Marriage Messages

What Is Marriage? Ans: 1 Year:-alpenlibe-ji Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye. 2 Year:- Kinetic-sab Ki Hawa Nikal De. 3 Year:-chlormint- Dobara Mat Puchna….....

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I M Getting Married Next Month.... Its Small Party And Only Few People Will Be Invited...... Dont Bring Any Gift.... .just Bring Someone Who Ll Marry Me....

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Who Is Lucky Lover In Dis World? A Person Loves A Girl Without Proposing Her, But Finally He Gets Same Girl As His Wife In Arranged Marriage. !

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Husband Sits For 5 Hours Looking At His Marriage Certificate, Wife Asks What Are You Doing?... Husband Replies I'm Looking For The F**king Expiry Date!...

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Why Do We All Marry? Because Romance Is Not The Only Element Of Life. We Should Also Know Horror, Terror, Suspense, Irony, Stupidity & Tragedy Of Life....

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Man: Is There Any Way 4 Long Life? Dr: Get Married. Man: Will It Help? Dr: No, But The Thought Of A Long Life Will Never Come To U Again!

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Before Marriage- Roses Are Red,sky Is Blue,u R Beautiful,i Luv Uaftr Marriage: Roses R Dead,i Have Flu,dont Get On My Head, Side Ho Tu.

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Short And Funny: Marry And Make A Woman Happy Or Remain A Bachelor And Make Several Women Happy!

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Banta Owned A Factory. He Issued Orders That Only Married Men Would Be Employed. Friend Asks: Why This ?bant Reply: Because Married Men Are More Obedient....

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Best Way To Propose2 A Girl. Take Her To Sea, Say Her To Sit In A Boat. Then Take The Boat In The Middle Of Sea. Then Say Marry Me Or Leave My Boat....

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Q: During Marriage Ceremony Why Is The Bridegroom Made To Sit On The Horse?a: He Is Given His Last Chance To Run Away…!!

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Don't Marry The Person You Want To Live With... Marry The One You Cannnot Live Without... But Whatever You Do, You Will Regret It Later..

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Girl To Her Boy Friend:darling, Do You Know Handsome N Smart Boys Always Get Stupid Girl Friends.boy: Thanks For The Compliment, Darling

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On The 1st Night Of Their Marriage, The Groom Told The Bride, Darling Love Is Blind. Yes Dear Replied The Bride, But The Neighbors Are Not, So Please Close The ...

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Daughtr's Letter Aftr Marriage Fine Here Mom, Husband F*cking Me All The Time-while Bathing, Cooking, Washing,ironing Clothes Sorry 4 D Shaky Handwriting....

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Every Man Needs A Beautiful Wife, Intelligent Wife, Caring Wife, Loving Wife, S**y Wife, Adjusting Cooperative Wife, But Its Sad That Law Allows Only One Wife....

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Dr-apke 3 Daant Kese Tut Gye.golu:-bv Ne Kadak Halwa Banaya Tha,wo Khayadr:-to Halwa Khane Se Mana Kar Detegolu- Fir To 32 Ke 32 Tut Jate...

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Question: If Marriages Are Made In Heaven, What Is Made In H**l? Answer: The Life After Marriage... :

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There Was This Guy Who Told His Woman That He Loved Her So Much That He Would Go Thruogh H**l For Her. They Got Married And Now He Is Going Thru H**l.

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Why Government Do Not Allow A Man To Marry 2 Women.because Per Constitution, You Can Not Be Punished Twice For The Same Mistake....

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One Day A Man Inserted An ‘advertisement’ In The Local Classifieds: “wife Wanted”.next Day He Received A Hundred Letters. They All Said The Same Thing: ...

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Some Are Married By The Church, Others By Idiots.

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75yrz Old Man Got Married With A Girl Of 15 Yrz Old. At Marriage Nite They Both R Crying Cuz Girl Dont Know Anything And An Old Man Hav 4gotten Evrythng.

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Arrange Marriage Is Like' While Ur Walking Un-fortunately A Snake Bit's U!.... And Love Marriage Is Like Going 2 A Snake And Saying Bite-me,bite-me,bite-me.....

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My Wife Came Home The Other Night And Told Me To Take Off Her Blouse. Then She Told Me To Take Off Her Skirt. Then She Told Me Never To Wear Her Clothes Again....

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Most Successful Happy Married Life Is Defined As. . . . . “yet To Be Seen”

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What A Married Man Says After Years Of Marriage:- My Marriage Is Made Of Trust & Understanding, She Doesn’t Trust Me & I Dont Understand Her.

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Banta: Have You Noticed That Most Heroes Are Married Man?santa: Every Married Man Is A Hero.

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At Al Mariage Functns,old Peopl Usd 2 Pul My Cheekssay U R Next.nw Dey Hv Stopd It.. Bcoz.. I Startd Doing D Same Thng At Funerals... :-):-p...

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Kid: Momy Why Dose The Girl Wears White Dress On Her Wedding? Mom: Because White Is The Color Of Happiness, And This Day Is The Happiest Day Of Her Life.. Kid...

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Todays Life: Love Marriage Means 2 Marry Your Own Gf/bf Arranged Marriage Means 2 Marry Others Bf/gf Decide On Yours :-)

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A Little Kid Asks His Dad, “daddy, How Much Does It Cost To Get Married?”“no Idea,” Replied The Father, “i’m Still Paying For It…”...

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Meaning Of Marriage For A Woman: Sacrificing Admiration Of Many Men For The Criticism Of One Man!

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It’s Funny When People Discuss Love Marriage Vs Arranged.it’s Like Asking Someone, If Suicide Is Better Or Being Murdered

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True Relatives Always Stand Behind U During Bad Times.check Ur Marriage Album. All Your Relatives Were Standing Behind U!

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Marriage: It's An Agreement In Which A Man Loses His Bachelor Degree And A Woman Gains Her Master ...

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Love-a Set Of Heart Attraction-a Set Of Style Marriege-a Set Of Life But Frendship-a Set Of You.....

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Biwi-dear Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?pati-me Tumse Itna Pyar Karta Huki Tumhara Jutha Zaher Bhi Pee Sakta Huagar Yakin Na Ho To Aazma Lo...

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My Wife And I Took Out Life Insurance Policies On Each Other -- So Now It's Just A Waiting Game.

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Compromising Does Not Mean You Are Wrong And Your Wifeis Right,it Only Means That The Safety Of Your Headis Much More Than Your Ego !

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