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Behind Every Sucessful Men Stands A Women. Behing Every Unsucessful Man Stands 2 Women...

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Why Men N Women Dont Understand Each Other? Because God Gave Good Brains To Men Good Hearts To Women But Men Use Their Hearts Women Use Their Brains!!...

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Wife: Last Night I Saw A Dream That U Were Sending Me Jewelry And Clothes! Husband: Yeah, And I Saw Your Dad Paying The Bill!

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If You Want Breakfast In Bed, You Should Sleep In The Kitchen.

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Girlfrnd: Do U Love Me? Boy Ofcourse Darling I Do Girlfrnd: Will U Love Me After Marriage Also? Boy: That Depends On Your Husband, If He Allows Me ....

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Can I Girl Make You Millionaire? . . . . . . . Yes . . . . If You Are A Billionaire....

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Teacher: -pepito, Could You Tell Me Names Of Three Kings, Who Brought Happiness And Peace Into Our Life? Pepito Answered: -drin-king, Smo-king And Fuc-king.......

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Husband Asks, Do You Know The Meaning Of Wife. It Means...without Information Fighting Everytime! Wife Satys No, It Means - With Idiot For Ever...

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Husband: You Know, Our Son Got His Brain From Me. Wife: You Are Right, I Still Got Mine With Me!!!

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Men-opause Men-strual Pain Men-tal Illness Guy-necologist His-terectomy Ever Noticed How Women's Problems Start With Men??...

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8 Qualities Of A Perfect Boyfriend....... Brave, Intelligent, Gentle, Polite, Energetic, Non-alcoholic, Industrious, Self-organised! In Short.....b.i.g.p.e.n.i....

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How Do Cricket Commetator Define N***d Girl? No Cover No Xtra Cover 2 Silly Points 2fine Legs 1deep Galli Little Grass On D Pitch Its Really Wonderful 2 Bat......

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Husband: I Want Divorce. My Wife Hasn't Spoken To Me In Six Months. Lawyer: Think About It Once Again. Wives Like That Are Hard To Get!

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2 Men Went 2 A Call Girl. 1st Went In, Came Out And Said No My Wife Is Better. 2nd Went In, Came Out And Said U R Right Ur Wife Is Really Better!!!!!!!!....

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Jeeto Yelled At Santa: U're Gonna B Really Sorry! I'm Going To Leave You! Santa: Make Up Ur Mind, Which One Is It Gonna Be!

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A Girl Turns To Her Boyfriend In A Crowded Movie Says,honey,the Guy Beside Me Is Masturbating ! He Says,ignore Him. She Says,i Can't !, He Is Using My Hand....

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Teacher: If A=b ,b=c Then A=c Can U Give Me 1 More Example Of This Type? Student:i Love My Teacher,teacher Loves His Daughter,so I Love His Daughter...

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Its Not The Length, Its Not The Size, Its How Many Times U Can Make It Rise! Its Not How Well It Fits But How Often U Can Make It Spit!

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Women Might Be Able To Fake O*****s. But Men Can Fake Whole Relationships.

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Golden Rules Of Axe_pink To Be Happy With Man ,love Him Little And Understand Him A Lot ........ To Be Happy With Women,love Her Lot And Do Not Try To...

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Men Cause All Problems For Women!! Its A Fact!! Menstural Cycle, Menopause, Mental Illness, Mental Breakdown And Guynecologist!!!

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Ultimate Answer While Changing The Job. Interviewer: Why Did You Changed Your Last Job? Santa: Because The Company Shifted And Didn't Tell Me Where.....

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R U Emotionally Numb..? Creatively Challenged..? Artistically Void..? Socially Outcast..? Financially Zero..? Congratulations.. . . U R An Engineer..!...

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Women Prefer Se*x With The Lights Off...... Because They Can't Bear To See A Man Enjoy... And.......... Man Like The Lights On..... So They Can Pronounce The ...

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Lady: Anyone On This Plane Who Is Man Enough To Make Me Feel Like A Woman? Man: Removes His Shirt And Says, Here, Iron This!

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Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That? Sardar: An Old King's Skeleton. Tourist: Who's That Smaller Skeleton Next To It? Sardar: That Was Same King's Skeleton When He ...

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Why Do Men Wear Underwear? As Per Military Rules, All Types Of War Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time!

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Where Do U See Mangoes ?? . . On Mango Trees? No . Fruit Shop? No . Wherever Women Go Behind Them Man Goes!!...

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A Girl In Abook Store . Do U Have Book Called Women-the Perfect Intelligence ? Salesman: The Comic Department Is On The Other Side Maam :-p...

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A Beautiful Statement Written At Men's Toilet: . . . . . . . . . . . . The Future Of Our Country Is Now In Your Hands.......

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2 Sardar Were Fixing A Bomb In A Car. Sardar 1: What Would You Do If The Bomb Explodes While Fixing. Sardar 2: Dont Worry, I Have One More.

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Santa: Do You Know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami? Banta: So Simple Yaar... Naag Do Not Punch Me....

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At A Dinner Party, Several Of The Guests Were Arguing Whether Men Or Women Were More Trustworthy. No Woman, Said One Man, Scornfully, Can Keep A Secret. I Don't...

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Sardar Joined New Job. 1st Day He Worked Till Late Evening On The Computer. Boss Was Happy And Asked What You Did Till Evening. Sardar: Keyboard Alphabets Were ...

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A Notice In A Factory For Girl Workers.. If Your Skirt Is Long, Protect Yourself From Machines At Work.. If It Is Short, Protect Yourself From Men At Work ...

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Did U Know What Is The Full Form Of Wife ... . . . . . . W - Worries I - Innovated F - For E - Ever So Love Your Girl Friend ......

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Women Are Programmed To Love Completely And Men Are Programmed To Spread It Around ...

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(g) Osth (i) N (r) Eal (l) Life

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Pappu While Filling Up A Form: What Should I Write Against Mother Tongue.? Santa: Very Long...!

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Santa Went To Temple Saw People Puting Coin In Box Praying Santa: Wow! How Amazing. People Are Talking To God Through Coin Phone Without Receiver...

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