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Telling A Lie Is Fault 4 A Little Boy An Art 4 A Lover An Accomplishment 4 A Bachelor And A Matter Of Survival 4 A Married Man

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Santa: I Have Swallowed A Kay. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 Months Back! Doctor: What Were You Doing Till Now? Santa: I Was Using Duplicate Key, Now I Have Lost I...

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Boss: Where Were You Born? Sardar: India .. Boss: Which Part? Sardar: What 'which Part'? Whole Body Was Born In India .

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Husband Asks Wife: Do You Know The Meaning Of Wife? It Means Without Information Fighting Everytime! Wife Says: No, It Means - With Idiot Forever.

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A Girl In Abook Store . Do U Have Book Called Women-the Perfect Intelligence ? Salesman: The Comic Department Is On The Other Side Maam :-p...

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Question: Why Do Men Chase Women When They Have No Intention Of Marrying? Answer: For The Same Reason Dogs Chase Cars When They Have No Intention Of Driving.

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Story: I Filled In A Form At A Dating Agency Recently Describing My Ideal Woman... She Would Be Petite, Cute, Into Water Sports And Group Activities And Looked ...

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Mental Anxiety, Mental Breakdowns, Menstrual Cramps, Menopause... Did You Ever Notice How All Women Problems Begin With Men!.

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Today Women Are Excited By Small Phones And Small Computers, Soon They'll Enjoy A Small Pen15 Too, And Then You, My Friend, Will Be The Most Wanted Man

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The Woman In Front Of The Wheel Is Like A Star In The Sky. You See It, But You-no!

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Why Men N Women Dont Understand Each Other? Because God Gave Good Brains To Men Good Hearts To Women But Men Use Their Hearts Women Use Their Brains!!...

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A Beautiful Statement Written At Men's Toilet: . . . . . . . . . . . . The Future Of Our Country Is Now In Your Hands.......

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A Lady Calls Santa For Repairing Door Bell. Santa Doesnt Turns Up For 4 Days. Lady Calls Again, Santa Replies: I'm Coming Daily Since 4 Days, I Press The Bell...

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Santa: Do You Know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami? Banta: So Simple Yaar... Naag Do Not Punch Me....

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Women Prefer Se*x With The Lights Off...... Because They Can't Bear To See A Man Enjoy... And.......... Man Like The Lights On..... So They Can Pronounce The ...

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Where Do U See Mangoes ?? . . On Mango Trees? No . Fruit Shop? No . Wherever Women Go Behind Them Man Goes!!...

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An Englishman And Santa Inside The Toilet. Englishman: Good Evening, How Do U Do? Santa: Good Evening, We Open The Zip And Do!

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Think Ur A Man? A Man Is A King! A King Is A Ruler! A Ruler Is 12 Inches! Still Think Ur A Man? :-p

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Men Cause All Problems For Women!! Its A Fact!! Menstural Cycle, Menopause, Mental Illness, Mental Breakdown And Guynecologist!!!

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Women Always Try To Impress Man By Wearing Beautiful Dresses! Unfortunately Men R Impressed Only Wen They R Removed !! ......

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2 Men Went 2 A Callgirl. 1st Went In And Came Out N Said My Wife Is Better. 2nd Went In And Came Out N Said U R Right Ur Wife Is Much Better.

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Nurse Lost Her Cat. . Nurse In The Hospital- Any 1 Got A Pusssyy, . All Women Stood Up,i Mean Any One Seen A Pusssyy, . All Men Stood Up. . I Meant Any One See...

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A Female Officer Arrested A Man For Drunk Driving. The Female Officer Tells The Man, Sir, You Have The Right To Remain Silent. Anything You Say Can And Will B...

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If You Want Breakfast In Bed, You Should Sleep In The Kitchen.

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Men Are Very Kind And Women Are Very Mean..! * Proof: * * * * Most Women Dont Like To Help Unknown Men But All Men Are Always Ready To Help Unknown Women..:p...

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At A Dinner Party, Several Of The Guests Were Arguing Whether Men Or Women Were More Trustworthy. No Woman, Said One Man, Scornfully, Can Keep A Secret. I Don't...

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The Reason Why Most Of The Men Prefer To Kiss Womens Lips.. . . . . Thats The Best Probably The Only Way To Shut A Womans Mouth For At Least Some Seconds:)...

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Why Do Men Wear Underwear? As Per Military Rules, All Types Of War Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time!

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(g) Osth (i) N (r) Eal (l) Life

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Why Men N Women Dont Understand Each Other? Bcoz God Gave Good Brains To Men N Good Hearts To Women But Men Use Their Hearts Women Use Their Brains...

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At The Scene Of An Accident A Man Was Crying: O God! I Have Lost My Hand, Oh! Sardar: Control Yourself. Don't Cry. See That Man. He Has Lost His Head. Is He Cry...

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Santa Was Drawing Money From Atm. Banta, Who Was Just Behind Him In The Line Said: I've Seen Ur Password. Its ****. Santa: U R Wrong. Its 1394.

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A Funny Man His Wife Go To A Coffee House. Funny Man Buys 2 Cups Of Coffee. Funny Man: Drink Quickly... Drink Quickly... Before It Gets Cold. Wife: But Why... ...

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Every Wife Is A Mistress To Her Husband Miss For One Year And Stress For Rest Of The Life...:-d Desire_belief

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If A Girl Is In Love... Her Parents Say, Who's That Idiot? If A Boy Is In Love... His Parents Say,idiot Who's That Girl? Moral: No Matter Who's In Love, Boys ...

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4 A Cheap Laugh At Your Wifes Expense...........try Slipping A Party Popper Into Her Tampon Box.!

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Young Man: Y Gals Desire More S*x Than Boys? Dad: Wen U Put Ur Finger In Ur Ear N Shake It, What Feels Better Ur Finger Or The Ear?

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Girlfrnd: Do U Love Me? Boy Ofcourse Darling I Do Girlfrnd: Will U Love Me After Marriage Also? Boy: That Depends On Your Husband, If He Allows Me ....

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Santa Asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh Goes For A Walk In Evening? Banta: Very Simple, Because He Is Pm Not Am.

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How Do Cricket Commetator Define N***d Girl? No Cover No Xtra Cover 2 Silly Points 2fine Legs 1deep Galli Little Grass On D Pitch Its Really Wonderful 2 Bat......

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