Marriage Messages

Arrange Marriage Is Like' While Ur Walking Un-fortunately A Snake Bit's U!.... And Love Marriage Is Like Going 2 A Snake And Saying Bite-me,bite-me,bite-me.....

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Some Are Married By The Church, Others By Idiots.

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Q: If Marriages Are Made In Heaven, Than What Are Made In Hell?answer: The Days After Marriage!

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Todays Life: Love Marriage Means 2 Marry Your Own Gf/bf Arranged Marriage Means 2 Marry Others Bf/gf Decide On Yours :-)

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One Good Way To Reduce Alcohol Consumption : Before Marriage - Drink Whenever You Are Sad, After Marriage - Drink Whenever You Are Happy....

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Girl - Will You Love Me After Marriage Also ??? Boy - This Depends On Your Husband,if He Allows Me .......

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Height Of Courage:- A Senior Student While Ragging A Junior........ I Will Kiss Ur Wife On Ur Wedding Junior Answers:- Thats Ok Sir....... But I Will Marry ...

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Height Of Bad Luck A Boy 'n Girl Met Last Time For Their Break Up. Girl's Father Caught Them... Now They Are Married Couple..!! :)

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Once A Beautiful Woman Was Asked To Describe Marriage.. She Said: Sacrificing The Admiration Of Many Men For The Criticism Of One Man..!!!...

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My Wife And I Took Out Life Insurance Policies On Each Other -- So Now It's Just A Waiting Game.

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Introduction Is Possible Anytime Luv Is Possible Sometime Marriage Is Possible Onetime But Nice Friend Like U Is Possible After A Long Time....

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Girl Before Marriage Looks Like Brbie Doll, After Marriage Beautiful Doll, After One Year Nice Doll, After Two Years Only Doll, After Three Years Pandol...

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Telling A Lie Is Fault 4 A Little Boy An Art 4 A Lover An Accomplishment 4 A Bachelor And A Matter Of Survival 4 A Married Man...

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75yrz Old Man Got Married With A Girl Of 15 Yrz Old. At Marriage Nite They Both R Crying Cuz Girl Dont Know Anything And An Old Man Hav 4gotten Evrythng.

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Man Before Marriage Is Like Airtel…. “aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”after Marriage He’s Like Hutch… “whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”

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First Marriage Is The Triumph Of Imagination Over Intelligence.second Marriage Is The Triumph Of Hope Over Experience

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It's Risky In A Marriage For A Man To Come Home Too Late, But It Can Sometimes Pose An Even Greater Risk If He Comes Home Too Early.

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What Is Marriage? Ans: 1 Year:-alpenlibe-ji Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye. 2 Year:- Kinetic-sab Ki Hawa Nikal De. 3 Year:-chlormint- Dobara Mat Puchna….....

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2 Lovers R Sitting In A Park, Boy Was Trying 2 Touch D Girl Girl: No, No, All Dis Z Only Aftr Marage Boy: Ok, Then Call Me Aftr Ur Mrage

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Finally That Day Has Come Would U Like To Leave U? Dont Think It Do U Love Me Really? And More Did U Deceive Me With Another Girl? Never Will U Kiss Me ? Of Cou...

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Man :is There Any Way For Long Life? Doctor : Get Married.man : Will It Help? Doctor : No, But The Thought Of Long Life Will Never Come....

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What’s The Similarity Between Sun And Wife?...yehi K Dono Ki Taraf Ankh Utha K Nahi Dekh Sakte

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Some People Ask The Secret Of Our Long Marriage. We Take Time To Go To A Restaurant Two Times A Week. A Little Candlelight, Dinner, Soft Music And Dancing.she G...

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When Two People Marry They Become In The Eyes Of The Law One Person, And That One Person Is The Husband.

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Love Is Grand, Divorce Is A Hundred Grand.

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Marriage Is Like Going To A Restaurant Your Choice From The Menu, And Then Look At Neighbourin Table N Wish You”d Ordered That…..

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“when A Man Holds A Woman Hands?”when A Man Holds A Woman’s Hand Before Marriage, It Is Love;after Marriage It Is Self-defense

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A Man Who Surrenders When He's Wrong, Is Honest. A Man Who Surrenders When He's Not Sure, Is Wise. A Man Who Surrenders When He's Right, Is A Husband

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Dr-apke 3 Daant Kese Tut Gye.golu:-bv Ne Kadak Halwa Banaya Tha,wo Khayadr:-to Halwa Khane Se Mana Kar Detegolu- Fir To 32 Ke 32 Tut Jate...

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Kid: Momy Why Dose The Girl Wears White Dress On Her Wedding? Mom: Because White Is The Color Of Happiness, And This Day Is The Happiest Day Of Her Life.. Kid...

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Before We Got Married, My Wife Was My Secretary, Now She's My Treasurer.

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Biwi-dear Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?pati-me Tumse Itna Pyar Karta Huki Tumhara Jutha Zaher Bhi Pee Sakta Huagar Yakin Na Ho To Aazma Lo...

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Man 1:- I Do Not Want To Marry Becoz I Am Afraid Of All Women.. Man 2:- Get Married Soon, Then U Will Be Afraid Of Only One Woman Start Loving Other Women....

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Girl To Her Boy Friend:darling, Do You Know Handsome N Smart Boys Always Get Stupid Girl Friends.boy: Thanks For The Compliment, Darling

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True Relatives Always Stand Behind U During Bad Times.check Ur Marriage Album. All Your Relatives Were Standing Behind U!

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Grooms, Once You Marry, Please Remember That When You Have A Discussion With Your Future Wife, Always Try To Get The Last Two Words In: “yes Dear”...

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Arrange Marriage Is While U R Walking Unfortunately A Snake Bites U But Love Marriage Is Going Near The Snake & Saying, Kadi... Kadi... Kadi..:);)...

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Prospective Husband: Do You Have A Book Called 'man, The Master Of Women'? Salesgirl: The Fiction Department Is On The Other Side, Sir.

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Why Do We All Marry? Because Romance Is Not The Only Element Of Life. We Should Also Know Horror, Terror, Suspense, Irony, Stupidity & Tragedy Of Life....

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Love-a Set Of Heart Attraction-a Set Of Style Marriege-a Set Of Life But Frendship-a Set Of You.....

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