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A Very Sxy And Attractive Female Employee Meets Her Boss N Says: Sir,will U Remove Somthing From My Brsts? Boss:wow,wats That? Girl:ur Eyes,sir.......

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Employer: in This Job We Need Someone Who Is Responsible.applicant: im The One You Want. On My Last Job, Every Time Anything Went Wrong, They Said I Was Res...

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Promise Me You'll Never Leave Me Because If I Thought You Would, I'd Never Leave

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Question : What Is The Full-form Of Maths? Answer : Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students.

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Boss : Where Were You Born ? Sardar : Punjab. Boss : Which Part ? Sardar : Kya Which Part ? Whole Body Born In Punjab.

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Boss : I Am Giving U Job As A Driver. Starting Salary Rs.2000/-, Is It O.k Santa : U R Great Sir! Starting Salary Is O.k.......but?? How Much Is Driving Salar...

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A Notice In A Factory For Girl Workers. If Your Skirt Is Long, Protect Yourself From Machines At Work.. If It Is Short, Protect Yourself From Men At Work...

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Ran Out Of Containers, So I Took My Cottage Cheese To Work Tied Up In A Condom. I'm Not Allowed To Use The Employee Refrigerator Anymore.

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Get Well Quick, U Lazy Bum, There’s Lots Of Work To Do. If U Stay Sick, It’s More Work For Me, And I’d Rather It Was For U.

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Employee Explained Why He Had Shown Up Late. It Was So Slippery Out That For Every Step I Took Ahead, I Slipped Back Two.the Boss Eyed Him Suspiciously. Oh, Yea...

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Never Recycle A Past Relationship Because If It Didn't Work Out Before, What Makes You Think It Would Work Out This Time.

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Boss:iam Giving You Job As A Driver. Starting Salary Rs2000,isit Ok? Krish:you Are Great Sir Starting Salary Is Ok But, How Much Is Driving Salary....

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Law Of Contract Kissing Any Kiss That Has Been Kissed Can B Re-kissed If The Kisser And Kissee Agree That The Kiss Which Was Kissed Was A D**n Gud Kiss.!...

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A Notice In A Factory For Girl Workers. If Your Skirt Is Long, Protect Yourself From Machines At Work.. If It Is Short, Protect Yourself From Men At Work ,,...

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Interview: Boss: Where Were You Born? Sardar: Punjab Boss: Which Part ? Sardar: What Which Part?. Idiot Whole Body Was Born In Punjab!...

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In Order To Get 100/100 In Life, A Man Requires 100 Talent, Whereas A Woman Requires Only 4 Talent The Remaining Is Only 36-24-36

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Its A Humble Request 80 Percent Of Teachers Suffer From Headache By Teaching Loud So Plz... Bunk The Clases As Much As Possible To Save Our Teachers..thanks...

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Benefits Of Kissing : Changes Taste Burns Calories, Lips Never Go Dry Keep Kissing

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What Is An Outdoor Girl???? . . . . One With The Bloom Of Youth In Her Cheeks And The Cheek Of Youth In Her Bloomers!!!!!!!...

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Whats The Difference Between Your Job And Your Wife?your Job Still Sucks After Five Years!

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Friendship With Me Is Like Having Drugs. Once U Take It, U Cannot Avoid It, When U Dont Get It, U R Sick And When U Leave It.. U R Destroyed. So Dont Ever Try ...

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Leave Something For Ur Friend.. But Never Leave Ur Friend For Something... 'coz In Life, Something Will Leave You.. But A Friend Will Always Be There F...

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. - . - . >>-’.—; .’–> ‘ . . ‘ A Happy Relationship Of Any Kind Is D Union Of Two Gud Forgivers, Never Patronize Ur Grudges N Pains....

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The Only Thing Can Cure Me From _____ (e.g Sick Anything U Like) Is _____(e.g You Hug Me,say U Love Me Anything...up 2 U) Come !!!!!!!

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Dr: I Have A Medicine, It Will Make U Young Again! 70yr Old Man: No! I Don't Want To Be Young. Dr: Why? Old Man: I Will Not Get My Pension Then!

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Angry Boss: Have You Ever Seen An Owl? Employee: (looking Down) No Sir... Boss: Don't Look Down. Look At Me.. :d

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1 Major Difference Btwn 1st Benchers And Last Benchers....??? . . . . .. . . . .. . .. . . . . . .. . . Ans- Hard Working And Hardly Working...

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'benefits Of Kissing: - Changes Taste - Burns Calories - Lips Never Go Dry - Relieves Stress - Makes Face Muscles Strong So Keep Kissing'...

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Boss: Beware Of 50-50-90 Rule! Employee: What Do You Mean Sir? Boss: Anytime You Have A 50-50 Chance Of Getting Something Right, There Is 90 Percent Probabili...

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Man: You Remind Me Of The Sea. Woman: Because Im Wild, Romantic And Exciting? Man: No, Because You Make Me Sick.

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Employee: Boss, I Have Got Married. Pls Increase My Salary. Boss: Factory Is Not Responsible For Accidents Occuring Outside The Company..

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If There's An Opportunity In Front Of You, Go For It. And If It Doesn't Work, Don't Regret It, Because For Sure You Learned Something From It...

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An Applicant To His New Boss. Sir, I Always Give 100 At Work! Boss: Oh, And How Do You Manage It ? Applicant Replies: Sir, 12 Monday, 23 Tuesday, 40 Wednesd...

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3 Things Dat Should Never Be Asked: 1.a Man,s Wage 2. A Girl,s Age 3.a Student,z Percentage It Hurts Yar..:-)...

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When Love Fail, Emotion Work. Emotion Fail, Memories Work. Memories Fail, Words Work. When Everything Fails. Take 750 Ml Vodka. It Really Works...

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A Very Attractive Female Employee Asks Her Boss: Sir, Will U Remove Something From My B****t? Boss:wow! What's That? She:ur Eyes, Sir...

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Manager: Sorry, But I Can't Give U A Job. I Don't Have Any More Work. Santa: That's All Right, Sir. In Fact I'm Just The Right Person In This Case. You See, I ...

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Teachers Asks What Should You Put On A Book To Make It A Best Seller? Student A Girl On The Cover And No Cover On The Girl!!!

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Boss: Beware Of 50-50-90 Rule! Employee: What Do You Mean Sir? Boss: Anytime You Have A 50-50 Chance Of Getting Something Right, There Is 90 Probability That ...

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Height Of Unemployment Board In Frnt Of A Reputed Software Company"beggars With Plate & Freshers With Resume N0t Allowed!!!"

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