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You=my Honey You=beautiful You=intelligent You=delicious You=sweet You=prfect You=nice Me=liar.

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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T (...) V W X Y Z Did I Miss Something?? No!! I Put U Safely In My Heart.

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F U Read This, I M Smart.. If U Save This, U Agree I M Smart.. If U 4ward This, U R Spreadin That I M Smart.. If U Delete This U R Jealous...

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Boy : Tell Me, Is It Going In? Girl : Yeah.. Boy : Is It Hurting? Girl : Oh Yeah.. Ouch Its Hurting.. Boy : Ok.. I Wil Put It In Slowly Now. Girl : ...

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Modern Lov Story.!!? A Girl- I Love U Boy-me Too Girl-how Much Do U Love Me? Boy-as Much As U Do Girl-u Cheat. I Thought Really Love Me....

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A Very Attractive Female Employee Asks Her Boss: Sir, Will U Remove Something From My B****t? Boss:wow! What's That? She:ur Eyes, Sir...

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Open With Love... If I Disturb U I Am Sorry! But I Need To Say I... Love... Disturbing You...

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Law Of Friendship- Never Make Your Friends Feel Lonely Wen U R On Earth,,, Disturb Them As Much As U Can,,, Let Them Feel Your Presence,,, Show Them U R D**n Al...

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If I Had A Rose For Every Time I Thought Of You, I Would Be Walking Through My Garden Forever.

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I Got Into A Car Accident Today, The Other Driver Was A Midget. When He Got Out Of The Car, He Said I'm Not Happy! So I Said, Which Dwarf Are You Then?

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All The Love That History Knows Is Said To Be In Every Rose!yet All The Love That Could Be Found In Two, Is Less Than What I Feel For You.

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Husband Asks Wife: Do You Know The Meaning Of Wife? It Means Without Information Fighting Everytime! Wife Says: No, It Means - With Idiot Forever.

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The Nominees For Nice Lovers Are: You You You You! Yoouu! The Winner Is Me! Coz I Have You!!! ...

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U Have Been Called 4 Cupids Court 4 Stealin My Heart, U Have Been Sentenced 2 A Lifetime With Me, How Do U Plead ??

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An Old Man Age 90 And His Wife Is 85. They Both Got Love .and The Old Man S U C K. Then After That He Was Death. . Because Of Expired Milk.........................

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Girl: If We Get Married, You Will Stop Smoking? Boy: Ok Girl: Drinking Too? Boy: Ok Girl: Stop Going To The Night Club? Boy: Ok Girl: What Else You Can Le...

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Girl:its 2 Tight Boy:don't Worry,i'll Do It Slowly, Gal:push It In, Boy:ah...i Cant, Gal:its Painful, Boy:forget It. . . . . Well Buy New Wedding Ring!!!...

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Someone Asked What Makes People Happy. Some Said Wealth And Some Said Fame. I Was Thinking About This When My Cell Phone Beeped And Received A Text From You. Th...

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Boy:u R My Sunshine Of My Life,without U Life Cloudy,u R In My Heart As Rainy Water 4 Baren Land... Girl:dear...is It Proposal Or Weather Report.

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You Are The Twinkle Of My Eyes The Smile On My Lips The Joy Of My Face Without You I Am Incomplete.

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Man: God, Why U Make Woman So Beautiful? God: So U Would Love Her. Man: But God, Why U Make Her So Dumb? God: So She Would Love U!

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Sometimes I Sms U, Sometimes I D0n't. Sometimes I R3ply, Sometimes I W0n't. But No Matter How Many Time That Sometimes Is, U R Special N0t 4 Sometimes, But...

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Your Words Of Love Steal Someone's Heart, But You Don't Know That Your Heart Is Already Stolen By Me, Check It!

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Q: What Did The Gangsters Son Tell His Dad When He Failed His Examination? A: Dad They Questioned Me For 3 Hours But I Never Told Them Anything....

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A S**y Indian Girl Went To A Shop To Buy Indian Flag. On Seeing The Flag, She Said Something That Confused And Irritated The Shopkeeper. Guess What Did S**y Gi...

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A Smile To Put You On A High... A Kiss To Set Your Soul All Right... W Ould It Be All Right If I Spent Tonight Being Loved By You???

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If U Luv Me, I Luv U. If U Hate Me, I Also Hate U. If U R Cry, I Also Cry. What Ever I Say, I Love U!!!...

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Boy : Can I Borrow A Quarter? Girl : -what For? Boy : I Want To Call My Mother And Tell Her I Just Met The Girl Of My Dreams. :d

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If Kiss Were Raindrop I'd Sent You Shower.if Hug Was Second I'd Send You Hours.if Smiles Were Water I'd Send You Sea .if Love Was A Person I'd Sent You Me........

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Boy Called Fm Radio Nd Said: I Found A Wallet With 15000rs. Nd Id Of Mr.sharma!!! Rj: Oh!! Thts Gr8!! So, U Want To Return His Wallet?? Boy: No, No Hold On!! I...

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How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl. 1st Add Lips 2nd Minus Clothers 3rd Divide Legs And Then Start Multiplication In The Sweetest Point.....

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One Girl Was Said Then Boy-you Are The Second Most Beautiful Girl I Have Ever Seen Girl- Who Is First ? Boy- When You Was Happy.

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Boy: I Can Do Anything For U.. Girl:will U Die Fro Me?? Boy:yes!! Girl:will U Delete Your Facebook Account For Me???? Boy:heyyy Sister...what R U Doing Here..ur...

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A Priest Saw A Girl Removing Her Blouse. The Priest Prayed: God, Please Close My Eyes. When He Opened His Eyes, The Girl Was N***d .this Time He Prayed God Plea...

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Once James Bond Shoots A Person Nd Says I'm Bond, James Bond. Climax- D Person Catches D Bulet Nd Throws At Bond, Nd Bond Gets Gurted. D Person Says- I'm Kant, ...

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A Girl Will Always Forgive And Forget But She Will Never Let You Forget That She Had Forgiven And Forgotton . . .

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A Young Girl After Her Honeymooncame Fully Exhausted And Tired,when Her Friends Asked Her What Happened?she Replied :when This 70 Year Old Bastard Told Mehe Has...

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Q: Why Did The Blonde Keep A Coat Hanger In Her Back Seat? A: In Case She Locks The Keys In Her Car.

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Guys Follow 'four ' Rule Against Girls 1.find Her 2.friend Her 4.forget Her Now Don't Ask What S 3rd One. Nagirthana Thiranana Na.!)...

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Boy: Men Dress Up To Be Seen By Others. Girl: Laughs And Says Girls Dress Down To Be Seen By Others...

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