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If Ever I Was Rude To U, If Ever I Was Angry With U, If Ever I Misbehaved With U, Then Don’t Hesitate,just Slap Urselfmistake Aap Ki Hi Hogi...

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Yar I Trusted You So Much But Ur Mouth Is Never Shut. Why Did U Tel Otherz My Secrets? U Really Disappointed Me, Plz Stop Telling Everybody That, . . . . I’m ...

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Dewangi Se Kum Na Thi Kuch Apni Justuju, Hum Bewafa Jahan Mein Wafa Dhondte Rahay,mehromiyon K Dor Mein Kin Hasraton K Sath, Hum Chulon Ki Biryani Mein Boti Dho...

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When Things Go Wrong, When Sadness Fills Your Heart & When Tears Flow 4rm Your Eyes, Just Let Me Know.. Cause I Want 2b There 4 U! I Am Selling Tissues, Buy 1 G...

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Koi Gham Nahi Magar Dil Udas Hai, Tujh Se Koi Rishta Nahi Phir Bhi Ek Aas Hai,kehne Ko Bohut Apnay Magar Tu Ek Khas Hai, Zyada Emotional Na Hona Uper Sub Bakwa ...

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I Had A Wet Dream About You Last Night..... I P***ed Myself Laughing When You Fell Of A Cliffe :)

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Q. Why Was The Washing Machine Laughing? A. Because It Was Taking The Piss Out The Underpants :-d

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Santa - Aaj Main Dr Ke Paas Gaya.. Dr Bola Mere Daant Mein Keeda Hai.. Biwi - Dr. Ne Bimari Toh Sahi Batayi, Magar Jagah Galat Batayi..

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In 1 Year, 12 Months, 365 Days & Nights, 8760 Hours, 52560 Min, 3153600 Sec, Sirf Aap Ko Hi Yaad Kia.aur Sirf 2 Mins Lagay Is Jhoot Ko Type Kernay Mein :p;)...

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I Hada Wet Dream About Yu Last Nyt I P*ssed Myself Laffin Wen Yu Fell Off A Cliff!!

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