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Think Ur A Man? A Man Is A King! A King Is A Ruler! A Ruler Is 12 Inches! Still Think Ur A Man? :-p

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Height Of Flirting : Gf: Do You Love Me ? Bf: Ofcourse Darling I Do. Gf: You Will Love Me After Marriage Too Bf: That Depends On Your Husband :-d...

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Teacher: If A=b ,b=c Then A=c Can U Give Me 1 More Example Of This Type? Student:i Love My Teacher,teacher Loves His Daughter,so I Love His Daughter...

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A Female Officer Arrested A Man For Drunk Driving. The Female Officer Tells The Man, Sir, You Have The Right To Remain Silent. Anything You Say Can And Will B...

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Husband Wife R Like 2 Tyres Of A Vehicle. Even If 1 Punctures, The Vehicle Can't Move Further. So, Intelligent Husband Wife R Like 2 Tyres Of A Vehicle. Even ...

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Boy: I Am Not Rich Like Rohit, I Don't Even Have A Bid Car Like Rohit. But I Really Love You! Girl: I Love You Too, But Tell Me More About Rohit..

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Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That? Sardar: An Old King's Skeleton. Tourist: Who's That Smaller Skeleton Next To It? Sardar: That Was Same King's Skeleton When He ...

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Secretary Saw Her Boss's Pants Zip Open.. Sec:- Sir, Ur Garage Door Is Open Boss:- Did U See My Bmw Sec:- No Sir, I Saw A Tata Nano With 2 Punctured Tyres......

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Why Men N Women Dont Understand Each Other? Bcoz God Gave Good Brains To Men N Good Hearts To Women But Men Use Their Hearts Women Use Their Brains...

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4 A Cheap Laugh At Your Wifes Expense...........try Slipping A Party Popper Into Her Tampon Box.!

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If A Girl Is In Love... Her Parents Say, Who's That Idiot? If A Boy Is In Love... His Parents Say,idiot Who's That Girl? Moral: No Matter Who's In Love, Boys ...

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Mental Anxiety, Mental Breakdowns, Menstrual Cramps, Menopause... Did You Ever Notice How All Women Problems Begin With Men!.

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Nurse Lost Her Cat. . Nurse In The Hospital- Any 1 Got A Pusssyy, . All Women Stood Up,i Mean Any One Seen A Pusssyy, . All Men Stood Up. . I Meant Any One See...

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Qus:why Do Most Men Prefer To Kiss A Woman's Lips? Ans:that's The Best Way To Shut A Woman's Horizontal Mouth Open The Vertical One...!

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Santa: I Have Swallowed A Kay. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 Months Back! Doctor: What Were You Doing Till Now? Santa: I Was Using Duplicate Key, Now I Have Lost I...

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Husband Asks Wife: Do You Know The Meaning Of Wife? It Means Without Information Fighting Everytime! Wife Says: No, It Means - With Idiot Forever.

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R U Emotionally Numb..? Creatively Challenged..? Artistically Void..? Socially Outcast..? Financially Zero..? Congratulations.. . . U R An Engineer..!...

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Santa Opened A Petrol Pump, But Not Even One Customer Went There. You Know Why? Because He Opened Petrol Pump On Second Floor..

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Sardar: What Is The Name Of Your Car? Lady: I Forgot The Name, But Is Starts With 't'. Sardar: Oh, What A Strange Car, Starts With Tea. All Cars That I Know Sta...

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3 Kinds Of Men In The World: Some Remain Single Make Wonders Happen. Some Maintain Girlfriends See Wonders Happen. Other Get Married Wonder What Happened....

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Where Do U See Mangoes ?? . . On Mango Trees? No . Fruit Shop? No . Wherever Women Go Behind Them Man Goes!!...

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Eighty Percent Of Married Men Cheat In America. The Rest Cheat In Europe.

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Sardar Joined New Job. 1st Day He Worked Till Late Evening On The Computer. Boss Was Happy And Asked What You Did Till Evening. Sardar: Keyboard Alphabets Were ...

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2 Sardar Were Fixing A Bomb In A Car. Sardar 1: What Would You Do If The Bomb Explodes While Fixing. Sardar 2: Dont Worry, I Have One More.

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Girl: Im Like A Radio,my Mouth Spkr,my Left B****t Tuner, Right 1 Volume. Man:can I Try?(touches D B*****s)-no Sound. Girl:u Haven't Plugged In Yet!...

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A Girl In Abook Store . Do U Have Book Called Women-the Perfect Intelligence ? Salesman: The Comic Department Is On The Other Side Maam :-p...

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Women Always Try To Impress Man By Wearing Beautiful Dresses! Unfortunately Men R Impressed Only Wen They R Removed !! ......

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Question: Why Do Men Chase Women When They Have No Intention Of Marrying? Answer: For The Same Reason Dogs Chase Cars When They Have No Intention Of Driving.

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(g) Osth (i) N (r) Eal (l) Life

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Girlfrnd: Do U Love Me? Boy Ofcourse Darling I Do Girlfrnd: Will U Love Me After Marriage Also? Boy: That Depends On Your Husband, If He Allows Me ....

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Its Not The Length, Its Not The Size, Its How Many Times U Can Make It Rise! Its Not How Well It Fits But How Often U Can Make It Spit!

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A Beautiful Statement Written At Men's Toilet: . . . . . . . . . . . . The Future Of Our Country Is Now In Your Hands.......

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Men-opause Men-strual Pain Men-tal Illness Guy-necologist His-terectomy Ever Noticed How Women's Problems Start With Men??...

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Boss: Where Were You Born? Sardar: India .. Boss: Which Part? Sardar: What 'which Part'? Whole Body Was Born In India .

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How Did Santa Tried To Kill A Bird?? He Took It To The Top Of A Building And Dropped It From There To Die.

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Husband: Jaan Socha Call Kar Loon, Tum Miss Kar Rahi Ho Gi! Wife: 5 Minute Pehley Jo Larai Hui Thi Wo Kya Tha? Husband:fittay Mounh! Phir Ghar Ka Number Mil G...

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Every Man Wants A Wife Who Is Beautiful, Understanding, Economical, And A Good Cook. But The Law Allows Only One Wife.

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Titanic Was Sinking. An Englishman Asked Santa, How Far Is Land? Santa: 2 Kms. Englishman Jumped Into Sea. Englishman: Now, Which Direction? Santa: Downwar...

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Civil Engneer Asked His Town Plannr. Whats The Technical Defect In A Female Body? Ans:- Entertainment Area Is Constructed Very Near To Sewerage Area..:-d......

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2 Men Went 2 A Callgirl. 1st Went In And Came Out N Said My Wife Is Better. 2nd Went In And Came Out N Said U R Right Ur Wife Is Much Better.

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