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Man Woke Up In A Hospital After Serious Accident. He Shouted, Doctor, I Cant Feel My Legs.! Doctor Replied, I Know You Cant Ive Cut Off Your Arms.!

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Zoology Teacher Asks A Girl To Draw The Female Reproductive System. The Shy Girl Looks Down......... A Boy Shouts From His Seat Look, She Is Copying..... Boyz...

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A Guy Walks Past A Mental Hospital And Hears A Moaning Voice 13.....13....13....13 The Man Looked Over To The Hospital And Saw A Hole In The Wall, He Looked Thr...

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Health Tips:use D Phone By Left Earwhen Cell Battery Is Low At Last Bar,dont Answer The Phone, As The Radiation Is 1000 Times Stronger. For All My Friend Bcoz ...

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Human Brain Is The Most Outstanding Object In World. It Functions 24hrs A Day, 365days A Year. It Functions Right From The Time We Are Born, And Stop Only When ...

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Doctor To Lady: You R Looking So Weak And Exhausted! Are You Properly Taking 3 Meals A Day As I Had Advised? Lady: Oh My God! I Heard 3 Males Per Day!

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Ur Words R Antibiotics, Ur Smile Is Analgesic, Ur Touch Is Anti-inflamatory, Ur Presence Is Antiseptic, Ur Sms Is Anti-pyretic.. That's Why I Never Fall Il...

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A Man Went To The Doctor Feeling Very Depressed. What You Need, Said The Doctor, Is Some Companionship. Go Out And Find A Girl Who Likes To Do The Same Things...

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3 Feelings What Is The Diference B/w Stress,tension Panic? Stress Is When Wife Is Pregnant, Tension Is When Girlfriend Is Pregnant Panic Is When Both R Pr...

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Santa Gose 2 A Library And Asks A Book 'psyco-the-rapist' The Librarian Searches 4 A While Cums Back Slaps Says Idiot,the Book Is Called Psycotherapist

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I Shall Take You To Bed And Control You. I Will Make You Ache, Shake And Sweat Until You Grunt And Groan. I Will Make You Beg For Mercy. I Will Exhaust You T...

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The Stupid Guy And The Doctor There Was A Guy That Was Sick He Went To The Doctor And Said Doctor I Have A Fever The Doctor Said You Will Have To Take 4 Spoons...

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In A Hospital A Doctor Was Dismissed For Reading A Book.. . . . Guess The Name Of That Book? . 'how To Become A Doctor In 30 Days!'

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Man: Doctor, This Bucket Has A Hole. Can U Please Repair It...? Doc: Stupid, U Know Who I Am? Man: Of Course, I Heard That U R Famous In Plastic Surgery.........

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A Girl To Doctor: When I Smoke Cigarette, I Feel Very Uncomfortable, On First Puff, I Put Off My Shoes. On Second, My Socks. On Third, My Shirt. Doctor: Ta...

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I Am In Hospital Now. After 5 Minutes, I Will Be Transferred To A Surgery Room. The Doctor Told Me, I Will Die If I Stop Receiving Your Sms.

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A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg Removes Sandal = 56. Then Dupatta = 52 Now Coins Finished....... A Boy In A Q Behind Her Said Carry On, I Have Coins!!...

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Mr.bean: All Over My Body Wherever I Press I Have Pain Doctor: Whole Body Scan Result Of Scan: Finger Fractured!!!

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Man - Doctor: My Wife Thinks She Is A Piano. Doctor: Bring Her In, Let Me Speak With Her. Man: Are You Joking? She Is Too Heavy

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When U Feel Lonely And Alone Cannot See Any One Around You, The World Seems To Be Fading Away, Come Along With Me I'll Take U To An Eye Specialist!...

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Doctor: U Look Exactly Like My Third Wife. Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have? Doc : Two... Moral : Express Smart Ideas , Smartly .....

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Definition Of A Nurse A Young And Beautiful Woman Who Fingers You In All Places N Holds Your Hand And Then Expects Your Pulse To Be Normal!...

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A Man Is Dying Of Cancer. His Son Asked Him: Dad, Why Do U Keep Telling People U Are Dying Of Aids? Dad Answer : So When Im Dead No One Will Dare To Touch U...

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Eye Doctor : Please Tell What Is Written In The Board......????? Patient : Where Is The Board Doctor ??????????? Eye Doctor : ???????????? -----hahahahahahah...

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The Curtains Tell The Doctor They Are Not Feeling Well?? The Doctor Replied.pull Your Self Together. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Man: My Problem Is That I Forget Everthing Doctor: When Did You Discover That Problem?? Man : What Problem??

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Difference Between Engineer And Doctor If Engineers Make A Mistake, Its Seen By All The People For Many Centuries. If Doctors Make A Mistake Its Buried 6 Ft U...

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I Will Put You In Bed, Make Sweat, Shake And Ache All Over. Make You Grunt And Groan Until You Can Take No More. All My Love The Flu...

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Never Kiss A Lawyer She Will Say I Object This... Never Kiss A Nurse She Will Saywhos Next?...... Always Kiss A Teacher She Will Saydo It Ten Times......

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Que. What Advice Does The Doctor Give To Sick Prostitutes? Ans. Stay Out Of Bed...

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Man: Nars, My Back Is Hurts Bery Mats, Can U Tek D Pein Awi? Nurse: Okay Sir, I'll Give You A Shot Of Morphine. Man: No! Not Morpein! My Gudness, I Want Less ...

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He : Doctor ! This Medicine Is Not Available In Any Medical Store. Doctor : Oh Sorry, I Forgot To Write The Medicine.that Was My Signature.

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Life Without U Is Impossible, U R In My Breath And Blood. I Cant Stay For A Second Without U, If U R Not There I Am Dead Hey Hello I Am Talking About Oxygen...

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Sardar On Phone: Doctor My Wife Is Pergnant.she Is Having Pain Right Now. Doctor: Is This Her First Child? Sardar: No This Is Her Husband Speaking

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Gud Morning.....kindly Observe Silence For Two Minutes In The Memory Of Those Poor Mosquitoes Who Died Last Night After Sucking Ur Blood .thanks.

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Patient To Nurse: I Don't Want To Get Well Because I Love You! Nurse: You Wont Get Well Ever, Bcoz Doctor Has Seen You Kissing Me He Loves Me Too! )

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Husband Wanted To Call The Hospital To Ask About His Pregnant Wife,but Accidently Called The Cricket Stadium.he Asks, Hows The Situation? He Was Shocked Nearl...

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I Have Lost Friends, Some By Death,others Through Sheer Inability To Cross The Street.

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Doctor: You Need New Glasses Patient: How Do You Know I Havent Told You Whats Wrong With Me Yet Doctor: I Could Tell As Soon As You Walked In Through Th...

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Doctor Implants A New Ear To A Man. Man: You Idiot, You Gave Me A Womans Ear Doctor: It Makes No Difference Man: It Does,now I Hear Everything But Understan...

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