Misc Messages

When Someone Upsets U, It Take 42 Mucles To Frown But It Only Takes 4 Mucles To Slap That Ashole Face.

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Galfriend To Snta-kuch Aisa Kahoke Dil Ki Dharkan Taiz Ho Jayesnta-bhago 2mhara Bhai Aa Raha Hai.-

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Change The Texture Of You Thoughts And Your Life Will Change.the Future Is Not Something We Await.it Is Something We Create ...!!!

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Teacher : U Failure ! At Ur Age Bill Gates Stood First In The Class Student : Mind U, Sir, But At Ur Age Hitler Commited Suicide

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Stud-give Me Some Extra Tym Give Some Brain Give Me Another Chance2write My Paper Again. Xaminer-na Nana Na,nana Na Nana Na.

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An Ordinary Person Wil Be Wid Books. But An Extraordinary Person Wil Be In That Book. Be Extraordinary Person Lyk Me! Im In Face Book...

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Awesome Lines: Why Do We Need A Lover Wen We Have So Many People Around Us To Luv? A Wise Man Said: As Air Is Everywre, But We Still Need A Fan To Feeel It..,...

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True Meaning Of Relation :where There Are No Compromise In Telling The Secret.&there Is No Secret For Which U Need To Compromise.

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The Below Mentioned Action Is Performed By Highly Trained Professionals. So Please Don't Try This At Home... . . . . . . Study!!...

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The Mediocre Teacher Tells. The Good Teacher Explains. The Superior Teacher Demonstrates. The Great Teacher Inspires.

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R U Fed Up With 4ward Msgs..read This One 'erac Ekat' 'etin Dug' 'zmrd Teews' 'llew Peels' Dis Is Not A Fwd Msg..this Is A Bckwd Msg..

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What Is A Girl Friend? Ans: Addition Of Problem, Substraction Of Money, Multiplication Of Enemy, Division Of Friends.... So Be Careful... :p

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Always Speak The Truth! . .. ... .. ... . . . . . . . . .. And Run Immediately After Speaking It!! :...

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Bina Kahe Jo Sab Kuch Keh Jate Hai,bina Kasur Jo Sab Kuch Seh Jate Hai,dur Reh Kar Bhi Jo Apna Farz Nibhate Hai,wo Hi Rishte To"apne" Kehlate Hai.....

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Kuch Apna Hai,kuch Begana Hai,kuch Masti Bhara, Kuch Khafa Khafa,kahin Dekha Nahi, Kahin Suna Nahi,phir Bhi Jana Pehchana Hai,ye Pyara Sa Jo Rishta Hai,kuch Me...

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Don't Give Importance 2money.coz It Can Give Bed But Not Sleep,books But Not Brains, Cloth But Not Beauty,luxuries But Not Happiness.so,transfer It To My A/c.

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The Truth About Human Tongue:- It Takes 3 Yrs To Learn How To Use It. But, It Takes Lifetime To Learn When Where To Use It..! Have A Nice Day.!...

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A Girl Puts Her Fingers Near Hotel Managers Lips. Manager Kisses Each Finger , , Girl: Tell Ur Boss There Is No Tissue Paper In Ur Toilet...

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The Office Boy Enters Cabin Of Boss, I Think Its Your Phone ,sir. How Do You Know? Boss,well A Voice Said Is That You ,you Old Fool

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Thought For The Days!!! If You Call Your Mother As Mum... What Will You Call Mother's Younger Sis And Elder Sis? Answer : Minmum Maximum...

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A Hypnotist Hypnotised The Whole Audience In The Hall With A Pendulum. Suddenly, The Pendulum Fell Down. He Said S**t..!! And It Look 3 Days To Clean The Hal! :...

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Agar Hum B Teri Tarah Mjbur Na Hotekhuda Ksam Hm B Tumse Durna Hotewoto Tere Ishqme Hm Bdnam Ho Gyewrna Sms Ki Dunia Me Hm Mashur Na Hote...

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Make Love Not War. Condoms Are Cheaper Than Guns. :)

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Rajnikants Travels So Fast That He Drinks Tea With Obama Inside Whitehouse In Da Morn And Have His Coffee With Karan In Mumbai In Da Evening

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Aapki Kanjusi Dil Ko Bha Gai, Hamain Bhi Apne Balance Ki Qadar Aagai,socha Ab Aapkomessage Na Karain, Magar Ye Kambakht Dosti Hamain Yaad Aagai....

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Sawal Hai Jawab Jarur Dena, Wo Kya Cheez Hai Jo Saal Me Ek Baar, Mahine Me 2 Baar,hafte Me 4 Baar,aur Din Me 6 Baar Aati Hai.

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Really Smart One I May Not Always Love The One Who Loves Me..... But I Surely Do Respect Their Choice... =p )

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Waqt Guzarta Raha Par Sanse Thami Si Thi,muskura Rahe The Hum,par Aankho Me Nami Si Thi,saath Humare Ye Jahan Tha Sara,par Na Jaane Kyun Tumhari Kami Si Thi....

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Brain Iz The Most Outstanding Object In The World! It Works 24hrs A Day, 365 Days A Year From Birth To Death. Stops Only When We Enter The Examination Hall :...

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What's The Difference Between Pleasure And Torture? Pleasure Is Thinking Of You And Torture Is Thinking Of You Too Much. !

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I'm 7 Letter City Name,my 234 Letter Is A Bird,713 Is Cool,1274 Is A Part Of Face,4713 Is Way Of Saying Gud!!4=5..if U R A Genius, Reply!!...

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Dimag Hai To Jawab Do,konsa Kam Hai Jo 1 Gents Apni Puri Zindgi Me 1bar Karta He,par Wahi Kaam 1 Ladies Roz Karti Hai?.{soch K Answr De Dena) Its Challenge....

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Hitler Says,there Is No Word Like Impossible In My Dictionary Sandesh Says: Now Nowthing Will Be Happen. You Should Check When You Have Bought It.

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I Have Started Luving 'u'... I Know It Sounds Rediculous But I Can't Control My Feelings 4 'u'. Some Time Later I'll Start Luving More Alphabets...!.

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Lastnite I Went 2 Bed Without U..cold,n***d,thinking Of U, Missing Ur Warmth, Ur Soft Touch Against My Skin. Where Were U Lastnite, My Lovely Pyjama

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Attidude I Dont Have Any Girl Frnd It Doesn't Mean That I Am Afraid Of Proposing A Girl But I Am Scared That Wat If She Says 'yes'

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Petya Sat On A Bench, Frowning, Angry. Andrew Comes To Him. - Well, What A Sour? Petya Says: - Sit Down Next To Tell. Andrew Sits Down, And Petya, And Said: - P...

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In A New Relationship Don't Act Too Sensitive . Relax And Have A Good Time. Don't Run The Risk Of Your Partner Thinking That You Are Getting Too Serious Too Soo...

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Happy New Year Receive My Simple Gift Of Love Wrapped With Sincerity Tied With Care Sealed With Blessings 2 Keep U Happy Safe All The Life Long. Happy New Yea...

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Tuhi Mera Aaj Or Kal Tuje Yad Krte H Har1pal Ji Nai Paynge Terebina Hm Tuj Bin Rehjynge Adhure Hm

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