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Life They Say Is Touch And Go. Some People You Know May Only Be There For Sometime. Some May Go Away, But People Who Find You Special Will Always Find Ways To S...

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Friendship Is Made In The Heart, Silent.. Unwritten.. Unbreakable By Distance.. Unchangeable By Time.. Once A Friend... Always A Friend......

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Friends R Of Two Types: One Says: If You Ever Need Anything I'll Be There Other Says: You Will Never Need Anything As Long As I Am There!

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Little Johnny: Teacher, Can I Go To The Bathroom? Teacher: Little Johnny, May I Go To The Bathroom? Little Johnny: But I Asked First! =))...

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Friendship Is A Precious Gift That Cant Be Bought Or Sold. Its Value Is Greater Than Mountains Made Of Gold. If You Shall Ask God For A Gift Be Thankful If He S...

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U Need 3 Things In Life. : 1. Love- To Make U Weak 2.alcohol- To Make U Feel Strong And Friends:- To Pick U Up When Both Of The Above Hit By U...

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If Best Friends Are Forever Than Why Is It So Hard To Hold On When U Feel Like You Should Be Letting Go?

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A Daughter Sends A Telegram To Her Father On Her Clearing B.ed Exams,whichthe Father Receives As:father, Your Daughter Has Been Successful In Bed.

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When You Die, If You've Got Five Real Friends, Then You've Had A Great Life. :)

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Q: What Is The Difference B/w Secretary Private Secretary? Ans:secretary Says Good Morning Sir Private Secretary Says Its Morning Sir...

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Stupid = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

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Friendship Isn't About Whom You Have Known The Longest, Who Came First , Or Who Cares The Best... It's All About Who Came And Never Left..

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Friends Are Like Fiddle Strings, They Must Not Be Screwed Too Tight.

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Chinese Couple: A Chinese Couple Mr And Miss Hua Got Twins Without Marriage. What Did They Named Them? They Named Them As Jo-hua, So-hua

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Dreams Are To Be Forgotten, Reality To Be Lived, Desires To Be Fulfilled, Destiny To Be Reached, Promises To Be Kept, Relationship To Be Respected And Friendshi...

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You Are Strong As Rum.. Fine As Wine.. Cool As Beer.. Classic As Whisky.. Sophisticated As Vodka.. In Short I'm Totally Tunn In Your Friendship..

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Wife: What Will You Give Me If I Climb The Great Mount Everest? Husband: A Lovely Push!!!

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Fill In The Blanks 1.boo_s 2. _ _ndom 3.f_ _ K 4.p_ N_s 5.pu_s_ . . . . . . . . . . . . Ans 1.books 2.random 3.fork 4.pants 5.pulse D...

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Friends Come And Go But Enemies Accumulate.

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Q: What Is The Next Thing One Should Do After Winning An Argument With The Wife ? A: Apologise !!!.

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The Best Time To Make Friends Is Before You Need Them.

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Just Had An X-ray Taken. Guess What They Found? It Was U Safely Stucked In My Heart. They Said My Heart Is Fine With U In It. Remove U And I'm Dead!...

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I Was Worried In Dream 2nite I Saw All The Devils Of The World Have Died, Can U Give Me Only 1 Sms Or Miscal2 Make Me Sure Dat Ur Stil Alive....

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Sales Girl: Sorry Sir You Cannt Smoke Here. Customer: But I Bought Cigarate From This Shop. Sales Girl: We Sell Condom Also But It Dosnt Mean You Start F**king ...

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I Am In Hospital Now. After 5 Minutes, I Will Be Transferred To A Surgery Room. The Doctor Told Me, I Will Die If I Stop Receiving Your Sms....

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My Life Means A Lot 2 Me.. Not Bcoz I Love My Life,but Bcoz I Love D People In My Life. D World Sayz, They Are Called Frnz. But I Call Them As My World.....

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S*x Is Like Nokia (connecting People) Like Nike (just Do It) Like Pepsi (ask For More) Like Samsung (everyone Is Invited) And Like Me (to Good To Be True...

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Sms Slam Book Name: Hobby: Date Of Birth: U Cant Live Without: Ur Color: Est Friend: Weakness: Crazy ...

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The Teacher To A Student: Conjugate The Verb To Walk In Simple Present. The Student: I Walk... You Walk .... The Teacher Interrupts Him: Quicker Please. The Stu...

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One Very True Line About My Dear Friendz :- Everyone Is Not My Friend.. But My Friendz Are Not Just Like Everyone.. ..

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Friends Are The Most Important Ingredient In This Recipe Of Life. :)

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Wats The Diff Between Complete Finished? If You Find Good Wife U R Complete Otherwise U R Finished..

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How Many Animals Do I Have If All But 3 Are Dogs, All But 3 Are Cats, All But 3 Are Pigs And All But 3 Are Cows? I Have Four Animals One Of...

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I Love You In Blue. I Love You In Red But Most Of All. I Love You In Bed.

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Wn I Dont Gt Ur Sms Nd Cal, A Litle Pain N My Hrt, A Smal Tear In My Eyes N Sadnes Fals On My Face! Wht S Dis?? Its Nothin.. Jst Over Acting.....

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A Teenage Girl Had Been Talking On The Phone For About Half An Hour, And Then She Hung Up. Wow!, Said Her Father, That Was Short. You Usually Talk For Two Hours...

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Latest Fact - The Bikes Frm Yamaha Company R1 , R6 , R15 , Rx , Rxz ,.. . . . Its With No Doubt R Means Rajnikant :d

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Give Me One Friend, Just One, Who Meets The Needs Of All My Varying Moods.

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