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I Have Got The Most Sexy, Witty, Creative, Intelligent Wife In The World.just Hope Her Husband Doesn`t Know About It.

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(_!_)an Arse (__!__)fat Arse (!)tight Arse (_?_)dumb Arse (_*_)sore Arse (_zzz_)tired Arse (_e=mc2_)smart Arse (_x_)kiss My Arse!!

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Man Teases His Ex-wife's New Husband: So, Dude How Was The Second-hand Stuff? New Husband: Not Bad. After The First 3 Inches, She Was Brand New.

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Santa Went Out To Buy An Indian Flag. The Shop Owner Gave Him The Flag. Guess What Did He Ask Next... Ismein Aur Colour Dikhayiye.

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I've Learned That You Cannot Make Someone Love You. All You Can Do Is Stalk Them And Hope They Panic And Give In. =)

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Girl: Will You Love Me After Marriage Also? Boy: This Depends On Your Husband, If He Allows Me.

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T-mobile Regrets 2 Inform U That The Network Has Gone Down On Everyone Except U.we Regret 2 Inform U That No One Would Go Down On U.not Even A Network

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( ') / / In Love ! / / ( ) ) , ( ') Engaged / , ' ( ) ) Married , - - . ( ) )'(, )

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Teacher: Name Some Films That Have Almost Same Stories? Pappu: Madam, Blue Films.

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An Adult Is A Person Who Stopped Growing Everywhere Except In The Middle:-d

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Two Employees Were Caught N***d And Having S*x In The Office By The Guard... Guard: Aha! Violating Company Rules! Man: What Rule? Guard: Not Wearing Uniform...

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Why Do 90 Percent Of The Girls Have A Bigger Left Breast ?   )    ( ( .)( . )   )     ( Because.... 90 Percent Of The Boys ...

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Husband And Wife Were Watchin A Boxin Match On Tv. Husband- Disgusting!!! It Was All Over In 2 Min.. Wife- Atleast Now U Kniow How I Feel !!!

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Husband-shall V Try A Different Position 2nite Wife-xcellent Idea,u Stand At Da Sink Wash Da Dishes I'll Lie On D Sofa Watch Dtv

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Please Turn Your Mobile Phone Upside Down Now!!! Hurry

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A Solid N Nice Quote By Mother Teresa For All Naughty Boys -_ Love Ur Friends, Not Their Sisters.,_love Ur Sisters, Not Their Friends..got It.....

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Everyone Helps A Girl Removing Her Cloths During Or Before S*x... But Nobody Helps Her In Putting Her Cloths Back After S*x Moral: Once You Are F**k**d No B...

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One Sardar Love With A Nurse. He Writes Love Letter. He Writes,i Love You Sister.

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Which Type Of Girls Wear Transparent Dresses? The Girls Not Having Any Confidence On Imagination Power Of A Man !

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Why Are Egyptian Children Always Confused? Because After Death, Their Daddy Becomes A Mummy.

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------) ' (------ ---- (_(_)------ ----- I I I ------- --i See U Baby-- ------) ' (------ ----(_)_)----- ----- I I I----- Shakin Dat Ass!!...

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Bazaar Wali Nazuk Si,office Wali Naram Naram,mohallay Wali Patli Si,ghar Wali Garma Garam,wese Aap Kahan Ki Roti Pasand Kartay Ho??...

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An Journalist To An Journalist To Mallika Sherawat: What Is The First Thing You Do In The Morning When You Wake Up? Mallika: I Go Back To My Home!...

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Kissing Is Like Real Estate.the Most Important Thing Islocation,location,n Location! ?

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A Man Said 2 His Doctor 'everytime I Look In The Mirror I Get An Erection' The Doctor Said 'that's Because U Look Like A Cunt!

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He Came At Night, Exposed My Body, Got On Top Of Me, Touched Me, He Bit, Sucked, Swallowed, When He Was Satisfied, He Left I Was Hurt . . . Bloody Mosquito !...

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Lady Teacher-evry Body Will Rite Their Lovr's Name On Sheet... Aftr 5 Seconds-boyz Completed Mam.. . . .. . Girls-one More Sheet Plzz.........

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S*x Is Like Art. Most Of It Is Pretty Bad, And The Good Stuff Is Out Of Your Price Range.

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Dual Heart Attack Message By A Girl- 1st Msg- Lets Break Up Now,its All Over, 2nd Msg- Sorry,sorry! Dat Wasn't 4u-)

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Was Born Smart & Handsome, But What The Hell Happend To You?

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I Have The I.i Have The L.i Have The O.i Have The V.i Have The E... So Pls

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A Cat And A Rooster Sat By A Lake, The Cat Fell In The Lake, The Rooster Laughed! Lesson: When There's A Wet Pussy, There's A Happy Cock!

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What Happened 2 Ur Mobile? I Was Trying 2 Call U But I Got This Msg: Welcome 2 Da Jungle Network, Da Monkey U R Tring 2 Call Is On Tree Plz Try Later....

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Do You Like Maths? If So Add A Bed Subtract Ur Clothes Divide Your Legs And We Can Multiply!

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Fantastic Qoute Good Girls Are Found In Every Corner Of The Earth.. But Unforunatey The Earth Is Round... :-)

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In A Bar 1 Guy Says 2 Another I Slept Wid Ur Mom Last Nite D Whole Bar Was Waiting 4 D Other Guy's Response. He Laughs & Says, Lets Go Home Dad, U R Drunk...

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A Man Can Kiss His Wife Goodbye.a Flower Can Kiss A Butterfly.wine Can Kiss A Frosted Glass.but U My Friend Can Kiss My Ass! So The World Needs You After All!

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What's The Difference Between Wife N Neighbours Wife? Wife Is A Chocolate, Can Have Any Time. Neighbour's Wife Is Like An Ice-cream, Shud Hv Immediately.

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Insult Sms Messages I Saw U On Road Today. U Were Lukin So Fine, Ur Face So Divine, Ur Walk So Perfect. My Heart Started Singing A Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs ...

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He Came At Night, Explored My Body, Got On Top Of Me, Touched Me, He Bit, Sucked, Swalowd, When He Was Satisfyed, He Left, I Was Hurt...

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