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Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, You Should Know What You Are, And Once You Know What You Are, Mental Hospital Is Not So Far. Hahah

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A Guy Walks Past A Mental Hospital And Hears A Moaning Voice 13.....13....13....13 The Man Looked Over To The Hospital And Saw A Hole In The Wall, He Looked Thr...

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Crack: Oh! I Went To Theatre Yestrday. One Man Cut Other Man. Jack: In Which Theatre? Crack: Operation Theatre.

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What Does A Rubik's Cube And A Pen*s Have In Common? They Both Get Harder The Longer You Play With Them.

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A Sardar Doctor And Pundit Loved Same Girl. Pundit Started Giving An Apple To The Girl Everyday. Sardar Doctor Asked: Why ? Pundit: An Apple A Day Keeps Th...

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Ortho Surgeon To Patient : Ive Good News And Bad News For You. The Bad News Is I Amputated The Wrong Leg. The Good News Is Your Bad Leg Is Getting Better....

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Eye Doctor : Please Tell What Is Written In The Board......????? Patient : Where Is The Board Doctor ??????????? Eye Doctor : ???????????? -----hahahahahahah...

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I Have Lost Friends, Some By Death,others Through Sheer Inability To Cross The Street.

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Dream Makes Everything Possible, Hope Makes Everything Work, Luv Makes Everything Beautiful, Smile Makes All The Above... So Always Brush Ur Teeth

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89 Percentage Of Teachers Are Suffering From Throat Cancer. So Please Cut The Classes As Much As Possible And Save Our Teachers. . . . .

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I Will Put You In Bed, Make Sweat, Shake And Ache All Over. Make You Grunt And Groan Until You Can Take No More. All My Love The Flu...

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Mr Funny Cuts Sides Of The Capsule Before Taking It? Guess Why ?????????? .. . . . To Avoid Side Effects!!!...

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Doctor Implants A New Ear To A Man. Man: You Idiot, You Gave Me A Womans Ear Doctor: It Makes No Difference Man: It Does,now I Hear Everything But Understan...

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The Curtains Tell The Doctor They Are Not Feeling Well?? The Doctor Replied.pull Your Self Together. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Doctor: Mrs Natasha Good News 4u. Natasha: Wot Do U Mean By Mrs Natasha. I Am Miss Natasha. Doctor: Oh! Sorry Miss Bad News For U...

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A Cute Nurse Came 4 The Interview. Dr: What Salary U Xpect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr Was Overjoyed Said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With Pleasure It's 25,000

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Patient:: Tell Me Truly Doctor, What Are My Chances Of Recovery? Doctor: Just 100 Percent, No Doubt. Statistical Reports Show That Only Nine Out Of Ten Die Fro...

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The Stupid Guy And The Doctor There Was A Guy That Was Sick He Went To The Doctor And Said Doctor I Have A Fever The Doctor Said You Will Have To Take 4 Spoons...

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Man: Doctor My Wife Recently Has Lost Her Voice. What Should I Do To Help Her To Get It Back? Doctor: Try To Come Home At 3 In The Morning.

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Hello Its The Police ..... You Are Under Arrest Oh Wrong Person

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Life Without U Is Impossible, U R In My Breath And Blood. I Cant Stay For A Second Without U, If U R Not There I Am Dead Hey Hello I Am Talking About Oxygen...

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Dentist Was Removing A Tooth Of A Lady Dentist: Madam You Are Holding My Balls Lady: I Know, Its Just To Remind You That We Are Not Going To Hurt Each Other

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__ _u O--o / ___/ / / / / __ _/ / --u O___ / __ ____/ ...

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An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away, But If Doctor Is Cute, Forget The Fruit.

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Patient : I Always See Spots Before My Eyes. Doctor : Didnt The New Glasses Help? Patient : Sure, Now I See The Spots Much Clearer.!

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A Girl To Doctor: When I Smoke Cigarette, I Feel Very Uncomfortable, On First Puff, I Put Off My Shoes. On Second, My Socks. On Third, My Shirt. Doctor: Ta...

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Human Brain Is The Most Outstanding Object In World. It Functions 24hrs A Day, 365days A Year. It Functions Right From The Time We Are Born, And Stop Only When ...

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A Guy Went To The Doctor And He Said: Doc I Cant See When I But My Hand Over My Eyes?! Doctor: Ok Am Going To Make A Hole In Your Hand So You Can See Happy!! ...

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Gud Morning.....kindly Observe Silence For Two Minutes In The Memory Of Those Poor Mosquitoes Who Died Last Night After Sucking Ur Blood .thanks.

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Doctor To Patient: You Are Very Sick. Patient: Can I Get A Second Opinion?. Doctor: Yes, You Are Very Ugly Too.

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Patient To Nurse: I Don't Want To Get Well Because I Love You! Nurse: You Wont Get Well Ever, Bcoz Doctor Has Seen You Kissing Me He Loves Me Too! )

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Santa Gose 2 A Library And Asks A Book 'psyco-the-rapist' The Librarian Searches 4 A While Cums Back Slaps Says Idiot,the Book Is Called Psycotherapist

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Two Young Medical Students Were Standing On A Street Corner Observing People As They Passed And Discussing Any Abnormalities With Each Other That They May Have....

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A Man Went For Injection,,nurse Said : Pull Down Ur Trousers .. Man Replied : I Feel Shy Can U Do It First ?

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Patient : Doctor, You Have Given Two Prescriptions.! Doctor : Yes, This One Is To To Make You Feel Better And The Other One To Make The Drug Company Feel ...

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Plastic Surgeons Are Always Making Mountains Out If Molehills.

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Never Ask An Advice From A Doctor ... They Are Trained To Find A Problem ...not Solution

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A Doctor Was Doing His Hospital Rounds With A Nurse. When He Cam To One Bed He Pronounced, Nurse, This Patient Has Died. The Old Fellow In The Bed Said, Im Alri...

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Health Tips:use D Phone By Left Earwhen Cell Battery Is Low At Last Bar,dont Answer The Phone, As The Radiation Is 1000 Times Stronger. For All My Friend Bcoz ...

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How Do You Do? Are You Free? Doing Nothing? Great! Then Make A Place For Me In Your Heart, I'll See You Soon! Yours Faithfully, Heart Attack

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