Marriage Messages

Some People Ask The Secret Of Our Long Marriage. We Take Time To Go To A Restaurant Two Times A Week. A Little Candlelight, Dinner, Soft Music And Dancing.she G...

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True Relatives Always Stand Behind U During Bad Times. .... Check Ur Marriage Album. All Your Relatives Were Standing Behind U. :p...

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Hey Get Ready,my Marriage Is Fixed Its On 1st Of April. Surprised? Stupid,1st April Is April Fool,& U R D 1st Person Whom I Fooled....

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He: Yes. At Last. It Was So Hard To Wait. She: Do You Want Me To Leave? He: No! Don’t Even Think About It. She: Do You Love Me? He: Of Course! She: Have You E...

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Now I Always Watch Mywedding Video In Reverseandi Love The End When Shetakes The Ring Off,goes Out,jumps In The Car And Headsback To Her Fathershome.......

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Banta: Have You Noticed That Most Heroes Are Married Man?santa: Every Married Man Is A Hero.

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Man: Is There Any Way 4 Long Life? Dr: Get Married. Man: Will It Help? Dr: No, But The Thought Of A Long Life Will Never Come To U Again!

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A Girl Boy Were Sitting Alone, The Boy Started Touching The Girl, Girl : Dont Touch Me, All This Only After Marriage. Boy : Ok Call Me When U R Maried....

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Best Way To Propose2 A Girl. Take Her To Sea, Say Her To Sit In A Boat. Then Take The Boat In The Middle Of Sea. Then Say Marry Me Or Leave My Boat....

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True Relatives Always Stand Behind U During Bad Times.check Ur Marriage Album. All Your Relatives Were Standing Behind U!

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Q: If Marriages Are Made In Heaven, Than What Are Made In Hell?answer: The Days After Marriage!

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Kid: Momy Why Dose The Girl Wears White Dress On Her Wedding? Mom: Because White Is The Color Of Happiness, And This Day Is The Happiest Day Of Her Life.. Kid...

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Love-a Set Of Heart Attraction-a Set Of Style Marriege-a Set Of Life But Frendship-a Set Of You.....

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Girl Before Marriage Looks Like Brbie Doll, After Marriage Beautiful Doll, After One Year Nice Doll, After Two Years Only Doll, After Three Years Pandol...

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Question: If Marriages Are Made In Heaven, What Is Made In H**l? Answer: The Life After Marriage... :

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He Darling,if You Marry Me , I Ll Satisfy Your Smallest Wishes. She And What About Big Wishes.. Ha Ha Ha

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Telling A Lie Is Fault 4 A Little Boy An Art 4 A Lover An Accomplishment 4 A Bachelor And A Matter Of Survival 4 A Married Man...

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Who Is Lucky Lover In Dis World? A Person Loves A Girl Without Proposing Her, But Finally He Gets Same Girl As His Wife In Arranged Marriage. !

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Meaning Of Marriage For A Woman: Sacrificing Admiration Of Many Men For The Criticism Of One Man!

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At Al Mariage Functns,old Peopl Usd 2 Pul My Cheekssay U R Next.nw Dey Hv Stopd It.. Bcoz.. I Startd Doing D Same Thng At Funerals... :-):-p...

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Different Phases Of A Man: After Engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 Years: Watchman After 20 Years: Doberman

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Are You Free For The Rest Of Your Life?

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Pati: Film Vich Raat Ek Chudel Kade Mere, Te Kade Mere Pichhe! Patni: Kehdi Film Si? Pati: Apne Vyah Di Movie Si!

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Marriage Is Like Going To A Restaurant Your Choice From The Menu, And Then Look At Neighbourin Table N Wish You”d Ordered That…..

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An Invisible Man Marries An Invisible Woman. The Kids Were Nothing To Look At Either.

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The Most Effective Way 2 Remember Ur Wife’s Birthday Is 2 Forget It Once.

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2 Lovers R Sitting In A Park, Boy Was Trying 2 Touch D Girl Girl: No, No, All Dis Z Only Aftr Marage Boy: Ok, Then Call Me Aftr Ur Mrage

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Every Man Needs A Beautiful Wife, Intelligent Wife, Caring Wife, Loving Wife, S**y Wife, Adjusting Cooperative Wife, But Its Sad That Law Allows Only One Wife....

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There Is Only One Perfect Child In The World And Every Mother Has It. There Is Only One Perfect Wife In The World And Every Neighbour Has It.

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Biwi-dear Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?pati-me Tumse Itna Pyar Karta Huki Tumhara Jutha Zaher Bhi Pee Sakta Huagar Yakin Na Ho To Aazma Lo...

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Lawyer: “what Was The First Thing Your Husband Said To You When He Woke That Morning?” Witness: “he Said, ‘where Am I, Cathy?’”lawyer: “and Why Di...

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Grooms, Once You Marry, Please Remember That When You Have A Discussion With Your Future Wife, Always Try To Get The Last Two Words In: “yes Dear”...

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My Wife And I Took Out Life Insurance Policies On Each Other -- So Now It's Just A Waiting Game.

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Daughtr's Letter Aftr Marriage Fine Here Mom, Husband F*cking Me All The Time-while Bathing, Cooking, Washing,ironing Clothes Sorry 4 D Shaky Handwriting....

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Marriage Is Like A Public Toilet Those Waiting Outside Are Desperate To Get In Those Inside Are Desperate To Come Out..

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Why Government Do Not Allow A Man To Marry 2 Women.because Per Constitution, You Can Not Be Punished Twice For The Same Mistake....

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Bfre Marage B:i Hv Bin Watng 4 Dis Day G:do U Wnt Me 2 Leave?? B:no Dnt Evn Thnk Abt It!! G:do U Lve Me?? B:of Course I Do! G:if U Ever Cheat Me??? B:...

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Banta Owned A Factory. He Issued Orders That Only Married Men Would Be Employed. Friend Asks: Why This ?bant Reply: Because Married Men Are More Obedient....

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Height Of Courage:- A Senior Student While Ragging A Junior........ I Will Kiss Ur Wife On Ur Wedding Junior Answers:- Thats Ok Sir....... But I Will Marry ...

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Finally That Day Has Come Would U Like To Leave U? Dont Think It Do U Love Me Really? And More Did U Deceive Me With Another Girl? Never Will U Kiss Me ? Of Cou...

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