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A Man Got 2 Wishes From God. He Asked For The Best Wine And Best Woman. Next Moment, He Had The Best Wine And Mother Teresa Next To Him. Moral : Be Specific...

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The Greatest Gift You Can Give To Someone Is Your Time Because When U Give Someone Ur Time, You Have Given Them A Portion Of Your Life That U'll Never Get Back....

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A Guy Is Walking Past A Bus Stop And Says To A Woman Can I Smell Your Cu*t? Fu*k Off, No You Can't Smell My Cut*! The Woman Yells Back At Him, Oh He Replies, Lo...

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Three Dreams Of A Man: To Be As Handsome As His Mother Thinks. To Be As Rich As His Child Believes. To Have As Many Women As His Wife Suspects...

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What Is A Beautiful Woman??? - Subtraction Of Money, + Addition Of Problems, * Multiplication Of Enemies, / Division Of Friends......hashmi...

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Behind Every Sucessful Man There Is A Woman- Swami Vivekanand. But, Behind Every Satisfied Woman There Is A Tired Man- Swami Nityanand..

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Never Abandon Old Friends. They Are Hard To Replace. A Friendship Is Like Wine: It Gets Better As It Grows Older Just Like Us... I Get Better, U Get Older.

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Two Most Important People In A Man's Life: 1. Mother , 2.wife One Brings You Into This World Crying And The Other Ensures That You Continue To Do So....

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Man Always Needs A: Beautiful Wife, Intelligent Wife, Carin Wife, Lovin Wife, Adjustabl Wife, Co-operativ Wife. But, Unfortunately Law Allows Only- 1 Wife...!!!...

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Man 1 : My Girlfriend Told Me That I Should Be More Affectionate. Man 2 : What Did You Do Then? Man 1 : Got Two Girlfriends.

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A Woman Has The Last Word In Any Argument. Anything A Man Says After That Is The Beginning Of A New Argument.

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When A Man Talks Dirty To A Woman, It's Sexual Harassment. When A Woman Talks Dirty To A Man, It's 1.50 Per Minute

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The Two Thing A Woman Wants From A Man . . . 1 Money 2 A Lot Of Money

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Man Asked To His Wife: Where Do You Want To Go For Our Anniversary? She Said: Some Where I Have Never Been! Man Said: How About The Kitchen?

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Man Who Surrenders When He Is Wrong, Is Honest. Man Who Surrenders When Not Sure, Is Wise. Man Who Surrenders Even If He Is Right, Is A Husband!

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Hey Baby Daddy, Just Want You To Know That I Am Thinking Bout You!

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Its Raining Now Should U Look Out The Windows And Try To Count The Numbers Of Rain Drops U See Filling From The Sky Above Thats How Much I'm Missing U Now...

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What Is The Similarity Between Man Mouse ? Both Of Them Are In The Search Of Hole !

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A Woman Met A Man Walking Along The Streets Wearing Only One Shoe. Just Lost A Shoe? She Asked He Answered: Nope, Just Found One )...

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Husband: Yesterday A Girl Came In My Dream. Wah! What A Girl She Was... Wife: She Must Be Alone. Husband: How Do You Know? Wife: Her Husband Came In My Dream...

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Man To His Wife On Her Birthday. You Can Have S*x For 1 Hour The Way You Want It. Wife Jumps In Joy, Kisses Him Runs Out Saying. I'll Be Back In An Hour ...

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Man Teases His Ex-wife's New Husband: So, Dude How Was The Second-hand Stuff? New Husband: Not Bad. After The First 3 Inches, She Was Brand New.

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If A Man Is Standing In The Middle Of The Forest Speaking And There Is No Woman Around To Hear Him...is He Still Wrong?

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A Man With No Woman It Is Incomplete When A Man Has A Woman It Is Nothing Else

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True Music Lover.... A Man When He Hears A Woman Singing In The Bathroom And Puts His Ear To The Keyhole Instead Of His Eye!

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Man: Officer! There’s A Bomb In My Garden! Officer: Don’t Worry. If No One Claims It Within Three Days, You Can Keep It.

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What Is The Thinnest Book In The World? What Men Know About Women...

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A Man Was Carrying 3 Babies On Train. The Lady Sitting Next To Him Asked: Are They Your Babies? The Man Replied:no I Work In A Condom Factory And These Are The...

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_ How 2 Satisfy A Woman :cuddle,spoil, Kiss , Rub, Tease , Respect ,love _ How 2 Satisfy A Man : Blow Job

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Ice Is A Cream, Love Is A Dream But Our Friendship Is Evergreen. Don't Make Friends Before Understanding And Don't Break A Friendship After Misunderstanding.

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Boys (during The Car / Bike Ride): I Use To Notice That My Rear-view Mirror Is Not Proper Only After Passing Pretty Girls .. :(

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How Do You Know Santa Is A Man? He Comes To Your House Late, Eats Your Cookies, Empties His Sack, Calls You A Ho, N Leaves When Your Sleeping.

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Try Not To Become A Man Of Success But Rather To Become A Man Of Value...

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A Man In H**l Asked Devil : Can I Make A Call To My Wife? After Making Call He Asked How Much To Pay Devil : Nothing. H**l To H**l Is Free...

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A Blind Man Walks Into A Store With His Seeing Eye Dog. All Of A Sudden, He Picks Up The Leash And Begins Swinging The Dog Over His Head. The Manager Runs Up To...

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Man To His Wife On Her Birthday. You Can Have S*x For 1 Hour The Way You Want It. Wife Jumps In Joy, Kisses Him Runs Out Saying... I'll Be Back In An Hour :-...

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Q:who Is Stronger, Man Or Woman? A:a Woman Bcos She Lifts 2 Mountains On Her Chest While A Man Lifts 2 Stones With The Help Of A Crane....

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Wife: What Is So Interesting In Me? Husband: I Dont Know The Meaning Of Interesting!!!

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Man Ask God God Y U Make Women So Beautiful? God So That U Can Luv Her. Men But Y U Make Her So Stupid? God Says So That She Can Luv U.......

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H=- A Man Alone On An Island. Decides 2 Build A Wooden Boat.. Suddenly A Girl Cums Man Uses That Wood 2 Make A Bed.. Moral A Hole Can Change Your Goal.. Haha...

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