Naughty Messages

If You Read This Sms,you Owe Me 1 Hug...if You Delete It You Owe Me 1 Kizz..if You Keep It,you Owe Me 1 Love..if Reply It,you Owe Me Everything,but If You Silen...

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Santa: I Gave A Moving Performance In Singing.banta: What Do You Mean By Moving Performance?santa: Everyone Moved Out Of Theatre.

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He Came At Night. Explored My Body. Got On Top Of Me, Touched Me, He Bit Me. Sucked Swalowe When He Satisfied He Was Left I Was Heart Blood Mosquitoo...

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Today I Saw Your Duplicate I Said Hello But He Did Not Answer I Felt Very Bad Then He Finished His Banana Jumped On Another Tree ....

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Q:whats The Difference Between Magnets And Women A: Magnets Have A Positive Side

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Boy (to Girl): What's There In Between Your Legs? Girl: H**l! And What's There In Between Your Legs? Boy: A Sinner, Who Wants To Go To H**l.

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Bank Or Bra Me Kya Samanta Hai? Bata Sakte Ho? Socho? Nahi Pata? Dono Me Jitna Jyada Maal Hoga Utna Jyada Interest Aayega.

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Met A Girl The Other Day Who Has A Seashell Tattooed On Her Inner Thigh. It's Amazing, If You Put Your Ear To It You Can Smell The Sea!

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Kissing Is The Best Practice 4 Lips,it Keeps The Lipswet, Soft, Flexible And Reddish Pink,so Alwayz Keep Kissing Tosweet Children Only.

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Jesus Says To John Come Forth Ill Give You Eternal Life. John Came Fifth He Won A Toaster

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Height Of Patriotism: A Girl Watching Cricket Match Had Painted The National Flag On Her Face... An Intelligent Boy Kissed And Said I Love India................

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Kissing Is Like Real Estate.the Most Important Thing Islocation,location,n Location! ?

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What's The Difference Between Wife N Neighbours Wife? Wife Is A Chocolate, Can Have Any Time. Neighbour's Wife Is Like An Ice-cream, Shud Hv Immediately....

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U R So Seet! W W S Eet! S Eet! W W S Eet! S Eetw! Sewet! W Seet! Ws Eet! Swe Et! Leave It Dude, It Doesnt Fit On U....

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A: U R Adorable B: U R Beautiful C: U R Cute D: U R Darling E: U R Excellent F: U R Fabulous Sorry I Don't Have Much Time To Tell A Lie Till Z...............

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Jeeto: Yelled At Santa: U're Gonna B Really Sorry! I'm Going To Leave You! Santa: Make Up Ur Mind! Which One Is It Gonna Be?

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How Is S*x Related To Math? Add Two Person And A Bed Subtract Cloths Divide The Legs Multiply The Strokes And The Result Is Satisf***tion..haha!!!!!!!!!!...

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Two Employees Were Caught N***d And Having S*x In The Office By The Guard... Guard: Aha! Violating Company Rules! Man: What Rule? Guard: Not Wearing Uniform...

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Make Luv To Ur Galfriend On Valentine Day. She'll Give U Gud News On Mothers` Day N U'll Hv A Child On Children`s Day. Don't Try This On Everybody. U'll Hv Bad ...

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Height Of Courage : Senior Raging Junior Says : On You Marriage I Will Kiss Your Wife ! Junior Replies : I Will Marry Your Sister !!! ...

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A Lot Of Aunties Crowded At A Bookshop Due To A Typing Mistake In Bookshop's Advertisement Which Was... . . . Special Offer: Get New B***s (books) In Exchange O...

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A Man Was Looking At A Painting For A Long Time Of A Naked Woman With Leaves Covering The Body, He Was Asked What He Was Doing And He Answered - Waiting For Aut...

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When I Was Young I Begged God For A Bike, But God Does Not Work That Way... So I Stole A Bike And Begged For Forgiveness!

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Ek Bus Mein Ladko Aur Ladkiyo Ki Team Bani Antakshari Khelne Ke Liye. Girls: Hum Tumko Harakar Dikhayenge.. Boys: Hum Haar Gaye, Chalo Ab Dikhao.

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Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni Has No Girlfriend?.... Because, He Drinks 2 Litre Of Milk Daily.

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Three Ways Of Fast Communication 1: Television 2: Telephone 3: Tell-a-women .......

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Ek Lrka Ek Larkiaha Ahaadhi Raat Kooho Ohojungle Mainwah Wahjhari K Peichayouiisab Say Chup Kuffdaba Daba Kaha Ahamango Kaha Rahey They...

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Why Are Egyptian Children Always Confused? Because After Death, Their Daddy Becomes A Mummy.

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A Good Sermon Should Be Like A Woman's Skirt: Short Enough To Arouse Interest But Long Enough To Cover The Essentials.

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Teacher Name 5 Animals Those Live In Water Student Frog Teacher Other 4 Student His Mom,dad,brother And Sister!

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A Solid N Nice Quote By Mother Teresa For All Naughty Boys -_ Love Ur Friends, Not Their Sisters.,_love Ur Sisters, Not Their Friends..got It.....

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Best Punishment Dat U Can Give 2 Male.. Giv Him A Mobile With A Set Of Girls Phone No.s Put Him In A Place Where Theres No Netwrk...

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Mirrors Should Be Able To Think Before Reflecting The Images..

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Which Part... Of A Man's Body Has No Bone Full Of Veins Loves Pumping And Responsible 4 Making Love! Answer: Heart!!! But I Luv The Way U Think....

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Boy (to Girl): What's There In Between Your Legs? Girl: Hell! And What's There In Between Your Legs? Boy: A Sinner, Who Wants To Go To Hell....

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A Man Was Lost Alone On A Island. One Day He Decides 2 Build A Boat Wit Wood, Then A Gal Cums N D Man Uses Wood To Make A Bed. Moral- A Hole Can Chnge Goal....

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I Have The I.i Have The L.i Have The O.i Have The V.i Have The E... So Pls

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Never Reject A Girl In Life Bcoz A Gud Girl Gives U Happiness And Bad Girls Gives U Experience.. Both R Essential In Life.so Enjoy Every Girl Friend!!...

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Kya Aap Bor Ho Rahe Hain Kuch Karne Ka Mann Ho Raha Hai?tochain Kholohaath Andar Dalo,bag Se Book Nikal Kar Padho....

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When I Was Young I Begged God For A Bike, But God Does Not Work That Way... So I Stole A Bike And Begged For Forgiveness!

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