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Boy 2 God: Give Me A Pocket Full Of Money, A Job A Big Vehicle Full Of Girls. God Replied:your Wish Is Fullfilled He Became A Bus Conductor Of Karachi ...

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F'ship Is Sweeter Dan Honey N Greater Dan Money, Smoothr Dn Silk N Whiter Dan Milk, Higher Dan Any Tower N Stronger Dan Any Power.. So Hold It.....

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He Said... Do U Love Me Just Coz My Father Left Me A Fortune? She Said... No Stupid, I'd Love U No Matter Who Left You The Money!

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I Met Money One Day. I Said: U R Just A Piece Of Paper. Money Smiled Said: Of Course, But I Haven't Seen A Dustbin Yet In My Life

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Pure Friendship Never Cares For Money, Beauty, Richness, Familarity, Education, Employment... It Only Wants A Caring Heart 4a Sharing Heart...

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Money Says: Spend Me Not Time Says: Waste Me Not Flower Says: Touch Me Not Sms Says: Erase Me Not But I Say: Forget Me Not And Miss Me Lot.........

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My Mom Always Told Me That We Could Never Measure Our Wealth By Money But By Our Friends. She Would Surely Be Glad To Meet You And Know How Rich I Turned Out To...

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Don't Give Importance 2money.coz It Can Give Bed But Not Sleep,books But Not Brains, Cloth But Not Beauty,luxuries But Not Happiness.so,transfer It To My A/c.

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Moon Power Is Night Time Sun Power Is Day Time Money Power Is Some Time But My Friendship Is Any Time

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Teacher: Why Are You Late? Student: There Was A Man Who Lost A Hundred Dollar Bill. Teacher: That's Nice. Were You Helping Him Look For It? Student: No. I Wa...

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U Have $300 U Lost $50 Then Found $30 But Bought 5 Candies For $0.50 And Gave A Dollar To A Kid Relax! Now, My Question... How Are You? Xd...

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Whats An Average 6 Inch Long Inside A Guys Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.! Always Think Positive...

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A Simple I Love You Means More Than Money.....

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Time Will Change Everything In Our Life... Pencil To Pen Class Room To Office Books To Files, Cycle To Bike, Pocket Money To Salery, Bachelor To Married, ...

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Money: Can Buy A House, But Not A Home. Can Buy A Clock, But Not Time. Can Buy S*x, But Not Love. So Pass Me All Ur $ N Let Me Suffer 4 U

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Borrow Money From A Pessimist - They Don't Expect It Back.

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If I Had A Penny Every Time I Thought Of You, I'd Still Miss You, But At Least I Would Be Rich!

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Q. What Did The Blonde's Left Leg Say To Her Right Leg? A. Between The Two Of Us, We Can Make A Lot Of Money.

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Santa Was Drawing Money From Atm... Banta, Who Was Behind Him In The Line Said: I've Seen Ur Password. It's ****. Santa: U R Wrong. It's 1394.

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Hey Punk! You Owe Me Money. You've Been Living In My Heart And Haven't Paid Rent!

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Pure Friendship Never Cares For Money, Beauty, Richness, Familarity, Education, Status, It Only Wants A Caring Heart Forsharing Heart...

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When I Am Rich. You Will Be My B***h.

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Always Remember Money Is Not Everything In Life But Make Sure U Earn Sufficient Before Thinking Such Nonsense...

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I Got H**l Lots Of Money Than Gates Could Wish For, And A Bucket Full Of Sweets To Eat From More...... Hey Hey, I Wanna Be A Rock Star! :d

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