Naughty Messages

Sounds Women Make During S3x. 1) Asthmatic Ah.ahh.ah..ah. 2) Obedient Yes.yes..yes. 3) Unsatisfied More. More More. 4) Religious Oh God. Oh God....

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Bank Or Bra Me Kya Samanta Hai? Bata Sakte Ho? Socho? Nahi Pata? Dono Me Jitna Jyada Maal Hoga Utna Jyada Interest Aayega.

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Q - What Is The Difference Between Mother Wife ? A - One Woman Brings U Into This World Crying... The Other Ensures U Continue To Do So...

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I Really Deeply Wish Dat U R Here With Me In My Room. On My Bed Lights Is Off We Get Under The Cover Together.. 2 Show U My Glow In The Dark Watch....

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A Man Can Kiss His Wife Goodbye.a Flower Can Kiss A Butterfly.wine Can Kiss A Frosted Glass.but U My Friend Can Kiss My Ass! So The World Needs You After All!

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Jad Aapji Da Janam Hoya Te Tusi Nange Si Te Cheekan Maar Rahe Si, Te Hun Jad Tusi Nange Hunde Ho Te Koi Hor Cheekan Marda Hai. Sab Time-time Di Gal Hai!

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A Nurse Come In Doc's Room. Docs Asks: Why Is Ur One B00b Out Of Ur Shirt? Nurse Ans: Oh! These Medical Students Never Keep The Things At Place After Use....

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Two Ladies Talking To Each Other... . . Lady 1: How Come Your Husband Is Coming Home Early Now A Days? Lady 2: Bcoz I Have Started A New Rule. Lady 1: What I...

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Insult Sms Messages I Saw U On Road Today. U Were Lukin So Fine, Ur Face So Divine, Ur Walk So Perfect. My Heart Started Singing A Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs ...

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Husband: Kash Hamare Ladki Ki Jagah Ladka Ho Jata? Wife: Chhodo Ji, Agar Main Aapke Bharose Rehti, To Ladki Bhi Nahi Hoti.

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Ques: Why Do Boys Run Faster Than Girls? . . . . Think Like An Engineer. . . Answer: Because Boys Have A 2 Ball-bearings In Between Their Legs To Reduce Frict...

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A Boy Pulled A Girl Into Room,locked The Door,putoff The Light,pulled Her 2 The Bed,dragged Her In 2 The Blankt N Said See Mynew Radium Watch

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Daughter: Mom, Kya Yeh Sach Hai Ki Ladke Jahan Apna L*nd Dalte Hain, Bachha Wahin Se Nikalta Hai? Mom: Haan. Daughter: Oh My God! To Kya Mera Bachha Mere Muh ...

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An Journalist To An Journalist To Mallika Sherawat: What Is The First Thing You Do In The Morning When You Wake Up? Mallika: I Go Back To My Home!...

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Smoking Efects Lungs Drinking Efects Liver Grls Efect Heart Bt D Most Dangerx One Is: Study, It Effects Brain. Sidha Coma Me Jaoge =p Avoid It -

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2 Teenage Girls In A Changing Room.. Talking About Their Private Parts... 1st Girl-don't You Have Hairs On Your P****y?? The 2nd Girl Replied- Dear Have U Ev...

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When I Was Young I Begged God For A Bike, But God Does Not Work That Way... So I Stole A Bike And Begged For Forgiveness!

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Everyone Helps A Girl Removing Her Cloths During Or Before S*x... But Nobody Helps Her In Putting Her Cloths Back After S*x Moral: Once You Are F**k**d No Bo...

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Dil Chahta Hai K Aaj Aap Ko Konay Main Le Ja Kar Ek Danda Le Kar, Aap Ki, G Ga Gan Gand Gandh Gandhi Ji K Style Me Photo Khenchon ;->...

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A Baby Dog Asks Mama Dog: How Papa Looks Like. Mama Dog Said: Your Dad Came From Behind, I Do Not Have The Chance To See Its Face Carefully!

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Husband And Wife Were Watchin A Boxin Match On Tv. Husband- Disgusting!!! It Was All Over In 2 Min.. Wife- Atleast Now U Kniow How I Feel !!!

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Girl-ur Name? Boy-black Lion.. Gal-r U Joking.? Boy-no, It Means Kaalu Singh. And Urs.? Gal-soft Underwear.. Boy- R U Joking.? Gal-no, It Means Komal Chadda :)...

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Its The Thing That Satisfies Ur Mind, Body Soul! Do It On Bed, On A Sofa, In The Car Or Anywhere! Its Called Prayer! God Bless Ur Naughty Mind. :d...

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A Lady From 2nd Floor Asking A Bananawala: Kaise Diye? Bananawala: Memsaab Aath Mein Bara. Lady: Saat Mein Tera Deta Hai To Oopar Aaja.

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How Is S*x Related To Math? Add Two Person And A Bed Subtract Cloths Divide The Legs Multiply The Strokes And The Result Is Satisf***tion..haha!!!!!!!!!!...

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Agr Aapko 18 Saal Ki Larki Jhuk Kar Salam Karyto Aapko Uski Kya Cheez Nazar Aayegi?.....uski Achi Tarbiyat.bhai Hath Jorta Hon Kabhi To Sahi Socha Karo. :-)...

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One Sardar Love With A Nurse. He Writes Love Letter. He Writes,i Love You Sister.

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Wife:mai America Ja Rahi Hu Aapke Liye Kya Gift Laau. Husband:1american Ladki! . . Wife Wapas Aayi Husband Ne Gift Manga . . . Wife:bas 9 Mahine Intzar ...

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(') (') / / / / (') )/ / O (') .' )/ / Oo (') ( '.' )/ / Oo (') Hello! ( '.' )/ / ( . )geeh Som1's Got A Dirty Mind!

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A Young Man Asked Swamiji Why Girls Desire More S*x Than Boys? Swamiji: When You Put Finger In Your Ear Shake It, Which Feels Better, Your Finger Or Ear? .....

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Kissing Is Like Real Estate.the Most Important Thing Islocation,location,n Location! ?

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When An Apple Is Green, Its Ready To Pluck. When A Girl In Eighteen, She Is Ready To... Vote. You Dirty Mind, Elections Are Near, But I Kno...

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A: U R Adorable B: U R Beautiful C: U R Cute D: U R Darling E: U R Excellent F: U R Fabulous Sorry I Don't Have Much Time To Tell A Lie Till Z...............

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I Would Rather Shatter A Single Heart Of Mine By Remaining Single, Instead Of Breaking Million Hearts By Being Committed.

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A Dentist Was Caught Raping A Girl. Next Day Headline, Dentist Caught Filling Wrong Cavity.

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Dont Take Things In Wrong Sense When- Dr.says Take Off Your Cloths Dentist Says Open Wide Interior Decorator Says Once Its In You Love It Banker Says If You...

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Its The Thing That Satisfies Ur Mind, Body Soul! Do It On Bed, On A Sofa, In The Car Or Anywhere! Its Called Prayer! God Bless Ur Naughty Mind......

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A Man Had I Love You Tattooed On His Dick. He Went Home And Proudly Showed His Wife. There You Go Again, Trying To Put Words Into My Mouth, She Said.

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Son : Daddy, Have You Ever Been To Egypt? Father : No. Why Do You Ask That? Son: Well, Where Did You Get This Mummy Then?

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In An Exam A Student Wasn't Prepared For It.... He Left The Page Blank And At The Bottom Drew Flowers And Wrote.... In The Memory Of My Memory,which Recently P...

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