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A Sardarji Doctor Falls In Love With A Nurse.he Writes A Love Letter To The Nurse :- I Love U Sister...

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Sometimes V Maintain Silence 2 Protect A Beautiful Relation.but V 4get.....2 Much Of Silence Creates A Distance In Every Beautiful Realation..................

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Dark Is Not Opposite Of Light.it Is Just The Absence Of Light.similarly,a Problem Is D Absence Of N Ideanot The Absence Of A Solution...

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Crime Doesn't Pay...does That Mean My Job Is A Crime?

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Every Morning Is The Symbol Of Rebirth Of Our Life,so Forget All Yesterday's Bad Movements Make Today Beautiful.. Good Morning

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Do Not Be Sad If Someone Said Something About A Black-skinned People They Are Like Kinder Surpise Egg Brown In Color From Outside And A White From The In...

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In A Crowded Bus A Man Suddenly Feels That Someone Is Stealing His Wallet. He Points To The Id Inside His Pocket And Tells The Thief: By The Way, You Forgot Th...

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Interviewer - What Is The Recession ???? Candidate - When Wine And Women Replaced By Water And Wife , That Critical Stage Of Life Is Called Recession :)

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Student 1: You Didn't Pass The Test. How Far Were You From The Right Answers? Student 2: Oh, About Three Seats Away.

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Nargis To Shaitan:main Ik Masoom Tay Shareef Larki Aan...shaitan:jan Day Nargis Baji; Hun Tu Apni Ho K Enj Tay Zaleel Na Kr. . . .

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Rajnikant Participated In Race Obviously He Came First Einstien Died Aftet Watching That....because...as Light Came Second!!!

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Girls Think Boys Are Fit. Boys Think Girls Are S**y. But Hey, No Worries - I Sure Science Will Come Up With Somin To Help U.

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Teacher And Nick, His Student: Teacher: Nick, What Is The Past Participle Of The Verb To Ring? Nick: What Do You Think It Is, Sir? Teacher: I Don't Think, I ...

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Dear Reader, You Are Requested To Switch Off Your Mobile To Avoid Any Burn Injuries.. As The Sender Of This Message Is A D**n Hot Personality!!

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Santa: What Is The Difference Between Complete And Finish? Banta: When You Marry A Right Person You Are Complete And When You Marry The Wrong One You Are Fini...

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Where Did Love Born ? Guess, Think. Simple In China ! Because It Has No Warranty No Guarantee

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Tell Me A Thing Tat Is Big In Ladies, Small In Girls Nt Present In Kids? . . . . . . . . . . Its Alphabet L....

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It's Hard To Say Hello Because It Might Be Goodbye. It's Hard To Say I'm Okay Because Sometimes I'm Not. But It's Easy To Say I Luv You Coz I Know That I Really...

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Baatein Karke Rula Na Dena Yu Chup-chap Rehke Saza Na Dena Na De Sako Khushi To Gum Hi Sahi Pr Meri Jaan Ban Ke Muze U Bhula Na Dena

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You Miss The Days When Everything Worked With Just An On And Off Switch...

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Height Of Laziness: A Guy Lying On A Girl And Waiting For An Earthquake To Do The Rest.

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When I Was Young I Didn't Like Going To Weddings. My Grandmother Would Tell Me, You Are The Next However, She Stopped Telling Me That After I Started To Say T...

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Whatever We Plant In Our Subconscious Mindand Nourish With Repetition And Emotionwill One Day Become A Reality.

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Manager: Sorry, But I Can't Give U A Job. I Don't Have Any More Work. Santa: That's All Right, Sir. In Fact I'm Just The Right Person In This Case. You See, I ...

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Hmesha Samjhota Krna Sikhoq Ki Thoda Sa Jhuk Janakisi Rishte Ko Hmesha Ke Liye Tod Dene Se Bohut Behtar H

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Sardar Was Writing Something Very Slowly. Friend Asked: Why R U Writing So Slowly? Sardar: Im Writing To My 6 Yr Old Son, He Cant Read Very Fast.....

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The Funniest And Highly Impossible Msg A Student Can Ever Send . . . . . . . . . I Finished Studies. Did You?...

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If 007 Is James Bond, Wht Is 111? Try-try... Simple. Its James Bond In Binary..!! Only Engineers Think Different....

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Santa: Why Are You Heating The Knife. Banta: To Do Suicide. Santa: But Why Are You Heating It? Banta: To Prevent Infection.. :p...

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Dear Santa . . . . . I Can Explain.. .

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Teachers Asks What Should You Put On A Book To Make It A Best Seller? Student A Girl On The Cover And No Cover On The Girl!!!

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Conversations 2 Be Remembered For Lifetime 100 Cm = 1 Mtr 100 Paise = 1 Rs 100 Kg = 1 Quintal And Most Importantly 100 Ghosts = 1 Wife... :d...

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Dear Math Please Grow Up And Solve Your Own Problems.....i'm Tired Of Always Helping You.

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Why Do Boy Runs Fast Then Girl? Think Think As Engineer Becoz Boys Have Ball Bearing B/w Their Leg To Reduce Friction.

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The Poor Wish To Be Rich, The Rich Wish To Be Happy, The Single Wish To Be Married, And The Married Wish To Be Dead.

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If The Relation Is True..people Try To Affect That Relation.!but If The Relation Is Fake..no One Will Try To Affect That Relation.!strange But True Thought....

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Ot Tnaw T2ul I +thpinboop Ya2 !..2ma3rb T33w2 ! .. Nih)a2 2ru Confused Na? Read It In A Mirror.. Now... Bye!

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Boy - Dear Santa, For Xmas, I Would Like A Baby Brother. Santa - Send Me Your Mother.

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A Great Love Story.. Hero Loves Heroine, But Heroine Loves Villain, But Vilan Loves Hero's Sister, But Hero's Sister Loves Heroine Brother But Heroine Brother L...

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Nw A Days . Child In Washroom . . . Mom! . . Mom: Yes My Child Child:i M Suffring Frm Loosemotion...so Update The Status On My Orkut And Facebook Profi...

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