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Gynaecology Is The Best Profession! 1) Make A Woman N***d. 2) Feel Her B*****s. 3) Finger Her Pu$$y -and - Make Her Husband Pay For What U Did..

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What Is Extreme Limit Of Stupidity?? . . ...... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 Sitting In A Rickshaw And Fighting 4 A Window Seat!!!

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You Got Style... You Got S*x-appeal... You Got The Brains... And You Sure As H**l Got The Body.... Re: Wait!!!!!...sorry....wrong Number

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Can U Believe They Are Still Together After All The S**t That Has Happened Between Them For All These Years...who? . . . . . . . . . . . Ur Bums !!...

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Calling You Stupid Would Be An Insult To Stupid People.

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Mirror Mirror On The Wall,who's The Fairest Of Thm All? The Mirror Laughed Gave A Grunt It Is'nt You, You Ugly Ct!!!!

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A Man And A Woman Started To Have S*x In The Middle Of A Dark Forest. After 15 Minutes Of This, The Man Finally Gets Up And Says, D**n, I Wish I Had A Flashlig...

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Q: Why Do We (guys) Like It When A Girl Put A Phone In There Back Pockets A: We Get A Reason To Stare At There Asses

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Boy: Hey, Baby! Girl: Ummm...hi. Boy: My D**k Is So Big, If I Laid It On A Keyboard, It Would Go All The Way From A To Z. Girl: Is That So? (girl Logs Off) Boy:...

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Wonce Thought I Was Ugly, But Then... I Met You

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Hi, Sorry But I Am G*y ! But God Love You :)

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Those Innocent Eyes, A Great Smile The Perfect Walk, Smoothest Talk, Absolute Gorgeous, Thts Enough Bout Me... How R U ?...

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Brunette:can I Borrow �100 Blonde: Yh But U Gotta Give It Back Brunette: Okay I'll Give It Youu On Feb 31st Blonde: Okay :) Brunette: :d...

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When U Feel Lonely And Alone Cant See Any 1 Around U The World Seems To Be Fading Away Come Along With Me..... Ill Take U..........................................

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What Happens When Rajnikant Pees ? Everyone Run..............................................its A Tsunami !!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why Do U Think I Sms U ? Is It Because I Care ? Or I Miss U ? Or I Love U ? Or I Need You ? No ! It's B'coz... I Need A Person For Just Time Pass...

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Once Rajnikant's Pencil Broke While Writing Cat Exam. . Guess What?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . From Next Year...

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At A Dinner Party, Several Of The Guests Were Arguing Whether Men Or Women Were More Trustworthy. No Woman, Said One Man, Scornfully, Can Keep A Secret. I Don't...

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Kissing At Top.. Holding At Middle.. Fire At Bottom.. U Know The Answer? Cigarette. But I Like The Way U Think..!!!-)...

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Boy 2 A Girl Before Exams: Heyyyy, All The Very Best. Girl Also Told The Same, But Girl Scored 80 Marks Boy Failed ...moral: Only Boys Wish With True Heart....

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While Preparing Her Resume A Young Lady Wrote: Special Qualification: I Am Flexible Enough To Perform In All Positions.

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After 100 Years........guess Wat Will B The Years Called ...... ....a.r B.r(after Rajini Before Rajini)...

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Prince Charles Sardarji Were Having Dinner. Prince Said, Pass The Wine You Divine. Sardar Thinks How Poetic Sardar Says, ...

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Once Rajnikant Was Playing Cricket In Monsoon... Rain Stopped Due To Play...!!!

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Rajnikant Participated In F1 Race And Won.....and Every Body Was Shocked Guess Why.........his Car Was In Neutral Gear Throughout The Race

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While In A Drug Store Mr. Bean: Id Like Some Vitamins For My Grandson. Clerk: Sir, Vitamin A, B Or C? ... Mr. Bean: Any Will Do, My Grandson Doesnt Know The...

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A Girl Comes Late To Class.tchr: Why Are U Late? Girl : One Boy Was Following Me,sir. Tchr:so,what? Girl : That Boy Was Walking Very Slow.

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What Did The P3nus Say To The Condom? Cover Me Im Going In!

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You Know What A Blonde Said To Me The Other Night? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Nothing. She Never Speaks When Her Mouth Is Full :p

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Teacher 2 Sleepy Student: Who Invented Steam Engine ???? Student: What Ma'am ???? Teacher: Yes, Correst. It's James Watt. Moral: Sleeping Improves Ur Genera...

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Banta: When I Get Mad At You, You Never Fight Back. How Do You Control Ur Anger? Preeto: I Clean The Toilet. Banta: How Does That Help? Preeto: I Use Ur Toot...

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I Love Your Smile, Your Face, And Your Eyes D**n, I'm Good At Telling Lies!

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Engineering Is So Easy... Just Like, Walkin In The Park And... Park Is Like . . . . . . . . . . Jurassic Park.. :-d

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A Law Professor Asks A Student: Which Is The Most Important Law Of Finance For Starting A New Business? . . . . . . . . . . . . The Student Replies: Father-in-l...

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Sam Thought Lol Meant Lots Of Love So He Sent It In The Followin Text 2 His Girlfrnd . . 'sorry To Hear About Ur Mothers Death . . .lol :p...

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I Want To Ask You Question . . . . . . . . Will You Date Me S**y Lady??

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Every Student Gets Opportunity To Sleep In Class Hours.. But Some Miss Those Beautiful Moments.. And Those Idiots Are Known As . . . . . . . Toppers!!...

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Q: Wht Do Girls Put There Phones In There Back Pocket. A: They Want Guys To Stare At There A*s

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The Rain Makes All Things Beautiful. The Grass Flowers 2. If Rain Makes All Things Beautiful Why Doesn't It Rain On You?...

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Girl!!!!! Hey Girl!!!!! Hey My Little Girl!!!!!! Oh..... Oopssss!!! -.- You Are A Boy.......... Sorry Dude!!!

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