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When U Feel Lonely And Alone Cannot See Any One Around You, The World Seems To Be Fading Away, Come Along With Me I'll Take U To An Eye Specialist!...
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The Curtains Tell The Doctor They Are Not Feeling Well?? The Doctor Replied.pull Your Self Together. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Doctor To Lady: You R Looking So Weak And Exhausted! Are You Properly Taking 3 Meals A Day As I Had Advised? Lady: Oh My God! I Heard 3 Males Per Day!
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Never Kiss A Lawyer She Will Say I Object This... Never Kiss A Nurse She Will Saywhos Next?...... Always Kiss A Teacher She Will Saydo It Ten Times......
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We Will Now Upgrade Your Brain, .please Wait....searching....searching... Still Searching....sorry,no Brain Found...!
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A Man Is Dying Of Cancer. His Son Asked Him: Dad, Why Do U Keep Telling People U Are Dying Of Aids? Dad Answer : So When Im Dead No One Will Dare To Touch U...
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Doctor: Mrs Natasha Good News 4u. Natasha: Wot Do U Mean By Mrs Natasha. I Am Miss Natasha. Doctor: Oh! Sorry Miss Bad News For U...
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Santa-why Do Doctors Cover Their Faces During An Operation? .......because If A Mistake Happens, Nobody Would Know Who Did It.
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Santa : Im A Proud Father. My Son Is In Medical College. Banta : Whats He Studying? Santa : He's Not Studying, They Are Studying Him!
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Dr: I Have A Medicine, It Will Make U Young Again! 70yr Old Man: No! I Don't Want To Be Young. Dr: Why? Old Man: I Will Not Get My Pension Then!
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Smoking Efects Lungs Drinking Efects Liver Grls Efect Heart Bt D Most Dangerx One Is: Study, It Effects Brain. Sidha Coma Me Jaoge =p Avoid It -
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First Case Of Viagra Overdose Reported... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Man Died And They Couldn't Close The Coffin.......:-d
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Man: Doctor My Wife Recently Has Lost Her Voice. What Should I Do To Help Her To Get It Back? Doctor: Try To Come Home At 3 In The Morning.
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89 Percentage Of Teachers Are Suffering From Throat Cancer. So Please Cut The Classes As Much As Possible And Save Our Teachers. . . . .
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I Am In Hospital Now. After 5 Minutes, I Will Be Transferred To A Surgery Room. The Doctor Told Me, I Will Die If I Stop Receiving Your Sms.
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Don't Do Drugs Because If You Do Drugs You'll Go To Prison And Drugs Are Really Expensive In Prison......... !!
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Eye Doctor : Please Tell What Is Written In The Board......????? Patient : Where Is The Board Doctor ??????????? Eye Doctor : ???????????? -----hahahahahahah...
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A Sardar Doctor And Pundit Loved Same Girl. Pundit Started Giving An Apple To The Girl Everyday. Sardar Doctor Asked: Why ? Pundit: An Apple A Day Keeps Th...
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Doctor To Patient: You Are Very Sick. Patient: Can I Get A Second Opinion?. Doctor: Yes, You Are Very Ugly Too.
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Patient : Doctor, You Have Given Two Prescriptions.! Doctor : Yes, This One Is To To Make You Feel Better And The Other One To Make The Drug Company Feel ...
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Gud Morning.....kindly Observe Silence For Two Minutes In The Memory Of Those Poor Mosquitoes Who Died Last Night After Sucking Ur Blood .thanks.
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Patient : I Always See Spots Before My Eyes. Doctor : Didnt The New Glasses Help? Patient : Sure, Now I See The Spots Much Clearer.!
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For Toothpaste Ad They Show Teeth. . For Hair Oil They Show Hair. . For Face Cream They Show Face. . But For Whisper They R Not Showing Anything, That's C...
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Patient To Nurse: I Don't Want To Get Well Because I Love You! Nurse: You Wont Get Well Ever, Bcoz Doctor Has Seen You Kissing Me He Loves Me Too! )
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The Stupid Guy And The Doctor There Was A Guy That Was Sick He Went To The Doctor And Said Doctor I Have A Fever The Doctor Said You Will Have To Take 4 Spoons...
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What Does A Rubik's Cube And A Pen*s Have In Common? They Both Get Harder The Longer You Play With Them.
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Zoology Teacher Asks A Girl To Draw The Female Reproductive System. The Shy Girl Looks Down......... A Boy Shouts From His Seat Look, She Is Copying..... Boyz...
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Doctor Implants A New Ear To A Man. Man: You Idiot, You Gave Me A Womans Ear Doctor: It Makes No Difference Man: It Does,now I Hear Everything But Understan...
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Crack: Oh! I Went To Theatre Yestrday. One Man Cut Other Man. Jack: In Which Theatre? Crack: Operation Theatre.
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Man - Doctor: My Wife Thinks She Is A Piano. Doctor: Bring Her In, Let Me Speak With Her. Man: Are You Joking? She Is Too Heavy
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Profesor In A Medical Classroom.. Mans Sparm Contains Fructos(sugar) One Female Student Had A Genuine Doubt. She Asks.. Girl:sir, Then Y It Doesnt Taste Sw...
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One female student had a genuine Doubt.
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Gynaecology Is The Best Profession! 1) Make A Woman N***d. 2) Feel Her B*****s. 3) Finger Her Pu$$y -and - Make Her Husband Pay For What U Did..
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Patient:: Tell Me Truly Doctor, What Are My Chances Of Recovery? Doctor: Just 100 Percent, No Doubt. Statistical Reports Show That Only Nine Out Of Ten Die Fro...
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Santa: Why Are You Heating The Knife. Banta: To Do Suicide. Santa: But Why Are You Heating It? Banta: To Prevent Infection....
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Que. What Advice Does The Doctor Give To Sick Prostitutes? Ans. Stay Out Of Bed...
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How Do You Do? Are You Free? Doing Nothing? Great! Then Make A Place For Me In Your Heart, I'll See You Soon! Yours Faithfully, Heart Attack
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Dentist Was Removing A Tooth Of A Lady Dentist: Madam You Are Holding My Balls Lady: I Know, Its Just To Remind You That We Are Not Going To Hurt Each Other
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Man: Nars, My Back Is Hurts Bery Mats, Can U Tek D Pein Awi? Nurse: Okay Sir, I'll Give You A Shot Of Morphine. Man: No! Not Morpein! My Gudness, I Want Less ...
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Two Young Medical Students Were Standing On A Street Corner Observing People As They Passed And Discussing Any Abnormalities With Each Other That They May Have....
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