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Santa Asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh Goes For A Walk In Evening? Banta: Very Simple, Because He Is Pm Not Am.

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Question: Why Do Men Chase Women When They Have No Intention Of Marrying? Answer: For The Same Reason Dogs Chase Cars When They Have No Intention Of Driving.

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Ultimate Answer While Changing The Job. Interviewer: Why Did You Changed Your Last Job? Santa: Because The Company Shifted And Didn't Tell Me Where.....

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A Husband Came Home 4am And Saw His Wife In Bed With Another Man. His Wife Shouted At Him: Where Have You Been? Husband: Who's That Man? Wife: Ay Grabe Ka! Don'...

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(g) Osth (i) N (r) Eal (l) Life

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How Are Men Like Commercials? You Can't Believe A Word Either One Of Them Says And Most Of Both Last About 60 Seconds.

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2 Men Went 2 A Callgirl. 1st Went In And Came Out N Said My Wife Is Better. 2nd Went In And Came Out N Said U R Right Ur Wife Is Much Better.

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A Girl Turns To Her Boyfriend In A Crowded Movie Says,honey,the Guy Beside Me Is Masturbating ! He Says,ignore Him. She Says,i Can't !, He Is Using My Hand....

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At The Scene Of An Accident A Man Was Crying: O God! I Have Lost My Hand, Oh! Sardar: Control Yourself. Don't Cry. See That Man. He Has Lost His Head. Is He Cry...

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Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That? Sardar: An Old King's Skeleton. Tourist: Who's That Smaller Skeleton Next To It? Sardar: That Was Same King's Skeleton When He ...

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How Are Women Like Hurricanes? They Come In Wet And Wild, And Leave With Your House And Car.

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Q. Did You Hear About The New Magazine For Married Men Published By Playboy? A. It Has The Same Pictures Month After Month After Month After Month After Month....

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Every Man Wants A Wife Who Is Beautiful, Understanding, Economical, And A Good Cook. But The Law Allows Only One Wife.

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Civil Engneer Asked His Town Plannr. Whats The Technical Defect In A Female Body? Ans:- Entertainment Area Is Constructed Very Near To Sewerage Area..:-d......

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Santa And Banta Went For A Drive. Santa: Hey, Look Out From The Window, Are The Indicators Working Or Not? Banta Puts His Head Out Says Yes-no, Yes-no, Yes-n...

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R U Emotionally Numb..? Creatively Challenged..? Artistically Void..? Socially Outcast..? Financially Zero..? Congratulations.. . . U R An Engineer..!...

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Husband: Shall We Try Swapping Positions Tonight? Wife: That's A Good Idea, You Wash The Dishes In The Kitchen While I Sit On The Sofa Watch Tv And Fart....

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Teacher: -pepito, Could You Tell Me Names Of Three Kings, Who Brought Happiness And Peace Into Our Life? Pepito Answered: -drin-king, Smo-king And Fuc-king.......

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Boss: Where Were You Born? Sardar: India .. Boss: Which Part? Sardar: What 'which Part'? Whole Body Was Born In India .

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Think Ur A Man? A Man Is A King! A King Is A Ruler! A Ruler Is 12 Inches! Still Think Ur A Man? :-p

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Teacher: If A=b ,b=c Then A=c Can U Give Me 1 More Example Of This Type? Student:i Love My Teacher,teacher Loves His Daughter,so I Love His Daughter...

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If You Want Breakfast In Bed, You Should Sleep In The Kitchen.

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A Girl In Abook Store . Do U Have Book Called Women-the Perfect Intelligence ? Salesman: The Comic Department Is On The Other Side Maam :-p...

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Every Wife Is A Mistress To Her Husband Miss For One Year And Stress For Rest Of The Life...:-d Desire_belief

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Mental Anxiety, Mental Breakdowns, Menstrual Cramps, Menopause... Did You Ever Notice How All Women Problems Begin With Men!.

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Men-opause Men-strual Pain Men-tal Illness Guy-necologist His-terectomy Ever Noticed How Women's Problems Start With Men??...

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Tell Me The Situation In Which Men Is Tired In 10 Mintz And Women Want Dat He Should Carry On...! Think??? Shoping You Dirty Mind...:-)...

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Husband: I Want Divorce. My Wife Hasn't Spoken To Me In Six Months. Lawyer: Think About It Once Again. Wives Like That Are Hard To Get!

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It's Important To Find A Man Who Has Money, A Man Who Adores You, A Man Who Is Great In The Sack. It's Also Important That These 3 Men Should Never Meet!...

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Some People Says............. Behind Every Successful Men There Is A Women But No Body Knows The Fact That, Women Choose Only Successful Men....

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4 A Cheap Laugh At Your Wifes Expense...........try Slipping A Party Popper Into Her Tampon Box.!

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At A Dinner Party, Several Of The Guests Were Arguing Whether Men Or Women Were More Trustworthy. No Woman, Said One Man, Scornfully, Can Keep A Secret. I Don't...

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Lady To Inspector Santa: My Husband Went To Buy Potatos 5 Days Ago, He Hasn't Came Back Yet! Santa: Why Don't U Cook Something Else?

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Wife: Last Night I Saw A Dream That U Were Sending Me Jewelry And Clothes! Husband: Yeah, And I Saw Your Dad Paying The Bill!

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Secretary Saw Her Boss's Pants Zip Open.. Sec:- Sir, Ur Garage Door Is Open Boss:- Did U See My Bmw Sec:- No Sir, I Saw A Tata Nano With 2 Punctured Tyres......

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Teacher: What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller? Pappu: A Girl On The Cover And No Cover On The Girl.

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The Reason Why Most Of The Men Prefer To Kiss Womens Lips.. . . . . Thats The Best Probably The Only Way To Shut A Womans Mouth For At Least Some Seconds:)...

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Husband Asks, Do You Know The Meaning Of Wife. It Means...without Information Fighting Every Time. Wife Says No, It Means - With Idiot For Ever....

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Pappu While Filling Up A Form: What Should I Write Against Mother Tongue.? Santa: Very Long...!

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If A Girl Is In Love... Her Parents Say, Who's That Idiot? If A Boy Is In Love... His Parents Say,idiot Who's That Girl? Moral: No Matter Who's In Love, Boys ...

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