Marriage Messages

A Girl Boy Were Sitting Alone, The Boy Started Touching The Girl, Girl : Dont Touch Me, All This Only After Marriage. Boy : Ok Call Me When U R Maried....

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Todays Life: Love Marriage Means 2 Marry Your Own Gf/bf Arranged Marriage Means 2 Marry Others Bf/gf Decide On Yours :-)

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Pati: Film Vich Raat Ek Chudel Kade Mere, Te Kade Mere Pichhe! Patni: Kehdi Film Si? Pati: Apne Vyah Di Movie Si!

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Girl: If We Get Married, You Will Stop Smoking? Boy: Ok Girl: Drinking Too? Boy: Ok Girl: Stop Going To The Night Club? Boy: Ok Girl: What Else You Can Le...

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Things In Boy's Room B4 Marriage . Perfume,love Letter,gifts ,laptops,cards,n97 .. After Marriage - Pain Killers,loan Papers, Unpaid Bills, Nokia 1100......

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What Is Marriage? Ans: 1 Year:-alpenlibe-ji Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye. 2 Year:- Kinetic-sab Ki Hawa Nikal De. 3 Year:-chlormint- Dobara Mat Puchna….....

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Why Do We All Marry? Because Romance Is Not The Only Element Of Life. We Should Also Know Horror, Terror, Suspense, Irony, Stupidity & Tragedy Of Life....

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Man: Is There Any Way 4 Long Life? Dr: Get Married. Man: Will It Help? Dr: No, But The Thought Of A Long Life Will Never Come To U Again!

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Love Is Grand, Divorce Is A Hundred Grand.

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Girl - Will You Love Me After Marriage Also ??? Boy - This Depends On Your Husband,if He Allows Me .......

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Biwi-dear Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?pati-me Tumse Itna Pyar Karta Huki Tumhara Jutha Zaher Bhi Pee Sakta Huagar Yakin Na Ho To Aazma Lo...

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2 Lovers R Sitting In A Park, Boy Was Trying 2 Touch D Girl Girl: No, No, All Dis Z Only Aftr Marage Boy: Ok, Then Call Me Aftr Ur Mrage

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Shadi K Sukh :-1.subah Garam Pani Milega(bertan Dhone K Liye)2.bachche Milenge(gadha Banane K Liye)3.biwi Apse Pyar Se Bolegi(rashan K Liye)

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Man :is There Any Way For Long Life? Doctor : Get Married.man : Will It Help? Doctor : No, But The Thought Of Long Life Will Never Come....

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First Marriage Is The Triumph Of Imagination Over Intelligence.second Marriage Is The Triumph Of Hope Over Experience

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Prospective Husband: Do You Have A Book Called 'man, The Master Of Women'? Salesgirl: The Fiction Department Is On The Other Side, Sir.

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Marriage Is Like A Public Toilet Those Waiting Outside Are Desperate To Get In Those Inside Are Desperate To Come Out..

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My Wife Came Home The Other Night And Told Me To Take Off Her Blouse. Then She Told Me To Take Off Her Skirt. Then She Told Me Never To Wear Her Clothes Again....

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Ramu: Shaadi Ko Paribhashit Karo?bholu: Shaadi Kapdon Ko Muft Me Dhone Ka Ek Behad Kharchila Tarika Hai

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“when A Man Holds A Woman Hands?”when A Man Holds A Woman’s Hand Before Marriage, It Is Love;after Marriage It Is Self-defense

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Who Is Lucky Lover In Dis World? A Person Loves A Girl Without Proposing Her, But Finally He Gets Same Girl As His Wife In Arranged Marriage. !

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The Equation Of Marriage:7 Glance = 1 Smile7 Smile = 1 Meeting7 Meeting = 1 Kiss7 Kisses = 1 Proposal7 Proposal = 1 Marriage –and That 1 Marriage Has 77777+ P...

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Height Of Bad Luck A Boy 'n Girl Met Last Time For Their Break Up. Girl's Father Caught Them... Now They Are Married Couple..!! :)

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Q: During Marriage Ceremony Why Is The Bridegroom Made To Sit On The Horse?a: He Is Given His Last Chance To Run Away…!!

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Meaning Of Marriage For A Woman –sacrificing Admiration Of Many Men For The Criticism Of One Man!

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Height Of Courage:- A Senior Student While Ragging A Junior........ I Will Kiss Ur Wife On Ur Wedding Junior Answers:- Thats Ok Sir....... But I Will Marry ...

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On The 1st Night Of Their Marriage, The Groom Told The Bride, Darling Love Is Blind. Yes Dear Replied The Bride, But The Neighbors Are Not, So Please Close The ...

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Every Man Wants A Wife Who Is Beautiful, Understanding, Economical, And A Good Cook. But The Law Allows Only One Wife.

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Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega Saat Pheron Ke Saath Koi Tumse Bandh Jayega. Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Kisi Se Affair Kar Lo Kya Pata Kal Kaun Sa Model Tumhe Saunpa Jay...

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Lawyer: “what Was The First Thing Your Husband Said To You When He Woke That Morning?” Witness: “he Said, ‘where Am I, Cathy?’”lawyer: “and Why Di...

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Daughtr's Letter Aftr Marriage Fine Here Mom, Husband F*cking Me All The Time-while Bathing, Cooking, Washing,ironing Clothes Sorry 4 D Shaky Handwriting....

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Bfre Marage B:i Hv Bin Watng 4 Dis Day G:do U Wnt Me 2 Leave?? B:no Dnt Evn Thnk Abt It!! G:do U Lve Me?? B:of Course I Do! G:if U Ever Cheat Me??? B:...

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Compromising Does Not Mean You Are Wrong And Your Wifeis Right,it Only Means That The Safety Of Your Headis Much More Than Your Ego !

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He: Yes. At Last. It Was So Hard To Wait. She: Do You Want Me To Leave? He: No! Don’t Even Think About It. She: Do You Love Me? He: Of Course! She: Have You E...

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Banta: Have You Noticed That Most Heroes Are Married Man?santa: Every Married Man Is A Hero.

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Short And Funny: Marry And Make A Woman Happy Or Remain A Bachelor And Make Several Women Happy!

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Husband Sits For 5 Hours Looking At His Marriage Certificate, Wife Asks What Are You Doing?... Husband Replies I'm Looking For The F**king Expiry Date!...

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I M Getting Married Next Month.... Its Small Party And Only Few People Will Be Invited...... Dont Bring Any Gift.... .just Bring Someone Who Ll Marry Me....

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Banta Owned A Factory. He Issued Orders That Only Married Men Would Be Employed. Friend Asks: Why This ?bant Reply: Because Married Men Are More Obedient....

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He Darling,if You Marry Me , I Ll Satisfy Your Smallest Wishes. She And What About Big Wishes.. Ha Ha Ha

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