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Patient:: Tell Me Truly Doctor, What Are My Chances Of Recovery? Doctor: Just 100 Percent, No Doubt. Statistical Reports Show That Only Nine Out Of Ten Die Fro...

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Two Doctors Are Having S*x, He Says To Her, You Must Be A Surgeon, You Washed Your Hands Before And After. She Replies, Well You Must Be An Anesthetist, Beca...

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Man: Doctor, This Bucket Has A Hole. Can U Please Repair It...? Doc: Stupid, U Know Who I Am? Man: Of Course, I Heard That U R Famous In Plastic Surgery.........

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A Sardar Doctor And Pundit Loved Same Girl. Pundit Started Giving An Apple To The Girl Everyday. Sardar Doctor Asked: Why ? Pundit: An Apple A Day Keeps Th...

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Sardar On Phone: Doctor My Wife Is Pergnant.she Is Having Pain Right Now. Doctor: Is This Her First Child? Sardar: No This Is Her Husband Speaking

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A Cute Nurse Came 4 The Interview. Dr: What Salary U Xpect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr Was Overjoyed Said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With Pleasure It's 25,000

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Why Were All The Engineers So Happy After Watching 3 Idiots ? Now Delivery Will Be Done By Engineers Not Doctors. Another Source Of Placement After Completion ...

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A Guy Walks Past A Mental Hospital And Hears A Moaning Voice 13.....13....13....13 The Man Looked Over To The Hospital And Saw A Hole In The Wall, He Looked Thr...

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Gynaecology Is The Best Profession! 1) Make A Woman N***d. 2) Feel Her B*****s. 3) Finger Her Pu$$y -and - Make Her Husband Pay For What U Did..

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Mr.bean: All Over My Body Wherever I Press I Have Pain Doctor: Whole Body Scan Result Of Scan: Finger Fractured!!!

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Two Young Medical Students Were Standing On A Street Corner Observing People As They Passed And Discussing Any Abnormalities With Each Other That They May Have....

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Don't Do Drugs Because If You Do Drugs You'll Go To Prison And Drugs Are Really Expensive In Prison......... !!

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The New England Journal Of Medicine Reports That... ! 9 Out Of 10 Doctors Agree That 1 Out Of 10 Doctors Is An Idiot...

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Teacher : Ronald Tell Me What Is The Formula Of 'water' Ronald :h I J K L M N O. Teacher : What Are Talking About ? Ronald : Yesterday You Said It Is H To...

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Crack: Oh! I Went To Theatre Yestrday. One Man Cut Other Man. Jack: In Which Theatre? Crack: Operation Theatre.

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Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, You Should Know What You Are, And Once You Know What You Are, Mental Hospital Is Not So Far. Hahah

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There Is A Good News For U.u R Going To Usa Soon. Some Scientist Will Take You There. Because They Want To Test That How Can You Live Without Your Brain.

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I Will Put You In Bed, Make Sweat, Shake And Ache All Over. Make You Grunt And Groan Until You Can Take No More. All My Love The Flu...

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Husband Wanted To Call The Hospital To Ask About His Pregnant Wife,but Accidently Called The Cricket Stadium.he Asks, Hows The Situation? He Was Shocked Nearl...

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A Kid Came Up 2 Me Today And Said Whats Your Favorite Telly Tubby.i Replied Probably The Samsung 3-d 42 Inch Flat Screen You Cheeky Little B*stard!

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Hello Its The Police ..... You Are Under Arrest Oh Wrong Person

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Man: Doctor My Wife Recently Has Lost Her Voice. What Should I Do To Help Her To Get It Back? Doctor: Try To Come Home At 3 In The Morning.

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Quesion: Why The Blood Will Comes Out If Any Cut Is Happened On Th Body? Answer: Because To Know Who Was Calling From Outside

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Doctor To Lady: You R Looking So Weak And Exhausted! Are You Properly Taking 3 Meals A Day As I Had Advised? Lady: Oh My God! I Heard 3 Males Per Day!

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Doctor: You Need New Glasses Patient: How Do You Know I Havent Told You Whats Wrong With Me Yet Doctor: I Could Tell As Soon As You Walked In Through Th...

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Patient : I Always See Spots Before My Eyes. Doctor : Didnt The New Glasses Help? Patient : Sure, Now I See The Spots Much Clearer.!

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Mr Funny Cuts Sides Of The Capsule Before Taking It? Guess Why ?????????? .. . . . To Avoid Side Effects!!!...

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First Case Of Viagra Overdose Reported... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Man Died And They Couldn't Close The Coffin.......:-d

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Doctor: Mrs Natasha Good News 4u. Natasha: Wot Do U Mean By Mrs Natasha. I Am Miss Natasha. Doctor: Oh! Sorry Miss Bad News For U...

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A Man Went For Injection,,nurse Said : Pull Down Ur Trousers .. Man Replied : I Feel Shy Can U Do It First ?

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Q: Why Did God Invent Booze? ..........so Fat Ugly Chicks Could Get Laid Too.

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What Does A Rubik's Cube And A Pen*s Have In Common? They Both Get Harder The Longer You Play With Them.

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An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away, But If Doctor Is Cute, Forget The Fruit.

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The Curtains Tell The Doctor They Are Not Feeling Well?? The Doctor Replied.pull Your Self Together. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Profesor In A Medical Classroom.. Mans Sparm Contains Fructos(sugar) One Female Student Had A Genuine Doubt. She Asks.. Girl:sir, Then Y It Doesnt Taste Sw...

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I Shall Take You To Bed And Control You. I Will Make You Ache, Shake And Sweat Until You Grunt And Groan. I Will Make You Beg For Mercy. I Will Exhaust You T...

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Doctor Implants A New Ear To A Man. Man: You Idiot, You Gave Me A Womans Ear Doctor: It Makes No Difference Man: It Does,now I Hear Everything But Understan...

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Q:why Do Women Prefer Old Gynecologists? A:they Have Shaky Hands!

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Physics Proff Proposes 2 Chemistry Mam When I See Ur Conical Jars,my Pendulam Starts Oscillating..! Chem Mam- Ok, Can U Drop The Solution In2 My Funnel..?...

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