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Sali: Jija Ji 500 Rs. Dedo, Agley Hafte Doongi... Jija: 1500 Lele Par Abhi De..

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Today Is Handsome Boys Beautiful Girls Day. So Send This Message To Someone Who Looks Beautiful, Smart And Cute. Be Honest. Don't Cheat Like Me.

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A Man Was Looking At A Painting For A Long Time Of A N***d Woman With Leaves Covering The Body, He Was Asked What He Was Doing And He Answered Waiting For Autu...

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One Day There Was This Naked Man And Elephant, The Elephant Looks At The Naked Man For A Few Seconds, Ask The Naked Man, How Can You Breath Through That Little ...

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Breaking News Of Katrina Katrina Is Now High Voltage.... All Man Including Salman Open His Pant To ............ But They Failed It Was Too Small...

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How Do Cricket Commetator Define N***d Girl? No Cover No Xtra Cover 2 Silly Points 2fine Legs 1deep Galli Little Grass On D Pitch Its Really Wonderful 2 Bat......

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Insult Sms Messages I Saw U On Road Today. U Were Lukin So Fine, Ur Face So Divine, Ur Walk So Perfect. My Heart Started Singing A Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs ...

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Mother, To Her Teenage Daughter, - I Think Its Right Time, We Should Talk About S*x. Daughter: Sure Mom, What Do You Want To Know?

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A Man Said 2 His Doctor 'everytime I Look In The Mirror I Get An Erection' The Doctor Said 'that's Because U Look Like A Cunt!

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Once There Lived A S**y Woman Who Has No Husband... But Every Night She Enjoyed.. . . . . . . . . . Her Dinner!! Don't Expect Non-veg Msg's From Me..coz I M A...

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A Man Was Traveling In A Train With 3 Babies A Woman Inquired - Do These Babies Belong 2 U? Man: No, I Work In A Condom Factory N These R Customers Complaints....

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Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girlfrnd.. If You Don't Wanna See Me Smoking,then You Better Find Other Ways To Keep My Lips Busy..

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Kissing Is Like Real Estate. The Most Important Thing Is Location, Location, N Location! ?

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A Boy Wanted To Know The Age Of His Girl Friend. So He Askd Boy: Dear Whats Ur Birth Date? Girl: 4th November. Boy: Which Year? Girl: Oh..every Year. :d

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Pehle Hath Pephir Hont Pephir Aankh Pephir Gaal Peaur Phir Naak Pe?..?kissqadar Machar Tang Karty Hain Na Jab Bijlee Nahi Hoti...!!...

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Make Luv To Ur Galfriend On Valentine Day. She'll Give U Gud News On Mothers` Day N U'll Hv A Child On Children`s Day. Don't Try This On Everybody. U'll Hv Bad ...

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Teacher: Name Some Films That Have Almost Same Stories? Pappu: Madam, Blue Films.

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Sounds Women Make During Sex. 1) Asthmatic - Ah.ahh.ah..ah. 2) Obedient - Yes.yes..yes. 3) Unsatisfied - More. More...more. 4) Religious - Oh God. Oh ...

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(_!_)an Arse (__!__)fat Arse (!)tight Arse (_?_)dumb Arse (_*_)sore Arse (_zzz_)tired Arse (_e=mc2_)smart Arse (_x_)kiss My Arse!!

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Lady Doc: Tum Roz Subah Clinic Ke Bahar Khade Ho Kar Auraton Ko Kyon Ghoorte Ho? Boy: Ji Aap Hi Ne Bahar Likha Hai: Auraton Ko Dekhne Ka Samay 9am-11am

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Banta: Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko Kya Dena Chahiye? Santa: Birla Cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa: Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hai.

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A Boy Wanted To Know The Age Of His Girl Friend. So He Asked Boy: Dear Whats Ur Birth Date? Girl: 4th November. Boy: Which Year? Girl: Oh..every Year. :d

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A Baby Dog Asks Mama Dog: How Papa Looks Like. Mama Dog Said: Your Dad Came From Behind, I Do Not Have The Chance To See Its Face Carefully!

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In A Bar 1 Guy Says 2 Another I Slept Wid Ur Mom Last Nite D Whole Bar Was Waiting 4 D Other Guy's Response. He Laughs & Says, Lets Go Home Dad, U R Drunk...

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....... Text Written On A Girl Top!!!! * Touch Here If U Dare * Can Make Boneless Things Hard * More Enjoyment Per Liter * Weapons Of Mass Destr...

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Difference B/w Panties Of 1970 2000 :- In The 70's You Had To Pull Down Panties To See The Buttocks,in 2000, You Have To Seperate The Buttocks To See The Panti...

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(') (') / / / / (') )/ / O (') .' )/ / Oo (') ( '.' )/ / Oo (') Hello! ( '.' )/ / ( . )geeh Som1's Got A Dirty Mind!

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Santa Banta Zid Kar Rahe C Monkey Dekhan Di... So Tuhade Ghar Da Address Dita Hai. Yaar 2-4 Tapusian Maar Ke Dikha Deo Bichare Khush Ho Jaan Ge.

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A Boy Pulled A Girl Into Room,locked The Door,putoff The Light,pulled Her 2 The Bed,dragged Her In 2 The Blankt N Said See Mynew Radium Watch

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Boy: Do U Have A Pen? Girl: Yeah Boy:oh..its Out Of Ink! Girl: What? You're Kidding.it Work Boy: It Doesn't Work! Well,u Try...go Write Your Cell Phone N...

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Girl: Will You Love Me After Marriage Also? Boy: This Depends On Your Husband, If He Allows Me.

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Today Its Cool To Have Small Cars And Small Computers.soon It Will Be Cool To Have A Small Penis Too.then You My Friend Will Be The Man!!

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On Dinner, Son Asks Father: How Many Kinds Of B***s Are There? Dad: 3 Kinds, In 20s Like Oranges, Round N Firm. In 30-40 Like Pears, Still Nice But Hanging ...

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Why Are Egyptian Children Always Confused? Because After Death, Their Daddy Becomes A Mummy.

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Do You Like Maths? If So Add A Bed Subtract Ur Clothes Divide Your Legs And We Can Multiply!

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Santa: I Gave A Moving Performance In Singing.banta: What Do You Mean By Moving Performance?santa: Everyone Moved Out Of Theatre.

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Man To S3xy Air Hostess: Whats Your Name? Air Hostess: Benz, Sir Man: Lovely Name. Any Relation With Mercedez Benz? Air Hostess: Same Price Sir.

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Wife- Aaj Mai Towel Me Thi Aur Room Mein Chachaji Aa Gaye..! Pati- Fir Tumne Kya Kiya? Wife- Towel Ko Kholke Ghunghat Bana Liya..! Kuch Sanskaar Mujhme Bh...

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Girl To A Tattoo Artist: How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing An Animal Just Above My Knee? Artist: -£100 For Tiger,rabit And Lion, But Girraffe Is Free....

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2 Lovers Plan To Suicide. Boy Jumped First, Girl Closed Her Eyes Return Back Saying Love Is Blind. Boy In Air Opened His Parachute Saying Love Never Dies....

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