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Man Said To God : Why Did You Make Women So Beautiful? God Said To Man : So That You Will Love Them. Man Said To God : But Why Did You Make Them So Dumb? God S...

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An Invisible Man Marries An Invisible Woman. The Kids Were Nothing To Look At Either.

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An English Professor Wrote The Words, 'woman Without Her Man Is Nothing' On The Blackboard And Directed His Students To Punctuate It Correctly. The Men Wrote: ...

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Newtons First Law Of Love The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite To The Force Applied By The Girl While Using Her Sandals....

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Short And Funny: Marry And Make A Woman Happy Or Remain A Bachelor And Make Several Women Happy!

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H=- A Man Alone On An Island. Decides 2 Build A Wooden Boat.. Suddenly A Girl Cums Man Uses That Wood 2 Make A Bed.. Moral A Hole Can Change Your Goal.. Haha...

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Man:make A Road Al Round The World God:it's Hard Say Something Else Man:make Wife Obedient. God:will I Make Single Or Double Road!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

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Spelling Mistakes Can Be Very Surprising And End Up Being Dumped. A Man Sent This To His Wife: Having Fun Wish You Were Her! =) (her Should Be Here)...

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Question: Why Do Men Chase Women When They Have No Intention Of Marrying? Answer: For The Same Reason Dogs Chase Cars When They Have No Intention Of Driving....

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A Woman Has The Last Word In Any Argument. Anything A Man Says After That Is The Beginning Of A New Argument.

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A Man Dying As Crowd Gathers A Priest! He Gasps.old Jewish Man Says,i'm Not Priest,not Catholic.i Live Behind St. Mary's,every Night I Listen To Catholic Litany...

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A Man Dying As Crowd Gathers A Priest! He Gasps.old Jewish Man Says,i'm Not Priest,not Catholic.i Live Behind St. Mary's,every Night I Listen To Catholic Litany...

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You See A Lot Of Smart Guys With Dumb Women But You Hardly Ever See A Smart Woman With A Dumb Guy.

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A Man Was Carrying 3 Babies On Train. The Lady Sitting Next To Him Asked: Are They Your Babies? The Man Replied:no I Work In A Condom Factory And These Are The...

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True Friends Are Like Our Upper Lower Eyelids They Often Meet Bcz They Miss Each Other N When They Meet They D0nt See The World

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Woman : If U R Gonna Die Within 30 Mins What U Will Wish From Me ? Man : Ofcourse S*x ! Until U R Satisfied Woman : Okay.what U Will Do For Remaining 29 Mins ? ...

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Men-opause Men-strual Pain Men-tal Illness Guy-necologist His-terectomy Ever Noticed How Women's Problems Start With Men??...

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Man - Doctor: My Wife Thinks She Is A Piano. Doctor: Bring Her In, Let Me Speak With Her. Man: Are You Joking? She Is Too Heavy

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True Music Lover.... A Man When He Hears A Woman Singing In The Bathroom And Puts His Ear To The Keyhole Instead Of His Eye!

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Why Did The One-handed Man Cross The Road? He Wanted To Get To The Second-hand Shop!

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Q:who Is Stronger, Man Or Woman? A:a Woman Bcos She Lifts 2 Mountains On Her Chest While A Man Lifts 2 Stones With The Help Of A Crane....

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Friendship Is Vast Like Universe, Deep As Ocean, Ligh As Sky, Strong As Iron, Kind As Mother, Cute As Me, And Sweet As You!

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Man 1 : Have You A Great Weakness For Beautiful Women? Man 2 : Not Weakness But Great Strength.

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A Drunk Man Was Strugging 2 Open Door Wth Key. Friend Askd: Can I Help 2 Open? Drunk Dude,just Hold The House Straight And I'll Open Door....

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Behind Every Sucessful Man There Is A Woman- Swami Vivekanand. But, Behind Every Satisfied Woman There Is A Tired Man- Swami Nityanand..

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Ice Is A Cream, Love Is A Dream But Our Friendship Is Evergreen. Don't Make Friends Before Understanding And Don't Break A Friendship After Misunderstanding.

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If A Big Fat Man Creeps Into Your Bedroom One Night And Stuffs You Into A Bag, Then Do Not Worry 'cause I Told Santa I Wanted You For Christmas!

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Try Not To Become A Man Of Success But Rather To Become A Man Of Value...

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A Man With No Woman It Is Incomplete When A Man Has A Woman It Is Nothing Else

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Evry Gal Wants A Guy.. Who Hugs Her Whn Dey Re Watchn A Scary Movie, Who Givs Her His Jacket Evn Whn He Hmself Is Feeln Cold, Who Wil Alwayz B D 1 2 Make Her La...

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Man: Officer! There’s A Bomb In My Garden! Officer: Don’t Worry. If No One Claims It Within Three Days, You Can Keep It.

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Wife: What Is So Interesting In Me? Husband: I Dont Know The Meaning Of Interesting!!!

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Think Ur A Man? A Man Is A King! A King Is A Ruler! A Ruler Is 12 Inches! Still Think Ur A Man? :-p

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A Couple Is Lying In Bed. The Man Says, I Am Going To Make You The Happiest Woman In The World The Woman Says, I'll Miss You.

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A Man Married A Lady Traffic Police Inspector. Friend: How Was Ur First Night? Man: She Charged Rs 100 From Me For Overspeed, 200 For Wrongside Entry And Rs 5...

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Man 1 : My Girlfriend Told Me That I Should Be More Affectionate. Man 2 : What Did You Do Then? Man 1 : Got Two Girlfriends.

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Fact: 79,000,000 People Are Engaged In S*x Right Now. Fact: 58,000,000 Are Kissing. Fact: 37,000,000 Are Relaxing After Having S*x. Fact: 1 Old Timer Is ...

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I'm A Lonely Man Singing My Life Solo....and In Search Of A Beauty To Make It A Duet....and I Think The Search Just Ended With U

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No Man Or Woman Is Worth Your Tears, And The One Who Is, Won't Make You Cry.

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Which Part Of A Man Has No Bone But Has Muscles, Has Lots Of Veins And Is Responsible For Making Love??? .. .. .. .. .. .. Heart...

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