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Teacher : Ronald Tell Me What Is The Formula Of 'water' Ronald :h I J K L M N O. Teacher : What Are Talking About ? Ronald : Yesterday You Said It Is H To...
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Press Down If U Think U R Mad. I Can't Believe U Did That! Again? For God Sake! Lord!! Why U Still Doing It? Truth Is Out Now! Mental Case!!
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Man: Doctor My Wife Recently Has Lost Her Voice. What Should I Do To Help Her To Get It Back? Doctor: Try To Come Home At 3 In The Morning.
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Smoking Efects Lungs Drinking Efects Liver Grls Efect Heart Bt D Most Dangerx One Is: Study, It Effects Brain. Sidha Coma Me Jaoge =p Avoid It -
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We Will Now Upgrade Your Brain, .please Wait....searching....searching... Still Searching....sorry,no Brain Found...!
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For Toothpaste Ad They Show Teeth. . For Hair Oil They Show Hair. . For Face Cream They Show Face. . But For Whisper They R Not Showing Anything, That's C...
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Santa : Im A Proud Father. My Son Is In Medical College. Banta : Whats He Studying? Santa : He's Not Studying, They Are Studying Him!
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A Cute Nurse Came 4 The Interview. Dr: What Salary U Xpect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr Was Overjoyed Said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With Pleasure It's 25,000
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In A Hospital A Doctor Was Dismissed For Reading A Book.. . . . Guess The Name Of That Book? . 'how To Become A Doctor In 30 Days!'
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Doctor: You Need New Glasses Patient: How Do You Know I Havent Told You Whats Wrong With Me Yet Doctor: I Could Tell As Soon As You Walked In Through Th...
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Man - Doctor: My Wife Thinks She Is A Piano. Doctor: Bring Her In, Let Me Speak With Her. Man: Are You Joking? She Is Too Heavy
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Ur Words R Antibiotics, Ur Smile Is Analgesic, Ur Touch Is Anti-inflamatory, Ur Presence Is Antiseptic, Ur Sms Is Anti-pyretic.. That's Why I Never Fall Il...
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A Guy Went To The Doctor And He Said: Doc I Cant See When I But My Hand Over My Eyes?! Doctor: Ok Am Going To Make A Hole In Your Hand So You Can See Happy!! ...
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The New England Journal Of Medicine Reports That... ! 9 Out Of 10 Doctors Agree That 1 Out Of 10 Doctors Is An Idiot...
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Science Teacher: If A Girl Is Attacked By Asthama Thn U Must Give Her Breathing With Ur Lips She Will Be Fine Student: Its Alright, Bt Wht Should Be Done To Ge...
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Husband Wanted To Call The Hospital To Ask About His Pregnant Wife,but Accidently Called The Cricket Stadium.he Asks, Hows The Situation? He Was Shocked Nearl...
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Doctor: U Look Exactly Like My Third Wife. Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have? Doc : Two... Moral : Express Smart Ideas , Smartly .....
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First Case Of Viagra Overdose Reported... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Man Died And They Couldn't Close The Coffin.......:-d
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A Man Went For Injection,,nurse Said : Pull Down Ur Trousers .. Man Replied : I Feel Shy Can U Do It First ?
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Doctor: Mrs Natasha Good News 4u. Natasha: Wot Do U Mean By Mrs Natasha. I Am Miss Natasha. Doctor: Oh! Sorry Miss Bad News For U...
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I Am In Hospital Now. After 5 Minutes, I Will Be Transferred To A Surgery Room. The Doctor Told Me, I Will Die If I Stop Receiving Your Sms.
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Man: Nars, My Back Is Hurts Bery Mats, Can U Tek D Pein Awi? Nurse: Okay Sir, I'll Give You A Shot Of Morphine. Man: No! Not Morpein! My Gudness, I Want Less ...
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Mbbs Final Exam Question: Fill In The Blanks. If A Lady Faints, We Must 1st Check Her Pu_s_ Only Few Intelligent Students Wrote Pulse
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Don't Do Drugs Because If You Do Drugs You'll Go To Prison And Drugs Are Really Expensive In Prison......... !!
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When U Feel Lonely And Alone Cannot See Any One Around You, The World Seems To Be Fading Away, Come Along With Me I'll Take U To An Eye Specialist!...
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3 Feelings What Is The Diference B/w Stress,tension Panic? Stress Is When Wife Is Pregnant, Tension Is When Girlfriend Is Pregnant Panic Is When Both R Pr...
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Crack: Oh! I Went To Theatre Yestrday. One Man Cut Other Man. Jack: In Which Theatre? Crack: Operation Theatre.
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Human Brain Is The Most Outstanding Object In World. It Functions 24hrs A Day, 365days A Year. It Functions Right From The Time We Are Born, And Stop Only When ...
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Profesor In A Medical Classroom.. Mans Sparm Contains Fructos(sugar) One Female Student Had A Genuine Doubt. She Asks.. Girl:sir, Then Y It Doesnt Taste Sw...
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One female student had a genuine Doubt.
She asks..
Girl:Sir, then Y it doesnt taste SWEET....&
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The Stupid Guy And The Doctor There Was A Guy That Was Sick He Went To The Doctor And Said Doctor I Have A Fever The Doctor Said You Will Have To Take 4 Spoons...
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I Shall Take You To Bed And Control You. I Will Make You Ache, Shake And Sweat Until You Grunt And Groan. I Will Make You Beg For Mercy. I Will Exhaust You T...
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Patient:: Tell Me Truly Doctor, What Are My Chances Of Recovery? Doctor: Just 100 Percent, No Doubt. Statistical Reports Show That Only Nine Out Of Ten Die Fro...
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In An Engineering University During A Math's Class: Student: Why Do We Have To Learn This? Teacher: To Save Lives!!!!! Student: How Does Math Save Lives? Te...
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Doctor Implants A New Ear To A Man. Man: You Idiot, You Gave Me A Womans Ear Doctor: It Makes No Difference Man: It Does,now I Hear Everything But Understan...
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Health Tips:use D Phone By Left Earwhen Cell Battery Is Low At Last Bar,dont Answer The Phone, As The Radiation Is 1000 Times Stronger. For All My Friend Bcoz ...
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Nurse Kept Sardars Finger In Her Mouth After Blood Test. Then Sardar Started Dancing . Nurse:y R U Dancing. Sardar:next Is Urine Test
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Why Were All The Engineers So Happy After Watching 3 Idiots ? Now Delivery Will Be Done By Engineers Not Doctors. Another Source Of Placement After Completion ...
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