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You=my Honey You=beautiful You=intelligent You=delicious You=sweet You=prfect You=nice Me=liar.

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I Wish I Was A Teddy Bear, That Lay Upon Your Bed, So Everytime You Cuddled It, You Cuddled Me Instead.

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I Heard Someone Saying Your Name, But When I Turned Around To See Who It Was, I Noticed I Was Alone, Then I Realised It Was My Heart Telling Me That - I Miss U

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Girl: Y Do U Always Follow Me Around ? ? ...boy: Well , Because When I Was A Kid , My Mom Told Me To Follow My Dreams ... (-,=)...

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Upto 8 Yrs Father Is Friend Upto 16 Yrs Teacher Is A Friend Upto 24 Yrs A Boy Or Girl Is A Friend Upto 32 Yrs Wife Or Is A Friend Upto 48 Yrs Son Is A Fr...

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After A Kiss... Girl Silently Says 2 The Boy 'kiss Me Once Again And I Will Be Yours Forever' Boy- Thanks 4 D Warning!!

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As A Child, Naughty Rajnikanth Once Peed Up Towards The Sky.... W Isro Found Traces Of Water On Moon...!!!

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Two Girl Are Sitting At The Computer .. 1 Says.. Isn't It Amazing That This Little Instrument Does The Job Of 10 Men ?? The Other Says : .. But I Still Pref...

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I Heard That Good Looks Can Kill . . . . So, Please Dont Look At Me . . . . I Dont Wanna See You Die.!!! :-p...

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Girls Are Probably The Best Judges In The World . . . . . . . . This Is The Reason That Whenever A Girl Passes By A Boy He Starts Singing. . . . . . If The Girl...

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Avoidance Is The Best Punishment You Can Give To Your Loved Ones.. And It Is The Most Painful Experience U Can Recieve From Your Loved Ones.-)...

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Ur Cute Gorgeous Fine Dandy.really S**y U Make Me Randy.ur Good Wiv Ur Mouth Also In Bed Oops Sorry Wrong Number 4get Wot I Said.

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Ah_ah_ah Personality Of Women According 2 Bra Sizes.. 3o= Innocent 32= Calm 34= Defensive 36= S**y 38= Its Hot 4o= Aggressive 42= Out Of Control

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......................loving You Is Like Breathing.............. .................................... ............ How Can I Stop? ...

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L Has Never Been This Much Fun I And Great Until You Came In... F You Made It Truly Special E For Me.

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U Will Be A Rose For All Trees U Will Be A Smile For All Faces U Will Be Water Falls For All Hills U Will Be A Brother For All Cute Girls....

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Boy : Will U Marry Me?? Girl : Yes Boy *starts Runnin* Girl : Wer R U Goin?? Boy : M Goin 2 Update My Relationship Status On Facebook.

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Girl:mom I Have Started Loving A Boy.! Mom:what!?how Old Is He?what Does He Do?..girl:he Is 3 Months Old Hapily Kicken In My Stopmach

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I Hv Learned How To Luv, To Smile, To B Happy, To B Strong, To Work Hard To B Honest, To B Faithful, To Forgive But I Couldn't Learn How To Stop Missing U. !

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Son: Father, Can You Close Your Eyes And Write Your Name? Father: Of Course, I Can. That's Easy! Son: Then, Please Close Your Eyes And Sign My Report Card?...

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The Average Woman Would Rather Have Beauty Than Brains, Because The Average Man Can See Better Than He Can Think.

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New Style Of Proposing A Girl.. I Hv Spent Many Sleepless Nights In Ur Luv N I Dont Want My Son 2 Do D Same 4 Your Daughter So Lets Mk Them Brother N Sister...

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Some Say Never Forget Me Some Say Remember Me But I Love My Attitude So I Always Say..... Forget Me If U Can......!!

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I Live Inside Of You Nothing In This World Can Make Me Change It Shades Of Grey ,my Life Is Only In Pain Without You And I Cant Take It

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If You Would See Yourself The Way I Do, You Would Wish You Where As Beautiful As You ...

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.**..**. ******* ''***** ** ** **( '-' )** *()--()* *()()*' A Heart A Little Cute Bear Juzt 4 U....

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Falling In Love Is When She Falls Asleep In Your Arms And Wakes Up In Your Dreams !

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When U Tell Me I Love U I Feel Bad... When U Tell Me I Forget U I Feel Good... Coz All Girl Its Heartlees

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A Girl Romantically Said To A Santa: Do U Want To See The Place Where They Did Apendix Operation To Me? Santa: No, I Hate Hospitals.

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Smile 2 Old People Means Respect... Smile 2 Children Means Affection... Smile 2 Lover Means Love... Smile Alone Means Mad... Keep Smiling..!! :-)...

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Girl Friends Are Like A Net Virus..they Enter Ur Life, Scan Ur Pockets, Edit Ur Mind.download Problems, And Delete Ur Happiness So Beware Of Girl...

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Pain Of Missing Friends Is Realized When U R Alone Watching A Gang Of Friends Enjoying In Front Of U And U R Remembering D Past Which U All Have Spent Together....

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I'll Buy You 10 Roses, 9 Real And 1 Fake And I Will Love You Till The Last One Dies!

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Boy:why Grls Like More Holi Than Boys? Another Boy: Bcos They Have Two Balloons Of 5ml And Bolys Have Only One Pichkari Of 2 Ml.

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Last Night I Dreamt Of U. I Thought Of U The Whole Day Today. I Think I Love U. Tomorrow I'll Think Of V, Then W, X, Y And Z. Hehe!

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Son: The Girl Of Our Neighbors Dont Understand English. Father: How Do You Know? Son: I Said To Her Give Me Sweet Kiss And She Slapped Me......

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A Good Sermon Should Be Like A Woman's Skirt: Short Enough To Arouse Interest But Long Enough To Cover The Essentials.

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I Will Love You Even If You Don't Do I Will Love You But You Wont Find Anyone Loves You Like I Do .......

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World Shortest Jokes: 1)two Women Sitting Quiet. 2)belgaum Girls Cooking Lunch. 3)girl Friend Pays D Bill. 4)a Girl Loves A Boy Sincerely.!...

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Mon To Sun, From Jan To Dec, From Birth Till My Death, My Feelings 4 U Have Never Changed. Juz Think About U

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