Marriage Messages

Dr-apke 3 Daant Kese Tut Gye.golu:-bv Ne Kadak Halwa Banaya Tha,wo Khayadr:-to Halwa Khane Se Mana Kar Detegolu- Fir To 32 Ke 32 Tut Jate...

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Girl - Will You Love Me After Marriage Also ??? Boy - This Depends On Your Husband,if He Allows Me .......

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A Man Married A Lady Traffic Police Inspector. Friend: How Was Your First Night? Man: She Charged Rs. 100 From Me For Over Speeding, Rs. 200 For Wrong Side Entr...

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75yrz Old Man Got Married With A Girl Of 15 Yrz Old. At Marriage Nite They Both R Crying Cuz Girl Dont Know Anything And An Old Man Hav 4gotten Evrythng.

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Girl Before Marriage Looks Like Brbie Doll, After Marriage Beautiful Doll, After One Year Nice Doll, After Two Years Only Doll, After Three Years Pandol...

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When Two People Marry They Become In The Eyes Of The Law One Person, And That One Person Is The Husband.

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Prospective Husband: Do You Have A Book Called 'man, The Master Of Women'? Salesgirl: The Fiction Department Is On The Other Side, Sir.

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The Sucessful Marriage Depends On One Simple Equation....... Wife Having Beauty Secrets And Husband Having Secret Beauties.

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Introduction Is Possible Anytime Luv Is Possible Sometime Marriage Is Possible Onetime But Nice Friend Like U Is Possible After A Long Time....

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“when A Man Holds A Woman Hands?”when A Man Holds A Woman’s Hand Before Marriage, It Is Love;after Marriage It Is Self-defense

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What A Married Man Says After Years Of Marriage:- My Marriage Is Made Of Trust & Understanding, She Doesn’t Trust Me & I Dont Understand Her.

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Ramu: Shaadi Ko Paribhashit Karo?bholu: Shaadi Kapdon Ko Muft Me Dhone Ka Ek Behad Kharchila Tarika Hai

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Don't Marry The Person You Want To Live With... Marry The One You Cannnot Live Without... But Whatever You Do, You Will Regret It Later..

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Marriages Are Made In Heaven Then What Are Made In H**l? Ans : The Days After Marriage

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Meaning Of Marriage For A Woman –sacrificing Admiration Of Many Men For The Criticism Of One Man!

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Best Way To Propose2 A Girl. Take Her To Sea, Say Her To Sit In A Boat. Then Take The Boat In The Middle Of Sea. Then Say Marry Me Or Leave My Boat....

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Lawyer: “what Was The First Thing Your Husband Said To You When He Woke That Morning?” Witness: “he Said, ‘where Am I, Cathy?’”lawyer: “and Why Di...

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Every Man Needs A Beautiful Wife, Intelligent Wife, Caring Wife, Loving Wife, S**y Wife, Adjusting Cooperative Wife, But Its Sad That Law Allows Only One Wife....

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Whats The Similarity Between Chewing Gum & Wife????...both R Sweet At The Beginning&becomestastelessshapelessin The End....

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Man :is There Any Way For Long Life? Doctor : Get Married.man : Will It Help? Doctor : No, But The Thought Of Long Life Will Never Come....

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One Day A Man Inserted An ‘advertisement’ In The Local Classifieds: “wife Wanted”.next Day He Received A Hundred Letters. They All Said The Same Thing: ...

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Height Of Courage:- A Senior Student While Ragging A Junior........ I Will Kiss Ur Wife On Ur Wedding Junior Answers:- Thats Ok Sir....... But I Will Marry ...

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My Wife Came Home The Other Night And Told Me To Take Off Her Blouse. Then She Told Me To Take Off Her Skirt. Then She Told Me Never To Wear Her Clothes Again....

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Daughtr's Letter Aftr Marriage Fine Here Mom, Husband F*cking Me All The Time-while Bathing, Cooking, Washing,ironing Clothes Sorry 4 D Shaky Handwriting....

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