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Teacher: Name Some Films That Have Almost Same Stories? Pappu: Madam, Blue Films.

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Met A Girl The Other Day Who Has A Seashell Tattooed On Her Inner Thigh. It's Amazing, If You Put Your Ear To It You Can Smell The Sea!

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Undino Kafi Darr Lagta Thanachnaganakhelnakudnauffbahar Janagilapan Ka Darrphir Muje Milabas 20 Rs Memobile Coverab Barish K Dino Me Bhi Azadi!!!!...

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Best Punishment Dat U Can Give 2 Male.. Giv Him A Mobile With A Set Of Girls Phone No.s Put Him In A Place Where Theres No Netwrk...

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Lady Doc: Tum Roz Subah Clinic Ke Bahar Khade Ho Kar Auraton Ko Kyon Ghoorte Ho? Boy: Ji Aap Hi Ne Bahar Likha Hai: Auraton Ko Dekhne Ka Samay 9am-11am

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If You Read This Sms,you Owe Me 1 Hug...if You Delete It You Owe Me 1 Kizz..if You Keep It,you Owe Me 1 Love..if Reply It,you Owe Me Everything,but If You Silen...

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W-worlds I-intelligent F-faking E-erishtating

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When I Was Young I Begged God For A Bike, But God Does Not Work That Way... So I Stole A Bike And Begged For Forgiveness!

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A Dentist Was Caught Raping A Girl. Next Day Headline, Dentist Caught Filling Wrong Cavity.

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Ot Tnaw T2ul I +thpinboop Ya2 !..2ma3rb T33w2 ! .. Nih)a2 2'ru Confused Na? Read It In A Mirror.. Now... Bye!

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A Famous Sign Board Outside A Prostitutes House . . . Married Men Are Not Allowed. . . . We Serve Needy Not The Greedy.......

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I've Learned That You Cannot Make Someone Love You. All You Can Do Is Stalk Them And Hope They Panic And Give In. =)

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahihihihihihihihihih Ihihihihihihihihihihihihihohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho Nothing Special My Friend, Just Your Face Come In ...

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Teacher: Why Are You Late? Student: My Dad Told Me To Take Our Cow To Bull. Teacher(angrily): Can't Your Dad To It? Student: No, Only Bull Can Do It....

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Santa: What's Difference Between Man & Superman? Pappu: Man Wears Underwear Under The Trouser & Superman Wears It Over The Trouser.

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When An Apple Is Green, Its Ready To Pluck. When A Girl In Eighteen, She Is Ready To... Vote. You Dirty Mind, Elections Are Near, But I Kno...

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I May Nt Be Pefect Bt Parts Of Mine Are Really Awesome........

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A Man Was Traveling In A Train With 3 Babies A Woman Inquired - Do These Babies Belong 2 U? Man: No, I Work In A Condom Factory N These R Customers Complaints....

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I Have The I.i Have The L.i Have The O.i Have The V.i Have The E... So Pls

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Never Reject A Girl In Life Bcoz A Gud Girl Gives U Happiness And Bad Girls Gives U Experience.. Both R Essential In Life.so Enjoy Every Girl Friend!!...

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Sounds Women Make During Sex. 1) Asthmatic - Ah.ahh.ah..ah. 2) Obedient - Yes.yes..yes. 3) Unsatisfied - More. More...more. 4) Religious - Oh God. Oh ...

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I Am On A Mission Mission To Make U Cute 2 Make U Beautiful 2 Make U Smart 2 Make U Genius In Short Mission Impossible .....

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Girl: If My Right Leg Was Your Lunch, And My Left Leg Was Your Dinner, What Will You Prefer? Boy: . . . I Love The Snack Between Meals!...

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Q. Last But Not Least Secret Of Long Life A. Morning Two Eggs, Evening Two Pegs......and Night Two Legs

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Which Type Of Girls Wear Transparent Dresses? The Girls Not Having Any Confidence On Imagination Power Of A Man !

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Q: What Is The Similarity Between Playboy Magazine National Geographic?a: U Will See A Lot Of Great Places Where U Can Never Reach !!!

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Smile Is The 2nd Best Thing U Do With Ur Lips. Ofcourse You Know The First One... :-)

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A Girl Looked At Her P****y She Couldnt Resist And Started Touching It. . She Went Crazy And Rubbed It So Hard That . . Her Puss*y Said Meow And Ran Away !!!!...

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Insult Sms Messages I Saw U On Road Today. U Were Lukin So Fine, Ur Face So Divine, Ur Walk So Perfect. My Heart Started Singing A Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs ...

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,-.(.-. .'.(.', '.'.' An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away If Doctor Is Cute Then Forget Fruit And Take Doctor Away!...

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How Did You Like Your First Day At The Nudist Camp? Asked One Bachelor To His Friend. Well, Replied His Friend, The First Three Days Were The Hardest. :-*

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Ek Kisan Luta Pita Gaon Me Lauta.. Sab Ne Pucha Kya Hua? Kisan:shaher Me Anaj Bech Raha Tha Gehun Le Lo,gehun Le Lo.. Kamino Ne Samajh Liya Gay Hoon Le Lo.

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A Boy Wanted To Know The Age Of His Girl Friend. So He Asked Boy: Dear Whats Ur Birth Date? Girl: 4th November. Boy: Which Year? Girl: Oh..every Year. :d

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Was Born Smart & Handsome, But What The Hell Happend To You?

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Difference Between Good Girl Bad Girl Good Girl Open A Few Buttons In Hot Atmosphere But Bad Girl Open All Button To Make The Atmosphere Hot..

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Ques: Why Do Boys Run Faster Than Girls? . . . . Think Like An Engineer. . . Answer: Because Boys Have A 2 Ball-bearings In Between Their Legs To Reduce Frict...

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School Mein Bachche Ke Papa Ne Teacher Se Kaha: Madam Ji Thodi Aap Koshish Karo, Thodi Hum Karte Hain, Bachcha To Nikal Hi Jayega...!

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A Lady From 2nd Floor Asking A Bananawala: Kaise Diye? Bananawala: Memsaab Aath Mein Bara. Lady: Saat Mein Tera Deta Hai To Oopar Aaja.

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Boy (to Girl): What's There In Between Your Legs? . . Girl: He*l ! And What's There In Between Your Legs? . . Boy: A Sinner, Who Wants To Go To He*l !!!...

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A Notice In A Factory For Girl Workers. If Your Skirt Is Long, Protect Yourself From Machines At Work.. If It Is Short, Protect Yourself From Men At Work...

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