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One Day There Was This Naked Man And Elephant, The Elephant Looks At The Naked Man For A Few Seconds, Ask The Naked Man, How Can You Breath Through That Little ...

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I've Learned That You Cannot Make Someone Love You. All You Can Do Is Stalk Them And Hope They Panic And Give In. =)

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Daughter: Mom, Kya Yeh Sach Hai Ki Ladke Jahan Apna L*nd Dalte Hain, Bachha Wahin Se Nikalta Hai? Mom: Haan. Daughter: Oh My God! To Kya Mera Bachha Mere Muh ...

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Breaking News Of Katrina Katrina Is Now High Voltage.... All Man Including Salman Open His Pant To ............ But They Failed It Was Too Small...

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Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girlfrnd.. If You Don't Wanna See Me Smoking,then You Better Find Other Ways To Keep My Lips Busy..

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Today I Saw Your Duplicate I Said Hello But He Did Not Answer I Felt Very Bad Then He Finished His Banana Jumped On Another Tree ....

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Santa: What's Difference Between Man & Superman? Pappu: Man Wears Underwear Under The Trouser & Superman Wears It Over The Trouser.

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Bank Or Bra Me Kya Samanta Hai? Bata Sakte Ho? Socho? Nahi Pata? Dono Me Jitna Jyada Maal Hoga Utna Jyada Interest Aayega.

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Smile Is The 2nd Best Thing U Do With Ur Lips. Ofcourse You Know The First One... :-)

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A Husband Stung Bye Bee.. On His Panes.. And Its Become Swollen,. His Wife Prayed On God May U Remove Of The Pain And Leave The Size Hehehe...

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Q - What Is The Difference Between Mother Wife ? A - One Woman Brings U Into This World Crying... The Other Ensures U Continue To Do So...

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I May Nt Be Pefect Bt Parts Of Mine Are Really Awesome........

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A Boy Wanted To Know The Age Of His Girl Friend. So He Asked Boy: Dear Whats Ur Birth Date? Girl: 4th November. Boy: Which Year? Girl: Oh..every Year. :d

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Pehle Hath Pephir Hont Pephir Aankh Pephir Gaal Peaur Phir Naak Pe?..?kissqadar Machar Tang Karty Hain Na Jab Bijlee Nahi Hoti...!!...

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Jesus Says To John Come Forth Ill Give You Eternal Life. John Came Fifth He Won A Toaster

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When A Man Talks Dirty 2 A Women, Its Sexual Harassment, When A Women Talks Dirty 2 A Man, Its $$$ Per Minute!

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Q:whats The Difference Between Magnets And Women A: Magnets Have A Positive Side

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A Lady From 2nd Floor Asking A Bananawala: Kaise Diye? Bananawala: Memsaab Aath Mein Bara. Lady: Saat Mein Tera Deta Hai To Oopar Aaja.

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Ques: Why Do Boys Run Faster Than Girls? . . . . Think Like An Engineer. . . Answer: Because Boys Have A 2 Ball-bearings In Between Their Legs To Reduce Frict...

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I've Been Arrested For Bein The Ugliest Person In Britain, Can U Cum Down The Police Station And Show Them It's A Mistake?

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Im Not Under D Affluence Of Incohol As Some Tinkle Peep.im Not Half As Thunk As U Drink.i Fool So Feelish And Da Drunker I Stand Here Da Longer I Get

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Teacher: Pappu, Tamso Ma Jyotir Gamya Shloka Ka Kya Arth Hai? Pappu: Tum So Jayo Maa, Mein Jyoti Ke Pass Ja Raha Hoon.

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The Animals Of A Jungle Have Decided To Hold A Meeting. The Lion ,tiger Elephant, Monkey Has Come.. But The Meeting Hasnt Started. Guess Why ? Because The Donke...

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Once There Lived A S**y Woman Who Has No Husband... But Every Night She Enjoyed.. . . . . . . . . . Her Dinner!! Don't Expect Non-veg Msg's From Me..coz I M A...

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When A Man Talks Dirty 2 A Women, Its Sexual Harassment, When A Women Talks Dirty 2 A Man, Its $$$ Per Minute!

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Girl-ur Name? Boy-black Lion.. Gal-r U Joking.? Boy-no, It Means Kaalu Singh. And Urs.? Gal-soft Underwear.. Boy- R U Joking.? Gal-no, It Means Komal Chadda :)...

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Girl: Will You Love Me After Marriage Also? Boy: This Depends On Your Husband, If He Allows Me.

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Undino Kafi Darr Lagta Thanachnaganakhelnakudnauffbahar Janagilapan Ka Darrphir Muje Milabas 20 Rs Memobile Coverab Barish K Dino Me Bhi Azadi!!!!...

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In An Exam A Student Wasn't Prepared For It.... He Left The Page Blank And At The Bottom Drew Flowers And Wrote.... In The Memory Of My Memory,which Recently P...

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Jinke Pass Hai Wo Haat Me Leke Hilate Hai.jinke Pass Nahi Hai Wo Ungali Dalke Kam Chalate Hai...bolo Kya? Dirty Mind?it Is Tooth Brush

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Mother Taught Her Son 2 Go Toilet By No 1.open Ur Zip 2.take Out Ur Machine 3.pull D Skin Back 4.do Ur Busines 5.pull D Skin 4ward 6.stop Ur Machine 7.cl...

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Jesus Says To John Come Forth Ill Give You Eternal Life. John Came Fifth He Won A Toaster

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A Man Said 2 His Doctor 'everytime I Look In The Mirror I Get An Erection' The Doctor Said 'that's Because U Look Like A Cunt!

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One Sardar Love With A Nurse. He Writes Love Letter. He Writes,i Love You Sister.

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He Came At Night, Explored My Body, Got On Top Of Me, Touched Me, He Bit, Sucked, Swalowd, When He Was Satisfyed, He Left, I Was Hurt...

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School Mein Bachche Ke Papa Ne Teacher Se Kaha: Madam Ji Thodi Aap Koshish Karo, Thodi Hum Karte Hain, Bachcha To Nikal Hi Jayega...!

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Wives R Incoming Calls, Lovers R Outgoing Calls, Aunties R Toll-free Calls, Callgirls R Roaming Calls, Neighbour Girls R Missed Calls....

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Kissing Is The Best Practice 4 Lips,it Keeps The Lipswet, Soft, Flexible And Reddish Pink,so Alwayz Keep Kissing Tosweet Children Only.

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A Couple Had A Fight One Night Going To Bed Husband Says: Good Night Mother Of My 3 Kids. Wife Replied: Good Night Father Of None.

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