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Nurse Lost Her Cat. . Nurse In The Hospital- Any 1 Got A Pusssyy, . All Women Stood Up,i Mean Any One Seen A Pusssyy, . All Men Stood Up. . I Meant Any One See...

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A Man Usually Feels Better After A Few Winks, Especially If She Winks Back.

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8 Qualities Of A Perfect Boyfriend....... Brave, Intelligent, Gentle, Polite, Energetic, Non-alcoholic, Industrious, Self-organised! In Short.....b.i.g.p.e.n.i....

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Its Not The Length, Its Not The Size, Its How Many Times U Can Make It Rise! Its Not How Well It Fits But How Often U Can Make It Spit!

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Husband: Jaan Socha Call Kar Loon, Tum Miss Kar Rahi Ho Gi! Wife: 5 Minute Pehley Jo Larai Hui Thi Wo Kya Tha? Husband:fittay Mounh! Phir Ghar Ka Number Mil G...

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(g) Osth (i) N (r) Eal (l) Life

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Boy: I Am Not Rich Like Rohit, I Don't Even Have A Bid Car Like Rohit. But I Really Love You! Girl: I Love You Too, But Tell Me More About Rohit..

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Every Wife Is A Mistress To Her Husband Miss For One Year And Stress For Rest Of The Life...:-d Desire_belief

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A Beautiful Statement Written At Men's Toilet: . . . . . . . . . . . . The Future Of Our Country Is Now In Your Hands.......

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Why Don't Men Often Show Their True Feelings? Ans : Because They Don't Have Any!

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Qus:why Do Most Men Prefer To Kiss A Woman's Lips? Ans:that's The Best Way To Shut A Woman's Horizontal Mouth Open The Vertical One...!

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Teacher: If A=b ,b=c Then A=c Can U Give Me 1 More Example Of This Type? Student:i Love My Teacher,teacher Loves His Daughter,so I Love His Daughter...

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Question: Why Do Men Chase Women When They Have No Intention Of Marrying? Answer: For The Same Reason Dogs Chase Cars When They Have No Intention Of Driving.

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Golden Rules Of Axe_pink To Be Happy With Man ,love Him Little And Understand Him A Lot ........ To Be Happy With Women,love Her Lot And Do Not Try To...

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Man 1:- I Do Not Want To Marry Becoz I Am Afraid Of All Women.. Man 2:- Get Married Soon, Then U Will Be Afraid Of Only One Woman Start Loving Other Women....

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A Notice In A Factory For Girl Workers.. If Your Skirt Is Long, Protect Yourself From Machines At Work.. If It Is Short, Protect Yourself From Men At Work ...

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Mental Anxiety, Mental Breakdowns, Menstrual Cramps, Menopause... Did You Ever Notice How All Women Problems Begin With Men!.

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Husband Asks Wife: Do You Know The Meaning Of Wife? It Means Without Information Fighting Everytime! Wife Says: No, It Means - With Idiot Forever.

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Tell Me The Situation In Which Men Is Tired In 10 Mintz And Women Want Dat He Should Carry On...! Think??? Shoping You Dirty Mind...:-)...

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Think Ur A Man? A Man Is A King! A King Is A Ruler! A Ruler Is 12 Inches! Still Think Ur A Man? :-p

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Young Man: Y Gals Desire More S*x Than Boys? Dad: Wen U Put Ur Finger In Ur Ear N Shake It, What Feels Better Ur Finger Or The Ear?

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Husband: You Know, Our Son Got His Brain From Me. Wife: You Are Right, I Still Got Mine With Me!!!

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Women Are Programmed To Love Completely And Men Are Programmed To Spread It Around ...

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Men's Top 7 Lies:- 1. It Wont Happen Again 2. I M Single 3. She Was Just A Friend 4. I M Sorry 5. I Like U 6. I Don't Wanna Loose U 7. I M Telling The Truth :-)...

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Husband Asks, Do You Know The Meaning Of Wife. It Means...without Information Fighting Everytime. Wife Says No, It Means - With Idiot For Ever....

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An Englishman And Santa Inside The Toilet. Englishman: Good Evening, How Do U Do? Santa: Good Evening, We Open The Zip And Do!

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Did U Know What Is The Full Form Of Wife ... . . . . . . W - Worries I - Innovated F - For E - Ever So Love Your Girl Friend ......

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Husband Wife R Like 2 Tyres Of A Vehicle. Even If 1 Punctures, The Vehicle Can't Move Further. So, Intelligent Husband Wife R Like 2 Tyres Of A Vehicle. Even ...

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How Are Women Like Hurricanes? They Come In Wet And Wild, And Leave With Your House And Car.

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Santa Falls In Love With A Nurse... After Much Thinking, He Finally Writes A Love Letter To Her: I Luv U Sister.

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Q: Why Did God Invent Booze? ..........so Fat Ugly Chicks Could Get Laid Too.

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Telling A Lie Is Fault 4 A Little Boy An Art 4 A Lover An Accomplishment 4 A Bachelor And A Matter Of Survival 4 A Married Man

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Husband: I Want Divorce. My Wife Hasn't Spoken To Me In Six Months. Lawyer: Think About It Once Again. Wives Like That Are Hard To Get!

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Every Man Wants A Wife Who Is Beautiful, Understanding, Economical, And A Good Cook. But The Law Allows Only One Wife.

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A Female Secretary Was Helping Her Boss To Set His Email Idand Asked Him What Would You Like To Use As Your Password. Wantin He Said: Pe N Is Sd The Password ...

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Men Are Very Kind And Women Are Very Mean..! * Proof: * * * * Most Women Dont Like To Help Unknown Men But All Men Are Always Ready To Help Unknown Women..:p...

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A Female Officer Arrested A Man For Drunk Driving. The Female Officer Tells The Man, Sir, You Have The Right To Remain Silent. Anything You Say Can And Will B...

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Santa And Banta Went For A Drive. Santa: Hey, Look Out From The Window, Are The Indicators Working Or Not? Banta Puts His Head Out Says Yes-no, Yes-no, Yes-n...

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If You Do Not Have A Wife - You Are Missing Some Thing In Your Life. If You Have A Wife - You Are Missing So Many Things In Your Life.

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Behind Every Sucessful Men Stands A Women. Behing Every Unsucessful Man Stands 2 Women...

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