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Girl: Sorry Sir U Can't Smoke Here Customer: But I Bought The Cigarettes From Your Shop? Girl: We Also Sell Condom. You Can't Start F**king Here

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5 Man Enter King Fisher Flight And Force All Airhostess N**e.all Girl Lie Down N***d. 1girl Ask : Is It A Hijack,robbery Or Routine Board Of Directors Meeting...

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Spring, The Sweet Spring, Is The Years Pleasant King; Then Blooms Each Thing, Then Maids Dance In A Ring, Cold Doth Not Sting, The Pretty Birds Do Sing-- Cuc...

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I Dont Love Whoevr Proposes Me Coz I M A Priceless Queen To My Sweet Parents N They Wil Bring Me A Perfect King..

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31st Or 1st April Doesnt Matter. Fool Is Always A Fool,wishing U A Very Happy N Prosperous Fools Day.to D King Of Fools By The Prince Of Cools. Its Ur Day.:-)

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A Good Person Is Not One Who Goes 2 Heaven When He Leaves But He Is Person Who Creates Heaven Where He Lives..!live Life King Size...

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In The End, We Will Remember Not The Words Of Our Enemies, But The Silence Of Our Friends

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Teacher : What Is The Opposite Of Laughing?? Student : Fuc*king .. Teacher : Shame On U ..how Is That ?? Student : Laughing Is Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ...

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Spring, The Sweet Spring, Is The Years Pleasant King; Then Blooms Each Thing, Then Maids Dance In A Ring, Cold Doth Not Sting, The Pretty Birds Do Sing-- Cuc...

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Sales Girl: Sorry Sir You Can Not Smoke Here. Customer: But I Bought Cigarate From This Shop. Sales Girl: We Sell Condom Also But It Does Not Mean You Start F U...

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A Banana And A Vibrator Sitting On A Bedside Table. Banana Says To Vibrator 'i Don't Know Why You're Shaking, She's Gonna F**king Eat Me!

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Wanted A Tall Well-built Woman With Good Reputation, Who Can Cook Frogs Legs, Who Appreciates A Good Fuc Shiagarden,classical Music And Tal King Without Gettin...

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Q: Who Had A Double Role In Movie 'sholay'? A: King George He Is On Both Sides Of The Coin )

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Time Goes By,life Goes On...n All I Can Think Of Is,why You Are Gone!?now I Can See The Scars,a Ending On My Life N I Am Damaged,so So Dameged Bcoz Of You In My...

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Don't Make Your Heart Like A River Which Any Passenger Can Drink From , But Make It Like A Kingdom With Only One King ..

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A Very Funny Quote Come Like A Horse Sit Like A Thief And Go Like A King.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This Slogan Was Written On Toilet Door.!!!!!!...

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Santa: Madam, How Do Babies Come In To The World? Teacher: In The Moonlight Angels Come Leave The Baby In A Mothers Lap Santa: You Mean F**king Is Useless...

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Best Lines By A Girl Who's Still Single : : I Dnt Love Whoever Proposes 2 Me . . .coz I'm A Priceless Queen 2 My Swt Parents N Dey'l Bring Me A Perfect King......

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I Dont Love Whoevr Proposes Me Coz I M A Priceless Queen To My Sweet Parents N They Wil Bring Me A Perfect King..

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King Love Money Bee Love Honey But I Love You Only

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1 Day U'll B Srprisd 2 C Me Beside U. U Me Laughing, U Me Crying, U Me Dreaming, U Me Holding On, U Me... Just U Me Sitting In A Mental Hospital Me Chec...

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Why Are Earthquakes Increasing ?? . . With The Advantage Of Condoms And I-pill 600 Crore Couples Are F**king Every Night Around The World, How Can You Expect Th...

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Even The Richest King Cant Have The Greatest Treasure I Have. He May Own Things I Can Only Dream Of... But He Certainly Doesn't Have What I Got Its You....

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Q: Who Had A Double Role In Movie 'sholay'? . . . . . . A: King George He Is On Both Sides Of The Coin.

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B A Poet Whn U R Alone, B A King Whn U Command, B A Lover Whn Some 1 Loves U, B A Scientist Whn U Work, B History Whn U Die, B A Friend Until I Die.. Gud Evenin...

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. . Afridi Made 100 Runs From 37 Balls. Its A Simple Record. . The Real Record Was Created By King Khalid, . Who Made 100 Sons From Just 2 Balls...

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World History Five Kings Human Life: . 1) Smo-king 2) Drin-king 3) Lic-king 4) Suc-king . . Of Course His Majesty... . 5) Fuc-king!!!...

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Think Ur A Man? A Man Is A King! A King Is A Ruler! A Ruler Is 12 Inches! Still Think Ur A Man? :-p

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I Dont Love Whoevr Proposes Me Coz I M A Priceless Queen To My Sweet Parents N They Wil Bring Me A Perfect King..

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A Man Stands N**e In Front Of A Mirror N Examines Himself: I Wish 2 Inches More I'll B A King. Wife Sitting Behind: I Think 2 Inches Less U'll B A Queen.

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B A Poet Whn U R Alone B A King Whn U R Common B A Scientist Whn U Work B A Lover Whn U See Beauty B A History Whn U Die Nd B My Frnd Untill I Die..............

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Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That? Sardar: An Old King's Skeleton. Tourist: Who's That Smaller Skeleton Next To It? Sardar: That Was Same King's Skeleton When He ...

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Husband Sits For 5 Hours Looking At His Marriage Certificate, Wife Asks What Are You Doing?... Husband Replies I'm Looking For The F**king Expiry Date!...

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I Am Not King,, But I Have A Rich Heart,,, I Am Not Best,, But I Try My Best,,, I May Not B Right In Everything But I Am Sure I Am Not Wrong,, In Choosing Of ...

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Every King Was Once A Helpless Baby & Every Great Structure Once A Blueprint... It’s Not Where R U Today, But Where U’ll Reach That Counts. Gud Day!

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Sometimes Its Way Easier To Say You Don't Care Then To Explain All The Reasons You Do... Everyone Tell Me I've Changed The Truth Is I've Just Stopped Living My...

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Sales Girl: Sorry Sir You Cannt Smoke Here. Customer: But I Bought Cigarate From This Shop. Sales Girl: We Sell Condom Also But It Dosnt Mean You Start F**king ...

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Life Is 5 Star Mother Is Top Star Father Is King Star Teacher Is Ultimate Star Lover Is Action Star But A Friend Is The Real Star...

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Lion Sleeps 18 Hours In A Day... If Hard Work Is The Key To Success, Then Donkey Would Have Been The King Of Animals

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To Meet A Friend Like You Is Like , The Delight Of Rain After A Long Drought

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