Laugh Messages

A Good Laugh With A Friend Like You Stimulates Endorphins. So If You Need To Laugh And You Can't Find A Friend Like Yourself, I Can Lend You My Mirror.

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An Old Friend Will Help You Move. A Good Friend Will Help You Move A Dead Body. ---jim Hayes

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My Sister Came Back Home Crying To My Mum After Her New-wed Honeymoon. Mum : Why Are You Crying My Girl? Girl : We Ended Up Quarelling On The First Night.. ...

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What Does T.r.u.s.t Stands For? (t) He (r) Elationship (u) (s) Hare (t) Ruely

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Superb Friendship Thought For Every Idiot There Is An Equal And Opposite Idiot...! They R Called Friends... Just Like U And Me.......

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Alone I Say But 2gether We Shout. Alone I Smile But 2gether We Laugh. Alone I Live But 2gether We Celebrate. That's The Magic Of Friendship...

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Any Time Any Problem Any Help Just One Miss Call I Will Give U Another Miss Call. Gd Ni8 Swt Drms.....

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Many Ppl Give U Crying Tears N Laughing Smiles But Dere R Few Ppl Who Give U Laughing Tears N Crying Smiles Those Very Few R Called Real Friends....

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Our Life Begins With Our Cry, Our Life Ends With Other's Cry, Try To Utilize This Gap In Laugh As Much As Possible. Wish To See Smile On Your Face Always:-)

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I Might Be Sending You A Message You Can Erase Or You Will Laugh,cry,smile,hurt Over But There Is Only One Message You Will Get That I Want You To Remember And ...

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Think Wel Do Wel Sleep Wel Play Wel Laugh Wel Throw Ur Mobile Into Well Coz U R Not Msg Me Wel Dont Think Abt Ur Cell Alwys Say All Is Well...

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('_' ) ( '_') ('_' ) ( '_') ('_' ) ( '_') ('_' ) Go Search Any Where U Can !!!!!!!!! But U Never Gonna Get A Friend Anywhere Like Me..............

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Laugh Before Laughing Is Forbidden. Enjoy Life And Laugh Listening To Funny Stories Will Make Your Heart Happy.

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Teacher Asked, If U Have 10 Dollars And Ur Father Gave U Another 10 Dollars, How Much Will U Have Now? Jeremy Replied, Still 10 Dollars. Teacher Puzzled, Oh.....

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Give Laugh To All, But Smile To One Cheeks To All, But Lips To One Luv To All, But Heart To One Let Everybody Luv U, But U Luv Only One..

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Life Comes Only Once. So Enjoy It To Its Fullest Extent. Never Be “angry” Or “sad”. When You Are Angry Or Sad You Loose “sixty Seconds” Of Happiness...

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If You Laugh Really Loud.... If You Talk Spotaneously.... And If You Don't Care What Your Face Look Like.... You Are Probably With Your Best Friends.... Friends...

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I Don't Need A Friend Who Changes When I Change And Who Nods When I Nod My Shadow Does That Much Better. --plutarch

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Its Better To Bunk A Class Than To Miss A Party Wid Frnds.. Bcoz, Today When I Look Back. Equations Never Make Me Laugh.. But Memories Do..!...

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Q: What Did One Tube Of Glue Say To The Other Tube Of Glue? A: We Have To Stick Together. Q: What Do You Call A Sleeping Bull? A: A Bulldoser. Q: What Did T...

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1 Sweet Thing Dat A Friend Can Offer.. .. Is To Make U Laugh . .. Eventhough You Refuse To Smile :)

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2 Lovers Plan To Suicide. Boy Jumped First, Girl Closed Her Eyes Return Back Saying Love Is Blind. Boy In Air Opened His Parachute Saying Love Never Dies....

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Hahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahihihihihihihihihi Hihihihihihihihihihihihihi Hohohohohohohohohohohohoh Ohohoho Nothing Special My Friend, Just Your Face Come ...

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Smiles 'n' Tears, Giggles 'n' Laughs, Late Nite Calls 'n' Cute Fotographs, Ill B Rite Here Till Da Day Of Ma Death Best Friends 4ever Till Ma Very Last Breath!

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Why Is Christmas Just Like A Day At The Office? You Do All The Work And The Fat Guy With The Suit Gets All The Credit.

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U Laugh At Me Cause U Called Me A B***h But Im Laughing At You Cause U Just Realised That....

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The World Thinnest Book Has Only One Word Written In It Everything And The Book Is Titled By What Woman Want

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Men Kick Friendship Around Like A Football, But It Doesn't Seem To Crack. Women Treat It Like Glass And It Goes To Pieces.----anne Morrow Lindbergh

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All Scientists Of The World Approved That The Most Stupid Persons Open Their Messeges With Their... Thumb

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I Need You Too Know Our Friendship Means A Lot - If You Cry Then I Cry, If You Laugh. If You Jump Out The Window I Look Down Then.i Laugh Again.

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Those Who Do Not Know How To Weep With Their Whole Heart Do Not Know How To Laugh Either.

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Forgive Your Enemies...but Remember Their Names!

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What Is Inside Pineapple.... Ans Is Spongebob Right .... Hahahah

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One Discovers A Friend By Chance, And Cannot But Feel Regret That 20 Or 30 Years Of Life May Have Been Spent Without The Least Knowledge Of Him. ---charles Dudl...

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The Best Time To Make Friends Is Before You Need Them. ---ether Barry More

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One Good Reason To Only Maintain A Small Circle Of Friends Is That Three Out Of Four Murders Are Committed By People Who Know The Victim. ---george Carlin

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What Do You Call A Reindeer With No Eyes? No Eyed Deer.

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Why Do 90 Of The Girls Have A Bigger Left B***st ? Because.... 90 Of The Boys Are Right Handed.. .

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A True Friend Is Someone Who Thinks That You Are A Good Egg Even Though He Knows That You Are Slightly Cracked. ----bernard Meltzer

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If You Can Make A Girl Laugh, You Can Make Her Do Anything, Marilyn Monroe

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