Marriage Messages

Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne Hello Kiya, Wife- Koun Thi Wo? Hus-tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Pucheg...

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He Darling,if You Marry Me , I Ll Satisfy Your Smallest Wishes. She And What About Big Wishes.. Ha Ha Ha

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Most Successful Happy Married Life Is Defined As. . . . . “yet To Be Seen”

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Man :is There Any Way For Long Life? Doctor : Get Married.man : Will It Help? Doctor : No, But The Thought Of Long Life Will Never Come....

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Marriage Is Like Going To A Restaurant Your Choice From The Menu, And Then Look At Neighbourin Table N Wish You”d Ordered That…..

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What Is Marriage? Ans: 1 Year:-alpenlibe-ji Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye. 2 Year:- Kinetic-sab Ki Hawa Nikal De. 3 Year:-chlormint- Dobara Mat Puchna….....

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Why Dogs Don't Marry? A: Because They Are Already Leading A Dog's Life!

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Question: If Marriages Are Made In Heaven, What Is Made In H**l? Answer: The Life After Marriage... :

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Hey Get Ready,my Marriage Is Fixed Its On 1st Of April. Surprised? Stupid,1st April Is April Fool,& U R D 1st Person Whom I Fooled....

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Lawyer: “what Was The First Thing Your Husband Said To You When He Woke That Morning?” Witness: “he Said, ‘where Am I, Cathy?’”lawyer: “and Why Di...

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Love Is Grand, Divorce Is A Hundred Grand.

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Every Man Wants A Wife Who Is Beautiful, Understanding, Economical, And A Good Cook. But The Law Allows Only One Wife.

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One Good Way To Reduce Alcohol Consumption : Before Marriage - Drink Whenever You Are Sad, After Marriage - Drink Whenever You Are Happy....

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There Is Only One Perfect Child In The World And Every Mother Has It. There Is Only One Perfect Wife In The World And Every Neighbour Has It.

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Before Marriage- Roses Are Red,sky Is Blue,u R Beautiful,i Luv Uaftr Marriage: Roses R Dead,i Have Flu,dont Get On My Head, Side Ho Tu.

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Things In Boy's Room B4 Marriage . Perfume,love Letter,gifts ,laptops,cards,n97 .. After Marriage - Pain Killers,loan Papers, Unpaid Bills, Nokia 1100......

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Patni-shadi K Pehle Aap Roz Gift Dete The,par Ab Nahi Dete, Kyu?golu-kabhi Tumne Machware Ko Machli Pakdne K Baad Use Dana Dalte Dekha Hai.

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Shadi K Sukh :-1.subah Garam Pani Milega(bertan Dhone K Liye)2.bachche Milenge(gadha Banane K Liye)3.biwi Apse Pyar Se Bolegi(rashan K Liye)

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Man Receives Telegram: Wife Dead-should Be Buried Or Cremated? Man: Don't Take Any Chances. Burn The Body And Bury The Ash.

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Why Government Do Not Allow A Man To Marry 2 Women.because Per Constitution, You Can Not Be Punished Twice For The Same Mistake....

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Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega Saat Pheron Ke Saath Koi Tumse Bandh Jayega. Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Kisi Se Affair Kar Lo Kya Pata Kal Kaun Sa Model Tumhe Saunpa Jay...

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Husband Sits For 5 Hours Looking At His Marriage Certificate, Wife Asks What Are You Doing?... Husband Replies I'm Looking For The F**king Expiry Date!...

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On The 1st Night Of Their Marriage, The Groom Told The Bride, Darling Love Is Blind. Yes Dear Replied The Bride, But The Neighbors Are Not, So Please Close The ...

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Man 1:- I Do Not Want To Marry Becoz I Am Afraid Of All Women.. Man 2:- Get Married Soon, Then U Will Be Afraid Of Only One Woman Start Loving Other Women....

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The Equation Of Marriage:7 Glance = 1 Smile7 Smile = 1 Meeting7 Meeting = 1 Kiss7 Kisses = 1 Proposal7 Proposal = 1 Marriage –and That 1 Marriage Has 77777+ P...

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True Relatives Always Stand Behind U During Bad Times. .... Check Ur Marriage Album. All Your Relatives Were Standing Behind U. :p...

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It’s Funny When People Discuss Love Marriage Vs Arranged.it’s Like Asking Someone, If Suicide Is Better Or Being Murdered

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Some Are Married By The Church, Others By Idiots.

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Best Way To Propose2 A Girl. Take Her To Sea, Say Her To Sit In A Boat. Then Take The Boat In The Middle Of Sea. Then Say Marry Me Or Leave My Boat....

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Before We Got Married, My Wife Was My Secretary, Now She's My Treasurer.

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I M Getting Married Next Month.... Its Small Party And Only Few People Will Be Invited...... Dont Bring Any Gift.... .just Bring Someone Who Ll Marry Me....

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Meaning Of Marriage For A Woman: Sacrificing Admiration Of Many Men For The Criticism Of One Man!

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Marriage Is Like A Public Toilet Those Waiting Outside Are Desperate To Get In Those Inside Are Desperate To Come Out..

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A Man Married A Lady Traffic Police Inspector. Friend: How Was Your First Night? Man: She Charged Rs. 100 From Me For Over Speeding, Rs. 200 For Wrong Side Entr...

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Jhagde K Baad..patni- Aaj Ke Bad Mai Tumse Baat Nahi Karungipati- Kya, Tum Gungi Hone Wali Hopatni- Nahi, Tumhe Behra Karne Wali Hu...

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A Little Kid Asks His Dad, “daddy, How Much Does It Cost To Get Married?”“no Idea,” Replied The Father, “i’m Still Paying For It…”...

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Don't Marry The Person You Want To Live With... Marry The One You Cannnot Live Without... But Whatever You Do, You Will Regret It Later..

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Dr-apke 3 Daant Kese Tut Gye.golu:-bv Ne Kadak Halwa Banaya Tha,wo Khayadr:-to Halwa Khane Se Mana Kar Detegolu- Fir To 32 Ke 32 Tut Jate...

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Daughtr's Letter Aftr Marriage Fine Here Mom, Husband F*cking Me All The Time-while Bathing, Cooking, Washing,ironing Clothes Sorry 4 D Shaky Handwriting....

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A Good Marriage Would Be Between A Blind Wife And A Deaf Husband. Michel De Montaigne

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