Marriage Messages

Man: Is There Any Way 4 Long Life? Dr: Get Married. Man: Will It Help? Dr: No, But The Thought Of A Long Life Will Never Come To U Again!

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What Is Marriage? Ans: 1 Year:-alpenlibe-ji Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye. 2 Year:- Kinetic-sab Ki Hawa Nikal De. 3 Year:-chlormint- Dobara Mat Puchna….....

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Once A Beautiful Woman Was Asked To Describe Marriage.. She Said: Sacrificing The Admiration Of Many Men For The Criticism Of One Man..!!!...

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Are You Free For The Rest Of Your Life?

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A Good Marriage Would Be Between A Blind Wife And A Deaf Husband. Michel De Montaigne

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What A Married Man Says After Years Of Marriage:- My Marriage Is Made Of Trust & Understanding, She Doesn’t Trust Me & I Dont Understand Her.

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A Girl Boy Were Sitting Alone, The Boy Started Touching The Girl, Girl : Dont Touch Me, All This Only After Marriage. Boy : Ok Call Me When U R Maried....

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Some People Ask The Secret Of Our Long Marriage. We Take Time To Go To A Restaurant Two Times A Week. A Little Candlelight, Dinner, Soft Music And Dancing.she G...

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Most Successful Happy Married Life Is Defined As. . . . . “yet To Be Seen”

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Arrange Marriage Is Like' While Ur Walking Un-fortunately A Snake Bit's U!.... And Love Marriage Is Like Going 2 A Snake And Saying Bite-me,bite-me,bite-me.....

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Marriages Are Made In Heaven Then What Are Made In H**l? Ans : The Days After Marriage

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Grooms, Once You Marry, Please Remember That When You Have A Discussion With Your Future Wife, Always Try To Get The Last Two Words In: “yes Dear”...

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Patni-shadi K Pehle Aap Roz Gift Dete The,par Ab Nahi Dete, Kyu?golu-kabhi Tumne Machware Ko Machli Pakdne K Baad Use Dana Dalte Dekha Hai.

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The Equation Of Marriage:7 Glance = 1 Smile7 Smile = 1 Meeting7 Meeting = 1 Kiss7 Kisses = 1 Proposal7 Proposal = 1 Marriage –and That 1 Marriage Has 77777+ P...

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There Is Only One Perfect Child In The World And Every Mother Has It. There Is Only One Perfect Wife In The World And Every Neighbour Has It.

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One Good Way To Reduce Alcohol Consumption : Before Marriage - Drink Whenever You Are Sad, After Marriage - Drink Whenever You Are Happy....

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Arrange Marriage Is While U R Walking Unfortunately A Snake Bites U But Love Marriage Is Going Near The Snake & Saying, Kadi... Kadi... Kadi..:);)...

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Question: If Marriages Are Made In Heaven, What Is Made In H**l? Answer: The Life After Marriage... :

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Meaning Of Marriage For A Woman –sacrificing Admiration Of Many Men For The Criticism Of One Man!

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My Wife And I Took Out Life Insurance Policies On Each Other -- So Now It's Just A Waiting Game.

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Why Do We All Marry? Because Romance Is Not The Only Element Of Life. We Should Also Know Horror, Terror, Suspense, Irony, Stupidity & Tragedy Of Life....

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Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega Saat Pheron Ke Saath Koi Tumse Bandh Jayega. Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Kisi Se Affair Kar Lo Kya Pata Kal Kaun Sa Model Tumhe Saunpa Jay...

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Laloo's Son: Dad, How Much Does It Cost To Get Married. Funny Laloo: I Never Calculated, I Am Still Paying For It.

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Husband Sits For 5 Hours Looking At His Marriage Certificate, Wife Asks What Are You Doing?... Husband Replies I'm Looking For The F**king Expiry Date!...

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Different Phases Of A Man: After Engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 Years: Watchman After 20 Years: Doberman

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My Wife Came Home The Other Night And Told Me To Take Off Her Blouse. Then She Told Me To Take Off Her Skirt. Then She Told Me Never To Wear Her Clothes Again....

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Compromising Does Not Mean You Are Wrong And Your Wifeis Right,it Only Means That The Safety Of Your Headis Much More Than Your Ego !

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A Little Kid Asks His Dad, “daddy, How Much Does It Cost To Get Married?”“no Idea,” Replied The Father, “i’m Still Paying For It…”...

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Biwi Essay-biwi Ek Faltu Musibat Haijo Rasoyi Me Paayi Jati Haiiska Poshtik Aahar Pati Ka Bheja Haiye Pani Se Zyada Pati Ka Khoon Piti Hai.

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Short And Funny: Marry And Make A Woman Happy Or Remain A Bachelor And Make Several Women Happy!

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Best Way To Propose2 A Girl. Take Her To Sea, Say Her To Sit In A Boat. Then Take The Boat In The Middle Of Sea. Then Say Marry Me Or Leave My Boat....

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Man 1:- I Do Not Want To Marry Becoz I Am Afraid Of All Women.. Man 2:- Get Married Soon, Then U Will Be Afraid Of Only One Woman Start Loving Other Women....

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Pati: Film Vich Raat Ek Chudel Kade Mere, Te Kade Mere Pichhe! Patni: Kehdi Film Si? Pati: Apne Vyah Di Movie Si!

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A Man Who Surrenders When He's Wrong, Is Honest. A Man Who Surrenders When He's Not Sure, Is Wise. A Man Who Surrenders When He's Right, Is A Husband

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Introduction Is Possible Anytime Luv Is Possible Sometime Marriage Is Possible Onetime But Nice Friend Like U Is Possible After A Long Time....

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One Day A Man Inserted An ‘advertisement’ In The Local Classifieds: “wife Wanted”.next Day He Received A Hundred Letters. They All Said The Same Thing: ...

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Who Is Lucky Lover In Dis World? A Person Loves A Girl Without Proposing Her, But Finally He Gets Same Girl As His Wife In Arranged Marriage. !

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He Darling,if You Marry Me , I Ll Satisfy Your Smallest Wishes. She And What About Big Wishes.. Ha Ha Ha

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75yrz Old Man Got Married With A Girl Of 15 Yrz Old. At Marriage Nite They Both R Crying Cuz Girl Dont Know Anything And An Old Man Hav 4gotten Evrythng.

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True Relatives Always Stand Behind U During Bad Times. .... Check Ur Marriage Album. All Your Relatives Were Standing Behind U. :p...

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