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Santa Gose 2 A Library And Asks A Book 'psyco-the-rapist' The Librarian Searches 4 A While Cums Back Slaps Says Idiot,the Book Is Called Psycotherapist
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Patient To Nurse: I Don't Want To Get Well Because I Love You! Nurse: You Wont Get Well Ever, Bcoz Doctor Has Seen You Kissing Me He Loves Me Too! )
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In A Hospital A Doctor Was Dismissed For Reading A Book.. . . . Guess The Name Of That Book? . 'how To Become A Doctor In 30 Days!'
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Patient: Doctor, I Have A Pain In My Eye Whenever I Drink Tea. Doctor: Take The Spoon Out Of The Mug Before You Drink.
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Gud Morning.....kindly Observe Silence For Two Minutes In The Memory Of Those Poor Mosquitoes Who Died Last Night After Sucking Ur Blood .thanks.
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Teacher : Ronald Tell Me What Is The Formula Of 'water' Ronald :h I J K L M N O. Teacher : What Are Talking About ? Ronald : Yesterday You Said It Is H To...
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For Toothpaste Ad They Show Teeth. . For Hair Oil They Show Hair. . For Face Cream They Show Face. . But For Whisper They R Not Showing Anything, That's C...
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A Guy Went To The Doctor And He Said: Doc I Cant See When I But My Hand Over My Eyes?! Doctor: Ok Am Going To Make A Hole In Your Hand So You Can See Happy!! ...
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A Cute Nurse Came 4 The Interview. Dr: What Salary U Xpect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr Was Overjoyed Said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With Pleasure It's 25,000
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A Girl To Doctor: When I Smoke Cigarette, I Feel Very Uncomfortable, On First Puff, I Put Off My Shoes. On Second, My Socks. On Third, My Shirt. Doctor: Ta...
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Don't Do Drugs Because If You Do Drugs You'll Go To Prison And Drugs Are Really Expensive In Prison......... !!
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Never Kiss A Lawyer She Will Say I Object This... Never Kiss A Nurse She Will Saywhos Next?...... Always Kiss A Teacher She Will Saydo It Ten Times......
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The Stupid Guy And The Doctor There Was A Guy That Was Sick He Went To The Doctor And Said Doctor I Have A Fever The Doctor Said You Will Have To Take 4 Spoons...
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Patient : Doctor, You Have Given Two Prescriptions.! Doctor : Yes, This One Is To To Make You Feel Better And The Other One To Make The Drug Company Feel ...
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What Does A Rubik's Cube And A Pen*s Have In Common? They Both Get Harder The Longer You Play With Them.
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Ortho Surgeon To Patient : Ive Good News And Bad News For You. The Bad News Is I Amputated The Wrong Leg. The Good News Is Your Bad Leg Is Getting Better....
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A Sardar Doctor And Pundit Loved Same Girl. Pundit Started Giving An Apple To The Girl Everyday. Sardar Doctor Asked: Why ? Pundit: An Apple A Day Keeps Th...
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Santa-why Do Doctors Cover Their Faces During An Operation? .......because If A Mistake Happens, Nobody Would Know Who Did It.
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Man - Doctor: My Wife Thinks She Is A Piano. Doctor: Bring Her In, Let Me Speak With Her. Man: Are You Joking? She Is Too Heavy
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Crack: Oh! I Went To Theatre Yestrday. One Man Cut Other Man. Jack: In Which Theatre? Crack: Operation Theatre.
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A Man Went To The Doctor Feeling Very Depressed. What You Need, Said The Doctor, Is Some Companionship. Go Out And Find A Girl Who Likes To Do The Same Things...
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Never Ask An Advice From A Doctor ... They Are Trained To Find A Problem ...not Solution
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He : Doctor ! This Medicine Is Not Available In Any Medical Store. Doctor : Oh Sorry, I Forgot To Write The Medicine.that Was My Signature.
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Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, You Should Know What You Are, And Once You Know What You Are, Mental Hospital Is Not So Far. Hahah
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3 Feelings What Is The Diference B/w Stress,tension Panic? Stress Is When Wife Is Pregnant, Tension Is When Girlfriend Is Pregnant Panic Is When Both R Pr...
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Two Young Medical Students Were Standing On A Street Corner Observing People As They Passed And Discussing Any Abnormalities With Each Other That They May Have....
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Dr: I Have A Medicine, It Will Make U Young Again! 70yr Old Man: No! I Don't Want To Be Young. Dr: Why? Old Man: I Will Not Get My Pension Then!
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I Shall Take You To Bed And Control You. I Will Make You Ache, Shake And Sweat Until You Grunt And Groan. I Will Make You Beg For Mercy. I Will Exhaust You T...
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In An Engineering University During A Math's Class: Student: Why Do We Have To Learn This? Teacher: To Save Lives!!!!! Student: How Does Math Save Lives? Te...
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We Will Now Upgrade Your Brain, .please Wait....searching....searching... Still Searching....sorry,no Brain Found...!
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There Is A Good News For U.u R Going To Usa Soon. Some Scientist Will Take You There. Because They Want To Test That How Can You Live Without Your Brain.
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The Curtains Tell The Doctor They Are Not Feeling Well?? The Doctor Replied.pull Your Self Together. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Human Brain Is The Most Outstanding Object In World. It Functions 24hrs A Day, 365days A Year. It Functions Right From The Time We Are Born, And Stop Only When ...
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Santa : Im A Proud Father. My Son Is In Medical College. Banta : Whats He Studying? Santa : He's Not Studying, They Are Studying Him!
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When U Feel Lonely And Alone Cannot See Any One Around You, The World Seems To Be Fading Away, Come Along With Me I'll Take U To An Eye Specialist!...
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Dentist Was Removing A Tooth Of A Lady Dentist: Madam You Are Holding My Balls Lady: I Know, Its Just To Remind You That We Are Not Going To Hurt Each Other
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Nurse Kept Sardars Finger In Her Mouth After Blood Test. Then Sardar Started Dancing . Nurse:y R U Dancing. Sardar:next Is Urine Test
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