Krish Messages

Boss:iam Giving You Job As A Driver. Starting Salary Rs2000,isit Ok? Krish:you Are Great Sir Starting Salary Is Ok But, How Much Is Driving Salary....

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Krish's Father:should I Buy Tickets To My Children. Conductor: Yes Only If They Are Above 8. Krish's Father:thank God I Have Only 6 Children...

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Krish:do I Hav A Twin Brother,mom ? Mom:no,krish.why Ur Asking ? Krish: U Lied. I Have A Twin Brother, See In The Mirror, My Twin Brother (*_*)...

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Sam:if A Dog Without Teeth Bites You,what Should You Do? Krish:simple, Take Injection Without The Needle !

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Krish:daddy,4+3 How Much? Dad: Idiot,you Don't Know Anything? Go And Bring Calculator From Inside. I Will Teach.

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In 1oo Mtr Race,it Was Announced 1 2 3 Start All Started Running Except Krish. Coach:why Are You Still Waiting? Krish:my No Is 4

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Miss:why Are U Late? Krish:mom Dad Were Fighting Miss:they Where Fighting,so Ur Late? Krish:1 Shoe Was With Dad Other Was With Mom.

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Teacher:can You Tell Me 2 Creatures Which Do Not Have Teeth. Krish:my Grandma And Grandpa

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Teacher:which Book Has Helped You Most In Your Life? Krish:my Fathers Cheque Book

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Teacher: I Killed A Person, Convert This Sentence Into Future Tense,krish: Krish: The Future Tense Is, You Will Go To Jail !

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Teacher: Tell Me 3 Tenses With Examples Krish: I Saw Your Daughter Yesterday (past) We Are In Love Now (present) We Will Run Away Tommorow (future)...

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Sam: What Is The Oppisite Of Nokia? Krish:simple, Yeskia ! (*_*)

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