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Memory Of The Friend Gets Beautiful In Mind Just As A Leaf Kept In A Book For A Long Time . Fear Not The Departure Of Green But Cherish The Arrival Of Gold....

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Boy N Girl Playing Ludo.... Boy: If 1,2,3,4,5 Is Come Then I'll Kiss U Girl: And If 6 Is Come...!!! Boy: Then Is Again My Turn ........

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God Has Given Us Two Gifts One Is Choice N Another Is Chance. Choice Is To Select A Gud Friend N Chance Is To Have A Best One Like U.....

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A Man Stops To Get Directionswhat's The Quickest Way From Here To The Airport? R U Walking Or Driving? Driving That's Definetly The Quickest Way....

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Friendship Is A Promise Made In The Heart.. Silent.. Unwritten.. Unbreakable By Distance.. Unchangeable By Time...

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Top Indian Milk Containers- Ayesha Takia- 5l Sania- 3l Bipasha- 2.5l Katrina- 2l Mallika- 1.5l Deepika- 1l Kareena- Sample Pouch... Rakhi Sawant- Family...

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How Cute! . A Boy A Girl Were Playing Hide-seek.. . She Sent A Sms: . If You Find Me, You Can Marry Me.. . If You Cant . Im Hidden In D Shed.!...

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I Flunked My Biology Exam Last Friday... I Was Asked To Name Two Things Commonly Found In Cells. Apparently, 'african Americans' And 'illegal Mexicans...

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I Really Want 2 Talk Wit Ur Sister,i Can Stop Tinking About Wat I Want 2 Say 2 Ur Sister,my Heart May Stop Beatin If I Fail 2 Tell Her Hw Much I Luv U.

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Terrorist Have Kidnapped Lecturers N Demanded Of 500000 Rs Or Else They Will Burn Them With Kerosene Plz Donate.i Have Donated 15 Litres.

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Like Peanut Butter And Jelly Pen And Paper Moon And Stars Socks And Shoes Pigs And Mud Cow's And Mooo's Flowers And Spring Somehow We Just Fit.............

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You're Such A Great Friend.. You Mean So Much 4 Me.. You Have A Such A Great Heart.. You Always Make Me Feel Well Even Times Wen I Am Having A Really Bad Day.. ...

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As D Day Truns Into Nite Keep Ur Worries Out Of Site, Close Ur Eyes And Go To Sleep,4 All D Good Dreams Are Urs 2 Keep.

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Q: What's The Difference Between A Good Lawyer And A Great Lawyer? A: A Good Lawyer Knows The Law. A Great Lawyer Knows The Judge.

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He: Who Do U Like?? She: No One!! He: Oh. Who Do U Like?? She: No One!! He: Who Do U Like? She: How Many Times Are U Gonna Ask That? He: As Many As It Takes ...

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Friends Walk Lightly Into Our Lives And Slowly Into Our Mind At First We Never Care Who They Are... Later We Don't Know Who We Are Without Them.......

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One Day Love Asked Friendship Why You Are In This World Wen I Am Here? Friendship Smiled And Said: To Spread Smile Where You Leave 'tears' .

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''a Man Can Love A Million Girls , But Only A Real Man Can Love A Single Girl In Millions Ways''

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Hey, I've Got Two Words For You: What? I Love You. Huh, Isn't That Three Words? 'cuz You N I Are One. :-x

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Best Pick-up Line Ever... Boy: Hey...is Ur Name Google.?? Girl: No.. Boy: But U Have All The Things I'm Searching For...

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Never Say U R Happy Wen U R Sad.. Never Say U R Fine Wen U R Not Okay.. Never Say U Feel Good Wen U Feel Bad ,and, Never Say U R Alone Wen I'm Still Alive.....

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Just A Hairline Difference Between Liking And Loving : Liking :- Dont Worry Dear, Take Care.. Loving :- Dont Worry Dear, I Will Take Care.....

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Dairy Milk's Full Form D- Darling A- Always I- I R - Remember Y- You M- Meet I- Immediately 4 A L- Lovely K-kiss For That Girls Always Want Dairy Milk...

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True Music Lover.... A Man When He Hears A Woman Singing In The Bathroom And Puts His Ear To The Keyhole Instead Of His Eye!

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8 Qualities Of A Perfect Husband Brave, Intelligent, Gentle Polite, Energetic, Nutty, Industrious, Sensitive And If All Else Fails, Read The Capital Letter...

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Prince Charles Sardarji Were Having Dinner. Prince Said, Pass The Wine You Divine. Sardar Thinks How Poetic Sardar Says, Pass The Custard You B*****d...

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F You Are A Chocolate You Are The Sweetest. If You Are A Teddy Bear You Are The Most Huggable. If You Are A Star You Are The Brightest. And Since You Are My Fri...

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The Five Sizes Of P*nis: 1. Small, 2. Medium, 3. Large, 4. Oh My God!, And 5. Is That Available In White?

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