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You=my Honey You=beautiful You=intelligent You=delicious You=sweet You=prfect You=nice Me=liar.

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Define Contraceptive Pill? It's The Second Best Thing That A Women Can Keep In Her Mouth To Avoid Pregnancy.

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A True Sentence From A Real Friend.. 'all The Persons Are Not My Friends. But My Friend Is Not Just Like All Other Persons.... Gud Evening !! Unique...

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A Peach Is A Peach. A Plum Is A Plum. A Kiss Is Not A Kiss Unless Its With Tongues!

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From Mon To Sun, From Jan To Dec, From Birth Till My Death, My Feelings 4 U Have Never Changed. For Me, You've Always Been... ..........a Headache!...

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If I Was An Artist, You Would Be My Picture! If I Was A Poet, You Would Be My Inspiration! If I Was An Author You Would Be My Story! But I'm Only A Cartoonist!...

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Height Of Laziness: A Guy Lying On A Girl And Waiting For An Earthquake To Do The Rest.

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A Rupee Is Easy 2 Earn... But A Smile Is Hard 2 Find... Rupee Loses Its Value... Smile Increases Its Worth.. I Lost A Rupee When I Sms U... But Who Cares! I Won...

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Boy - Want To Love Me From Broken Heart Or Till Your Heart Breaks Girl -want To Beaten By My Broken Sandal Or Till It Breaks :)

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Just Had An X-ray Taken. Guess What They Found? It Was U Safely Stucked In My Heart. They Said My Heart Is Fine With U In It. Remove U And I'm Dead!...

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Girl= Fine, Walk Right, Past Me And Pretend U Dont Even Care! Boy=(gives My Best Friend A Hug) Girl= (walks Away) Boy= (grabs Her By The Hand, Pulls Her Close A...

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Old Frds Are Gold.new Frnds May Be Diamond.if U Get Diamond,dont Ever Forget The Gold Because Tohold A Diamond U Always Need A Base Of Gold.

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I Can't Live Without U. Without U I Can't Even Imagine 2 Exist. U R In My Breath, I Can't Live Without U Even For A Second. Hold On...hold On... Hey Don't Be Th...

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I'm Afraid To Die Not Because It Will Hurt Or I Don't Know What Will Happen, But Because I Might Be Waiting For You In Heaven And Be Disappointed.

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My Heart Is Missing You And I Wonder Do You Miss Me To? I Hope That You Do Because I Know I Miss You.......!!!

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Be Careful When A Girl Tells U That She Loves U From The Bottom Of Her Heart. For This May Mean That There Is Still Enough Space For Another Boy On Top...

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Several Women Appeared In Court, Each Accusing The Other Of The Trouble In The Flat Where They Lived. The Judge Called For Orderly Testimony. I'll Hear The Olde...

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Boy: My Gf Broke Up Wth Me Sent Me Da Kissng Pics Of Her Her New Bf..!! Frnd:oh..its 2 Bad..!! Boy: Yaa..i Know..dats Y I Sent Those Pics 2 Her Dad:d...

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Smile Is The Electricity Life Is A Battery. Whenever U Smile The Battery Gets Charged A Beautiful Day Is Activated So Keep Smiling .......

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Boy N Girl Were Siting On Hill Girl:if I Ask U 2 Jump Down,will U Do It Boy:i'll Girl:why Boy:coz I Know U'll Catch My Hand N Pull Me Up. Girl:if I Don't Boy:t...

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Here's To The Girl That I Kissed Last. She Didn't Kiss Slowly Nor Did She Kiss Fast. But She Kissed So Long And She Kissed So Sweet. She Made Things Stand Th...

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Girl : Baby I Want You To Kiss Me N Make Me Really Wet Boy : Ok Baby Girl : Do It Now Pls Boy : No.. Is Easier If I Kiss You In The Rain Girl : ...............

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The Two Most Dangerous Weapons In The World (apart From Nuclear Bomb): 1:- A Girl's Smile :) 2:- A Girl's Tear :'( Both Can Make A Man Do Anything. ....

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Whn U Get Dis Sms Send It To One Person U Love,one U Hate,one U Always Thnk Of &one U Wish 2 Kill..now Keepguessin Y I Sent It To U.

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Boy: Don't Go Away!!! Girl: Why? Boy: Because You Are My Oxygen. I Can't Breathe Without You.

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I Wish My Eyes Could Speak What My Heart Feels For You.. Bcause My Lips Can Lie On What Is True. My Eyes Could Not.. Bcause Even If I Close Them I Cou...

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Women Live A Better, Longer Peaceful Life..!! Why? Very Simple A Woman Does Not Have A Wife..!!!!!...

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Girl's Top 7lies: 1-i Luv U 2-i'm Virgin 3-i Hate S*x 4-u R 1st 2 Touch Me 5-oh It's 2 Big Nvr Seen B4 6-i Don't Want 2b Fcked 7-ok Only Once...

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Open With Love... If I Disturb U I Am Sorry! But I Need To Say I... Love... Disturbing You.

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Girls Are Just Like Computer Rams They Remember Every Thing Until You Keep Them Charged With Your Sweetness Once The Connection Interrupted Their Memory Wil...

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Last Night I Dreamt Of U. I Thought Of U The Whole Day Today. I Think I Love U. Tomorrow I'll Think Of V, Then W, X, Y And Z. Hehe!

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I Will Always Love ...

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My Hands Never Pain When Typing Message For You..!! But My Heart Always Pain When There Is No Reply From You..!!

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....can I Have Directions To ..your Heart? .........i' M Lost In Your ..eyes.....!!!!!!

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Drives A Bus For Two Young Girls 15-16 Years Old. Stop, Boarded A Guy Stands Next To Them And Said With A Smile: - Oh, Those Pretty Girls! - Girls: - It Is Alre...

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Wife Said : I Will Die Husband Replied: I Will Also Die Wife Again : Why Will You Die? Husband Said : Because I Cant Bear The Excitement When You Die....

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Friend Is Someone Can See The Pain And Truth In Ur Eyes When You Are Fooling Everyone Else.....

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Joke : Thought : Behind Every Successful Women , There Is A Satisfied Man , But Behind A Satisfied Women There Is An Exhausted Man.....

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If U Don't Know The Feelings Of Some1 U Luv, It Makes U Afraid 2 Express Ur Feelings, It's Like A Crime That Can Give U A Life Sentence. Baby...i Take This Ris...

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Q - What Is The Difference Between Mother Wife ? A - One Woman Brings U Into This World Crying... The Other Ensures U Continue To Do So...

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