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Its The Thing That Satisfies Ur Mind, Body Soul! Do It On Bed, On A Sofa, In The Car Or Anywhere! Its Called Prayer! God Bless Ur Naughty Mind......

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Most Interesting Line Written On The Front Of T-shirt Of A Girl, . . . . . . . Excuse Me ! My Face Is Above Dirty...

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Today I Saw Your Duplicate I Said Hello But He Did Not Answer I Felt Very Bad Then He Finished His Banana Jumped On Another Tree ....

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Sometimes Opportunity Knock At The Door, Other Times The Knock Spoils The Opportunity.

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Q. Last But Not Least Secret Of Long Life A. Morning Two Eggs, Evening Two Pegs......and Night Two Legs

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Schoolgirl: I Do Not Want To Go To The S*x Education Class. Teacher: Why Not? Schoolgirl: Because Someone Told Me The Final Exam Would Be Oral

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Best Punishment Dat U Can Give 2 Male.. Giv Him A Mobile With A Set Of Girls Phone No.s Put Him In A Place Where Theres No Netwrk...

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Kiss's R Blown + Kiss's R Wasted Kiss's Rnt Kiss's Unless They R Tasted, Kiss's Spread Germz + Germz Hated, So Kiss Me Babe Im Vacinated!

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When A Man Talks Dirty 2 A Women, Its Sexual Harassment, When A Women Talks Dirty 2 A Man, Its $$$ Per Minute!

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I Bet When You Go To The Zoo You Have To Buy Two Tickets: One To Get In And Another To Get Out.

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You Don't Know The Meaning Of The Word Fear - But Then Again You Don't Know The Meaning Of Most Words.

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( ') / / In Love ! / / ( ) ) , ( ') Engaged / , ' ( ) ) Married , - - . ( ) )'(, )

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W-worlds I-intelligent F-faking E-erishtating

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Feeling Bored? Wondering, Wt To Do? Open The Zip! Enter Ur Hands In Ur Zip.. Take Out Ur... Book From Ur Bag & Study...

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Which Part... Of A Man's Body Has No Bone Full Of Veins Loves Pumping And Responsible 4 Making Love! Answer: Heart!!! But I Luv The Way U Think....

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Ek Kisan Luta Pita Gaon Me Lauta.. Sab Ne Pucha Kya Hua? Kisan:shaher Me Anaj Bech Raha Tha Gehun Le Lo,gehun Le Lo.. Kamino Ne Samajh Liya Gay Hoon Le Lo.

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Ot Tnaw T2ul I +thpinboop Ya2 !..2ma3rb T33w2 ! .. Nih)a2 2'ru Confused Na? Read It In A Mirror.. Now... Bye!

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1 Day As I Came Home Early From Work, I Saw A Guy Jogging Naked. I Said To The Guy, Hey Buddy, Why Are You Doing That? He Said, Because You Came Home Early....

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Wife- Aaj Mai Towel Me Thi Aur Room Mein Chachaji Aa Gaye..! Pati- Fir Tumne Kya Kiya? Wife- Towel Ko Kholke Ghunghat Bana Liya..! Kuch Sanskaar Mujhme Bh...

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Which Type Of Girls Wear Transparent Dresses? The Girls Not Having Any Confidence On Imagination Power Of A Man !

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Kissing Is Like Real Estate.the Most Important Thing Islocation,location,n Location! ?

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Do You Like Maths? If So Add A Bed Subtract Ur Clothes Divide Your Legs And We Can Multiply!

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Mental Anxiety, Mental Breakdowns, Menstrual Cramps, Menopause... Did You Ever Notice How All Women Problems Begin With Men!

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. (') (') / / / / (') )/ / O (') .' )/ / Oo (') ( '.' )/ / Oo (') Hello! ( '.' )/ / ( . )geeh Som1's Got A Dirty Mind!...

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If There Is One Mistake In My Whole Life That I Can't Tolerate. It Is When I Have Loved, Though I Knew It Wouldn't Be Appreciated.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Was Born Smart & Handsome, But What The Hell Happend To You?

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How Does An Archeologist Tell A Male Skeleton From A Female Skeleton? He Knows Its A Female If The Jawbone Is Worn Down.:-)

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Insult Sms Messages I Saw U On Road Today. U Were Lukin So Fine, Ur Face So Divine, Ur Walk So Perfect. My Heart Started Singing A Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs ...

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Got A Gift 4 U, No Cost, No Batteries Required, Tax Free, Performs Silently, Extremely Personal, Fully Returnable. Its A Hug From Me 2 U

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Teacher: Name Some Films That Have Almost Same Stories? Pappu: Madam, Blue Films.

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Pennnis And Balls Arguing. Balls: Hey, U R Very Unfair! Everytime U Go In U Never Bring Us Along, Only U Enjoy! Pennnis: Eh, U Think Its Fun? I Always Keep Vomi...

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Q:whats The Difference Between Magnets And Women A: Magnets Have A Positive Side

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A Man Was Traveling In A Train With 3 Babies A Woman Inquired - Do These Babies Belong 2 U? Man: No, I Work In A Condom Factory N These R Customers Complaints....

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Its The Thing That Satisfies Ur Mind, Body Soul! Do It On Bed, On A Sofa, In The Car Or Anywhere! Its Called Prayer! God Bless Ur Naughty Mind. :d...

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Today Its Cool To Have Small Cars And Small Computers.soon It Will Be Cool To Have A Small Penis Too.then You My Friend Will Be The Man!!

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Girl I Love It When You Make Me Fly Move Like A Naughty, Girl You Make Me High Close To My Heart And Youre My Bonafide Loves In My Ears And See It In Your Eyes,...

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Chicken And Egg In Bed,chicken Has Head On Pillow Smoking.egg Rolls Over Annoyed Sayingi Guess We Answered That Question

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Height Of Patriotism: A Girl Watching Cricket Match Had Painted The National Flag On Her Face... An Intelligent Boy Kissed And Said I Love India................

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A Young Man Asked Swamiji Why Girls Desire More S*x Than Boys? Swamiji: When You Put Finger In Your Ear Shake It, Which Feels Better, Your Finger Or Ear? .....

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Boy: Do U Have A Pen? Girl: Yeah Boy:oh..its Out Of Ink! Girl: What? You're Kidding.it Work Boy: It Doesn't Work! Well,u Try...go Write Your Cell Phone N...

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