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Great Minds Contain Ideas, Solutions And Reasons Scientific Minds Contain Formulas, Theories And Figures My Mind Contains Only You!

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A Pair Of Loving Couple Went To A Hotel One Night.. After Finishing Their ''business'', Suddenly The Guy Saw A Photo In His Gf's Wallet. ''is That Ur Ex My De...

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God Made Us Body Parts 4 A Reason Eyz:2 Luk At U Hand:2 Pray 4 U Mind:2 Remembr U Heart:2 Miss U & Legs:2 Kick U If U Evr 4get Me...

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Man Teases His Ex-wife's New Husband: So, Dude How Was The Second-hand Stuff? New Husband: Not Bad. After The First 3 Inches, She Was Brand New

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Are You Tired? Because Youve Been Running Through My Mind All Day.

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She Is A Friend Of Mind. She Gather Me, Man. The Pieces I Am, She Gather Them And Give Them Back To Me In All The Right Order. It's Good, You Know, When You Got...

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Always Start Your Day With A Lot Of S E X 1. S-mile 2. E-nergy 3. X-citement So Make S*x A Daily Habit, You Always Be Smiling!...

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H=- Newton's 3 Laws. 1) A Hole Always Attract A Pole 2) Length Of Pole Is Equal To Depth Of Hole 3) Up Down Motion Release A Lotion Which Increase Population...

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It's The Sweetest Thing To Do. Do It The Bed, On A Sofa, In The Bathroom Or Anywhere! U Must Never Stop Doing It. It's Called Prayer! God Blesesess Ur Dirty ...

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,,,, ( .).) Everyday ( __) We Busy... ,,,, (.(. ) Sometimes (__ ) We Forgot Something... ,,,, (.(.) But You ( __ ) Always In My M...

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H=- Ques: Why Do Boys Run Faster Than Girls ?? . . . . Think Like An Engineer. . . Answer: Because Boys Have A 2 Ball-bearing In Between Their Legs To Reduce Fr...

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Whn Rajnikant Was In College Cllege Teachers Bunk The Lectures ....

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Your Mother Uses Your Fathers One Your Aunt Uses Your Uncles Your Grandma Uses You Grandpas Your Sister Uses You Brother In Laws Guess What Is It?? Surname...

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Why Did The Little Boy Put Lipstick On His Head? He Wanted To Make Up His Mind!

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Friends Walk Lightly Into Our Life..n Slowly Into Our Mind.... At First We Never Care Who They Are...., Later We Don't Know Who We Are Without Them..... *$--s--...

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H=- Sometimes There Are No Words To Describe How We Feel About Some People In This World.. But Thank God We Have A Middle Finger..!!...

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Are You Tired? Because You Have Been Running Through My Mind All Day.

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U R A Nice Person... But..u Have To Do 2 Things Early In The Morning... 1st. Pray To God So That U Can Live.... 2nd.take A Bath So That Others Can Live.........

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Husband: Yesterday A Girl Came In My Dream. Wah! What A Girl She Was... Wife: She Must Be Alone. Husband: How Do You Know? Wife: Her Husband Came In My Dream...

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*when I See You, My Heart For My Mind Say: F**k You!!

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Never Mind People When They Say You're Mad, Cause They Always Mean To Say That You M=make A=a D=difference.

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From The Moment I Saw U, I Wanted To Be Inside U, I Love Ur Smell, The Way Ur Tongue Feels, The Way U Tighten And Loosen Mmmmmmm......new Shoes!!!!!

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A Short Thing Its Get Longer As U Hold It Pass Between Womans Br**st Enters Into A Small Hole What Is It? . . . . . . Ans. Cars Seat Belt U Dirty Mind...

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I Love Ur Eyes, I Love Ur Smile, I Cherish Ur Ways, I Adore Ur Style. What Can I Say, Ur 1 Of A Kind And 24/7 Ur On My Mind!

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H=- Girl: Xcuse Me Brothr Thats My Seat Boy: Ok But Im Not Ur Brothr. My Father Nevr Toched Ur Mom Girl: True But My Father Did..!!

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Love Is Blind Be Very Kind When I Kiss U Plz Dont Mind.

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A Short Thing, It Gets Longer When U Hold It, N Pass Between Women B*****s, N Enters Into A Hole What Is It 1 Min 2 Think! Car Seat Belt, U Dirty Mind...

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I Luv Ur Eyes I Luv Ur Smile. I Cherish Ur Ways I Adore Ur Style. Wot Can I Say? Ur 1of A Kind 24/7 Ur On My Mind!

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I Get The Best Feeling In The World, When You Smile At Me, Or Even You Say Hi, Because, I Know For One Second , I Have Crossed Your Mind!...

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Where There Is A Confusion B/w Your Heart And Mind,don't Listen To Your Mind,because Mind Knows Everything But Your Heart Knows Only You...!!!.

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Am I Cute ? Test Call If Im Cute Miss Call If Im Gorgeous Text Back If Im Preety Text A Joke If Im Charming Just Ignore If Ur Jealous ........

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Catch Her By Her Waist Bring Her Home.. Keep Ur Hand On Her Neck Put Ur Lips On Her Lips Have A Nice Drink Pepsi

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A Short Thing It Gets Longer When U Hold It N Pass Between Women B*****s N Enters Into A Hole What Is It? 1 Min 2 Think! Car Seat Belt U Dirty Minnd...

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A Mind Blowing Fact: No Matter Whether Guys Buy 220cc Pulsars Or 350cc Royal Enfields,,, It Is Used Only To Follow A 80cc Scooty Pep ... !! -)

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Feeling Bored? Wondering, What To Do? Open The Zip! Enter Your Hands In Between Your Zip.. Take Out Your Book From Your Bag And Study.....

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H=- U May Love A Girl Very Deeply.... . . . . . . . But U Cannot Express It Deeper Than 6-8 Inchs...!! Hahahahah!!!!...

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Only Open Heart Receives Love Only Open Mind Receives Wisdom Only Open Hand Receives Gifts And Only Cute Persons Receive Sms From Me

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Girl:- Oh Baby Harder, Harder,harder Boy:- Sorry I Cant Go Anymore Harder, We're Stuck Here.

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I Get The Best Feeling In The World When You Say Hi Or Smile At Me, Because I Know That Even For A Second That I've Crossed Your Mind.

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Smiling When Something Dirty Comes On Your Mind. :)

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