Marriage Messages

Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne Hello Kiya, Wife- Koun Thi Wo? Hus-tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Pucheg...

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Some Are Married By The Church, Others By Idiots.

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Marriage: It's An Agreement In Which A Man Loses His Bachelor Degree And A Woman Gains Her Master ...

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A Good Marriage Would Be Between A Blind Wife And A Deaf Husband. Michel De Montaigne

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There Is Only One Perfect Child In The World And Every Mother Has It. There Is Only One Perfect Wife In The World And Every Neighbour Has It.

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Ramu: Shaadi Ko Paribhashit Karo?bholu: Shaadi Kapdon Ko Muft Me Dhone Ka Ek Behad Kharchila Tarika Hai

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Biwi Essay-biwi Ek Faltu Musibat Haijo Rasoyi Me Paayi Jati Haiiska Poshtik Aahar Pati Ka Bheja Haiye Pani Se Zyada Pati Ka Khoon Piti Hai.

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Different Phases Of A Man: After Engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 Years: Watchman After 20 Years: Doberman

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Why Do Couples Hold Hands During Their Wedding Day?.?.?.? .... It Is Just A Formality, Like Two Boxers Shaking Hands B4 The Fight Begins !...

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Love Is Grand, Divorce Is A Hundred Grand.

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Man: Is There Any Way 4 Long Life? Dr: Get Married. Man: Will It Help? Dr: No, But The Thought Of A Long Life Will Never Come To U Again!

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Banta: Have You Noticed That Most Heroes Are Married Man?santa: Every Married Man Is A Hero.

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He Darling,if You Marry Me , I Ll Satisfy Your Smallest Wishes. She And What About Big Wishes.. Ha Ha Ha

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There Was This Guy Who Told His Woman That He Loved Her So Much That He Would Go Thruogh H**l For Her. They Got Married And Now He Is Going Thru H**l.

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Girl To Her Boy Friend:darling, Do You Know Handsome N Smart Boys Always Get Stupid Girl Friends.boy: Thanks For The Compliment, Darling

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It's Risky In A Marriage For A Man To Come Home Too Late, But It Can Sometimes Pose An Even Greater Risk If He Comes Home Too Early.

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Height Of Courage:- A Senior Student While Ragging A Junior........ I Will Kiss Ur Wife On Ur Wedding Junior Answers:- Thats Ok Sir....... But I Will Marry ...

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Shadi K Sukh :-1.subah Garam Pani Milega(bertan Dhone K Liye)2.bachche Milenge(gadha Banane K Liye)3.biwi Apse Pyar Se Bolegi(rashan K Liye)

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My Wife And I Took Out Life Insurance Policies On Each Other -- So Now It's Just A Waiting Game.

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Height Of Bad Luck A Boy 'n Girl Met Last Time For Their Break Up. Girl's Father Caught Them... Now They Are Married Couple..!! :)

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First Marriage Is The Triumph Of Imagination Over Intelligence.second Marriage Is The Triumph Of Hope Over Experience

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Man :is There Any Way For Long Life? Doctor : Get Married.man : Will It Help? Doctor : No, But The Thought Of Long Life Will Never Come....

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He: Yes. At Last. It Was So Hard To Wait. She: Do You Want Me To Leave? He: No! Don’t Even Think About It. She: Do You Love Me? He: Of Course! She: Have You E...

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Meaning Of Marriage For A Woman –sacrificing Admiration Of Many Men For The Criticism Of One Man!

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Marriages Are Made In Heaven Then What Are Made In H**l? Ans : The Days After Marriage

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Q: If Marriages Are Made In Heaven, Than What Are Made In Hell?answer: The Days After Marriage!

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Girl Before Marriage Looks Like Brbie Doll, After Marriage Beautiful Doll, After One Year Nice Doll, After Two Years Only Doll, After Three Years Pandol...

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At Al Mariage Functns,old Peopl Usd 2 Pul My Cheekssay U R Next.nw Dey Hv Stopd It.. Bcoz.. I Startd Doing D Same Thng At Funerals... :-):-p...

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Man 1:- I Do Not Want To Marry Becoz I Am Afraid Of All Women.. Man 2:- Get Married Soon, Then U Will Be Afraid Of Only One Woman Start Loving Other Women....

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Meaning Of Marriage For A Woman: Sacrificing Admiration Of Many Men For The Criticism Of One Man!

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Arrange Marriage Is While U R Walking Unfortunately A Snake Bites U But Love Marriage Is Going Near The Snake & Saying, Kadi... Kadi... Kadi..:);)...

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Why Government Do Not Allow A Man To Marry 2 Women.because Per Constitution, You Can Not Be Punished Twice For The Same Mistake....

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Arrange Marriage Is Like' While Ur Walking Un-fortunately A Snake Bit's U!.... And Love Marriage Is Like Going 2 A Snake And Saying Bite-me,bite-me,bite-me.....

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Banta Owned A Factory. He Issued Orders That Only Married Men Would Be Employed. Friend Asks: Why This ?bant Reply: Because Married Men Are More Obedient....

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Kid: Momy Why Dose The Girl Wears White Dress On Her Wedding? Mom: Because White Is The Color Of Happiness, And This Day Is The Happiest Day Of Her Life.. Kid...

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On The 1st Night Of Their Marriage, The Groom Told The Bride, Darling Love Is Blind. Yes Dear Replied The Bride, But The Neighbors Are Not, So Please Close The ...

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Lawyer: “what Was The First Thing Your Husband Said To You When He Woke That Morning?” Witness: “he Said, ‘where Am I, Cathy?’”lawyer: “and Why Di...

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Are You Free For The Rest Of Your Life?

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Once A Beautiful Woman Was Asked To Describe Marriage.. She Said: Sacrificing The Admiration Of Many Men For The Criticism Of One Man..!!!...

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The Equation Of Marriage:7 Glance = 1 Smile7 Smile = 1 Meeting7 Meeting = 1 Kiss7 Kisses = 1 Proposal7 Proposal = 1 Marriage –and That 1 Marriage Has 77777+ P...

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