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Ultimate Answer While Changing The Job. Interviewer: Why Did You Changed Your Last Job? Santa: Because The Company Shifted And Didn't Tell Me Where.....

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Tell Me The Situation In Which Men Is Tired In 10 Mintz And Women Want Dat He Should Carry On...! Think??? Shoping You Dirty Mind...:-)...

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Titanic Was Sinking. An Englishman Asked Santa, How Far Is Land? Santa: 2 Kms. Englishman Jumped Into Sea. Englishman: Now, Which Direction? Santa: Downwar...

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Q. Did You Hear About The New Magazine For Married Men Published By Playboy? A. It Has The Same Pictures Month After Month After Month After Month After Month....

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A Girl In Abook Store . Do U Have Book Called Women-the Perfect Intelligence ? Salesman: The Comic Department Is On The Other Side Maam :-p...

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The Woman In Front Of The Wheel Is Like A Star In The Sky. You See It, But You-no!

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Why Don't Men Often Show Their True Feelings? Ans : Because They Don't Have Any!

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Women Always Try To Impress Man By Wearing Beautiful Dresses! Unfortunately Men R Impressed Only Wen They R Removed !! ......

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A Girl Turns To Her Boyfriend In A Crowded Movie Says,honey,the Guy Beside Me Is Masturbating ! He Says,ignore Him. She Says,i Can't !, He Is Using My Hand....

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There's A Strain Of Virus Deadlier Than H1n1. It Afflicts Most Married Men Causing Speech Impairment, Stress, High B.p And Fits Of Rage. There's No Cure In Sigh...

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Sardar: What Is The Name Of Your Car? Lady: I Forgot The Name, But Is Starts With 't'. Sardar: Oh, What A Strange Car, Starts With Tea. All Cars That I Know Sta...

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Pappu While Filling Up A Form: What Should I Write Against Mother Tongue.? Santa: Very Long...!

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Women Are Programmed To Love Completely And Men Are Programmed To Spread It Around ...

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Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That? Sardar: An Old King's Skeleton. Tourist: Who's That Smaller Skeleton Next To It? Sardar: That Was Same King's Skeleton When He ...

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Men And Women Help Each Other In Removing Clot*hes Before Se*x ... They Never .. Help In Putting Clothes Back On Each Other After Se*x.. Moral : Once U R Fuc...

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Husband Asks, Do You Know The Meaning Of Wife. It Means...without Information Fighting Every Time. Wife Says No, It Means - With Idiot For Ever....

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My Husband Treats Me Like God ...... He Makes No Notice Of My Existance Till He Wants Something !

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2 Men Went 2 A Callgirl. 1st Went In And Came Out N Said My Wife Is Better. 2nd Went In And Came Out N Said U R Right Ur Wife Is Much Better.

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Jeeto Yelled At Santa: U're Gonna B Really Sorry! I'm Going To Leave You! Santa: Make Up Ur Mind, Which One Is It Gonna Be!

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At The Scene Of An Accident A Man Was Crying: O God! I Have Lost My Hand, Oh! Sardar: Control Yourself. Don't Cry. See That Man. He Has Lost His Head. Is He Cry...

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The Reason Why Most Of The Men Prefer To Kiss Womens Lips.. . . . . Thats The Best Probably The Only Way To Shut A Womans Mouth For At Least Some Seconds:)...

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Boss: Where Were You Born? Sardar: India .. Boss: Which Part? Sardar: What 'which Part'? Whole Body Was Born In India .

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If You Want Breakfast In Bed, You Should Sleep In The Kitchen.

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Lady: Anyone On This Plane Who Is Man Enough To Make Me Feel Like A Woman? Man: Removes His Shirt And Says, Here, Iron This!

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Teacher: What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller? Pappu: A Girl On The Cover And No Cover On The Girl.

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Golden Rules Of Axe_pink To Be Happy With Man ,love Him Little And Understand Him A Lot ........ To Be Happy With Women,love Her Lot And Do Not Try To...

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Husband: You Know, Our Son Got His Brain From Me. Wife: You Are Right, I Still Got Mine With Me!!!

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Husband Wife R Like 2 Tyres Of A Vehicle. Even If 1 Punctures, The Vehicle Can't Move Further. So, Intelligent Husband Wife R Like 2 Tyres Of A Vehicle. Even ...

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Its Not The Length, Its Not The Size, Its How Many Times U Can Make It Rise! Its Not How Well It Fits But How Often U Can Make It Spit!

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If A Girl Is In Love... Her Parents Say, Who's That Idiot? If A Boy Is In Love... His Parents Say,idiot Who's That Girl? Moral: No Matter Who's In Love, Boys ...

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Men Are Very Kind And Women Are Very Mean..! * Proof: * * * * Most Women Dont Like To Help Unknown Men But All Men Are Always Ready To Help Unknown Women..:p...

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Santa Falls In Love With A Nurse... After Much Thinking, He Finally Writes A Love Letter To Her: I Luv U Sister.

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Women Might Be Able To Fake O*****s. But Men Can Fake Whole Relationships.

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Santa Opened A Petrol Pump, But Not Even One Customer Went There. You Know Why? Because He Opened Petrol Pump On Second Floor..

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Husband Asks Wife: Do You Know The Meaning Of Wife? It Means Without Information Fighting Everytime! Wife Says: No, It Means - With Idiot Forever.

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How Are Men Like Commercials? You Can't Believe A Word Either One Of Them Says And Most Of Both Last About 60 Seconds.

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In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating In 10 Mins Women Want To Go On On On? . . Think.. . . Think.. . . . Ans Is Shopping!

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How Did Santa Tried To Kill A Bird?? He Took It To The Top Of A Building And Dropped It From There To Die.

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Q. Why Do Men Pay More Than Women For Car Insurance? A. Because Women Don't Get Blow Jobs While They're Driving.

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How Do Cricket Commetator Define N***d Girl? No Cover No Xtra Cover 2 Silly Points 2fine Legs 1deep Galli Little Grass On D Pitch Its Really Wonderful 2 Bat......

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