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Girl: Describe A Hot Girl. Boy: Blonde Hair, Huge B***s,brown Eyes. Girl: Then I Guess I'm Not A Hot Girl. Boy: You Never Said To Describe A Perfect Girl....

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When A Man Talks Dirty 2 A Women, Its Sexual Harassment, When A Women Talks Dirty 2 A Man, Its $$$ Per Minute!

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Hey Dude Congrats! Heard U Got Selected As The First Male Model For Whisper Advertisement. Why Should Girls Have All The Fun.

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Daughter: Mummy That Man Gave Me 10 Rupees To Climb That Tree. Mother: Stupid !he Wanted To See Ur Panty. Daughter: I Am Clever I Din't Wear Any Of Them....

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Girl: Will You Love Me After Marriage Also? Boy: This Depends On Your Husband, If He Allows Me.

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Schoolgirl: I Do Not Want To Go To The S*x Education Class. Teacher: Why Not? Schoolgirl: Because Someone Told Me The Final Exam Would Be Oral

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Shes Down On Her Knees,eager To Please,wid A Throb Of His Nob In Her Gob,wid A Tingle In His Belly,his Legs Turn To Jelly Cos Shes Doin A Good Job!

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Was Born Smart & Handsome, But What The Hell Happend To You?

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How Do Cricket Commetator Define N***d Girl? No Cover No Xtra Cover 2 Silly Points 2fine Legs 1deep Galli Little Grass On D Pitch Its Really Wonderful 2 Bat......

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Today Its Cool To Have Small Cars And Small Computers.soon It Will Be Cool To Have A Small Penis Too.then You My Friend Will Be The Man!!

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Girl Boy Were Having S*x. Girl: Darling, I Want You To Kiss My Lips! Boy: Sure, Which 1 Would You Prefer First, Lower Lip Or Upper Lip? Girl: Middle Lips, T...

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Teacher: Why Are You Late? Student: My Dad Told Me To Take Our Cow To Bull. Teacher(angrily): Can't Your Dad To It? Student: No, Only Bull Can Do It....

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Kiss's R Blown + Kiss's R Wasted Kiss's Rnt Kiss's Unless They R Tasted, Kiss's Spread Germz + Germz Hated, So Kiss Me Babe Im Vacinated!

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He Came 2 Me 1 Nite Explored My Body Licked Sucked Swallowed & Had His Fill Wen Satisfied He Left... I Was Hurt... F***in Mosquito U Dirty Min...

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She Saw My Face But 4got To Luk Into My Heart... I Tried Lookin Into Her Heart, Bt I Couldnt See It B'coz . . . Her B***s Were Just Awesome......

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Press Down. Down More Deeper More Yes Ahh Ohh Yes Almost There! Ooh Baby Faster Harder Feel Good? Mmmm That's Textual Intercourse...

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Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni Has No Girlfriend?.... Because, He Drinks 2 Litre Of Milk Daily.

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An Journalist To An Journalist To Mallika Sherawat: What Is The First Thing You Do In The Morning When You Wake Up? Mallika: I Go Back To My Home!...

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Whats Life. Life Is Love. Whats Life ? Life Is Love. Whats Love ? Love Is Kissing. Whats Kissing ? Come Here And I Show You....

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I Have Got The Most Sexy, Witty, Creative, Intelligent Wife In The World.just Hope Her Husband Doesn`t Know About It.

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A Boy Wanted To Know The Age Of His Girl Friend. So He Askd Boy: Dear Whats Ur Birth Date? Girl: 4th November. Boy: Which Year? Girl: Oh..every Year. :d

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Two Ladies Talking To Each Other... . . Lady 1: How Come Your Husband Is Coming Home Early Now A Days? Lady 2: Bcoz I Have Started A New Rule. Lady 1: What I...

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Pennnis And Balls Arguing. Balls: Hey, U R Very Unfair! Everytime U Go In U Never Bring Us Along, Only U Enjoy! Pennnis: Eh, U Think Its Fun? I Always Keep Vomi...

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Once There Lived A S**y Woman Who Has No Husband... But Every Night She Enjoyed.. . . . . . . . . . Her Dinner!! Don't Expect Non-veg Msg's From Me..coz I M A...

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Father- Who Is Lincon Son- I Dont Know Father- Concentrate On Studies Than You Know Son- Who Is Naveen Father - I Dont Know Son - You Know If You Concentra...

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If You Were My Homework I'd Do You Everyday In Every Possible Way.

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Do You Like Maths? If So Add A Bed Subtract Ur Clothes Divide Your Legs And We Can Multiply!

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One Sardar Love With A Nurse. He Writes Love Letter. He Writes,i Love You Sister.

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Naughty Punjabi Student Asked His Hindi Madam: Hindi Mein Appu Kaise Likhu? Madam: Pahle Aa, Fir Aadha Paa, Fir Poora Paa, Aur Fir Ooou.....

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A Boy Pulled A Girl Into Room,locked The Door,putoff The Light,pulled Her 2 The Bed,dragged Her In 2 The Blankt N Said See Mynew Radium Watch

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A Husband Stung Bye Bee.. On His Panes.. And Its Become Swollen,. His Wife Prayed On God May U Remove Of The Pain And Leave The Size Hehehe...

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Collge Wali Masale Dar Hoti Hofficewali Fikkigharwali Me Taste Nhi Atahotelwali To Mast Hoti Hsudhro Kaminomay Chai Ki Bat Kr Raha Hu....

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Colour Of Underwear Reflects Your Mood: Red - Wild, Black - Sexy, Blue - Romantic, Pink - Seductive White - Calm, Yellow - Time To Change Your Undre...

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Teacher: Name Some Films That Have Almost Same Stories? Pappu: Madam, Blue Films.

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2 Lovers Plan To Suicide. Boy Jumped First, Girl Closed Her Eyes Return Back Saying Love Is Blind. Boy In Air Opened His Parachute Saying Love Never Dies....

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Pappu, While Filling Up A Form: Dad, What Should I Write For Mother Tongue.? Santa: Very Long!

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It�s Short Thing, Gets Longer When U Hold It, And Pass Between Women Breasts, And Enters Into A Hole. What Is It? Car Seat Belt, You Dirty Mind....

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Height Of Courage : Senior Raging Junior Says : On You Marriage I Will Kiss Your Wife ! Junior Replies : I Will Marry Your Sister !!! ...

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Kya Aap Bor Ho Rahe Hain Kuch Karne Ka Mann Ho Raha Hai?tochain Kholohaath Andar Dalo,bag Se Book Nikal Kar Padho....

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Scientists In The Us Proved That People Who Do Not Perform Well In Bed And Who Have Difficulties To Come Hold Their Mobile In Their Right Hand

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