Marriage Messages

A Man Who Surrenders When He's Wrong, Is Honest. A Man Who Surrenders When He's Not Sure, Is Wise. A Man Who Surrenders When He's Right, Is A Husband

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Things In Boy's Room B4 Marriage . Perfume,love Letter,gifts ,laptops,cards,n97 .. After Marriage - Pain Killers,loan Papers, Unpaid Bills, Nokia 1100......

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Man: Is There Any Way 4 Long Life? Dr: Get Married. Man: Will It Help? Dr: No, But The Thought Of A Long Life Will Never Come To U Again!

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Whats The Similarity Between Chewing Gum & Wife????...both R Sweet At The Beginning&becomestastelessshapelessin The End....

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Some People Ask The Secret Of Our Long Marriage. We Take Time To Go To A Restaurant Two Times A Week. A Little Candlelight, Dinner, Soft Music And Dancing.she G...

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The Equation Of Marriage:7 Glance = 1 Smile7 Smile = 1 Meeting7 Meeting = 1 Kiss7 Kisses = 1 Proposal7 Proposal = 1 Marriage –and That 1 Marriage Has 77777+ P...

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Pati: Film Vich Raat Ek Chudel Kade Mere, Te Kade Mere Pichhe! Patni: Kehdi Film Si? Pati: Apne Vyah Di Movie Si!

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Question: If Marriages Are Made In Heaven, What Is Made In H**l? Answer: The Life After Marriage... :

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He Darling,if You Marry Me , I Ll Satisfy Your Smallest Wishes. She And What About Big Wishes.. Ha Ha Ha

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Arrange Marriage Is While U R Walking Unfortunately A Snake Bites U But Love Marriage Is Going Near The Snake & Saying, Kadi... Kadi... Kadi..:);)...

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The Most Effective Way 2 Remember Ur Wife’s Birthday Is 2 Forget It Once.

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Best Way To Propose2 A Girl. Take Her To Sea, Say Her To Sit In A Boat. Then Take The Boat In The Middle Of Sea. Then Say Marry Me Or Leave My Boat....

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Height Of Courage:- A Senior Student While Ragging A Junior........ I Will Kiss Ur Wife On Ur Wedding Junior Answers:- Thats Ok Sir....... But I Will Marry ...

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Prospective Husband: Do You Have A Book Called 'man, The Master Of Women'? Salesgirl: The Fiction Department Is On The Other Side, Sir.

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Meaning Of Marriage For A Woman: Sacrificing Admiration Of Many Men For The Criticism Of One Man!

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One Day A Man Inserted An ‘advertisement’ In The Local Classifieds: “wife Wanted”.next Day He Received A Hundred Letters. They All Said The Same Thing: ...

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Girl To Her Boy Friend:darling, Do You Know Handsome N Smart Boys Always Get Stupid Girl Friends.boy: Thanks For The Compliment, Darling

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Hey Get Ready,my Marriage Is Fixed Its On 1st Of April. Surprised? Stupid,1st April Is April Fool,& U R D 1st Person Whom I Fooled....

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Some Are Married By The Church, Others By Idiots.

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Man 1:- I Do Not Want To Marry Becoz I Am Afraid Of All Women.. Man 2:- Get Married Soon, Then U Will Be Afraid Of Only One Woman Start Loving Other Women....

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Love-a Set Of Heart Attraction-a Set Of Style Marriege-a Set Of Life But Frendship-a Set Of You.....

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Once A Beautiful Woman Was Asked To Describe Marriage.. She Said: Sacrificing The Admiration Of Many Men For The Criticism Of One Man..!!!...

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“when A Man Holds A Woman Hands?”when A Man Holds A Woman’s Hand Before Marriage, It Is Love;after Marriage It Is Self-defense

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Marriage Is Like Going To A Restaurant Your Choice From The Menu, And Then Look At Neighbourin Table N Wish You”d Ordered That…..

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One Good Way To Reduce Alcohol Consumption : Before Marriage - Drink Whenever You Are Sad, After Marriage - Drink Whenever You Are Happy....

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A Man Married A Lady Traffic Police Inspector. Friend: How Was Your First Night? Man: She Charged Rs. 100 From Me For Over Speeding, Rs. 200 For Wrong Side Entr...

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What A Married Man Says After Years Of Marriage:- My Marriage Is Made Of Trust & Understanding, She Doesn’t Trust Me & I Dont Understand Her.

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Q: During Marriage Ceremony Why Is The Bridegroom Made To Sit On The Horse?a: He Is Given His Last Chance To Run Away…!!

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Who Is Lucky Lover In Dis World? A Person Loves A Girl Without Proposing Her, But Finally He Gets Same Girl As His Wife In Arranged Marriage. !

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The Sucessful Marriage Depends On One Simple Equation....... Wife Having Beauty Secrets And Husband Having Secret Beauties.

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True Relatives Always Stand Behind U During Bad Times.check Ur Marriage Album. All Your Relatives Were Standing Behind U!

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Introduction Is Possible Anytime Luv Is Possible Sometime Marriage Is Possible Onetime But Nice Friend Like U Is Possible After A Long Time....

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When Two People Marry They Become In The Eyes Of The Law One Person, And That One Person Is The Husband.

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Why Do We All Marry? Because Romance Is Not The Only Element Of Life. We Should Also Know Horror, Terror, Suspense, Irony, Stupidity & Tragedy Of Life....

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Girl: If We Get Married, You Will Stop Smoking? Boy: Ok Girl: Drinking Too? Boy: Ok Girl: Stop Going To The Night Club? Boy: Ok Girl: What Else You Can Le...

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Are You Free For The Rest Of Your Life?

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Don't Marry The Person You Want To Live With... Marry The One You Cannnot Live Without... But Whatever You Do, You Will Regret It Later..

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Why Do Couples Hold Hands During Their Wedding Day?.?.?.? .... It Is Just A Formality, Like Two Boxers Shaking Hands B4 The Fight Begins !...

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There Is Only One Perfect Child In The World And Every Mother Has It. There Is Only One Perfect Wife In The World And Every Neighbour Has It.

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Telling A Lie Is Fault 4 A Little Boy An Art 4 A Lover An Accomplishment 4 A Bachelor And A Matter Of Survival 4 A Married Man...

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