Marriage Messages

Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne Hello Kiya, Wife- Koun Thi Wo? Hus-tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Pucheg...

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The Equation Of Marriage:7 Glance = 1 Smile7 Smile = 1 Meeting7 Meeting = 1 Kiss7 Kisses = 1 Proposal7 Proposal = 1 Marriage –and That 1 Marriage Has 77777+ P...

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Some People Ask The Secret Of Our Long Marriage. We Take Time To Go To A Restaurant Two Times A Week. A Little Candlelight, Dinner, Soft Music And Dancing.she G...

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Biwi Essay-biwi Ek Faltu Musibat Haijo Rasoyi Me Paayi Jati Haiiska Poshtik Aahar Pati Ka Bheja Haiye Pani Se Zyada Pati Ka Khoon Piti Hai.

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It’s Funny When People Discuss Love Marriage Vs Arranged.it’s Like Asking Someone, If Suicide Is Better Or Being Murdered

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Who Is Lucky Lover In Dis World? A Person Loves A Girl Without Proposing Her, But Finally He Gets Same Girl As His Wife In Arranged Marriage. !

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Compromising Does Not Mean You Are Wrong And Your Wifeis Right,it Only Means That The Safety Of Your Headis Much More Than Your Ego !

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Q: If Marriages Are Made In Heaven, Than What Are Made In Hell?answer: The Days After Marriage!

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Hey Get Ready,my Marriage Is Fixed Its On 1st Of April. Surprised? Stupid,1st April Is April Fool,& U R D 1st Person Whom I Fooled....

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Don't Marry The Person You Want To Live With... Marry The One You Cannnot Live Without... But Whatever You Do, You Will Regret It Later..

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Question: If Marriages Are Made In Heaven, What Is Made In H**l? Answer: The Life After Marriage... :

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He Darling,if You Marry Me , I Ll Satisfy Your Smallest Wishes. She And What About Big Wishes.. Ha Ha Ha

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Short And Funny: Marry And Make A Woman Happy Or Remain A Bachelor And Make Several Women Happy!

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75yrz Old Man Got Married With A Girl Of 15 Yrz Old. At Marriage Nite They Both R Crying Cuz Girl Dont Know Anything And An Old Man Hav 4gotten Evrythng.

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Love-a Set Of Heart Attraction-a Set Of Style Marriege-a Set Of Life But Frendship-a Set Of You.....

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Arrange Marriage Is While U R Walking Unfortunately A Snake Bites U But Love Marriage Is Going Near The Snake & Saying, Kadi... Kadi... Kadi..:);)...

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Bfre Marage B:i Hv Bin Watng 4 Dis Day G:do U Wnt Me 2 Leave?? B:no Dnt Evn Thnk Abt It!! G:do U Lve Me?? B:of Course I Do! G:if U Ever Cheat Me??? B:...

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Man 1:- I Do Not Want To Marry Becoz I Am Afraid Of All Women.. Man 2:- Get Married Soon, Then U Will Be Afraid Of Only One Woman Start Loving Other Women....

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Different Phases Of A Man: After Engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 Years: Watchman After 20 Years: Doberman

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There Is Only One Perfect Child In The World And Every Mother Has It. There Is Only One Perfect Wife In The World And Every Neighbour Has It.

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Banta Owned A Factory. He Issued Orders That Only Married Men Would Be Employed. Friend Asks: Why This ?bant Reply: Because Married Men Are More Obedient....

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True Relatives Always Stand Behind U During Bad Times.check Ur Marriage Album. All Your Relatives Were Standing Behind U!

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Introduction Is Possible Anytime Luv Is Possible Sometime Marriage Is Possible Onetime But Nice Friend Like U Is Possible After A Long Time....

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My Wife And I Took Out Life Insurance Policies On Each Other -- So Now It's Just A Waiting Game.

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A Girl Boy Were Sitting Alone, The Boy Started Touching The Girl, Girl : Dont Touch Me, All This Only After Marriage. Boy : Ok Call Me When U R Maried....

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Prospective Husband: Do You Have A Book Called 'man, The Master Of Women'? Salesgirl: The Fiction Department Is On The Other Side, Sir.

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Every Man Wants A Wife Who Is Beautiful, Understanding, Economical, And A Good Cook. But The Law Allows Only One Wife.

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Lawyer: “what Was The First Thing Your Husband Said To You When He Woke That Morning?” Witness: “he Said, ‘where Am I, Cathy?’”lawyer: “and Why Di...

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True Relatives Always Stand Behind U During Bad Times. .... Check Ur Marriage Album. All Your Relatives Were Standing Behind U. :p...

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Love Is Grand, Divorce Is A Hundred Grand.

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Husband Sits For 5 Hours Looking At His Marriage Certificate, Wife Asks What Are You Doing?... Husband Replies I'm Looking For The F**king Expiry Date!...

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He: Yes. At Last. It Was So Hard To Wait. She: Do You Want Me To Leave? He: No! Don’t Even Think About It. She: Do You Love Me? He: Of Course! She: Have You E...

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Things In Boy's Room B4 Marriage . Perfume,love Letter,gifts ,laptops,cards,n97 .. After Marriage - Pain Killers,loan Papers, Unpaid Bills, Nokia 1100......

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Marriages Are Made In Heaven Then What Are Made In H**l? Ans : The Days After Marriage

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At Al Mariage Functns,old Peopl Usd 2 Pul My Cheekssay U R Next.nw Dey Hv Stopd It.. Bcoz.. I Startd Doing D Same Thng At Funerals... :-):-p...

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2 Lovers R Sitting In A Park, Boy Was Trying 2 Touch D Girl Girl: No, No, All Dis Z Only Aftr Marage Boy: Ok, Then Call Me Aftr Ur Mrage

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An Invisible Man Marries An Invisible Woman. The Kids Were Nothing To Look At Either.

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It's Risky In A Marriage For A Man To Come Home Too Late, But It Can Sometimes Pose An Even Greater Risk If He Comes Home Too Early.

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Kid: Momy Why Dose The Girl Wears White Dress On Her Wedding? Mom: Because White Is The Color Of Happiness, And This Day Is The Happiest Day Of Her Life.. Kid...

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Girl Before Marriage Looks Like Brbie Doll, After Marriage Beautiful Doll, After One Year Nice Doll, After Two Years Only Doll, After Three Years Pandol...

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