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Just Go Near A Girl, Put A Hand On Her Br*ast. If She Dont Oppose Just Njoy. If She Slaps U, Hold Her Hand And Say, Oh I M So Lucky, I Got A Decent Girl..!!...

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It�s Short Thing, Gets Longer When U Hold It, And Pass Between Women Breasts, And Enters Into A Hole. What Is It? Car Seat Belt, You Dirty Mind....

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Santa: What's Difference Between Man & Superman? Pappu: Man Wears Underwear Under The Trouser & Superman Wears It Over The Trouser.

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Three Ways Of Fast Communication 1: Television 2: Telephone 3: Tell-a-women .......

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Q. Last But Not Least Secret Of Long Life A. Morning Two Eggs, Evening Two Pegs......and Night Two Legs

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Tc Fined Ticketless Girlschudidar Girl Was Fined Rs100skirt Girl Rs50mini Skirt Girl Rs25next Girl Was Fined Rs0why?u Naughtyshe Had Ticket......

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Skin Meets Skin When Is That The Skin Meets Skin, Hair Meets Hair N Balls Disappear.. Dirty Mind Its When U Blink Ur Eyes...

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Best Punishment Dat U Can Give 2 Male.. Giv Him A Mobile With A Set Of Girls Phone No.s Put Him In A Place Where Theres No Netwrk...

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Sounds Women Make During S3x. 1) Asthmatic Ah.ahh.ah..ah. 2) Obedient Yes.yes..yes. 3) Unsatisfied More. More More. 4) Religious Oh God. Oh God....

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Meaning Of Women? . . . . . Want One Man For Every Night

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When I Was Young I Begged God For A Bike, But God Does Not Work That Way... So I Stole A Bike And Begged For Forgiveness!

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1 Day As I Came Home Early From Work, I Saw A Guy Jogging Naked. I Said To The Guy, Hey Buddy, Why Are You Doing That? He Said, Because You Came Home Early....

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Girl: Describe A Hot Girl. Boy: Blonde Hair, Huge B***s,brown Eyes. Girl: Then I Guess I'm Not A Hot Girl. Boy: You Never Said To Describe A Perfect Girl....

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There Is: Hot-sex, Fast-sex, Cuddle-sex, Safe-sex, Group-sex, Sm-sex, Telephone-sex, Cyber-sex, And For People Like You: No Sex.

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14 Boys Proposed To A Girl... : 12 Came With Roses : 1 Came With A Ring ... That's Confidence !! : Another Boy Cam With ..... : Honeymoon Tickets... That's Ove...

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A Man Was Looking At A Painting For A Long Time Of A N***d Woman With Leaves Covering The Body, He Was Asked What He Was Doing And He Answered Waiting For Autu...

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A Baby Dog Asks Mama Dog: How Papa Looks Like. Mama Dog Said: Your Dad Came From Behind, I Do Not Have The Chance To See Its Face Carefully!

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A Young Man Asked Swamiji Why Girls Desire More S*x Than Boys? Swamiji: When You Put Finger In Your Ear Shake It, Which Feels Better, Your Finger Or Ear? .....

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahihihihihihihihihih Ihihihihihihihihihihihihihohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho Nothing Special My Friend, Just Your Face Come In ...

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Do You Like Maths, If So Add A Bed, Subtract Ur Clothes, Divide Your Legs And Can We Multiply?

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Whats Life. Life Is Love. Whats Life ? Life Is Love. Whats Love ? Love Is Kissing. Whats Kissing ? Come Here And I Show You....

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How Does An Archeologist Tell A Male Skeleton From A Female Skeleton? He Knows Its A Female If The Jawbone Is Worn Down.:-)

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Most Interesting Line Written On The Front Of T-shirt Of A Girl, . . . . . . . Excuse Me ! My Face Is Above Dirty...

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Santa Went Out To Buy An Indian Flag. The Shop Owner Gave Him The Flag. Guess What Did He Ask Next... Ismein Aur Colour Dikhayiye.

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A Cat Tries To Get A Sausage Out Of A River, But Gets Its Paws Wet, Then It See A Bigger One But Falls In! Moral Of Story? The Bigger The Sausage The Wett...

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Jad Aapji Da Janam Hoya Te Tusi Nange Si Te Cheekan Maar Rahe Si, Te Hun Jad Tusi Nange Hunde Ho Te Koi Hor Cheekan Marda Hai. Sab Time-time Di Gal Ha...

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A Husband Stung Bye Bee.. On His Panes.. And Its Become Swollen,. His Wife Prayed On God May U Remove Of The Pain And Leave The Size Hehehe...

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Why Are Egyptian Children Always Confused? Because After Death, Their Daddy Becomes A Mummy.

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A Sex Expert Was Once Asked Whether A Rape Is Possible While Running. No, He Replied, Woman Can Run Faster With Her Skirt Up Than A Man With His Pants Down.

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How Is S*x Related To Math? Add Two Person And A Bed Subtract Cloths Divide The Legs Multiply The Strokes And The Result Is Satisf***tion..haha!!!!!!!!!!...

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If You Were My Homework I'd Do You Everyday In Every Possible Way.

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Teacher: Pappu, Tamso Ma Jyotir Gamya Shloka Ka Kya Arth Hai? Pappu: Tum So Jayo Maa, Mein Jyoti Ke Pass Ja Raha Hoon.

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Teacher: Name Some Films That Have Almost Same Stories? Pappu: Madam, Blue Films.

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2 Lovers Plan To Suicide. Boy Jumped First, Girl Closed Her Eyes Return Back Saying Love Is Blind. Boy In Air Opened His Parachute Saying Love Never Dies....

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A Boy Wanted To Know The Age Of His Girl Friend. So He Asked Boy: Dear Whats Ur Birth Date? Girl: 4th November. Boy: Which Year? Girl: Oh..every Year. :d

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When A Man Talks Dirty 2 A Women, Its Sexual Harassment, When A Women Talks Dirty 2 A Man, Its $$$ Per Minute!

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Gurdas Maan: Santa Ji, Aapke Bhai Ki Shaadi Mein Kitne Gaane Gaane Hain, Us Hisab Se Rate Lagega? Santa: 2-3 Gaa Kar Prg Shuru Kar Dena, Baad Mein Sharabi Bar...

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A Man And A Woman Started To Have S*x In The Middle Of A Dark Forest. After 15 Minutes Of This, The Man Finally Gets Up And Says, D**n, I Wish I Had A Flash...

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Once There Lived A S**y Woman Who Has No Husband... But Every Night She Enjoyed.. . . . . . . . . . Her Dinner!! Don't Expect Non-veg Msg's From Me..coz I M A...

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Ot Tnaw T2ul I +thpinboop Ya2 !..2ma3rb T33w2 ! .. Nih)a2 2'ru Confused Na? Read It In A Mirror.. Now... Bye!

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