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Santa : Im A Proud Father. My Son Is In Medical College. Banta : Whats He Studying? Santa : He's Not Studying, They Are Studying Him!
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Man - Doctor: My Wife Thinks She Is A Piano. Doctor: Bring Her In, Let Me Speak With Her. Man: Are You Joking? She Is Too Heavy
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Husband Wanted To Call The Hospital To Ask About His Pregnant Wife,but Accidently Called The Cricket Stadium.he Asks, Hows The Situation? He Was Shocked Nearl...
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5 Years Are Required To Make A Human A Doctor.. And Then Whole Life Is Required To Make Him Human Again:dd
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Sardar On Phone: Doctor My Wife Is Pergnant.she Is Having Pain Right Now. Doctor: Is This Her First Child? Sardar: No This Is Her Husband Speaking
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How Do You Do? Are You Free? Doing Nothing? Great! Then Make A Place For Me In Your Heart, I'll See You Soon! Yours Faithfully, Heart Attack
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Mr Funny Cuts Sides Of The Capsule Before Taking It? Guess Why ?????????? .. . . . To Avoid Side Effects!!!...
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Profesor In A Medical Classroom.. Mans Sparm Contains Fructos(sugar) One Female Student Had A Genuine Doubt. She Asks.. Girl:sir, Then Y It Doesnt Taste Sw...
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One female student had a genuine Doubt.
She asks..
Girl:Sir, then Y it doesnt taste SWEET....&
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Mr.bean: All Over My Body Wherever I Press I Have Pain Doctor: Whole Body Scan Result Of Scan: Finger Fractured!!!
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Santa Gose 2 A Library And Asks A Book 'psyco-the-rapist' The Librarian Searches 4 A While Cums Back Slaps Says Idiot,the Book Is Called Psycotherapist
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Health Tips:use D Phone By Left Earwhen Cell Battery Is Low At Last Bar,dont Answer The Phone, As The Radiation Is 1000 Times Stronger. For All My Friend Bcoz ...
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Man Woke Up In A Hospital After Serious Accident. He Shouted, Doctor, I Cant Feel My Legs.! Doctor Replied, I Know You Cant Ive Cut Off Your Arms.!
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Patient: Doctor, I Have A Pain In My Eye Whenever I Drink Tea. Doctor: Take The Spoon Out Of The Mug Before You Drink.
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Physics Proff Proposes 2 Chemistry Mam When I See Ur Conical Jars,my Pendulam Starts Oscillating..! Chem Mam- Ok, Can U Drop The Solution In2 My Funnel..?...
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A Girl To Doctor: When I Smoke Cigarette, I Feel Very Uncomfortable, On First Puff, I Put Off My Shoes. On Second, My Socks. On Third, My Shirt. Doctor: Ta...
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When U Feel Lonely And Alone Cannot See Any One Around You, The World Seems To Be Fading Away, Come Along With Me I'll Take U To An Eye Specialist!...
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Teacher : Ronald Tell Me What Is The Formula Of 'water' Ronald :h I J K L M N O. Teacher : What Are Talking About ? Ronald : Yesterday You Said It Is H To...
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Dream Makes Everything Possible, Hope Makes Everything Work, Luv Makes Everything Beautiful, Smile Makes All The Above... So Always Brush Ur Teeth
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Que. What Advice Does The Doctor Give To Sick Prostitutes? Ans. Stay Out Of Bed...
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Two Doctors Are Having S*x, He Says To Her, You Must Be A Surgeon, You Washed Your Hands Before And After. She Replies, Well You Must Be An Anesthetist, Beca...
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Never Ask An Advice From A Doctor ... They Are Trained To Find A Problem ...not Solution
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Psychiatrists Say One Out Of Four People Is Mentally Ill. So Go Check Your Friends Out............. If Three Of Them Are Okay Then It Must Be You !
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Doctor: You Need New Glasses Patient: How Do You Know I Havent Told You Whats Wrong With Me Yet Doctor: I Could Tell As Soon As You Walked In Through Th...
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The Curtains Tell The Doctor They Are Not Feeling Well?? The Doctor Replied.pull Your Self Together. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Life Without U Is Impossible, U R In My Breath And Blood. I Cant Stay For A Second Without U, If U R Not There I Am Dead Hey Hello I Am Talking About Oxygen...
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Patient:: Tell Me Truly Doctor, What Are My Chances Of Recovery? Doctor: Just 100 Percent, No Doubt. Statistical Reports Show That Only Nine Out Of Ten Die Fro...
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The Stupid Guy And The Doctor There Was A Guy That Was Sick He Went To The Doctor And Said Doctor I Have A Fever The Doctor Said You Will Have To Take 4 Spoons...
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Doctor To Lady: You R Looking So Weak And Exhausted! Are You Properly Taking 3 Meals A Day As I Had Advised? Lady: Oh My God! I Heard 3 Males Per Day!
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Patient : Doctor, You Have Given Two Prescriptions.! Doctor : Yes, This One Is To To Make You Feel Better And The Other One To Make The Drug Company Feel ...
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Gud Morning.....kindly Observe Silence For Two Minutes In The Memory Of Those Poor Mosquitoes Who Died Last Night After Sucking Ur Blood .thanks.
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We Will Now Upgrade Your Brain, .please Wait....searching....searching... Still Searching....sorry,no Brain Found...!
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I Shall Take You To Bed And Control You. I Will Make You Ache, Shake And Sweat Until You Grunt And Groan. I Will Make You Beg For Mercy. I Will Exhaust You T...
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Two Young Medical Students Were Standing On A Street Corner Observing People As They Passed And Discussing Any Abnormalities With Each Other That They May Have....
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Why Were All The Engineers So Happy After Watching 3 Idiots ? Now Delivery Will Be Done By Engineers Not Doctors. Another Source Of Placement After Completion ...
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I Have Lost Friends, Some By Death,others Through Sheer Inability To Cross The Street.
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Eye Doctor : Please Tell What Is Written In The Board......????? Patient : Where Is The Board Doctor ??????????? Eye Doctor : ???????????? -----hahahahahahah...
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A Man Went For Injection,,nurse Said : Pull Down Ur Trousers .. Man Replied : I Feel Shy Can U Do It First ?
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