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Ortho Surgeon To Patient : Ive Good News And Bad News For You. The Bad News Is I Amputated The Wrong Leg. The Good News Is Your Bad Leg Is Getting Better....

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Patient To Nurse: I Don't Want To Get Well Because I Love You! Nurse: You Wont Get Well Ever, Bcoz Doctor Has Seen You Kissing Me He Loves Me Too! )

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Psychiatrists Say One Out Of Four People Is Mentally Ill. So Go Check Your Friends Out............. If Three Of Them Are Okay Then It Must Be You !

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A Candle May Melt And It's Fire May Die, But The Love You Have Given Me Will Always Stay As A Flame In My Heart.

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When U Feel Lonely And Alone Cannot See Any One Around You, The World Seems To Be Fading Away, Come Along With Me I'll Take U To An Eye Specialist!...

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Doctor To Patient: You Are Very Sick. Patient: Can I Get A Second Opinion?. Doctor: Yes, You Are Very Ugly Too.

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Two Doctors Are Having S*x, He Says To Her, You Must Be A Surgeon, You Washed Your Hands Before And After. She Replies, Well You Must Be An Anesthetist, Beca...

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Dentist Was Removing A Tooth Of A Lady Dentist: Madam You Are Holding My Balls Lady: I Know, Its Just To Remind You That We Are Not Going To Hurt Each Other

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Difference Between Engineer And Doctor If Engineers Make A Mistake, Its Seen By All The People For Many Centuries. If Doctors Make A Mistake Its Buried 6 Ft U...

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An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away, But If Doctor Is Cute, Forget The Fruit.

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Hello Its The Police ..... You Are Under Arrest Oh Wrong Person

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Santa-why Do Doctors Cover Their Faces During An Operation? .......because If A Mistake Happens, Nobody Would Know Who Did It.

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Press Down If U Think U R Mad. I Can't Believe U Did That! Again? For God Sake! Lord!! Why U Still Doing It? Truth Is Out Now! Mental Case!!

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The New England Journal Of Medicine Reports That... ! 9 Out Of 10 Doctors Agree That 1 Out Of 10 Doctors Is An Idiot...

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Eye Doctor : Please Tell What Is Written In The Board......????? Patient : Where Is The Board Doctor ??????????? Eye Doctor : ???????????? -----hahahahahahah...

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The Stupid Guy And The Doctor There Was A Guy That Was Sick He Went To The Doctor And Said Doctor I Have A Fever The Doctor Said You Will Have To Take 4 Spoons...

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Man: Doctor, This Bucket Has A Hole. Can U Please Repair It...? Doc: Stupid, U Know Who I Am? Man: Of Course, I Heard That U R Famous In Plastic Surgery.........

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Husband Wanted To Call The Hospital To Ask About His Pregnant Wife,but Accidently Called The Cricket Stadium.he Asks, Hows The Situation? He Was Shocked Nearl...

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Santa : Im A Proud Father. My Son Is In Medical College. Banta : Whats He Studying? Santa : He's Not Studying, They Are Studying Him!

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I Shall Take You To Bed And Control You. I Will Make You Ache, Shake And Sweat Until You Grunt And Groan. I Will Make You Beg For Mercy. I Will Exhaust You T...

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Doctor: Mrs Natasha Good News 4u. Natasha: Wot Do U Mean By Mrs Natasha. I Am Miss Natasha. Doctor: Oh! Sorry Miss Bad News For U...

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Patient:: Tell Me Truly Doctor, What Are My Chances Of Recovery? Doctor: Just 100 Percent, No Doubt. Statistical Reports Show That Only Nine Out Of Ten Die Fro...

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For Toothpaste Ad They Show Teeth. . For Hair Oil They Show Hair. . For Face Cream They Show Face. . But For Whisper They R Not Showing Anything, That's C...

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Smoking Efects Lungs Drinking Efects Liver Grls Efect Heart Bt D Most Dangerx One Is: Study, It Effects Brain. Sidha Coma Me Jaoge =p Avoid It -

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Never Kiss A Lawyer She Will Say I Object This... Never Kiss A Nurse She Will Saywhos Next?...... Always Kiss A Teacher She Will Saydo It Ten Times......

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Patient : I Always See Spots Before My Eyes. Doctor : Didnt The New Glasses Help? Patient : Sure, Now I See The Spots Much Clearer.!

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A Cute Nurse Came 4 The Interview. Dr: What Salary U Xpect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr Was Overjoyed Said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With Pleasure It's 25,000

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Dr: I Have A Medicine, It Will Make U Young Again! 70yr Old Man: No! I Don't Want To Be Young. Dr: Why? Old Man: I Will Not Get My Pension Then!

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A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg Removes Sandal = 56. Then Dupatta = 52 Now Coins Finished....... A Boy In A Q Behind Her Said Carry On, I Have Coins!!...

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I Will Put You In Bed, Make Sweat, Shake And Ache All Over. Make You Grunt And Groan Until You Can Take No More. All My Love The Flu...

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Plastic Surgeons Are Always Making Mountains Out If Molehills.

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We Will Now Upgrade Your Brain, .please Wait....searching....searching... Still Searching....sorry,no Brain Found...!

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Santa Gose 2 A Library And Asks A Book 'psyco-the-rapist' The Librarian Searches 4 A While Cums Back Slaps Says Idiot,the Book Is Called Psycotherapist

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Quesion: Why The Blood Will Comes Out If Any Cut Is Happened On Th Body? Answer: Because To Know Who Was Calling From Outside

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How Do You Do? Are You Free? Doing Nothing? Great! Then Make A Place For Me In Your Heart, I'll See You Soon! Yours Faithfully, Heart Attack

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Patient : Doctor, You Have Given Two Prescriptions.! Doctor : Yes, This One Is To To Make You Feel Better And The Other One To Make The Drug Company Feel ...

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Science Teacher: If A Girl Is Attacked By Asthama Thn U Must Give Her Breathing With Ur Lips She Will Be Fine Student: Its Alright, Bt Wht Should Be Done To Ge...

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Sardar On Phone: Doctor My Wife Is Pergnant.she Is Having Pain Right Now. Doctor: Is This Her First Child? Sardar: No This Is Her Husband Speaking

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3 Feelings What Is The Diference B/w Stress,tension Panic? Stress Is When Wife Is Pregnant, Tension Is When Girlfriend Is Pregnant Panic Is When Both R Pr...

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