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An Angel Isn't A Pretty Girl An Angel Isn't A Great Lady An Angel Isn't A Good Cook An Angel Isn't A Miss Universe Either But She Is The One Who Conquers My Hea...

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A Lady Is A Woman Who Makes A Man Behave Like A Gentleman.you R Such A Lady 2 Me

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Police-u Say Dat He Stole The Money 4m Ur Braa,while U Were Wearing It. Then Why Didnt U Stopped Him. Lady-i Wasn't Sure What He Wanted....

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Lady Goes To A Fruit Shopshopkeeper:ur Dog Is Eating My Fruits Lady:- Shona,dont Eat D Fruit Widout Washing Them

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Definition Of 'lady Doctor' Its Dat Cute Dashing Girl Wearing Angelic White Coat, Holding Ur Hand, Looking In2ur Eyes, Still Wants Ur Pulse 2b Normal...

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A Lady Is A Woman Who Makes A Man Behave Like A Gentleman. You're Such A Lady To Me

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Lady : So, You Want To Become My Son-in-law? Boy: Not Really, But I Don't See Any Other Way 2 Marry Ur Daughter!

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I Am A Single Lady Im Waiting For Your Love And I Dont Need Your Diamonds I Wanna Have Your Heart

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At This Moment 3.7 Million Are Sleeping. 2.3 Million Are Falling In Love. 4.1 Million Are Eating And Only One Cute Is Reading This Txt :)

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A General Asks A Young Lady Officer, Hw She Felt In Services? Lady: Very Fine, Whole Day Passes In Saying Yes Sir, Yes Sir N D Whole Night In No Sir, No Sir....

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A Lady Says To The Psychiatrist, I Think I Might Be A Nymphomaniac. He Says, I'll See What I Can Do To Help You. My Fee Is Eighty Dollars An Hour. She Says, How...

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Faqeer:ek Rupay De Do.lady: Sharam Nhi Aati Itne Smart Handsome Nojawan Ho K Bheek Mangte Ho! Faqer:acha Janab Phir 1 Pappi Hi Dy Do....

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If U Were Lady Gaga What Will U Do If U Wanna Make Someone Angry??? ......... Poke Er' Face :)

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Never Kiss A Lady Police, She Will Say, Hands Up. . Never Kiss A Lady Doctor, She Will Say, Next Please . . . Always Kiss A School Teacher And She Will Say Repe...

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Two Old Ladies Are In A Restaurant. One Complains, You Know, The Food Here Is Just Terrible. The Other Shakes Her Head And Adds, And Such Small Portions...

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A Very Old Lady Teacher Of English Ask This Question In Tha Class: When I Say I Am Beautiful, Which Tense Is It? One Pupil Answered: Its The Past Tense....

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Boys, Boys, Boys, We Like Boys In Cars Boys, Boys, Boys, Buy Us Drinks In Bars Boys, Boys, Boys With Hairspray And Denim And Boys, Boys, Boys, We Love Them, We ...

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A Lady Requested The Doctori Really Do Not Want Children For A While To Enjoy The Life. What Should I Do? Doctor Said Well Then Take This Condom.? Lady Asked ...

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An Old Lady Gv A Bus Driver Peanuts 2 Eat Several Times.the Driver Said 'y Hv U Givn Me Such Wondrful Peanuts 2 Eat? Y Don't U Eat Thm Urself?' Lady-'i Dnt Hv ...

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Son: Mom, When I Was On The Bus With Dad This Morning, He Told Me To Give Up My Sit To A Lady. Mom: Well, You Have Done The Right Thing! Son: But, Mom, I Was Si...

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In My World You Are My Perfect Lady! Love All I Got Or Maybe, It's Nothing To Drive A Girl In A Crazy, Woman In The World Love Them Familiar With Sweet, And No ...

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Hatred Infects The Mind Love Dissolves It. You Dissolve My Mind.

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A Man Was Carrying 3 Babies On Train. The Lady Sitting Next To Him Asked: Are They Your Babies? The Man Replied:no I Work In A Condom Factory And These Are The...

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Can't Read My, Can't Read My No He Can't Read My Poker Face (she's Got To Love Nobody) Can't Read My, Can't Read My No He Can't Read My Poker Face (she's Got To...

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A Vry S**y N Attractive Female Employee Meets Her Boss N Says: Sir,wil U Remove Sumthng 4m My B*****s? Boss:wow,wats Tat? Gal:ur Eyes,sir......

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Lady:sir,our Clerk Is Sexually Harassing Me Boss:what? Lady:everytime I Pass By He Says Ur Hair Smells Nice Boss:wats Wrong With That Lady:he's Only 3 Feet ...

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A Lady Was Wearing Jeans In A Train A Man Who Saw That Her Zip Was Open Said: Madam, Your Lips Are Laughing Woman: Hey They Want A Cigarette...

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Lady: I'm Warning U, My Hubby Is Coming Back In Half An Hour. Man: But I'm Not Doing Anything. Lady: That's Why I'm Warning U. Hurry Up.

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When Life Gives You A Bad Romance, Show Everyone Your Poker Face, Buy A New Telephone, Call Alejandro,go To A Well-known Club And Just Dance!but Don't Forget T...

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