Milk Messages

Ll Lll Lll Lll A Dairy Milk Chocolate Specially Delivered To U. Sorry, I Ate1 Bite Becoz My Mum Says Adaina Shubakaryam Chese Mundhu Noru Theepi Cheskova...

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Madam 2 Student : Why Do Cows Get Depressed After Giving Milk? Stdnt : If Someone Presses Ur Br***t For 5 Mints Doesnt F**k U,how Would You Feel?

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F'ship Is Sweeter Dan Honey N Greater Dan Money, Smoothr Dn Silk N Whiter Dan Milk, Higher Dan Any Tower N Stronger Dan Any Power.. So Hold It.....

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Coffee Never Knew How Gud It Could Taste,before She Met Met Sugar,water N Milk. Frnds R The Same, They R Gud As They R, Bt Wen They Meet They Bcum Best....

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Full Form Of Dairy Milk D-darling, A-always, I-i, R-remember, Y-you, M-meet, I-immediatly, L-for Long, K-kiss....

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I Know Milk It Does A Body Good, But D**n How Much Have You Been Drinking?

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Statistics Of B****t Milk. 1. No Need To Insert The Sugar. 2. No Need To Boil It. 3. Cats Can Not Steal It. 4. Its Tax Free. 5. It Have No Expiry Date. 5. Avail...

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Man Had Sun Burnt Pen*is .... Advice By His Friend ,he Dip It In Milk.... While Doing This.....his Girlfriend Suddenly Came And Said I Always Wonder How U ...

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Why Girls Do Not Put Mobile In Their Brazer.... Because Vibration Convert Milk Into Water....

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