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She Saw My Face But 4got To Luk Into My Heart... I Tried Lookin Into Her Heart, Bt I Couldnt See It B'coz . . . Her B***s Were Just Awesome......

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Girl To A Tattoo Artist: How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing An Animal Just Above My Knee? Artist: -£100 For Tiger,rabit And Lion, But Girraffe Is Free....

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Three Ways Of Fast Communication 1: Television 2: Telephone 3: Tell-a-women .......

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Pennnis And Balls Arguing. Balls: Hey, U R Very Unfair! Everytime U Go In U Never Bring Us Along, Only U Enjoy! Pennnis: Eh, U Think Its Fun? I Always Keep Vomi...

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A Famous Sign Board Outside A Prostitutes House . . . Married Men Are Not Allowed. . . . We Serve Needy Not The Greedy.......

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Husband: Kash Hamare Ladki Ki Jagah Ladka Ho Jata? Wife: Chhodo Ji, Agar Main Aapke Bharose Rehti, To Ladki Bhi Nahi Hoti.

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Ek Kisan Luta Pita Gaon Me Lauta.. Sab Ne Pucha Kya Hua? Kisan:shaher Me Anaj Bech Raha Tha Gehun Le Lo,gehun Le Lo.. Kamino Ne Samajh Liya Gay Hoon Le Lo.

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Q. Last But Not Least Secret Of Long Life A. Morning Two Eggs, Evening Two Pegs......and Night Two Legs

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A Solid N Nice Quote By Mother Teresa For All Naughty Boys -_ Love Ur Friends, Not Their Sisters.,_love Ur Sisters, Not Their Friends..got It.....

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In School Canteen, There Was A Basket Of Apples With A Written Note: Dont Take More Than 1, God Is Watching! A Little Further There Was A Box Of Choclates, ...

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Santa: I Gave A Moving Performance In Singing.banta: What Do You Mean By Moving Performance?santa: Everyone Moved Out Of Theatre.

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Jab Dekhu Toh Dil Karta Pakad Lu; Jab Pakad Lu Toh Dil Karta Daba Du; Jab Daba Du Toh Dil Karta Chhuus Lu; Kyon Ki Saal Mein Ek Baar Jo Aata Hai'aam'ka Maussam

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If You Were My Homework I'd Do You Everyday In Every Possible Way.

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Once Hijackers Hijacked A Kingfisher Plane And Instruct All Air Hostess To Lay Down On Floor Removing Their Uniform... . . . An Air-hostess Asked..sir, Is This...

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Make Luv To Ur Galfriend On Valentine Day. She'll Give U Gud News On Mothers` Day N U'll Hv A Child On Children`s Day. Don't Try This On Everybody. U'll Hv Bad ...

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The Animals Of A Jungle Have Decided To Hold A Meeting. The Lion ,tiger Elephant, Monkey Has Come.. But The Meeting Hasnt Started. Guess Why ? Because The Donke...

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Clouds R White But The Sky Is Blue,monkey Like U Should B Kept In The Zoo, Dont Get Angry Ull Find Me There Too,not In The Cage But Laughing At U. Ha! Ha! Hav ...

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Just Go Near A Girl, Put A Hand On Her Br*ast. If She Dont Oppose Just Njoy. If She Slaps U, Hold Her Hand And Say, Oh I M So Lucky, I Got A Decent Girl..!!...

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A Man Had I Love You Tattooed On His Dick. He Went Home And Proudly Showed His Wife. There You Go Again, Trying To Put Words Into My Mouth, She Said.

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A Dentist Was Caught Raping A Girl. Next Day Headline, Dentist Caught Filling Wrong Cavity.

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Insult Sms Messages I Saw U On Road Today. U Were Lukin So Fine, Ur Face So Divine, Ur Walk So Perfect. My Heart Started Singing A Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs ...

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I Bet When You Go To The Zoo You Have To Buy Two Tickets: One To Get In And Another To Get Out.

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Jesus Says To John Come Forth Ill Give You Eternal Life. John Came Fifth He Won A Toaster

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Dil Chahta Hai K Aaj Aap Ko Konay Main Le Ja Kar Ek Danda Le Kar, Aap Ki, G Ga Gan Gand Gandh Gandhi Ji K Style Me Photo Khenchon ;->...

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Smile Is The 2nd Best Thing U Do With Ur Lips. Ofcourse You Know The First One... :-)

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Do You Like Mathematics? If So, Add A Bed, Subtract Your Clothes, Divide Your Legs And We Can Multiply!

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One Evening I Will Come 2 Ur Room Lock The Door, Turn Off The Lights, Join U In Bed Ill Come Closer 2 U, My Lips Near Ur Face And Ill Shout, Have A Gr8 Night!!!...

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One Day There Was This Naked Man And Elephant, The Elephant Looks At The Naked Man For A Few Seconds, Ask The Naked Man, How Can You Breath Through That Little ...

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He Met A Lady While Browsing. She Unzipped His Dotcom When Downloading. Since He Was Virus Free He Slotted His Floppydisk Into Her Hotmail She Screamed Yah...

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A N*k*d Girl Enters In A Taxi.... Suddenly Driver Got Shocked On Seeing Her..... Girl : What R U Looking At ??? Don't You Ever Seen A N*k*d Girl ??? Driver :...

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Met A Girl The Other Day Who Has A Seashell Tattooed On Her Inner Thigh. It's Amazing, If You Put Your Ear To It You Can Smell The Sea!

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1 Day As I Came Home Early From Work, I Saw A Guy Jogging Naked. I Said To The Guy, Hey Buddy, Why Are You Doing That? He Said, Because You Came Home Early....

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Kissing Is Like Real Estate.the Most Important Thing Islocation,location,n Location! ?

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I Have Got The Most Sexy, Witty, Creative, Intelligent Wife In The World.just Hope Her Husband Doesn`t Know About It.

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Lady1: How Come Your Husband Is Always Home On Time? Lady2: I Have Made A Simple Rule. Sex Will Be At 9pm, Whether You Are Here Or Not.

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An Journalist To An Journalist To Mallika Sherawat: What Is The First Thing You Do In The Morning When You Wake Up? Mallika: I Go Back To My Home!...

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Mother, To Her Teenage Daughter, - I Think Its Right Time, We Should Talk About S*x. Daughter: Sure Mom, What Do You Want To Know?

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Daughter: Mummy That Man Gave Me 10 Rupees To Climb That Tree. Mother: Stupid !he Wanted To See Ur Panty. Daughter: I Am Clever I Din't Wear Any Of Them....

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Boy (to Girl): What's There In Between Your Legs? Girl: H**l! And What's There In Between Your Legs? Boy: A Sinner, Who Wants To Go To H**l.

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Do You Like Maths? If So Add A Bed Subtract Ur Clothes Divide Your Legs And We Can Multiply!

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