeared In Court, Each Accusing The Other Of The Trouble In The Flat Where They Lived. The Judge Called For Orderly Testimony. I'll Hear The Olde...

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You Can Easily Judge The Character Of A Man By How He Treats Those Who Can Do Nothing For Him.

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Divorced Husband And Wife Before The Judge To Dispute Quarrel Between Them Regarding Taking Their Only Son.. Wife:(to The Judge) I Gave Birth To This Child..so ...

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Don't Judge A Person With His (-)ve Quality. Even The Most Negative Person Will Have Friends Who Value His (+)ve Qualities.

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If You Judge People, You Have No Time To Love Them.

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A Sardar & His Wife Filed An Application For Divorcejudge Asked : How Will You Divide, You Have 3 Children?sardar Replied : Ok! We Will Apply Next Year....

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Judge: You Are Accused Of Rape, So U R Fined Rs.11461, Man:mylord Why Exactly Rs11461? Judge:rs.10000 For Rape4 Vat, 10.2 Entertainment Tax...

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Judge-tumne Dn Me Chori Karne Ki Himat Kaise Ki?chor- Mujhe Is Baat Ka Dar Tha Kiraat Ko Mujhe Akela Paakar Koi Loot Na Le..

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Santa Was Caught For Speeding And Went Before The Judge. The Judge: What'll You Take 30 Days Or Rs 3000. Santa: I Think I'll Take The Money....

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Rajinikanth Puts The 'laughter' In Manslaughter. Rajinikanth Goes To Court And Sentences The Judge. Rajinikanth Can Handle The Truth. Rajinikanth Can Spea...

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A Lady Broke A Signal N Presented In Front Of The Judge. Lady:i Am A School Teacher,i Am Getting Late 4 Class. Judge:aahaa So You Are A Teacher,i Wait For This ...

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Judge: Dont You Have Shame? It Is 3rd Time You Are Coming To Court. Thief To Judge: You Are Comng Daily, Don't You Have Shame?

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Santa And His Wife Apply For Divorce. Judge: You Have 9 Children, How Will You Divide Them Equally. Santa Thinks For A Moment And Tells His Wife: Dear, Let's ...

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1- Judge Me And I Will Prove You Wrong. 2- Tell Me What To Do And I'll Tell You Of . 3- Call Me B***h And I'll Show You One . 4- Screw Me Over And I'll Do To ...

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