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Do You Love Mee...?? Be Honest Please.. Don't Be Shy.. Confused..?? This Is Your Last Chance... Are You Sure You Don't Love Mee...?? Ok Fine,what Abou...

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What Kind Of Pants Do Ghosts Wear? Boo-jeans. :))

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Every Mother Generally Hopes That Her Daughter Will Snag A Better Husband Than She Managed To Do…butshe’s Certain That Her Boy Will Never Get As Gre...

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Dogeto Muskurakamse Kamaapparhaibhejasmsyejisnedogegaliyanko Smartusaapbaadkpadnekosmsisconfused?niche Se Upar Padho....

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Um Unse Dillaga Baithe Tanhai Ki Mehfil Saja Baithe Wo Kho Gye Bheed Me Hum Dunia Me Aag Lga Baithe

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Mom Of Da Milenium: A Girl Tells Her Mom: I Want Some Fresh Air,can I Go 4 A Walk ? Mom: Alright, But Ask Ur Fresh Air To Leave U Home By 9 Pm !...

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A Man Usually Feels Better After A Few Winks, Especially If She Winks Back.

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Rajnikant Once Organized A Small Party For His Relatives And Thats How Common Wealth Games Came To India...........

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It’s A Magic:-1 Glass Thanda Pani Lain Aur Usay Apne Braber Baithay Shakhs Per Dal Dein Ye “thanda Pani” Usay “garam” Ker Dega Try...

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Pappu: When Is It Unlucky To See A Black Cat? . . . . . . . Appu: When You Are A Mouse.

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Husband Asks: Do You Know The Meaning Of Wife? It Means Without Information, Fighting Every Time! Wife Says: No Darling , It Means :- With Idiot For Ever...

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Question: What Is More Horrible Than Ten Dead People In One Garbage Can? Answer: One Dead Person In Ten Garbage Cans!

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I'm 7 Letter City Name,my 234 Letter Is A Bird,713 Is Cool,1274 Is A Part Of Face,4713 Is Way Of Saying Gud!!4=5..if U R A Genius, Reply!!...

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Last Week My Boss Passed Away. No Need To Mourn, He Just Took A Transfer To H**l.

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Q: Why Do Girls Live Longer Than Boys? . . . . Ans: Shopping Never Causes Heart Attacks, . But Paying The Bill Does :)...

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Everything In Life Is Relative, Ask Einstein.

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I Might Be Sending You A Message You Can Erase Or You Will Laugh,cry,smile,hurt Over But There Is Only One Message You Will Get That I Want You To Remember And ...

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Banany Wale Ne Ek Dost Mere Lia Banaya Hy, Jise Aap K Roop Mein Mainey Paaya Hay,jo Mere Dil Main Aise Samaya Hy, Jaise Purani Haeli Main “bhoot” Ka...

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To Reduce Depression Of Students Sir Showed Them 3 Idiots.. Sir- Wat Did U Learn From D Movie? Students- During Kiss, No Harm From Nose.

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A Lady Goes To Police Sation...and Says That My Husband Went To Sabji Market To Bring Potatoes Nd Hasn't Returned...yet Santa Inspector Thinks For A Long While....

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Santa:will U Marry Me Girl: I'm A Lsbian Santa:whats A Lsbian? Girl:i Like Girls More Than Boys Santa:awsome I'm Also Lsbian....

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A *smile* Is A Sign Of Joy, A *hug* Is A Sign Of Love, A *laugh* Is A Sign Of Happiness, A *friend* Like Me Is A Sign Of Your D**n Good Choice...

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Law Of Reverse Dynamics:when A Man Becomes Rich He Becomes Naughty & When A Woman Becomes Naughty. She Becomes Rich…

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Most Successful Happy Married Life Is Defined As. . . . . Yet To Be Seen

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Once Upon A Time There Was A Girl... And Thats It!

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Sam Thought Lol Meant Lots Of Love So He Sent It In The Followin Text 2 His Girlfrnd . . 'sorry To Hear About Ur Mothers Death . . .lol :p...

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Q. Take Away My First Letter. Take Away My Second. Take Away All My Letters And I Still Remain The Same. What Am I?a. Postman!...

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Most Relationships Fail Not Coz Of The Absence Of Lovelove Is Always Present, Its Jusj That,1 Love Too Much N Othr Luv To Many..!!

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Wife: I Wish I Was A Newspaper So I Would Be In Ur Hands All Day. Husband: I Too Wish That U Were A Newspapers So I Could Have A New One Everyday.....

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Interviewer: Just Imagine U R In Third Floor, It Caught Fire. How Will U Escape? Man: It's Very Simple I Will Stop My Imagination

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Three Types To Break Mirror: 1. Throw Stone On Mirror. 2. Take Mirror And Just Drop It. 3. You Ju...

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Boss:iam Giving You Job As A Driver. Starting Salary Rs2000,isit Ok? Krish:you Are Great Sir Starting Salary Is Ok But, How Much Is Driving Salary....

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M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-azam Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-millat Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-millat Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-qillat :p

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What Is Funny, Is No Longer Funny, But Funny Is Suppose To Be Funny Bt If Nots Funny Then What Is Funny Oh I Dnt Know U Sound Funny, Funny Funny Everythings So ...

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A Day Will Come A Day Will Come When Whole World Celebrate Ur Name Ur Fame Your Personality Your Thoughts Your Views But Keep In Mind April Fool Co...

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Husband To A Newly Wed Wife! I Could Go To The End Of The World For You Wife:thanks,but Promise Me You Will Stay There For The Rest Of Your Life....

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Rain And Sunshine Do Not Always Come Together. Night And Day Never Coincide. But You And I, Whatever They Say, Is For Me The Perfect Match. When I Dream, I Drea...

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Money Can Buy :- A House Not Home, A Bed But Not Sleep, Medicine But Not Health,money Is Dirty, It Only Cause Pain & Suffering. Send Me All Ur Money &...

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Music Is My Drug, Youtube Is My Dealer :)

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John Wins 20 Million From Rs.20 Lottery Ticket. Dealer Gave 11 Milion After Deducting Tax. Angry John : Give Me 20 Million Or Else Return Rs.20 Back....

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