Marriage Messages

Once A Beautiful Woman Was Asked To Describe Marriage.. She Said: Sacrificing The Admiration Of Many Men For The Criticism Of One Man..!!!...

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Pati: Film Vich Raat Ek Chudel Kade Mere, Te Kade Mere Pichhe! Patni: Kehdi Film Si? Pati: Apne Vyah Di Movie Si!

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On The 1st Night Of Their Marriage, The Groom Told The Bride, Darling Love Is Blind. Yes Dear Replied The Bride, But The Neighbors Are Not, So Please Close The ...

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Man: Is There Any Way 4 Long Life? Dr: Get Married. Man: Will It Help? Dr: No, But The Thought Of A Long Life Will Never Come To U Again!

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Different Phases Of A Man: After Engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 Years: Watchman After 20 Years: Doberman

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Some People Ask The Secret Of Our Long Marriage. We Take Time To Go To A Restaurant Two Times A Week. A Little Candlelight, Dinner, Soft Music And Dancing.she G...

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Why Government Do Not Allow A Man To Marry 2 Women.because Per Constitution, You Can Not Be Punished Twice For The Same Mistake....

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Why Dogs Don't Marry? A: Because They Are Already Leading A Dog's Life!

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What Is Marriage? Ans: 1 Year:-alpenlibe-ji Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye. 2 Year:- Kinetic-sab Ki Hawa Nikal De. 3 Year:-chlormint- Dobara Mat Puchna….....

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The Equation Of Marriage:7 Glance = 1 Smile7 Smile = 1 Meeting7 Meeting = 1 Kiss7 Kisses = 1 Proposal7 Proposal = 1 Marriage –and That 1 Marriage Has 77777+ P...

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Every Man Wants A Wife Who Is Beautiful, Understanding, Economical, And A Good Cook. But The Law Allows Only One Wife.

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Hey Get Ready,my Marriage Is Fixed Its On 1st Of April. Surprised? Stupid,1st April Is April Fool,& U R D 1st Person Whom I Fooled....

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Love-a Set Of Heart Attraction-a Set Of Style Marriege-a Set Of Life But Frendship-a Set Of You.....

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Banta: Have You Noticed That Most Heroes Are Married Man?santa: Every Married Man Is A Hero.

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It's Risky In A Marriage For A Man To Come Home Too Late, But It Can Sometimes Pose An Even Greater Risk If He Comes Home Too Early.

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Things In Boy's Room B4 Marriage . Perfume,love Letter,gifts ,laptops,cards,n97 .. After Marriage - Pain Killers,loan Papers, Unpaid Bills, Nokia 1100......

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Marriage Is Like A Public Toilet Those Waiting Outside Are Desperate To Get In Those Inside Are Desperate To Come Out..

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A Little Kid Asks His Dad, “daddy, How Much Does It Cost To Get Married?”“no Idea,” Replied The Father, “i’m Still Paying For It…”...

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One Good Way To Reduce Alcohol Consumption : Before Marriage - Drink Whenever You Are Sad, After Marriage - Drink Whenever You Are Happy....

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3 Kinds Of Men In The World:some Remain Single & Make Wonders Happen.some Maintain Girlfriends & See Wonders Happen.other Get Married & Wonder What Happened....

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True Relatives Always Stand Behind U During Bad Times.check Ur Marriage Album. All Your Relatives Were Standing Behind U!

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What A Married Man Says After Years Of Marriage:- My Marriage Is Made Of Trust & Understanding, She Doesn’t Trust Me & I Dont Understand Her.

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2 Lovers R Sitting In A Park, Boy Was Trying 2 Touch D Girl Girl: No, No, All Dis Z Only Aftr Marage Boy: Ok, Then Call Me Aftr Ur Mrage

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Q: If Marriages Are Made In Heaven, Than What Are Made In Hell?answer: The Days After Marriage!

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Short And Funny: Marry And Make A Woman Happy Or Remain A Bachelor And Make Several Women Happy!

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A Girl Boy Were Sitting Alone, The Boy Started Touching The Girl, Girl : Dont Touch Me, All This Only After Marriage. Boy : Ok Call Me When U R Maried....

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Ramu: Shaadi Ko Paribhashit Karo?bholu: Shaadi Kapdon Ko Muft Me Dhone Ka Ek Behad Kharchila Tarika Hai

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Meaning Of Marriage For A Woman –sacrificing Admiration Of Many Men For The Criticism Of One Man!

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Who Is Lucky Lover In Dis World? A Person Loves A Girl Without Proposing Her, But Finally He Gets Same Girl As His Wife In Arranged Marriage. !

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Marriage Is Like Going To A Restaurant Your Choice From The Menu, And Then Look At Neighbourin Table N Wish You”d Ordered That…..

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75yrz Old Man Got Married With A Girl Of 15 Yrz Old. At Marriage Nite They Both R Crying Cuz Girl Dont Know Anything And An Old Man Hav 4gotten Evrythng.

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Biwi Essay-biwi Ek Faltu Musibat Haijo Rasoyi Me Paayi Jati Haiiska Poshtik Aahar Pati Ka Bheja Haiye Pani Se Zyada Pati Ka Khoon Piti Hai.

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Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne Hello Kiya, Wife- Koun Thi Wo? Hus-tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Pucheg...

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Question: If Marriages Are Made In Heaven, What Is Made In H**l? Answer: The Life After Marriage... :

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Before We Got Married, My Wife Was My Secretary, Now She's My Treasurer.

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Arrange Marriage Is While U R Walking Unfortunately A Snake Bites U But Love Marriage Is Going Near The Snake & Saying, Kadi... Kadi... Kadi..:);)...

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A Good Marriage Would Be Between A Blind Wife And A Deaf Husband. Michel De Montaigne

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Girl To Her Boy Friend:darling, Do You Know Handsome N Smart Boys Always Get Stupid Girl Friends.boy: Thanks For The Compliment, Darling

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Girl: If We Get Married, You Will Stop Smoking? Boy: Ok Girl: Drinking Too? Boy: Ok Girl: Stop Going To The Night Club? Boy: Ok Girl: What Else You Can Le...

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He Darling,if You Marry Me , I Ll Satisfy Your Smallest Wishes. She And What About Big Wishes.. Ha Ha Ha

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