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Last Night I Went To Bed Without U. Cold, Thinking Of U, Missing Ur Warmth, Your Soft Touch Against My Skin. Where Were U Last Night? My Blanket...

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Richman To Poor Man- How-come Ur Pe**s So Big? .. .. .. Poor Man-replied: Bcoz In My Childhood I Had No Other Toys To Play!!!!...

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If You Read This Sms,you Owe Me 1 Hug...if You Delete It You Owe Me 1 Kizz..if You Keep It,you Owe Me 1 Love..if Reply It,you Owe Me Everything,but If You Silen...

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He Came At Night, Explored My Body, Got On Top Of Me, Touched Me, He Bit, Sucked, Swalowd, When He Was Satisfyed, He Left, I Was Hurt...

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Smoking Efects Lungs Drinking Efects Liver Grls Efect Heart Bt D Most Dangerx One Is: Study, It Effects Brain. Sidha Coma Me Jaoge =p Avoid It -

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Sometimes Opportunity Knock At The Door, Other Times The Knock Spoils The Opportunity.

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A Sex Expert Was Once Asked Whether A Rape Is Possible While Running. No, He Replied, Woman Can Run Faster With Her Skirt Up Than A Man With His Pants Down.

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Santa Banta Zid Kar Rahe C Monkey Dekhan Di... So Tuhade Ghar Da Address Dita Hai. Yaar 2-4 Tapusian Maar Ke Dikha Deo Bichare Khush Ho Jaan Ge.

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Girl: Describe A Hot Girl. Boy: Blonde Hair, Huge B***s,brown Eyes. Girl: Then I Guess I'm Not A Hot Girl. Boy: You Never Said To Describe A Perfect Girl....

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I Have Got The Most Sexy, Witty, Creative, Intelligent Wife In The World.just Hope Her Husband Doesn`t Know About It.

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....... Text Written On A Girl Top!!!! * Touch Here If U Dare * Can Make Boneless Things Hard * More Enjoyment Per Liter * Weapons Of Mass Destr...

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Dont Take Things In Wrong Sense When- Dr.says Take Off Your Cloths Dentist Says Open Wide Interior Decorator Says Once Its In You Love It Banker Says If You...

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Undino Kafi Darr Lagta Thanachnaganakhelnakudnauffbahar Janagilapan Ka Darrphir Muje Milabas 20 Rs Memobile Coverab Barish K Dino Me Bhi Azadi!!!!...

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Kissing Is The Best Practice 4 Lips,it Keeps The Lipswet, Soft, Flexible And Reddish Pink,so Alwayz Keep Kissing Tosweet Children Only.

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Wives R Incoming Calls, Lovers R Outgoing Calls, Aunties R Toll-free Calls, Callgirls R Roaming Calls, Neighbour Girls R Missed Calls....

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Mental Anxiety, Mental Breakdowns, Menstrual Cramps, Menopause... Did You Ever Notice How All Women Problems Begin With Men!

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Press Down. Down More Deeper More Yes Ahh Ohh Yes Almost There! Ooh Baby Faster Harder Feel Good? Mmmm That's Textual Intercourse...

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Jab Dekhu Toh Dil Karta Pakad Lu; Jab Pakad Lu Toh Dil Karta Daba Du; Jab Daba Du Toh Dil Karta Chhuus Lu; Kyon Ki Saal Mein Ek Baar Jo Aata Hai'aam'ka Maussam

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Clouds R White But The Sky Is Blue,monkey Like U Should B Kept In The Zoo, Dont Get Angry Ull Find Me There Too,not In The Cage But Laughing At U. Ha! Ha! Hav ...

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Santa: I Gave A Moving Performance In Singing.banta: What Do You Mean By Moving Performance?santa: Everyone Moved Out Of Theatre.

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Wife Asked His Husband How Many Women He Had Slept With. Husband Proudly Replies, Only You Darling, With Others I Was Awake!!

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When A Man Talks Dirty 2 A Women, Its Sexual Harassment, When A Women Talks Dirty 2 A Man, Its $$$ Per Minute!

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How Did You Like Your First Day At The Nudist Camp? Asked One Bachelor To His Friend. Well, Replied His Friend, The First Three Days Were The Hardest. :-*

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Father- Who Is Lincon Son- I Dont Know Father- Concentrate On Studies Than You Know Son- Who Is Naveen Father - I Dont Know Son - You Know If You Concentra...

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Buy A Scooty.....pick Up A Beauty,drink A Frooty.... Take Her To Ooty,remove Her Nighty...do Ur Duty.,after 9 Months ... Get A Cuty-.

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Q: What Is The Similarity Between Playboy Magazine National Geographic?a: U Will See A Lot Of Great Places Where U Can Never Reach !!!

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Daughter: Mummy That Man Gave Me 10 Rupees To Climb That Tree. Mother: Stupid !he Wanted To See Ur Panty. Daughter: I Am Clever I Din't Wear Any Of Them....

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Love Is A Gamble, S*x Is A Game, Boyz Do The Thing Girls Get The Blame, 1 Night In Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 1 Day In Hospital And A Junior Needs A Name...

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Fantastic Qoute Good Girls Are Found In Every Corner Of The Earth.. But Unforunatey The Earth Is Round... :-)

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Jad Aapji Da Janam Hoya Te Tusi Nange Si Te Cheekan Maar Rahe Si, Te Hun Jad Tusi Nange Hunde Ho Te Koi Hor Cheekan Marda Hai. Sab Time-time Di Gal Ha...

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If You Were My Homework I'd Do You Everyday In Every Possible Way.

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Do You Like Mathematics? If So, Add A Bed, Subtract Your Clothes, Divide Your Legs And We Can Multiply!

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One Sardar Love With A Nurse. He Writes Love Letter. He Writes,i Love You Sister.

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Meaning Of Women? . . . . . Want One Man For Every Night

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A: U R Adorable B: U R Beautiful C: U R Cute D: U R Darling E: U R Excellent F: U R Fabulous Sorry I Don't Have Much Time To Tell A Lie Till Z...............

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Pehle Hath Pephir Hont Pephir Aankh Pephir Gaal Peaur Phir Naak Pe?..?kissqadar Machar Tang Karty Hain Na Jab Bijlee Nahi Hoti...!!...

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. (') (') / / / / (') )/ / O (') .' )/ / Oo (') ( '.' )/ / Oo (') Hello! ( '.' )/ / ( . )geeh Som1's Got A Dirty Mind!...

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A Boy Wanted To Know The Age Of His Girl Friend. So He Askd Boy: Dear Whats Ur Birth Date? Girl: 4th November. Boy: Which Year? Girl: Oh..every Year. :d

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Tc Fined Ticketless Girlschudidar Girl Was Fined Rs100skirt Girl Rs50mini Skirt Girl Rs25next Girl Was Fined Rs0why?u Naughtyshe Had Ticket......

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A Couple Had A Fight One Night Going To Bed Husband Says: Good Night Mother Of My 3 Kids. Wife Replied: Good Night Father Of None.

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