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Sardar Sent Sms To His Boss: Me Sick, No Work Boss Sms Back: When I Am Sick I Kiss My Wife Try It Two Hours Later Sardar Sms To Boss: Me Ok, Your Wife Is Very S...

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What Is The Similarity Between Bra Panti Insurance? They All Provide Minimum Cover To Maximum Risky Areas....

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Whats The Difference Between A Vampire And My Boss? Vampires Roam At Midnight, While My Boss Roams In Broad Daylight.

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Two Devils Came In 2 My Dreams. They Said, We Want 2 Disturb Some Good Person. I Suggest Them Your Name. They Said, We Cannot Disturb Our Boss....

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Height Of Unemployment Board In Frnt Of A Reputed Software Company"beggars With Plate & Freshers With Resume N0t Allowed!!!"

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Q: What's The Difference Between A Blonde And A Solar Powered Calculator? A: The Blonde Works In The Dark!

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7th Largest Country ' 4th Largest Army, 3rd Largest Railway, 2nd Highest Population, 2nd Fastest Growing Country, 2nd In Production Of Rice And Tea.1st In Produ...

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What Is An Outdoor Girl???? . . . . One With The Bloom Of Youth In Her Cheeks And The Cheek Of Youth In Her Bloomers!!!!!!!...

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Q. Why Do Men Pay More Than Women For Car Insurance? A. Because Women Don't Get Blow Jobs While They're Driving.

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Me Sick, No Work Boss Sms Back: When I Am Sick I Kiss My Wife Try It 2 Hours Later Sardar Sms 2 Boss: Me Ok, Ur Wife Very Sweet

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What Advice Does The Doctor Give To Sick Prostitutes? Stay Out Of Bed For Two Days.

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Height Of Unemployment Board In Frnt Of A Reputed Software Company"beggars With Plate & Freshers With Resume N0t Allowed!!!"

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This Has Been Declaredas D Worlds Most Difficulttongue Twister: The Sixth Sick Sheikhs Sixth Sheep Is Sicktry It.good Night...

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Pure Friendship Never Cares For Money, Beauty, Richness, Familarity, Education, Employment... It Only Wants A Caring Heart 4a Sharing Heart...

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Employer: in This Job We Need Someone Who Is Responsible.applicant: im The One You Want. On My Last Job, Every Time Anything Went Wrong, They Said I Was Res...

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A Very Sxy And Attractive Female Employee Meets Her Boss N Says: Sir,will U Remove Somthing From My Brsts? Boss:wow,wats That? Girl:ur Eyes,sir.......

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A Very Attractive Female Employee Asks Her Boss: Sir, Will U Remove Something From My B****t? Boss:wow! What's That? She:ur Eyes, Sir...

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Nonveg Message A Very S**y And Attractive Femail Employee Meets Her Boss And Says.sir,will U Remove Something From My B*****s? Boss:wow ,whats That? Gal: Ur E...

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Manager: Sorry, But I Can't Give U A Job. I Don't Have Any More Work. Santa: That's All Right, Sir. In Fact I'm Just The Right Person In This Case. You See, I ...

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. - . - . >>-’.—; .’–> ‘ . . ‘ A Happy Relationship Of Any Kind Is D Union Of Two Gud Forgivers, Never Patronize Ur Grudges N Pains....

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When Love Fail, Emotion Work. Emotion Fail, Memories Work. Memories Fail, Words Work. When Everything Fails. Take 750 Ml Vodka. It Really Works...

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Luck Is Not In Your Hands, But Work Is In Your Hands. Your Work Can Make Luck, But Luck Cant Make Your Work, So Always Trust Yourself....

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Its A Humble Request 80 Percent Of Teachers Suffer From Headache By Teaching Loud So Plz... Bunk The Clases As Much As Possible To Save Our Teachers..thanks...

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Never Recycle A Past Relationship Because If It Didn't Work Out Before, What Makes You Think It Would Work Out This Time.

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'benefits Of Kissing: - Changes Taste - Burns Calories - Lips Never Go Dry - Relieves Stress - Makes Face Muscles Strong So Keep Kissing'...

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Teachers Asks What Should You Put On A Book To Make It A Best Seller? Student A Girl On The Cover And No Cover On The Girl!!!

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Whats The Difference Between Your Wife And Your Job? After Five Years Your Job Will Still Suck.

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Its Not About Being With... Someone Who Can Provide For You Its About How You Can Come Together To Provide For Each Other...

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Luck Is Not In Your Hand. But Work Is In Your Hands.your Work Can Make Luck But Luck Can't Make Your Work.so Always Trust Yorself Than Yr Luck......

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What's The Difference Between Your Job And Your Wife?your Job Still Sucks After Five Years!

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Santa Sent Sms To His Boss: Me Sick, No Work. Boss Sms Back: When I Am Sick I Kiss My Wife Try It. Two Hours Later Santa Sms 2 Boss: Me Ok, Ur Wife Very Sweet...

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Let Us Realize That: The Privilege To Work Is A Gift, The Power To Work Is A Blessing, The Love Of Work Is Success!

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Dr: I Have A Medicine, It Will Make U Young Again! 70yr Old Man: No! I Don't Want To Be Young. Dr: Why? Old Man: I Will Not Get My Pension Then!

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Ability Is The Only Source Of Promotion . . . . . . . When Your Boss Has No Daughter......!

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The Only Thing Can Cure Me From _____ (e.g Sick Anything U Like) Is _____(e.g You Hug Me,say U Love Me Anything...up 2 U) Come !!!!!!!

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89 Percentage Of Teachers Are Suffering From Throat Cancer. So Please Cut The Classes As Much As Possible And Save Our Teachers. . . . .

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Man: You Remind Me Of The Sea. Woman: Because Im Wild, Romantic And Exciting? Man: No, Because You Make Me Sick.

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When Love Fails,emotions Work.... When Emotions Fails,memories Work. When Memories Fails Words Work... When Everything Fails, Talk To Ur Best Friend,it Really W...

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A Week Back . . Khalli Complained To Big Boss That He Wasnt Getting Enough Milk To Drink In The Big Boss House Guess What ? Big Boss Sent Pamela ! Join Fr

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A Man Phones Work And Says Sorry, Cant Come In Today, Im Sick. The Boss Says How Sick Are You? Well The Man Replies You Be The Judge Im In Bed With My Sister...

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