Marriage Messages

Patni-shadi K Pehle Aap Roz Gift Dete The,par Ab Nahi Dete, Kyu?golu-kabhi Tumne Machware Ko Machli Pakdne K Baad Use Dana Dalte Dekha Hai.

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True Relatives Always Stand Behind U During Bad Times.check Ur Marriage Album. All Your Relatives Were Standing Behind U!

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Marriage Is Like Going To A Restaurant Your Choice From The Menu, And Then Look At Neighbourin Table N Wish You”d Ordered That…..

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First Marriage Is The Triumph Of Imagination Over Intelligence.second Marriage Is The Triumph Of Hope Over Experience

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Girl To Her Boy Friend:darling, Do You Know Handsome N Smart Boys Always Get Stupid Girl Friends.boy: Thanks For The Compliment, Darling

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Grooms, Once You Marry, Please Remember That When You Have A Discussion With Your Future Wife, Always Try To Get The Last Two Words In: “yes Dear”...

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Love Is Grand, Divorce Is A Hundred Grand.

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Are You Free For The Rest Of Your Life?

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Short And Funny: Marry And Make A Woman Happy Or Remain A Bachelor And Make Several Women Happy!

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Why Government Do Not Allow A Man To Marry 2 Women.because Per Constitution, You Can Not Be Punished Twice For The Same Mistake....

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Things In Boy's Room B4 Marriage . Perfume,love Letter,gifts ,laptops,cards,n97 .. After Marriage - Pain Killers,loan Papers, Unpaid Bills, Nokia 1100......

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What’s The Similarity Between Sun And Wife?...yehi K Dono Ki Taraf Ankh Utha K Nahi Dekh Sakte

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Compromising Does Not Mean You Are Wrong And Your Wifeis Right,it Only Means That The Safety Of Your Headis Much More Than Your Ego !

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It's Risky In A Marriage For A Man To Come Home Too Late, But It Can Sometimes Pose An Even Greater Risk If He Comes Home Too Early.

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Now I Always Watch Mywedding Video In Reverseandi Love The End When Shetakes The Ring Off,goes Out,jumps In The Car And Headsback To Her Fathershome.......

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Marriages Are Made In Heaven Then What Are Made In H**l? Ans : The Days After Marriage

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Some Are Married By The Church, Others By Idiots.

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Dr-apke 3 Daant Kese Tut Gye.golu:-bv Ne Kadak Halwa Banaya Tha,wo Khayadr:-to Halwa Khane Se Mana Kar Detegolu- Fir To 32 Ke 32 Tut Jate...

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Height Of Courage:- A Senior Student While Ragging A Junior........ I Will Kiss Ur Wife On Ur Wedding Junior Answers:- Thats Ok Sir....... But I Will Marry ...

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One Day A Man Inserted An ‘advertisement’ In The Local Classifieds: “wife Wanted”.next Day He Received A Hundred Letters. They All Said The Same Thing: ...

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The Equation Of Marriage:7 Glance = 1 Smile7 Smile = 1 Meeting7 Meeting = 1 Kiss7 Kisses = 1 Proposal7 Proposal = 1 Marriage –and That 1 Marriage Has 77777+ P...

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Arrange Marriage Is Like' While Ur Walking Un-fortunately A Snake Bit's U!.... And Love Marriage Is Like Going 2 A Snake And Saying Bite-me,bite-me,bite-me.....

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Who Is Lucky Lover In Dis World? A Person Loves A Girl Without Proposing Her, But Finally He Gets Same Girl As His Wife In Arranged Marriage. !

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Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne Hello Kiya, Wife- Koun Thi Wo? Hus-tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Pucheg...

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Marriage Is Like A Public Toilet Those Waiting Outside Are Desperate To Get In Those Inside Are Desperate To Come Out..

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Meaning Of Marriage For A Woman –sacrificing Admiration Of Many Men For The Criticism Of One Man!

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Banta: Have You Noticed That Most Heroes Are Married Man?santa: Every Married Man Is A Hero.

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Daughtr's Letter Aftr Marriage Fine Here Mom, Husband F*cking Me All The Time-while Bathing, Cooking, Washing,ironing Clothes Sorry 4 D Shaky Handwriting....

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A Girl Boy Were Sitting Alone, The Boy Started Touching The Girl, Girl : Dont Touch Me, All This Only After Marriage. Boy : Ok Call Me When U R Maried....

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Man Before Marriage Is Like Airtel…. “aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”after Marriage He’s Like Hutch… “whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”

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Prospective Husband: Do You Have A Book Called 'man, The Master Of Women'? Salesgirl: The Fiction Department Is On The Other Side, Sir.

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Once A Beautiful Woman Was Asked To Describe Marriage.. She Said: Sacrificing The Admiration Of Many Men For The Criticism Of One Man..!!!...

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Biwi Essay-biwi Ek Faltu Musibat Haijo Rasoyi Me Paayi Jati Haiiska Poshtik Aahar Pati Ka Bheja Haiye Pani Se Zyada Pati Ka Khoon Piti Hai.

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Love-a Set Of Heart Attraction-a Set Of Style Marriege-a Set Of Life But Frendship-a Set Of You.....

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2 Lovers R Sitting In A Park, Boy Was Trying 2 Touch D Girl Girl: No, No, All Dis Z Only Aftr Marage Boy: Ok, Then Call Me Aftr Ur Mrage

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Bfre Marage B:i Hv Bin Watng 4 Dis Day G:do U Wnt Me 2 Leave?? B:no Dnt Evn Thnk Abt It!! G:do U Lve Me?? B:of Course I Do! G:if U Ever Cheat Me??? B:...

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Every Man Wants A Wife Who Is Beautiful, Understanding, Economical, And A Good Cook. But The Law Allows Only One Wife.

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Q: During Marriage Ceremony Why Is The Bridegroom Made To Sit On The Horse?a: He Is Given His Last Chance To Run Away…!!

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Most Successful Happy Married Life Is Defined As. . . . . “yet To Be Seen”

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Finally That Day Has Come Would U Like To Leave U? Dont Think It Do U Love Me Really? And More Did U Deceive Me With Another Girl? Never Will U Kiss Me ? Of Cou...

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