Marriage Messages

Hey Get Ready,my Marriage Is Fixed Its On 1st Of April. Surprised? Stupid,1st April Is April Fool,& U R D 1st Person Whom I Fooled....

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Marriage: It's An Agreement In Which A Man Loses His Bachelor Degree And A Woman Gains Her Master ...

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Meaning Of Marriage For A Woman –sacrificing Admiration Of Many Men For The Criticism Of One Man!

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Some Are Married By The Church, Others By Idiots.

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Why Dogs Don't Marry? A: Because They Are Already Leading A Dog's Life!

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Dr-apke 3 Daant Kese Tut Gye.golu:-bv Ne Kadak Halwa Banaya Tha,wo Khayadr:-to Halwa Khane Se Mana Kar Detegolu- Fir To 32 Ke 32 Tut Jate...

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Arrange Marriage Is Like' While Ur Walking Un-fortunately A Snake Bit's U!.... And Love Marriage Is Like Going 2 A Snake And Saying Bite-me,bite-me,bite-me.....

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Man :is There Any Way For Long Life? Doctor : Get Married.man : Will It Help? Doctor : No, But The Thought Of Long Life Will Never Come....

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He: Yes. At Last. It Was So Hard To Wait. She: Do You Want Me To Leave? He: No! Don’t Even Think About It. She: Do You Love Me? He: Of Course! She: Have You E...

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Short And Funny: Marry And Make A Woman Happy Or Remain A Bachelor And Make Several Women Happy!

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True Relatives Always Stand Behind U During Bad Times.check Ur Marriage Album. All Your Relatives Were Standing Behind U!

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75yrz Old Man Got Married With A Girl Of 15 Yrz Old. At Marriage Nite They Both R Crying Cuz Girl Dont Know Anything And An Old Man Hav 4gotten Evrythng.

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He Darling,if You Marry Me , I Ll Satisfy Your Smallest Wishes. She And What About Big Wishes.. Ha Ha Ha

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When Two People Marry They Become In The Eyes Of The Law One Person, And That One Person Is The Husband.

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Q: During Marriage Ceremony Why Is The Bridegroom Made To Sit On The Horse?a: He Is Given His Last Chance To Run Away…!!

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Before We Got Married, My Wife Was My Secretary, Now She's My Treasurer.

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Marriage Is Like A Public Toilet Those Waiting Outside Are Desperate To Get In Those Inside Are Desperate To Come Out..

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Every Man Needs A Beautiful Wife, Intelligent Wife, Caring Wife, Loving Wife, S**y Wife, Adjusting Cooperative Wife, But Its Sad That Law Allows Only One Wife....

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Ramu: Shaadi Ko Paribhashit Karo?bholu: Shaadi Kapdon Ko Muft Me Dhone Ka Ek Behad Kharchila Tarika Hai

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Girl To Her Boy Friend:darling, Do You Know Handsome N Smart Boys Always Get Stupid Girl Friends.boy: Thanks For The Compliment, Darling

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Whats The Similarity Between Chewing Gum & Wife????...both R Sweet At The Beginning&becomestastelessshapelessin The End....

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My Wife Came Home The Other Night And Told Me To Take Off Her Blouse. Then She Told Me To Take Off Her Skirt. Then She Told Me Never To Wear Her Clothes Again....

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Meaning Of Marriage For A Woman: Sacrificing Admiration Of Many Men For The Criticism Of One Man!

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2 Lovers R Sitting In A Park, Boy Was Trying 2 Touch D Girl Girl: No, No, All Dis Z Only Aftr Marage Boy: Ok, Then Call Me Aftr Ur Mrage

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Love-a Set Of Heart Attraction-a Set Of Style Marriege-a Set Of Life But Frendship-a Set Of You.....

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Different Phases Of A Man: After Engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 Years: Watchman After 20 Years: Doberman

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Most Successful Happy Married Life Is Defined As. . . . . “yet To Be Seen”

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Marriages Are Made In Heaven Then What Are Made In H**l? Ans : The Days After Marriage

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Lawyer: “what Was The First Thing Your Husband Said To You When He Woke That Morning?” Witness: “he Said, ‘where Am I, Cathy?’”lawyer: “and Why Di...

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Banta: Have You Noticed That Most Heroes Are Married Man?santa: Every Married Man Is A Hero.

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Some People Ask The Secret Of Our Long Marriage. We Take Time To Go To A Restaurant Two Times A Week. A Little Candlelight, Dinner, Soft Music And Dancing.she G...

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Are You Free For The Rest Of Your Life?

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Before Marriage- Roses Are Red,sky Is Blue,u R Beautiful,i Luv Uaftr Marriage: Roses R Dead,i Have Flu,dont Get On My Head, Side Ho Tu.

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Bfre Marage B:i Hv Bin Watng 4 Dis Day G:do U Wnt Me 2 Leave?? B:no Dnt Evn Thnk Abt It!! G:do U Lve Me?? B:of Course I Do! G:if U Ever Cheat Me??? B:...

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Why Government Do Not Allow A Man To Marry 2 Women.because Per Constitution, You Can Not Be Punished Twice For The Same Mistake....

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What’s The Similarity Between Sun And Wife?...yehi K Dono Ki Taraf Ankh Utha K Nahi Dekh Sakte

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Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega Saat Pheron Ke Saath Koi Tumse Bandh Jayega. Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Kisi Se Affair Kar Lo Kya Pata Kal Kaun Sa Model Tumhe Saunpa Jay...

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A Little Kid Asks His Dad, “daddy, How Much Does It Cost To Get Married?”“no Idea,” Replied The Father, “i’m Still Paying For It…”...

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Height Of Courage:- A Senior Student While Ragging A Junior........ I Will Kiss Ur Wife On Ur Wedding Junior Answers:- Thats Ok Sir....... But I Will Marry ...

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Man Receives Telegram: Wife Dead-should Be Buried Or Cremated? Man: Don't Take Any Chances. Burn The Body And Bury The Ash.

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