Marriage Messages

Girl - Will You Love Me After Marriage Also ??? Boy - This Depends On Your Husband,if He Allows Me .......

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Don't Marry The Person You Want To Live With... Marry The One You Cannnot Live Without... But Whatever You Do, You Will Regret It Later..

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It's Risky In A Marriage For A Man To Come Home Too Late, But It Can Sometimes Pose An Even Greater Risk If He Comes Home Too Early.

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Marriage Is Like Going To A Restaurant Your Choice From The Menu, And Then Look At Neighbourin Table N Wish You”d Ordered That…..

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Man: Is There Any Way 4 Long Life? Dr: Get Married. Man: Will It Help? Dr: No, But The Thought Of A Long Life Will Never Come To U Again!

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Question: If Marriages Are Made In Heaven, What Is Made In H**l? Answer: The Life After Marriage... :

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What’s The Similarity Between Sun And Wife?...yehi K Dono Ki Taraf Ankh Utha K Nahi Dekh Sakte

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What A Married Man Says After Years Of Marriage:- My Marriage Is Made Of Trust & Understanding, She Doesn’t Trust Me & I Dont Understand Her.

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Things In Boy's Room B4 Marriage . Perfume,love Letter,gifts ,laptops,cards,n97 .. After Marriage - Pain Killers,loan Papers, Unpaid Bills, Nokia 1100......

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Every Man Wants A Wife Who Is Beautiful, Understanding, Economical, And A Good Cook. But The Law Allows Only One Wife.

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It’s Funny When People Discuss Love Marriage Vs Arranged.it’s Like Asking Someone, If Suicide Is Better Or Being Murdered

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Lawyer: “what Was The First Thing Your Husband Said To You When He Woke That Morning?” Witness: “he Said, ‘where Am I, Cathy?’”lawyer: “and Why Di...

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A Man Who Surrenders When He's Wrong, Is Honest. A Man Who Surrenders When He's Not Sure, Is Wise. A Man Who Surrenders When He's Right, Is A Husband

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Hey Get Ready,my Marriage Is Fixed Its On 1st Of April. Surprised? Stupid,1st April Is April Fool,& U R D 1st Person Whom I Fooled....

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Some People Ask The Secret Of Our Long Marriage. We Take Time To Go To A Restaurant Two Times A Week. A Little Candlelight, Dinner, Soft Music And Dancing.she G...

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First Marriage Is The Triumph Of Imagination Over Intelligence.second Marriage Is The Triumph Of Hope Over Experience

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Patni-shadi K Pehle Aap Roz Gift Dete The,par Ab Nahi Dete, Kyu?golu-kabhi Tumne Machware Ko Machli Pakdne K Baad Use Dana Dalte Dekha Hai.

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Shadi K Sukh :-1.subah Garam Pani Milega(bertan Dhone K Liye)2.bachche Milenge(gadha Banane K Liye)3.biwi Apse Pyar Se Bolegi(rashan K Liye)

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Marriage Is Like A Public Toilet Those Waiting Outside Are Desperate To Get In Those Inside Are Desperate To Come Out..

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75yrz Old Man Got Married With A Girl Of 15 Yrz Old. At Marriage Nite They Both R Crying Cuz Girl Dont Know Anything And An Old Man Hav 4gotten Evrythng.

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Now I Always Watch Mywedding Video In Reverseandi Love The End When Shetakes The Ring Off,goes Out,jumps In The Car And Headsback To Her Fathershome.......

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There Is Only One Perfect Child In The World And Every Mother Has It. There Is Only One Perfect Wife In The World And Every Neighbour Has It.

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Man Before Marriage Is Like Airtel…. “aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”after Marriage He’s Like Hutch… “whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”

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When Two People Marry They Become In The Eyes Of The Law One Person, And That One Person Is The Husband.

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3 Kinds Of Men In The World:some Remain Single & Make Wonders Happen.some Maintain Girlfriends & See Wonders Happen.other Get Married & Wonder What Happened....

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Girl: If We Get Married, You Will Stop Smoking? Boy: Ok Girl: Drinking Too? Boy: Ok Girl: Stop Going To The Night Club? Boy: Ok Girl: What Else You Can Le...

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Love-a Set Of Heart Attraction-a Set Of Style Marriege-a Set Of Life But Frendship-a Set Of You.....

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Jhagde K Baad..patni- Aaj Ke Bad Mai Tumse Baat Nahi Karungipati- Kya, Tum Gungi Hone Wali Hopatni- Nahi, Tumhe Behra Karne Wali Hu...

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Every Man Needs A Beautiful Wife, Intelligent Wife, Caring Wife, Loving Wife, S**y Wife, Adjusting Cooperative Wife, But Its Sad That Law Allows Only One Wife....

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Q: If Marriages Are Made In Heaven, Than What Are Made In Hell?answer: The Days After Marriage!

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He Darling,if You Marry Me , I Ll Satisfy Your Smallest Wishes. She And What About Big Wishes.. Ha Ha Ha

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Man 1:- I Do Not Want To Marry Becoz I Am Afraid Of All Women.. Man 2:- Get Married Soon, Then U Will Be Afraid Of Only One Woman Start Loving Other Women....

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Dr-apke 3 Daant Kese Tut Gye.golu:-bv Ne Kadak Halwa Banaya Tha,wo Khayadr:-to Halwa Khane Se Mana Kar Detegolu- Fir To 32 Ke 32 Tut Jate...

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“when A Man Holds A Woman Hands?”when A Man Holds A Woman’s Hand Before Marriage, It Is Love;after Marriage It Is Self-defense

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Short And Funny: Marry And Make A Woman Happy Or Remain A Bachelor And Make Several Women Happy!

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Before Marriage- Roses Are Red,sky Is Blue,u R Beautiful,i Luv Uaftr Marriage: Roses R Dead,i Have Flu,dont Get On My Head, Side Ho Tu.

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Most Successful Happy Married Life Is Defined As. . . . . “yet To Be Seen”

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True Relatives Always Stand Behind U During Bad Times.check Ur Marriage Album. All Your Relatives Were Standing Behind U!

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Introduction Is Possible Anytime Luv Is Possible Sometime Marriage Is Possible Onetime But Nice Friend Like U Is Possible After A Long Time....

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Whats The Similarity Between Chewing Gum & Wife????...both R Sweet At The Beginning&becomestastelessshapelessin The End....

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