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Men Are Like Bank Accounts. Without A Lot Of Money They Don't Generate A Lot Of Interest.

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A Man Usually Feels Better After A Few Winks, Especially If She Winks Back.

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Man Who Surrenders When He Is Wrong, Is Honest. Man Who Surrenders When Not Sure, Is Wise. Man Who Surrenders Even If He Is Right, Is A Husband!

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Teachr 2 Sleepy Student:who Invented Steam Engine? Student: What Sir? Teachr:yes Correct It's James Watt Moral: Sleeping Improves Ur Genaral Knowledg...

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Women Might Be Able To Fake O*****s. But Men Can Fake Whole Relationships.

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2 Sardar Were Fixing A Bomb In A Car. Sardar 1: What Would You Do If The Bomb Explodes While Fixing. Sardar 2: Dont Worry, I Have One More.

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The Woman In Front Of The Wheel Is Like A Star In The Sky. You See It, But You-no!

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Nurse Lost Her Cat. . Nurse In The Hospital- Any 1 Got A Pusssyy, . All Women Stood Up,i Mean Any One Seen A Pusssyy, . All Men Stood Up. . I Meant Any One See...

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A Girl In Abook Store . Do U Have Book Called Women-the Perfect Intelligence ? Salesman: The Comic Department Is On The Other Side Maam :-p...

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Young Man: Y Gals Desire More S*x Than Boys? Dad: Wen U Put Ur Finger In Ur Ear N Shake It, What Feels Better Ur Finger Or The Ear?

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At The Scene Of An Accident A Man Was Crying: O God! I Have Lost My Hand, Oh! Sardar: Control Yourself. Don't Cry. See That Man. He Has Lost His Head. Is He Cry...

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An Englishman And Santa Inside The Toilet. Englishman: Good Evening, How Do U Do? Santa: Good Evening, We Open The Zip And Do!

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Q. Did You Hear About The New Magazine For Married Men Published By Playboy? A. It Has The Same Pictures Month After Month After Month After Month After Month....

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Wife: Last Night I Saw A Dream That U Were Sending Me Jewelry And Clothes! Husband: Yeah, And I Saw Your Dad Paying The Bill!

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Q: Why Did God Invent Booze? ..........so Fat Ugly Chicks Could Get Laid Too.

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At A Dinner Party, Several Of The Guests Were Arguing Whether Men Or Women Were More Trustworthy. No Woman, Said One Man, Scornfully, Can Keep A Secret. I Don't...

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Santa Was Drawing Money From Atm. Banta, Who Was Just Behind Him In The Line Said: I've Seen Ur Password. Its ****. Santa: U R Wrong. Its 1394.

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A Teacher Asked Her Class For Sentences Using The Word Beans.. My Father Grows Beans, Said One Student. My Father Cooks Beans, Said Another. Then A Little Sard...

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Two Days Of Powercut In Delhi Had Made Life Miserable. Worst Affected Was Delhi Metro Station Where Families Of Santa Banta Were Struck For 48 Hrs On Escalator...

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A Female Secretary Was Helping Her Boss To Set His Email Idand Asked Him What Would You Like To Use As Your Password. Wantin He Said: Pe N Is Sd The Password ...

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Lady To Inspector Santa: My Husband Went To Buy Potatos 5 Days Ago, He Hasn't Came Back Yet! Santa: Why Don't U Cook Something Else?

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Girlfrnd: Do U Love Me? Boy Ofcourse Darling I Do Girlfrnd: Will U Love Me After Marriage Also? Boy: That Depends On Your Husband, If He Allows Me ....

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Its Not The Length, Its Not The Size, Its How Many Times U Can Make It Rise! Its Not How Well It Fits But How Often U Can Make It Spit!

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What Do A Clitoris, An Anniversary And A Toilet Have In Common? Men Always Miss Them.

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A Girl Turns To Her Boyfriend In A Crowded Movie Says,honey,the Guy Beside Me Is Masturbating ! He Says,ignore Him. She Says,i Can't !, He Is Using My Hand....

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Why Don't Men Often Show Their True Feelings? Ans : Because They Don't Have Any!

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Sardar: What Is The Name Of Your Car? Lady: I Forgot The Name, But Is Starts With 't'. Sardar: Oh, What A Strange Car, Starts With Tea. All Cars That I Know Sta...

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2 Men Went 2 A Call Girl. 1st Went In, Came Out And Said No My Wife Is Better. 2nd Went In, Came Out And Said U R Right Ur Wife Is Really Better!!!!!!!!....

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Father To Son: If U Dont Pass Ur Exams This Time, Dont Call Me Dad... Son: Ok Dad After Some Days...... Father: How Is Ur Result? Son: Sorry Mr. David.....

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Question: Why Do Men Chase Women When They Have No Intention Of Marrying? Answer: For The Same Reason Dogs Chase Cars When They Have No Intention Of Driving.

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Santa Went To Temple Saw People Puting Coin In Box Praying Santa: Wow! How Amazing. People Are Talking To God Through Coin Phone Without Receiver...

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Santa: Do You Know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami? Banta: So Simple Yaar... Naag Do Not Punch Me....

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Men's Top 7 Lies:- 1. It Wont Happen Again 2. I M Single 3. She Was Just A Friend 4. I M Sorry 5. I Like U 6. I Don't Wanna Loose U 7. I M Telling The Truth :-)...

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Men Are Very Kind And Women Are Very Mean..! * Proof: * * * * Most Women Dont Like To Help Unknown Men But All Men Are Always Ready To Help Unknown Women..:p...

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A Funny Man His Wife Go To A Coffee House. Funny Man Buys 2 Cups Of Coffee. Funny Man: Drink Quickly... Drink Quickly... Before It Gets Cold. Wife: But Why... ...

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Husband Wife R Like 2 Tyres Of A Vehicle. Even If 1 Punctures, The Vehicle Can't Move Further. So, Intelligent Husband Wife R Like 2 Tyres Of A Vehicle. Even ...

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Q. Why Do Men Pay More Than Women For Car Insurance? A. Because Women Don't Get Blow Jobs While They're Driving.

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Tell Me The Situation In Which Men Is Tired In 10 Mintz And Women Want Dat He Should Carry On...! Think??? Shoping You Dirty Mind...:-)...

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The Reason Why Most Of The Men Prefer To Kiss Womens Lips.. . . . . Thats The Best Probably The Only Way To Shut A Womans Mouth For At Least Some Seconds:)...

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Boy: I Am Not Rich Like Rohit, I Don't Even Have A Bid Car Like Rohit. But I Really Love You! Girl: I Love You Too, But Tell Me More About Rohit..

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