Misc Messages

Who Is The Leader Of Ducks? Ans. Frog Why? Because Frog Is Mainduck.

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Boy Was Trying 2 Kiss The Girl.. Girl Says: Not All This Before Marriage Boy: Dont Worry I Am Already Married

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I Am Made Of 5 Letters,if U Remove The First Letter,it Is Part Of Our Body.if U Remove The Second Letter,it Is Everywhere!guess What ???!...

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Biscuit Maker's Luv Letter: Dear Marie Yesterday Was A Very Good Day, Our Meeting Was Truely Nice, But The Chance Of Our Luv Is 50-50 Coz Ur

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If Anytime In Life There Is Confusion Between Ur Heart N Mind.......... Then U Just . . . . . . . . . Eat Bingo...... No Confusion ,great Combination. Toyiiingg...

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Aim In Life Should Be 654321... Shocked???? 6-six Digit Salary 5-five Working Days 4-four Wheeler Vehicle 3-bedroom Flat 2-two Cute Children 1-one Sweetheart...

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Santa Goes 2 A Hotel After Eating He Goes 2 Wash His Hands, But Start Washing The Basin Manager:what R U Doing? Santa: U Have Written Here Wash Basin....

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I Never See What I Have Done...!! I Always See Only What Is Remaining....!! Said By Bill Gates . . . . . . . I Never Ask What U Have Studied.... I Ask Only W...

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A Child Went To Kashmir Made Small Mountains From Ice. . Today Those Mountains Are Called Himalayas. . . . . .and The Child Was Rajnikanth !!...

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What Is The Difference Between Falling From A Tall Building And A Short Building..? From Tall Aaaaaaa...dham From Short Dham...aaaaaaaa...

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A Small Advice . . . . Dont Scroll Nothing Here.

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Sunaye Kis Ko Hal-e-dil Ajab Apne Afsana Tha Zakhm Unhi Se Mile Jinse Kuch Yarana Tha

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What's Meaning Of Ambulens No.108..? Birth Year + Ur Age = ? (e.g. :- 1947 So 47+ur Age=....?) Just Try It....... You Will Get An Interesting Result..........

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Galfriend To Snta-kuch Aisa Kahoke Dil Ki Dharkan Taiz Ho Jayesnta-bhago 2mhara Bhai Aa Raha Hai.-

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My Sweetest Memory - Ur Msg! My Biggest Sadness - The Distance! My Biggest Hope - I Will See You Soon! My Strongest Prayer - Our Relation Continues 4ever....

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Peace Is More Important Dan All Justice & Peace Was Not Made 4 Da Sake Of Justice, Bt Justice For Da Sake Of Peace.

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Heart Touching Quote- If V Lose Pen V Can Buy New One, But If V Lose Pen Cap V Cant Buy Newone Dats Y I Care For All My Dhakans -)!...

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Never Kiss A Lady Police, She Will Say, Hands Up. . Never Kiss A Lady Doctor, She Will Say, Next Please . Always Kiss A School Teacher And She Wil Say Repeat It...

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Wen I Was A Kid I Planned To Join Engineering.. At Tat Time I Was Proud.. But My Parents Are In Tension... But Now Vice Versa:-p

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A Woman Gives A Man Just Two Happy Days, The Day He Marries Her, And The Day He Buries Her.

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Christmas Is C-hrist's H-istoric, R-emarkable I-ncarnation S-tory, T-elling M-essiah's A-waited S-alvation.

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8 Qualities Of A Perfect Boyfriend... Brave,intelligent, Gentle,polite, Energetic, Non-alcoholic, Industrious, Self-organised. In Short, B.i.g.p.e.n.i.s....

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Santa Opened A College. Guess The Name Of College? The Name Of The The College Was: Women's College For Boys.

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Sardar Ji: Why Have You Increased Speed Of Car? Laloo: Break Has Failed. We Should Reach Home Before Accident...

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Ot Tnaw T2ul I +thpinboop Ya2 !..2ma3rb T33w2 ! .. Nih)a2 2ru Confused Na? Read It In A Mirror.. Now... Bye!

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In An Engineering University During A Math's Class: Student: Why Do We Have To Learn This? Teacher: To Save Lives!!!!! Student: How Does Math Save Lives? Te...

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How Do U Occupy An Idiot? Press Down - Press Up...press Down...!

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Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wifefrom 10 Girlfriends. Even If U Pick Most Beautiful, Most Intelligent, Kindest Women,there”s Still Pain Of Loosing 9...

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Rose , I Heard You Were Able To Divorce Your Husband In Three Days. That Must Have Cost You A Lot Of Money In Attorney's Fees! Not Really. Actually I Paid No...

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"otfbhfeongfoa"uper Diye Huye Words Main Seo, B, Fdelete Kar Den.aur Hasil Karen, Ek Khoobsorat Gift.just For You.....

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Go Sms Go To My Sister.... Don?t Make Noise .. If She Is Busy.. Don?t Say Anything,if She Is Free Then Say Ur Brother Miss U

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Go Down To C My Heart..dekha. Kitna Saaf Hai Mera Dil, Bole To Ekdam Aapke. Dimag Ki Tarah.

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Which Type Of Girls Wear Transparent Dresses? The Girls Not Having Any Confidence On Imagination Power Of A Man !

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Santa Found His Internet Connection Very Slow N Download Speed Also Vry Low.he Installed Wallpaper Of Rajnikant.now He Is Enjoying 3g.

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Who Went To Bolivia? The Crew Of Top Gear, They All Smelled Like S**t And Didn't Shave Their Beard... Hey Hey, I Wanna Be A Rock Star! :d

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When It Comes 2 Love, Its Hard 2 Know If U Have D Right 1. Many Lovers Weep, And Left In Sorrow.y? Bcoz Words Cant Immortalize Emotions....

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Mother, To Her Teenage Daughter, - I Think Its Right Time, We Should Talk About S*x. Daughter: Sure Mom, What Do You Want To Know?

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A: Do You Want To Hear A Dirty Joke? B: Ok A: A White Horse Fell In The Mud.

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Love Is Possible After Friendship But Friendship Is Not Possible After Love Because Medicines Work Before Death Later Nothing Can Be Cured.!...

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Touch Ur Heart, Close Ur Eyes,make A Wish And Sleep Tight. Sky So Wide, Stars So Bright, Turn Off The Lights And Say Good Night!!!

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