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Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni Has No Girlfriend?.... Because, He Drinks 2 Litre Of Milk Daily.

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Q - What Is The Difference Between Mother Wife ? A - One Woman Brings U Into This World Crying... The Other Ensures U Continue To Do So...

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2 Lovers Plan To Suicide. Boy Jumped First, Girl Closed Her Eyes Return Back Saying Love Is Blind. Boy In Air Opened His Parachute Saying Love Never Dies....

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Once Hijackers Hijacked A Kingfisher Plane And Instruct All Air Hostess To Lay Down On Floor Removing Their Uniform... . . . An Air-hostess Asked..sir, Is This...

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Santa Banta Zid Kar Rahe C Monkey Dekhan Di... So Tuhade Ghar Da Address Dita Hai. Yaar 2-4 Tapusian Maar Ke Dikha Deo Bichare Khush Ho Jaan Ge.

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Which Is The Most Famous Car Of India Nowadays? A Boy Replied Balatcar

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Was Born Smart & Handsome, But What The Hell Happend To You?

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Insult Sms Messages I Saw U On Road Today. U Were Lukin So Fine, Ur Face So Divine, Ur Walk So Perfect. My Heart Started Singing A Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs ...

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Girl & Boy Were Having Sex. Girl: Darling, I Want You To Kiss My Lips! Boy: Sure, Which 1 Would You Prefer First, Lower Lip Or Upper Lip? Girl: Middle ...

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Ek Kisan Luta Pita Gaon Me Lauta.. Sab Ne Pucha Kya Hua? Kisan:shaher Me Anaj Bech Raha Tha Gehun Le Lo,gehun Le Lo.. Kamino Ne Samajh Liya Gay Hoon Le Lo.

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Judge: You Are Accused Of Rape, So U R Fined Rs.11461, Man:mylord Why Exactly Rs11461? Judge:rs.10000 For Rape4 Vat, 10.2 Entertainment Tax

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How Do Cricket Commetator Define N***d Girl? No Cover No Xtra Cover 2 Silly Points 2fine Legs 1deep Galli Little Grass On D Pitch Its Really Wonderful 2 Bat......

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Sounds Women Make During S3x. 1) Asthmatic Ah.ahh.ah..ah. 2) Obedient Yes.yes..yes. 3) Unsatisfied More. More More. 4) Religious Oh God. Oh God....

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Teacher: Why Are You Late? Student: My Dad Told Me To Take Our Cow To Bull. Teacher(angrily): Can't Your Dad To It? Student: No, Only Bull Can Do It....

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Daughter: Mummy That Man Gave Me 10 Rupees To Climb That Tree. Mother: Stupid !he Wanted To See Ur Panty. Daughter: I Am Clever I Din't Wear Any Of Them....

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Its The Thing That Satisfies Ur Mind, Body Soul! Do It On Bed, On A Sofa, In The Car Or Anywhere! Its Called Prayer! God Bless Ur Naughty Mind. :d...

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India Ki Reet... Ladki Agar Apni Marzi Se De De To Pyaar... Agar Dost Dilwaye To Uphar... Ghar Wale Dilwaye To Sanskar... Aur Agar Apne Aap Lele To... Bal...

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Undino Kafi Darr Lagta Thanachnaganakhelnakudnauffbahar Janagilapan Ka Darrphir Muje Milabas 20 Rs Memobile Coverab Barish K Dino Me Bhi Azadi!!!!...

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An Adult Nurse Came 4 The Interview. Dr: What Salary U Expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr Was Overjoyed Said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With Pleasure Its 25,000...

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An Adult Is A Person Who Stopped Growing Everywhere Except In The Middle:-d

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Man To S3xy Air Hostess: Whats Your Name? Air Hostess: Benz, Sir Man: Lovely Name. Any Relation With Mercedez Benz? Air Hostess: Same Price Sir.

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Height Of Patriotism: A Girl Watching Cricket Match Had Painted The National Flag On Her Face... An Intelligent Boy Kissed And Said I Love India................

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. (') (') / / / / (') )/ / O (') .' )/ / Oo (') ( '.' )/ / Oo (') Hello! ( '.' )/ / ( . )geeh Som1's Got A Dirty Mind!...

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Girl: Will You Love Me After Marriage Also? Boy: This Depends On Your Husband, If He Allows Me.

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Lady Doc: Tum Roz Subah Clinic Ke Bahar Khade Ho Kar Auraton Ko Kyon Ghoorte Ho? Boy: Ji Aap Hi Ne Bahar Likha Hai: Auraton Ko Dekhne Ka Samay 9am-11am

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When A Man Talks Dirty 2 A Women, Its Sexual Harassment, When A Women Talks Dirty 2 A Man, Its $$$ Per Minute!

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Clouds R White But The Sky Is Blue,monkey Like U Should B Kept In The Zoo, Dont Get Angry Ull Find Me There Too,not In The Cage But Laughing At U. Ha! Ha! Hav ...

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Q. Last But Not Least Secret Of Long Life A. Morning Two Eggs, Evening Two Pegs......and Night Two Legs

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Be Careful When Girl Say She Loves You From The Bottom Of Her Heart, For This May Mean That There Is Still Enough Space For Other Boy On Top.

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In A Bar 1 Guy Says 2 Another I Slept Wid Ur Mom Last Nite D Whole Bar Was Waiting 4 D Other Guy's Response. He Laughs Says, Lets Go Home Dad, U R Drunk...

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One Day There Was This Naked Man And Elephant, The Elephant Looks At The Naked Man For A Few Seconds, Ask The Naked Man, How Can You Breath Through That Little ...

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U R So Seet! W W S Eet! S Eet! W W S Eet! S Eetw! Sewet! W Seet! Ws Eet! Swe Et! Leave It Dude, It Doesnt Fit On U....

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Today Is Handsome Boys Beautiful Girls Day. So Send This Message To Someone Who Looks Beautiful, Smart And Cute. Be Honest. Don't Cheat Like Me.

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It�s Short Thing, Gets Longer When U Hold It, And Pass Between Women Breasts, And Enters Into A Hole. What Is It? Car Seat Belt, You Dirty Mind....

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A Teacher Askwot Part Of The Body Goes To Heaven First?a Child Repliesfeet- Coz Every Nite I C My Mum With Her Feet In The Air Screamin God I'm Comin !

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Boy (to Girl): What's There In Between Your Legs? Girl: H**l! And What's There In Between Your Legs? Boy: A Sinner, Who Wants To Go To H**l.

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,-.(.-. .'.(.', '.'.' An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away If Doctor Is Cute Then Forget Fruit And Take Doctor Away!...

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A N*k*d Girl Enters In A Taxi.... Suddenly Driver Got Shocked On Seeing Her..... Girl : What R U Looking At ??? Don't You Ever Seen A N*k*d Girl ??? Driver :...

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Please Turn Your Mobile Phone Upside Down Now!!! Hurry

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