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Dr: I Have A Medicine, It Will Make U Young Again! 70yr Old Man: No! I Don't Want To Be Young. Dr: Why? Old Man: I Will Not Get My Pension Then!
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Santa-why Do Doctors Cover Their Faces During An Operation? .......because If A Mistake Happens, Nobody Would Know Who Did It.
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Mr Funny Cuts Sides Of The Capsule Before Taking It? Guess Why ?????????? .. . . . To Avoid Side Effects!!!...
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Dentist Was Removing A Tooth Of A Lady Dentist: Madam You Are Holding My Balls Lady: I Know, Its Just To Remind You That We Are Not Going To Hurt Each Other
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Difference Between Engineer And Doctor If Engineers Make A Mistake, Its Seen By All The People For Many Centuries. If Doctors Make A Mistake Its Buried 6 Ft U...
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Health Tips:use D Phone By Left Earwhen Cell Battery Is Low At Last Bar,dont Answer The Phone, As The Radiation Is 1000 Times Stronger. For All My Friend Bcoz ...
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Teacher : Ronald Tell Me What Is The Formula Of 'water' Ronald :h I J K L M N O. Teacher : What Are Talking About ? Ronald : Yesterday You Said It Is H To...
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Never Ask An Advice From A Doctor ... They Are Trained To Find A Problem ...not Solution
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Husband Wanted To Call The Hospital To Ask About His Pregnant Wife,but Accidently Called The Cricket Stadium.he Asks, Hows The Situation? He Was Shocked Nearl...
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He : Doctor ! This Medicine Is Not Available In Any Medical Store. Doctor : Oh Sorry, I Forgot To Write The Medicine.that Was My Signature.
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I Have Lost Friends, Some By Death,others Through Sheer Inability To Cross The Street.
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Ortho Surgeon To Patient : Ive Good News And Bad News For You. The Bad News Is I Amputated The Wrong Leg. The Good News Is Your Bad Leg Is Getting Better....
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Dream Makes Everything Possible, Hope Makes Everything Work, Luv Makes Everything Beautiful, Smile Makes All The Above... So Always Brush Ur Teeth
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There Is A Good News For U.u R Going To Usa Soon. Some Scientist Will Take You There. Because They Want To Test That How Can You Live Without Your Brain.
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Press Down If U Think U R Mad. I Can't Believe U Did That! Again? For God Sake! Lord!! Why U Still Doing It? Truth Is Out Now! Mental Case!!
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Nurse Kept Sardars Finger In Her Mouth After Blood Test. Then Sardar Started Dancing . Nurse:y R U Dancing. Sardar:next Is Urine Test
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Doctor: You Need New Glasses Patient: How Do You Know I Havent Told You Whats Wrong With Me Yet Doctor: I Could Tell As Soon As You Walked In Through Th...
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Profesor In A Medical Classroom.. Mans Sparm Contains Fructos(sugar) One Female Student Had A Genuine Doubt. She Asks.. Girl:sir, Then Y It Doesnt Taste Sw...
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One female student had a genuine Doubt.
She asks..
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Gynaecology Is The Best Profession! 1) Make A Woman N***d. 2) Feel Her B*****s. 3) Finger Her Pu$$y -and - Make Her Husband Pay For What U Did..
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A Man Went To The Doctor Feeling Very Depressed. What You Need, Said The Doctor, Is Some Companionship. Go Out And Find A Girl Who Likes To Do The Same Things...
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A Girl To Doctor: When I Smoke Cigarette, I Feel Very Uncomfortable, On First Puff, I Put Off My Shoes. On Second, My Socks. On Third, My Shirt. Doctor: Ta...
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The Curtains Tell The Doctor They Are Not Feeling Well?? The Doctor Replied.pull Your Self Together. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Mr.bean: All Over My Body Wherever I Press I Have Pain Doctor: Whole Body Scan Result Of Scan: Finger Fractured!!!
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A Cute Nurse Came 4 The Interview. Dr: What Salary U Xpect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr Was Overjoyed Said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With Pleasure It's 25,000
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Doctor Implants A New Ear To A Man. Man: You Idiot, You Gave Me A Womans Ear Doctor: It Makes No Difference Man: It Does,now I Hear Everything But Understan...
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5 Years Are Required To Make A Human A Doctor.. And Then Whole Life Is Required To Make Him Human Again:dd
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The Stupid Guy And The Doctor There Was A Guy That Was Sick He Went To The Doctor And Said Doctor I Have A Fever The Doctor Said You Will Have To Take 4 Spoons...
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How Do You Do? Are You Free? Doing Nothing? Great! Then Make A Place For Me In Your Heart, I'll See You Soon! Yours Faithfully, Heart Attack
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Patient:: Tell Me Truly Doctor, What Are My Chances Of Recovery? Doctor: Just 100 Percent, No Doubt. Statistical Reports Show That Only Nine Out Of Ten Die Fro...
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Physics Proff Proposes 2 Chemistry Mam When I See Ur Conical Jars,my Pendulam Starts Oscillating..! Chem Mam- Ok, Can U Drop The Solution In2 My Funnel..?...
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Patient : I Always See Spots Before My Eyes. Doctor : Didnt The New Glasses Help? Patient : Sure, Now I See The Spots Much Clearer.!
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Patient: Doctor, I Have A Pain In My Eye Whenever I Drink Tea. Doctor: Take The Spoon Out Of The Mug Before You Drink.
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Man: Doctor, This Bucket Has A Hole. Can U Please Repair It...? Doc: Stupid, U Know Who I Am? Man: Of Course, I Heard That U R Famous In Plastic Surgery.........
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Don't Do Drugs Because If You Do Drugs You'll Go To Prison And Drugs Are Really Expensive In Prison......... !!
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A Man Went For Injection,,nurse Said : Pull Down Ur Trousers .. Man Replied : I Feel Shy Can U Do It First ?
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A Candle May Melt And It's Fire May Die, But The Love You Have Given Me Will Always Stay As A Flame In My Heart.
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First Case Of Viagra Overdose Reported... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Man Died And They Couldn't Close The Coffin.......:-d
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An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away, But If Doctor Is Cute, Forget The Fruit.
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Man Woke Up In A Hospital After Serious Accident. He Shouted, Doctor, I Cant Feel My Legs.! Doctor Replied, I Know You Cant Ive Cut Off Your Arms.!
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