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Doctor's Prescription 4 U. A Cute Little Smile 4 Breakfast. More Laughs 4 Lunch. Lots Of Happiness For Dinner. Doctor's Fee? An Sms When U R Free.

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A Man Went For Injection,,nurse Said : Pull Down Ur Trousers .. Man Replied : I Feel Shy Can U Do It First ?

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Man: My Problem Is That I Forget Everthing Doctor: When Did You Discover That Problem?? Man : What Problem??

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A Kid Came Up 2 Me Today And Said Whats Your Favorite Telly Tubby.i Replied Probably The Samsung 3-d 42 Inch Flat Screen You Cheeky Little B*stard!

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__ _u O--o / ___/ / / / / __ _/ / --u O___ / __ ____/ ...

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5 Years Are Required To Make A Human A Doctor.. And Then Whole Life Is Required To Make Him Human Again:dd

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First Case Of Viagra Overdose Reported... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Man Died And They Couldn't Close The Coffin.......:-d

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Press Down If U Think U R Mad. I Can't Believe U Did That! Again? For God Sake! Lord!! Why U Still Doing It? Truth Is Out Now! Mental Case!!

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Doctor: You Need New Glasses Patient: How Do You Know I Havent Told You Whats Wrong With Me Yet Doctor: I Could Tell As Soon As You Walked In Through Th...

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Doctor Implants A New Ear To A Man. Man: You Idiot, You Gave Me A Womans Ear Doctor: It Makes No Difference Man: It Does,now I Hear Everything But Understan...

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Definition Of A Nurse A Young And Beautiful Woman Who Fingers You In All Places N Holds Your Hand And Then Expects Your Pulse To Be Normal!...

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How Do You Do? Are You Free? Doing Nothing? Great! Then Make A Place For Me In Your Heart, I'll See You Soon! Yours Faithfully, Heart Attack

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Gynaecology Is The Best Profession! 1) Make A Woman N***d. 2) Feel Her B*****s. 3) Finger Her Pu$$y -and - Make Her Husband Pay For What U Did..

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Dream Makes Everything Possible, Hope Makes Everything Work, Luv Makes Everything Beautiful, Smile Makes All The Above... So Always Brush Ur Teeth

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A Girl To Doctor: When I Smoke Cigarette, I Feel Very Uncomfortable, On First Puff, I Put Off My Shoes. On Second, My Socks. On Third, My Shirt. Doctor: Ta...

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A Guy Walks Past A Mental Hospital And Hears A Moaning Voice 13.....13....13....13 The Man Looked Over To The Hospital And Saw A Hole In The Wall, He Looked Thr...

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Husband Wanted To Call The Hospital To Ask About His Pregnant Wife,but Accidently Called The Cricket Stadium.he Asks, Hows The Situation? He Was Shocked Nearl...

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Santa Gose 2 A Library And Asks A Book 'psyco-the-rapist' The Librarian Searches 4 A While Cums Back Slaps Says Idiot,the Book Is Called Psycotherapist

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Quesion: Why The Blood Will Comes Out If Any Cut Is Happened On Th Body? Answer: Because To Know Who Was Calling From Outside

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Santa : Im A Proud Father. My Son Is In Medical College. Banta : Whats He Studying? Santa : He's Not Studying, They Are Studying Him!

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Ur Words R Antibiotics, Ur Smile Is Analgesic, Ur Touch Is Anti-inflamatory, Ur Presence Is Antiseptic, Ur Sms Is Anti-pyretic.. That's Why I Never Fall Il...

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I Have Lost Friends, Some By Death,others Through Sheer Inability To Cross The Street.

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Gud Morning.....kindly Observe Silence For Two Minutes In The Memory Of Those Poor Mosquitoes Who Died Last Night After Sucking Ur Blood .thanks.

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Why Were All The Engineers So Happy After Watching 3 Idiots ? Now Delivery Will Be Done By Engineers Not Doctors. Another Source Of Placement After Completion ...

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What Does A Rubik's Cube And A Pen*s Have In Common? They Both Get Harder The Longer You Play With Them.

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Two Doctors Are Having S*x, He Says To Her, You Must Be A Surgeon, You Washed Your Hands Before And After. She Replies, Well You Must Be An Anesthetist, Beca...

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Difference Between Engineer And Doctor If Engineers Make A Mistake, Its Seen By All The People For Many Centuries. If Doctors Make A Mistake Its Buried 6 Ft U...

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There Is A Good News For U.u R Going To Usa Soon. Some Scientist Will Take You There. Because They Want To Test That How Can You Live Without Your Brain.

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Never Kiss A Lawyer She Will Say I Object This... Never Kiss A Nurse She Will Saywhos Next?...... Always Kiss A Teacher She Will Saydo It Ten Times......

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When U Feel Lonely And Alone Cannot See Any One Around You, The World Seems To Be Fading Away, Come Along With Me I'll Take U To An Eye Specialist!...

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I Shall Take You To Bed And Control You. I Will Make You Ache, Shake And Sweat Until You Grunt And Groan. I Will Make You Beg For Mercy. I Will Exhaust You T...

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For Toothpaste Ad They Show Teeth. . For Hair Oil They Show Hair. . For Face Cream They Show Face. . But For Whisper They R Not Showing Anything, That's C...

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The New England Journal Of Medicine Reports That... ! 9 Out Of 10 Doctors Agree That 1 Out Of 10 Doctors Is An Idiot...

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Smoking Efects Lungs Drinking Efects Liver Grls Efect Heart Bt D Most Dangerx One Is: Study, It Effects Brain. Sidha Coma Me Jaoge =p Avoid It -

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A Man Went To The Doctor Feeling Very Depressed. What You Need, Said The Doctor, Is Some Companionship. Go Out And Find A Girl Who Likes To Do The Same Things...

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A Man Is Dying Of Cancer. His Son Asked Him: Dad, Why Do U Keep Telling People U Are Dying Of Aids? Dad Answer : So When Im Dead No One Will Dare To Touch U...

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A Guy Went To The Doctor And He Said: Doc I Cant See When I But My Hand Over My Eyes?! Doctor: Ok Am Going To Make A Hole In Your Hand So You Can See Happy!! ...

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Man: Nars, My Back Is Hurts Bery Mats, Can U Tek D Pein Awi? Nurse: Okay Sir, I'll Give You A Shot Of Morphine. Man: No! Not Morpein! My Gudness, I Want Less ...

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Ortho Surgeon To Patient : Ive Good News And Bad News For You. The Bad News Is I Amputated The Wrong Leg. The Good News Is Your Bad Leg Is Getting Better....

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Hello Its The Police ..... You Are Under Arrest Oh Wrong Person

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