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You=my Honey You=beautiful You=intelligent You=delicious You=sweet You=prfect You=nice Me=liar.

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Boy Asks A Girl: How Much Calcium Is There In Woman's B*****s? Girl: I Don't Know But It Has Enough Calcium To Help A Man's Boneless Thing Stand Up!....

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Hey U Know Which Is The Best Day To Propose A Girl.. April 1 U Know Why?? If She Accept Its Your Luck Otherwise Just Tell April Fool !!!!...

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A 13 Year Girl At A Bra Shop... Girl-show Me Bra Shop Keeper-36? Girl-smaller Shop Keeper-32? Girl-smaller Shop Keeper-24? Girl-smaller Shop Keeper-20? ...

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Remember Me And Bare In Mind A Faithful Girl Is Hard To Find This Is Always Good And True So Dont Go Changing Old For New!

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If I Could Be An Angel, I Would Make Ur Every Wish Come True. But Im Only Human, Just A Girl Who's Lovin U!!!!

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Why Do Guys Always Have To Say: I'm Going To Court You Now For You To Be My Girl.isn't It Nicer To Say: Just Love Me Now And Be My Girl And I'll Court You Fore...

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New Style Of Proposing A Girl Boy - Hey... Is Ur Name Google. . . Girl - No.. . . Boy - But U Have All The Things I'm Searching For.....

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I Need Somebody Who Could Turn Me On In Everything, In Every Way. Somebody Stronger Than I Am. Someone.

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A Girl Enters A S3x Shop. Girl: Where Is The Vibrator Section? Clerk: Over There Madam Girl: How Much For This Big Red One? Clerk: Sorry Madam, That Is A Fi...

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I've A Really Bad Day, It Can Feel Better If A Pretty Girl Smile. So, Plz Smile...

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I Wish A Wish For U. The Wish I Wish For Few. The Wish I Wish For U Is That Your All Wishes Come True So Keep On Wishing As My All Wishes Are With You.eid Mu...

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Girl To Her Boyfriend: Very Nice Mobile!!. Where Did You Buy It? Boy: I Won This In A Running Race. Girl: Woww How Many People Participated? Boy: Well, It ...

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When There Is A Long Gap Between Engagement Marriage, Who Is Most Benefited.? Boy? No. Girl? No. It Is The . . . Mobile Company....

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Response After S*x- Prostitute : Takeout Cash. Girlfriend : Enjoyed Honey. Neighbourhood Girl : When U Will Come For More? And Wife : Don't Talk About This...

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I Am A Killer! I Kill Poople For Money, I Am A Killer! I Kill People For Money, But Ur My Friend, So I Will Kill U For Free Of Cost.

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Love Never End.....it Remains Forever Ever Ever Ever Ever End Ever............only Partner Changes So,keep Loving The Latest.......

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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T (...) V W X Y Z Did I Miss Something?? No!! I Put U Safely In My Heart.

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A Call Girl Married Her Pimp. Someone Asked- What Does Your Husband Do? Call Girl: He Is My Marketing Director!!

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Just Go Near A Girl, Put A Hand On Her Br*ast. If She Dont Oppose Just Njoy. If She Slaps U, Hold Her Hand And Say, Oh I M So Lucky, I Got A Decent Girl..!!...

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Short N Cute .. There Is Nothing Special In This Msg Expect The Person Reading It ... ..

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70 Ways To Make A Woman Happy : No. 1 Is Shopping The . . . . . . . Rest Is '69'. Cause Only One Thing Makes Them Happy....

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Girl- Dear, Pls Book Corner's Two Seats Of Balcony For Sunday's 1st Show!!!! Boy- Bt In Case If I Dnt Get Corner's Seats Thn?? Girl- Thn We'll Watch The Movie...

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A Mobile Is Like Women - Talks Non-stop, Costs A Fortune, Disturbs When U R Busy And When U Need Them Urgently They Have No Service.

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Flying Papers, Multi Colours Of Balloon, Delicated Blossom, Fantastic People, Love And Laughter. What It Describes? Happy Birthday.

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Cutest Way To Propose A Girl . . . Just Say. . .i Dont Want My Son To Follow Your Daughter Like What Am Doing Now . . So Let Us Make Them Brother And Sister....

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Science Teacher: If A Girl Is Attacked By Asthama Thn U Must Give Her Breathing With Ur Lips She Will Be Fine Student: Its Alright, Bt Wht Should Be Done To Ge...

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When You Get This Sms,send It To,1 Person You Love,1 You Hate,1 You Always Think Of And 1 You Wish To Kill Now,keep Guessing Why I Sent It To You.

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A Boy Loved A Girl Sincerely,truly And More Than His Life... For More Jokes Recharge Rs.30/month To This Number. Conditins Apply. Tnc...

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Sun Liya Hum Ne Faisla Tera Aur Sun Ker Udaas Ho Baitheyzehan Chup Chaap Ankh Khaali Jaisey Hum Kianaat Kho Baithey

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A Man Found His Wife Having Affair With A Guy. He Decided 2 Kill Himself & His Wife.apne Kaan Pe Pistol Lagai Aur Bola- Tu Khush Mat Ho Agla Number Tera Ha...

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Morning Is Sun Rise Morning Is Beautiful Morning Is Fresh Morning Is Sweet But Morning Is Not Complete, Without A Wish 2 U G O O D M=o=r=n=i=n=g....

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Two Things In Life Which Are More Tragic Than Death 1)your Lover Loves You And You Dont Know It 2)your Lover Dont Loves You And You Know It. Hv A Nice Day..

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When A Man Talks Dirty To A Woman, It's Sexual Harassment. When A Woman Talks Dirty To A Man, It's $3.95 Per Minute.

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A Girl Comes Late To Class. Prof:y U R Late? Girl: Sir, A Boy Was Chasing Me...! Prof: So What...? Girl: That Bloody Rascal Was Very Slow........

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A Girl Boy Were Sitting Alone, That Boy Started Touching De Girl, Girl : Dont Touch Me, All This Only After Marriage. Boy : Ok Call Me When U R Married...

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() () I May ( 'o', ) Not See (,,)=(,,)== U Right Now... () () ( ,'o' ) ( / (,,) But Sms Is A Way 4 Me 2 Say That, I'll Never 4get U...

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If You Asked Me How Many Times You Have Crossed My Mind, I Would Say Once, Because You Never Really Left

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I Met U As A Stranger, I Leave U As A Friend, As Long As The World Stands, Our Friendship Nv Ends. All Friends Nv Split N Even If They Do They Will Meet Again.

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Nobody Likes U, Nobody Cares 4 U, Nobody Misses U, Nobody Wants To See U Good, Nobody Is Ur Best Friend, Nobody Is Happy With U.... Dont Cry.......my Name I...

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