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Cia: Why Criminals Leave Their Fingerprints After Doing Their Work? Recruit: Sir, I Think They Are Illiterate, If They Were Literate, They Would Leave Their Si...

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In Order To Get Good Job Boy Require 100 Percent Of Talent. Where As Girl Required Only 4 Percent Of Talent Remaining.. ( 36 ) .)24( ( 36 ) = 96 O/o...

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Secretary Saw Her Boss's Zip Open.she Told Him Sir Ur Garage Door Is Open Boss.did U C My Ferrari? Secretary No! I Saw A Small Scooter Wid 2 Punctured Tyres...

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Boss: Beware Of 50-50-90 Rule! Employee: What Do You Mean Sir? Boss: Anytime You Have A 50-50 Chance Of Getting Something Right, There Is 90 Probability That ...

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Man: You Remind Me Of The Sea. Woman: Because Im Wild, Romantic And Exciting? Man: No, Because You Make Me Sick.

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. - . - . >>-’.—; .’–> ‘ . . ‘ A Happy Relationship Of Any Kind Is D Union Of Two Gud Forgivers, Never Patronize Ur Grudges N Pains....

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Promise Me You'll Never Leave Me Because If I Thought You Would, I'd Never Leave

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Life Is Too Short. If We Work Good. Or If We Work Bad. In 2 Cases Life Will End. So If We Work Good Than We Are Died Peacefully.

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Height Of Unemployment Board In Frnt Of A Reputed Software Company"beggars With Plate & Freshers With Resume N0t Allowed!!!"

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Boy Sent Sms To His Boss: Me Sick, No Work Boss Sms Back: When I Am Sick I Kiss My Wife Try It 2 Hours Later Boy Sms 2 Boss: Me Ok, Ur Wife Very Sweet...

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There Will Not Be Any Fear And Doubtin Performing Any Task, If You Are A Confident,courageous And Hard Working Person.

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A Man Phones Work And Says Sorry, Cant Come In Today, Im Sick. The Boss Says How Sick Are You? Well The Man Replies You Be The Judge Im In Bed With My Sister...

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Law Of Contract Kissing Any Kiss That Has Been Kissed Can B Re-kissed If The Kisser And Kissee Agree That The Kiss Which Was Kissed Was A D**n Gud Kiss.!...

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A Vry S**y N Attractive Female Employee Meets Her Boss N Says: Sir,wil U Remove Sumthng 4m My B*****s? Boss:wow,wats Tat? Gal:ur Eyes,sir......

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Boss : Where Were You Born ? Sardar : Punjab. Boss : Which Part ? Sardar : Kya Which Part ? Whole Body Born In Punjab.

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What's The Difference Between A P*n*s And A Bonus??? . . . Your Wife Will Always Blow Your Bonus!!!

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Boss N Secretary Went 2 A Hotel. Boss Asked, Do U Want Me 2 Treat U As A Secretary Or Wife? She Said,as A Wife Boss:ok Then,gud Nite

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Interview: Boss: Where Were You Born? Sardar: Punjab Boss: Which Part ? Sardar: What Which Part?. Idiot Whole Body Was Born In Punjab!...

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Boss : I Am Giving U Job As A Driver. Starting Salary Rs.2000/-, Is It O.k Santa : U R Great Sir! Starting Salary Is O.k.......but?? How Much Is Driving Salar...

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'benefits Of Kissing: - Changes Taste - Burns Calories - Lips Never Go Dry - Relieves Stress - Makes Face Muscles Strong So Keep Kissing'...

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Pure Friendship Never Cares For Money, Beauty, Richness, Familarity, Education, Employment... It Only Wants A Caring Heart 4a Sharing Heart...

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Why Are Blondes Only Allowed 30 Minute Lunch Breaks? It Takes Too Long To Retrain Them If They Take An Hour.

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A Very Attractive Female Employee Asks Her Boss: Sir, Will U Remove Something From My B****t? Boss:wow! What's That? She:ur Eyes, Sir...

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This His Has Been Declared As D Worlds Most Difficult Tongue Twister: The Sixth Sick Sheikhs Sixth Sheep Is Sick

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A Notice In A Factory For Girl Workers. If Your Skirt Is Long, Protect Yourself From Machines At Work.. If It Is Short, Protect Yourself From Men At Work...

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Boss: You Look Exactly Like My Third Wife. Secretary: How Many Wives Do U Have, Sir? Boss: Two :)

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What Is An Outdoor Girl???? . . . . One With The Bloom Of Youth In Her Cheeks And The Cheek Of Youth In Her Bloomers!!!!!!!...

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Benefits Of Kissing : Changes Taste Burns Calories, Lips Never Go Dry Keep Kissing

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In Order To Get 100/100 In Life, A Man Requires 100 Talent, Whereas A Woman Requires Only 4 Talent The Remaining Is Only 36-24-36

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A Notice In A Factory For Girl Workers.. If Your Skirt Is Long, Protect Yourself From Machines At Work.. If It Is Short, Protect Yourself From Men At Work ...

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Boss: Where Were You Born? Sardar: India .. Boss: Which Part? Sardar: What 'which Part'? Whole Body Was Born In India .

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Two Employees Were Caught N***d And Having S*x In The Office By The Guard... Guard: Aha! Violating Company Rules! Man: What Rule? Guard: Not Wearing Uniforms...

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Friendship With Me Is Like Having Drugs. Once U Take It, U Cannot Avoid It, When U Dont Get It, U R Sick And When U Leave It.. U R Destroyed. So Dont Ever Try ...

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Q. Why Do Men Pay More Than Women For Car Insurance? A. Because Women Don't Get Blow Jobs While They're Driving.

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Fashion Is Simplicity 4 Us.. Class Is A Meeting Hall 4 Us.. Teachers R Inspectors 4 Us.. Girls R Dolls.. Guys R Princes.. Cafe Mean Life.. Study Is Part Time Ho...

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Whats The Difference Between A Vampire And My Boss? Vampires Roam At Midnight, While My Boss Roams In Broad Daylight.

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Attitude:i Luv Work.unfortunately,if I Do Work It Gets Finished.how Can I Finish Sumthng I Luv?so I Keep Work Pending..njoy Laziness ;)...

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Theory Is When We Know Smthng But It Dont Works.......................... Practical Is When Smthng Works But We Dont Know Why............................ We Eng...

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Its A Humble Request 80 Percent Of Teachers Suffer From Headache By Teaching Loud So Plz... Bunk The Clases As Much As Possible To Save Our Teachers..thanks...

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3 Things Dat Should Never Be Asked: 1.a Man,s Wage 2. A Girl,s Age 3.a Student,z Percentage It Hurts Yar..:-)...

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