Marriage Messages

Some Are Married By The Church, Others By Idiots.

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3 Kinds Of Men In The World:some Remain Single & Make Wonders Happen.some Maintain Girlfriends & See Wonders Happen.other Get Married & Wonder What Happened....

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First Marriage Is The Triumph Of Imagination Over Intelligence.second Marriage Is The Triumph Of Hope Over Experience

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Some People Ask The Secret Of Our Long Marriage. We Take Time To Go To A Restaurant Two Times A Week. A Little Candlelight, Dinner, Soft Music And Dancing.she G...

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Every Man Needs A Beautiful Wife, Intelligent Wife, Caring Wife, Loving Wife, S**y Wife, Adjusting Cooperative Wife, But Its Sad That Law Allows Only One Wife....

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Finally That Day Has Come Would U Like To Leave U? Dont Think It Do U Love Me Really? And More Did U Deceive Me With Another Girl? Never Will U Kiss Me ? Of Cou...

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Husband Sits For 5 Hours Looking At His Marriage Certificate, Wife Asks What Are You Doing?... Husband Replies I'm Looking For The F**king Expiry Date!...

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He: Yes. At Last. It Was So Hard To Wait. She: Do You Want Me To Leave? He: No! Don’t Even Think About It. She: Do You Love Me? He: Of Course! She: Have You E...

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Lawyer: “what Was The First Thing Your Husband Said To You When He Woke That Morning?” Witness: “he Said, ‘where Am I, Cathy?’”lawyer: “and Why Di...

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Q: If Marriages Are Made In Heaven, Than What Are Made In Hell?answer: The Days After Marriage!

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It's Risky In A Marriage For A Man To Come Home Too Late, But It Can Sometimes Pose An Even Greater Risk If He Comes Home Too Early.

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Banta: Have You Noticed That Most Heroes Are Married Man?santa: Every Married Man Is A Hero.

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One Good Way To Reduce Alcohol Consumption : Before Marriage - Drink Whenever You Are Sad, After Marriage - Drink Whenever You Are Happy....

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My Wife Came Home The Other Night And Told Me To Take Off Her Blouse. Then She Told Me To Take Off Her Skirt. Then She Told Me Never To Wear Her Clothes Again....

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Jhagde K Baad..patni- Aaj Ke Bad Mai Tumse Baat Nahi Karungipati- Kya, Tum Gungi Hone Wali Hopatni- Nahi, Tumhe Behra Karne Wali Hu...

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At Al Mariage Functns,old Peopl Usd 2 Pul My Cheekssay U R Next.nw Dey Hv Stopd It.. Bcoz.. I Startd Doing D Same Thng At Funerals... :-):-p...

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It’s Funny When People Discuss Love Marriage Vs Arranged.it’s Like Asking Someone, If Suicide Is Better Or Being Murdered

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Different Phases Of A Man: After Engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 Years: Watchman After 20 Years: Doberman

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Man 1:- I Do Not Want To Marry Becoz I Am Afraid Of All Women.. Man 2:- Get Married Soon, Then U Will Be Afraid Of Only One Woman Start Loving Other Women....

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Hey Get Ready,my Marriage Is Fixed Its On 1st Of April. Surprised? Stupid,1st April Is April Fool,& U R D 1st Person Whom I Fooled....

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Man: Is There Any Way 4 Long Life? Dr: Get Married. Man: Will It Help? Dr: No, But The Thought Of A Long Life Will Never Come To U Again!

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Marriage Is Like Going To A Restaurant Your Choice From The Menu, And Then Look At Neighbourin Table N Wish You”d Ordered That…..

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Meaning Of Marriage For A Woman: Sacrificing Admiration Of Many Men For The Criticism Of One Man!

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Who Is Lucky Lover In Dis World? A Person Loves A Girl Without Proposing Her, But Finally He Gets Same Girl As His Wife In Arranged Marriage. !

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Man Receives Telegram: Wife Dead-should Be Buried Or Cremated? Man: Don't Take Any Chances. Burn The Body And Bury The Ash.

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Whats The Similarity Between Chewing Gum & Wife????...both R Sweet At The Beginning&becomestastelessshapelessin The End....

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A Good Marriage Would Be Between A Blind Wife And A Deaf Husband. Michel De Montaigne

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Love Is Grand, Divorce Is A Hundred Grand.

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Before We Got Married, My Wife Was My Secretary, Now She's My Treasurer.

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Why Do We All Marry? Because Romance Is Not The Only Element Of Life. We Should Also Know Horror, Terror, Suspense, Irony, Stupidity & Tragedy Of Life....

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When Two People Marry They Become In The Eyes Of The Law One Person, And That One Person Is The Husband.

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My Wife And I Took Out Life Insurance Policies On Each Other -- So Now It's Just A Waiting Game.

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Why Do Couples Hold Hands During Their Wedding Day?.?.?.? .... It Is Just A Formality, Like Two Boxers Shaking Hands B4 The Fight Begins !...

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Kid: Momy Why Dose The Girl Wears White Dress On Her Wedding? Mom: Because White Is The Color Of Happiness, And This Day Is The Happiest Day Of Her Life.. Kid...

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Meaning Of Marriage For A Woman –sacrificing Admiration Of Many Men For The Criticism Of One Man!

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Arrange Marriage Is While U R Walking Unfortunately A Snake Bites U But Love Marriage Is Going Near The Snake & Saying, Kadi... Kadi... Kadi..:);)...

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Height Of Bad Luck A Boy 'n Girl Met Last Time For Their Break Up. Girl's Father Caught Them... Now They Are Married Couple..!! :)

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Bfre Marage B:i Hv Bin Watng 4 Dis Day G:do U Wnt Me 2 Leave?? B:no Dnt Evn Thnk Abt It!! G:do U Lve Me?? B:of Course I Do! G:if U Ever Cheat Me??? B:...

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Biwi Essay-biwi Ek Faltu Musibat Haijo Rasoyi Me Paayi Jati Haiiska Poshtik Aahar Pati Ka Bheja Haiye Pani Se Zyada Pati Ka Khoon Piti Hai.

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Marriage Is Like A Public Toilet Those Waiting Outside Are Desperate To Get In Those Inside Are Desperate To Come Out..

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