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Why Do We All Marry? Because Romance Is Not The Only Element Of Life. We Should Also Know Horror, Terror, Suspense, Irony, Stupidity & Tragedy Of Life....

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Biwi-dear Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?pati-me Tumse Itna Pyar Karta Huki Tumhara Jutha Zaher Bhi Pee Sakta Huagar Yakin Na Ho To Aazma Lo...

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The Sucessful Marriage Depends On One Simple Equation....... Wife Having Beauty Secrets And Husband Having Secret Beauties.

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Arrange Marriage Is Like' While Ur Walking Un-fortunately A Snake Bit's U!.... And Love Marriage Is Like Going 2 A Snake And Saying Bite-me,bite-me,bite-me.....

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What’s The Similarity Between Sun And Wife?...yehi K Dono Ki Taraf Ankh Utha K Nahi Dekh Sakte

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Are You Free For The Rest Of Your Life?

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First Marriage Is The Triumph Of Imagination Over Intelligence.second Marriage Is The Triumph Of Hope Over Experience

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Things In Boy's Room B4 Marriage . Perfume,love Letter,gifts ,laptops,cards,n97 .. After Marriage - Pain Killers,loan Papers, Unpaid Bills, Nokia 1100......

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Why Do Couples Hold Hands During Their Wedding Day?.?.?.? .... It Is Just A Formality, Like Two Boxers Shaking Hands B4 The Fight Begins !...

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He: Yes. At Last. It Was So Hard To Wait. She: Do You Want Me To Leave? He: No! Don’t Even Think About It. She: Do You Love Me? He: Of Course! She: Have You E...

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Banta: Have You Noticed That Most Heroes Are Married Man?santa: Every Married Man Is A Hero.

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Why Government Do Not Allow A Man To Marry 2 Women.because Per Constitution, You Can Not Be Punished Twice For The Same Mistake....

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Marriage: It's An Agreement In Which A Man Loses His Bachelor Degree And A Woman Gains Her Master ...

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Meaning Of Marriage For A Woman: Sacrificing Admiration Of Many Men For The Criticism Of One Man!

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A Man Married A Lady Traffic Police Inspector. Friend: How Was Your First Night? Man: She Charged Rs. 100 From Me For Over Speeding, Rs. 200 For Wrong Side Entr...

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True Relatives Always Stand Behind U During Bad Times.check Ur Marriage Album. All Your Relatives Were Standing Behind U!

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Introduction Is Possible Anytime Luv Is Possible Sometime Marriage Is Possible Onetime But Nice Friend Like U Is Possible After A Long Time....

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It’s Funny When People Discuss Love Marriage Vs Arranged.it’s Like Asking Someone, If Suicide Is Better Or Being Murdered

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Short And Funny: Marry And Make A Woman Happy Or Remain A Bachelor And Make Several Women Happy!

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Compromising Does Not Mean You Are Wrong And Your Wifeis Right,it Only Means That The Safety Of Your Headis Much More Than Your Ego !

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Most Successful Happy Married Life Is Defined As. . . . . “yet To Be Seen”

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Shadi K Sukh :-1.subah Garam Pani Milega(bertan Dhone K Liye)2.bachche Milenge(gadha Banane K Liye)3.biwi Apse Pyar Se Bolegi(rashan K Liye)

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On The 1st Night Of Their Marriage, The Groom Told The Bride, Darling Love Is Blind. Yes Dear Replied The Bride, But The Neighbors Are Not, So Please Close The ...

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Kid: Momy Why Dose The Girl Wears White Dress On Her Wedding? Mom: Because White Is The Color Of Happiness, And This Day Is The Happiest Day Of Her Life.. Kid...

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Telling A Lie Is Fault 4 A Little Boy An Art 4 A Lover An Accomplishment 4 A Bachelor And A Matter Of Survival 4 A Married Man...

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Man: Is There Any Way 4 Long Life? Dr: Get Married. Man: Will It Help? Dr: No, But The Thought Of A Long Life Will Never Come To U Again!

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3 Kinds Of Men In The World:some Remain Single & Make Wonders Happen.some Maintain Girlfriends & See Wonders Happen.other Get Married & Wonder What Happened....

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True Relatives Always Stand Behind U During Bad Times. .... Check Ur Marriage Album. All Your Relatives Were Standing Behind U. :p...

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Husband Sits For 5 Hours Looking At His Marriage Certificate, Wife Asks What Are You Doing?... Husband Replies I'm Looking For The F**king Expiry Date!...

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Laloo's Son: Dad, How Much Does It Cost To Get Married. Funny Laloo: I Never Calculated, I Am Still Paying For It.

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The Equation Of Marriage:7 Glance = 1 Smile7 Smile = 1 Meeting7 Meeting = 1 Kiss7 Kisses = 1 Proposal7 Proposal = 1 Marriage –and That 1 Marriage Has 77777+ P...

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Best Way To Propose2 A Girl. Take Her To Sea, Say Her To Sit In A Boat. Then Take The Boat In The Middle Of Sea. Then Say Marry Me Or Leave My Boat....

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A Good Marriage Would Be Between A Blind Wife And A Deaf Husband. Michel De Montaigne

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Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne Hello Kiya, Wife- Koun Thi Wo? Hus-tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Pucheg...

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75yrz Old Man Got Married With A Girl Of 15 Yrz Old. At Marriage Nite They Both R Crying Cuz Girl Dont Know Anything And An Old Man Hav 4gotten Evrythng.

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Marriage Is Like Going To A Restaurant Your Choice From The Menu, And Then Look At Neighbourin Table N Wish You”d Ordered That…..

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There Was This Guy Who Told His Woman That He Loved Her So Much That He Would Go Thruogh H**l For Her. They Got Married And Now He Is Going Thru H**l.

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When Two People Marry They Become In The Eyes Of The Law One Person, And That One Person Is The Husband.

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Man Receives Telegram: Wife Dead-should Be Buried Or Cremated? Man: Don't Take Any Chances. Burn The Body And Bury The Ash.

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He Darling,if You Marry Me , I Ll Satisfy Your Smallest Wishes. She And What About Big Wishes.. Ha Ha Ha

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