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Kya Aap Bor Ho Rahe Hain Kuch Karne Ka Mann Ho Raha Hai?tochain Kholohaath Andar Dalo,bag Se Book Nikal Kar Padho....

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Ek Kisan Luta Pita Gaon Me Lauta.. Sab Ne Pucha Kya Hua? Kisan:shaher Me Anaj Bech Raha Tha Gehun Le Lo,gehun Le Lo.. Kamino Ne Samajh Liya Gay Hoon Le Lo.

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Hi, I Am An Alien And I'm Checking For Some Chicks In Your Phonebook.. Searching.. Searching.. Searching.. Sorry,no Chicks Found! Gay? Conclusion: You Are Gay!...

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Ek Lrka Ek Larkiaha Ahaadhi Raat Kooho Ohojungle Mainwah Wahjhari K Peichayouiisab Say Chup Kuffdaba Daba Kaha Ahamango Kaha Rahey They...

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Girl: Describe A Hot Girl. Boy: Blonde Hair, Huge B***s,brown Eyes. Girl: Then I Guess I'm Not A Hot Girl. Boy: You Never Said To Describe A Perfect Girl....

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He Met A Lady While Browsing. She Unzipped His Dotcom When Downloading. Since He Was Virus Free He Slotted His Floppydisk Into Her Hotmail She Screamed Yah...

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. . A Husband And Wife Where Putting A Password On There New Computer... The Husband Typed In Myp***s And The Wife Fell On The Floor Laughing Because It Said E...

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A Man Was Lost Alone On A Island. One Day He Decides 2 Build A Boat Wit Wood, Then A Gal Cums N D Man Uses Wood To Make A Bed. Moral- A Hole Can Chnge Goal....

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Mirchi Muh K Alaawa Or Kaha Lagti H ?? ??kheto Me Pagal.tumhara Ulta Dimag Galat Hi Sochoge.@

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Girl: If My Right Leg Was Your Lunch, And My Left Leg Was Your Dinner, What Will You Prefer? Boy: . . . I Love The Snack Between Meals!...

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Jad Aapji Da Janam Hoya Te Tusi Nange Si Te Cheekan Maar Rahe Si, Te Hun Jad Tusi Nange Hunde Ho Te Koi Hor Cheekan Marda Hai. Sab Time-time Di Gal Hai!

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Press Down. Down More Deeper More Yes Ahh Ohh Yes Almost There! Ooh Baby Faster Harder Feel Good? Mmmm That's Textual Intercourse...

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Kissing Is Like Real Estate. The Most Important Thing Is Location, Location, N Location! ?

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I've Learned That You Cannot Make Someone Love You. All You Can Do Is Stalk Them And Hope They Panic And Give In. =)

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Got A Gift 4 U, No Cost, No Batteries Required, Tax Free, Performs Silently, Extremely Personal, Fully Returnable. Its A Hug From Me 2 U

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A Lady From 2nd Floor Asking A Bananawala: Kaise Diye? Bananawala: Memsaab Aath Mein Bara. Lady: Saat Mein Tera Deta Hai To Oopar Aaja.

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Which Part... Of A Man's Body Has No Bone Full Of Veins Loves Pumping And Responsible 4 Making Love! Answer: Heart!!! But I Luv The Way U Think....

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Kissing At Top....fingering At Middle...firing At Bottom ...yes Your Rightcigarette'smoking Is Injurious To Health'...

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Dont Take Things In Wrong Sense When- Dr.says Take Off Your Cloths Dentist Says Open Wide Interior Decorator Says Once Its In You Love It Banker Says If You...

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If You Were My Homework I'd Do You Everyday In Every Possible Way.

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Today Is Handsome Boys Beautiful Girls Day. So Send This Message To Someone Who Looks Beautiful, Smart And Cute. Be Honest. Don't Cheat Like Me.

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Tc Fined Ticketless Girls Chudidar Girl Was Fined Rs100 Skirt Girl Rs50 Mini Skirt Girl Rs25 Next Girl Was Fined Rs0 Why? U Naughty She Had Ticket......

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Dil Chahta Hai K Aaj Aap Ko Konay Main Le Ja Kar Ek Danda Le Kar, Aap Ki, G Ga Gan Gand Gandh Gandhi Ji K Style Me Photo Khenchon ;->...

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How Does An Archeologist Tell A Male Skeleton From A Female Skeleton? He Knows Its A Female If The Jawbone Is Worn Down.:-)

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The World Thinnest Book Has Only One Word Written In It Everything And The Book Is Titled By What Woman Want

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Love Is A Gamble, S*x Is A Game, Boyz Do The Thing Girls Get The Blame, 1 Night In Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 1 Day In Hospital And A Junior Needs A Name...

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1 Day As I Came Home Early From Work, I Saw A Guy Jogging Naked. I Said To The Guy, Hey Buddy, Why Are You Doing That? He Said, Because You Came Home Early....

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A Cute New Born Baby Boy Asks D Nrse-do U Hv Mobile? Nrse-ya I Hv Bt Y? Baby-snd Msg 2 God Dat I Rechd Safly N Ask Him 2 Send My Grlfrnd Soon.

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14 Boys Proposed To A Girl... : 12 Came With Roses : 1 Came With A Ring ... That's Confidence !! : Another Boy Cam With ..... : Honeymoon Tickets... That's Ove...

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Girl: Will You Love Me After Marriage Also? Boy: This Depends On Your Husband, If He Allows Me.

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Pennnis And Balls Arguing. Balls: Hey, U R Very Unfair! Everytime U Go In U Never Bring Us Along, Only U Enjoy! Pennnis: Eh, U Think Its Fun? I Always Keep Vomi...

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A Cat Tries To Get A Sausage Out Of A River, But Gets Its Paws Wet, Then It See A Bigger One But Falls In! Moral Of Story? The Bigger The Sausage The Wett...

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What Did The Hurricane Say To The Palm Tree? Hold On To Your Nuts. This Is No Ordinary Blow Job!

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Teacher: Pappu, Tamso Ma Jyotir Gamya Shloka Ka Kya Arth Hai? Pappu: Tum So Jayo Maa, Mein Jyoti Ke Pass Ja Raha Hoon.

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You Don't Know The Meaning Of The Word Fear - But Then Again You Don't Know The Meaning Of Most Words.

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Collge Wali Masale Dar Hoti Hofficewali Fikkigharwali Me Taste Nhi Atahotelwali To Mast Hoti Hsudhro Kaminomay Chai Ki Bat Kr Raha Hu....

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Dual Heart Attack Message By A Girl- 1st Msg- Lets Break Up Now,its All Over, 2nd Msg- Sorry,sorry! Dat Wasn't 4u-)

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U R So Seet! W W S Eet! S Eet! W W S Eet! S Eetw! Sewet! W Seet! Ws Eet! Swe Et! Leave It Dude, It Doesnt Fit On U....

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Wife Asked His Husband How Many Women He Had Slept With. Husband Proudly Replies, Only You Darling, With Others I Was Awake!!

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How Did You Like Your First Day At The Nudist Camp? Asked One Bachelor To His Friend. Well, Replied His Friend, The First Three Days Were The Hardest. :-*

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