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Mr. Bean While In Grade School: Teacher: What Is 5 Plus 4? Mr. Bean: 9 Teacher: What Is 4 Plus 5? Mr. Bean: Are You Trying To Fool Me, Youve Just Twiste...

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Marriage: Friend: How Many Women Do You Believe Must A Man Marry? Mr. Bean: 16 Friend: Why? Mr. Bean: Because The Priest Says 4 Richer, 4 Poorer, 4 Bett...

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Mr.bean Got An Invitation For A Party,they Told Him That He Put Must Put Brown Tie Only, Mr.bean Went To Party,he Was Shocked. Others Were Wearing Pants N Shi...

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Doctor: I Regret To Tell You That You Have A Brain Tumor. Mrbean: Yes(jumps In Joy) Doc: Did You Understand What I Just Told You? Bean: Yes Of Course, Do ...

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At An Atm Machine: Friend: What Are You Looking At? Mr. Bean: I Know Your Pin No., Hee, Hee. Friend: Alright, What Is My Pin No. If You Saw It? Mr. Bean...

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Friend: How Many Women Do U Believe Must A Man Marry? Mr. Bean: 16 Friend: Why? Mr. Bean: Coz The Priest Says 4 Richer, 4 Poorer, 4 Better And 4 Worse..

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While In A Drug Store: Mr. Bean: Id Like Some Vitamins For My Grandson. Clerk: Sir, Vitamin A, B Or C? Mr. Bean: Any Will Do, My Grandson Doesn't Know The...

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Mr. Bean Attending A Meeting: Colleague: Sorry Im Late. I Got Stuck In An Elevator For 4 Hrs Because Of A Power Failure. Mr. Bean: Thats Alright, Me Tooi Go...

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Mr. Bean Went To Sleep. What Did He Become?????? Dont Throw Ur Cell After Reading Answer,,,,,,,,,, Soya Bean...:-)

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Mr.bean And His Wife Drinking Hot Coffee At A Cafe Bean:drink Fast Wife:why? Bean:look At The Board Boardhot Coffee Rs.5 And Cold Coffee Rs.30...

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Bean's Viva Turn. Sir: Expln Ohms Law. Bean: Sir, I Dnt Knw Ful. I Only Know Last Part Of It. Sir: K Tell Watever U Knw. Bean: This Is Called Ohms Law....

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Mr.bean Puts His Pencil Into A Horlicks Bottle. Y? Y? Y? Y? Y? 2 Make Da Pencil Taller, Stronger Nd Sharper..:-d He Is So Intelligent...........

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Mr. Bean Standing Near The Door . Wife : Why Are You Standing ? Bean : I'm Going To Hunt A Lion . Wife : Then Go .. Bean : How Can I Go ? A Dog Is Standing ...

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While In A Drug Store: Mr. Bean: Id Like Some Vitamins For My Grandson. Clerk: Sir, Vitamin A, B Or C? Mr. Bean: Any Will Do, My Grandson Doesnt Know The ...

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Chatting With His Friend: Friend: How Was The Tape You Borrowed From Me, Is It Ok? Mr. Bean: What Do You Mean Ok, I Thought Its A Horror Film. I Didnt See A...

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If Mr. And Mrs. Bigger Had A Baby, Who Would Be The Biggest Of The Three? The Baby, Because He's A Little Bigger!

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