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Man: So, What's Your Sign? Woman: No Entry

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Man Offers A Drink 2 A Woman... Woman-no Thanks...whisky Is Bad 4 My Legs.. Man- Legs? That's Strange Do They Pain Or They Swell.?? Woman- No No ..they Spread...

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No Man Or Woman Is Worth Your Tears, And The One Who Is, Won't Make You Cry.

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An English Professor Wrote The Words, 'woman Without Her Man Is Nothing' On The Blackboard And Directed His Students To Punctuate It Correctly. The Men Wrote: ...

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Q:who Is Stronger, Man Or Woman? A:a Woman Bcos She Lifts 2 Mountains On Her Chest While A Man Lifts 2 Stones With The Help Of A Crane.

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A Drunk Man Points Towards Sky And Asks Another Drunk: Is It Sun Or Moon? Second Drunk: I Can't Say What It Is, Because I Am Also New In The Town.

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Man, If U Can't Commited Anything With A Woman, Plz Don't Bring Her To Your Bed..coz U May Harm A Innocent Woman For Her Entire Life. Woman, If U Easily Go On ...

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How Do You Know Santa Is A Man? He Comes To Your House Late, Eats Your Cookies, Empties His Sack, Calls You A Ho, N Leaves When Your Sleeping.

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Man 1 : Have You A Great Weakness For Beautiful Women? Man 2 : Not Weakness But Great Strength.

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A Drunk Man Was Strugging 2 Open Door Wth Key. Friend Askd: Can I Help 2 Open? Drunk Dude,just Hold The House Straight And I'll Open Door....

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There Was A Discount On Men At The Store Today. I Looked Around But Couldn't Fine One Quite Like You.

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Which Part Of A Man Has No Bone But Has Muscles, Has Lots Of Veins And Is Responsible For Making Love??? .. .. .. .. .. .. Heart...

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Three Dreams Of A Man: To Be As Handsome As His Mother Thinks. To Be As Rich As His Child Believes. To Have As Many Women As His Wife Suspects...

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A Guy Is Walking Past A Bus Stop And Says To A Woman Can I Smell Your Cu*t? Fu*k Off, No You Can't Smell My Cut*! The Woman Yells Back At Him, Oh He Replies, Lo...

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Have U Heard About The Man Who Threw His Wife Into A Pond Of Crocodiles? He's Now Being Harassed By The Animal Rights For Being Cruel To The Crocodiles.

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Man: God, Why U Make Woman So Beautiful? God: So U Would Love Her. Man: But God, Why U Make Her So Dumb? God: So She Would Love U!

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Noise Abatement Flight 123,control Tower Advisd,turn Right 45 Degrees For Noise Abatement.pilot Responded,we're At 35,000 Feet. How Much Noise Can We Make Up ...

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The Greatest Gift You Can Give To Someone Is Your Time Because When U Give Someone Ur Time, You Have Given Them A Portion Of Your Life That U'll Never Get Back....

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Wife: What Is So Interesting In Me? Husband: I Dont Know The Meaning Of Interesting!!!

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Two Most Important People In A Man's Life: 1. Mother , 2.wife One Brings You Into This World Crying And The Other Ensures That You Continue To Do So....

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You See A Lot Of Smart Guys With Dumb Women But You Hardly Ever See A Smart Woman With A Dumb Guy.

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Excuse Me. I'm From The Fbi, The Fine Body Investigators, And I'm Going To Have To Ask You To Assume The Position.

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A Foolish Man Tells A Woman To Stop Talking, But A Wise Man Tells Her That She Looks Extremely Beautiful When Her Lips Are Closed.

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A Man Was Carrying 3 Babies On Train. The Lady Sitting Next To Him Asked: Are They Your Babies? The Man Replied:no I Work In A Condom Factory And These Are The...

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*any Man Can Love A Million Girls One Way, But Only A Real Man Can Love One Girl A Million Ways*

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What Is The Similarity Between Man Mouse ? Both Of Them Are In The Search Of Hole !

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Woman : If U R Gonna Die Within 30 Mins What U Will Wish From Me ? Man : Ofcourse S*x ! Until U R Satisfied Woman : Okay.what U Will Do For Remaining 29 Mins ? ...

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Man Gives Blood To Save His Girlfriends Life. Later On They Split Up And Man Wants Blood Back. She Throws A Used Tampon At Him And Says: Pay You Monthly, You B*...

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A Man Usually Feels Better After A Few Winks, Especially If She Winks Back.

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A Man's Life Is Truly Difficult..... At Birth He Struggles To Get Out Of The Va*gina And Then Spends The Rest Of His Life Trying To Get In........

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A Girl Can Wait For The Right Man To Come Along, But In The Meantime That Still Doesn't Mean She Can't Have A Wonderful Time With All The Wrong Ones.

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Hearts Could Only Love For A While, Feet Could Only Walk For A Mile, Clothes Won't Forever Be In Style But Having U As My Friend Is Forever Worthwhile.

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Question: Why Do Men Chase Women When They Have No Intention Of Marrying? Answer: For The Same Reason Dogs Chase Cars When They Have No Intention Of Driving....

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If A Man Is Standing In The Middle Of The Forest Speaking And There Is No Woman Around To Hear Him...is He Still Wrong?

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A Man Was Running Home N Yelled At His Wife, Hey, Start Packing Now! I've Striked The California Lottery! Wife Was Really Happy, So Should I Pack For The Hot O...

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Men-opause Men-strual Pain Men-tal Illness Guy-necologist His-terectomy Ever Noticed How Womens Problems Start With Men??

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I Hope You Know Cpr, 'cause You Take My Breath Away

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Man Asked To His Wife: Where Do You Want To Go For Our Anniversary? She Said: Some Where I Have Never Been! Man Said: How About The Kitchen?

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Man Ask God God Y U Make Women So Beautiful? God So That U Can Luv Her. Men But Y U Make Her So Stupid? God Says So That She Can Luv U.......

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Husband: Yesterday A Girl Came In My Dream. Wah! What A Girl She Was... Wife: She Must Be Alone. Husband: How Do You Know? Wife: Her Husband Came In My Dream...

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