Naughty Messages

Wife- Aaj Mai Towel Me Thi Aur Room Mein Chachaji Aa Gaye..! Pati- Fir Tumne Kya Kiya? Wife- Towel Ko Kholke Ghunghat Bana Liya..! Kuch Sanskaar Mujhme Bh...

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Two Ladies Talking To Each Other... . . Lady 1: How Come Your Husband Is Coming Home Early Now A Days? Lady 2: Bcoz I Have Started A New Rule. Lady 1: What I...

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Customer: My Wife Needs Abra But I Dont Know The Size. Sales Girl:touch My B****t And Try To Calculate. Customer:oh I Forget She Needs Panties Too.

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Tc Fined Ticketless Girlschudidar Girl Was Fined Rs100skirt Girl Rs50mini Skirt Girl Rs25next Girl Was Fined Rs0why?u Naughtyshe Had Ticket......

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A Good Sermon Should Be Like A Woman's Skirt: Short Enough To Arouse Interest But Long Enough To Cover The Essentials.

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An Adult Nurse Came 4 The Interview. Dr: What Salary U Expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr Was Overjoyed Said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With Pleasure Its 25,000...

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A Couple Had A Fight One Night Going To Bed Husband Says: Good Night Mother Of My 3 Kids. Wife Replied: Good Night Father Of None.

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Today Is Handsome Boys Beautiful Girls Day. So Send This Message To Someone Who Looks Beautiful, Smart And Cute. Be Honest. Don't Cheat Like Me.

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(_,_)2 Stay (') Young // +sexy (,)) ) ' ( (_,_)do (,)) ) ' ( (_,_)this // (,)) ) ' ( (_,_)m�re (,)) (_,_) (')'; Often // '; (,)) '...

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Kissing Is Like Real Estate.the Most Important Thing Islocation,location,n Location! ?

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He Came 2 Me 1 Nite Explored My Body Licked Sucked Swallowed & Had His Fill Wen Satisfied He Left... I Was Hurt... F***in Mosquito U Dirty Min...

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He Met A Lady While Browsing. She Unzipped His Dotcom When Downloading. Since He Was Virus Free He Slotted His Floppydisk Into Her Hotmail She Screamed Yah...

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Mobile Phones Are The Only Things In Live Of Which Men Talk About Having The Smallest.

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A Girl Called Me One Day And Said There Is No One At The Home,come Over Quickly I Went Her Home And Found That There Is No One At The Home...

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2 Lovers Plan To Suicide. Boy Jumped First, Girl Closed Her Eyes Return Back Saying Love Is Blind. Boy In Air Opened His Parachute Saying Love Never Dies....

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You Don't Know The Meaning Of The Word Fear - But Then Again You Don't Know The Meaning Of Most Words.

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Teacher: Name Some Films That Have Almost Same Stories? Pappu: Madam, Blue Films.

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Once There Lived A S**y Woman Who Has No Husband... But Every Night She Enjoyed.. . . . . . . . . . Her Dinner!! Don't Expect Non-veg Msg's From Me..coz I M A...

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Lady1: How Come Your Husband Is Always Home On Time? Lady2: I Have Made A Simple Rule. Sex Will Be At 9pm, Whether You Are Here Or Not.

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If You Were My Homework I'd Do You Everyday In Every Possible Way.

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A Man Was Lost Alone On A Island. One Day He Decides 2 Build A Boat Wit Wood, Then A Gal Cums N D Man Uses Wood To Make A Bed. Moral- A Hole Can Chnge Goal....

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U R So Seet! W W S Eet! S Eet! W W S Eet! S Eetw! Sewet! W Seet! Ws Eet! Swe Et! Leave It Dude, It Doesnt Fit On U....

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Fantastic Qoute Good Girls Are Found In Every Corner Of The Earth.. But Unforunatey The Earth Is Round... :-)

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What's The Difference Between Wife N Neighbours Wife? Wife Is A Chocolate, Can Have Any Time. Neighbour's Wife Is Like An Ice-cream, Shud Hv Immediately....

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Im Not Under D Affluence Of Incohol As Some Tinkle Peep.im Not Half As Thunk As U Drink.i Fool So Feelish And Da Drunker I Stand Here Da Longer I Get

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In A Bar 1 Guy Says 2 Another I Slept Wid Ur Mom Last Nite D Whole Bar Was Waiting 4 D Other Guy's Response. He Laughs Says, Lets Go Home Dad, U R Drunk...

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Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni Has No Girlfriend?.... Because, He Drinks 2 Litre Of Milk Daily.

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At Dis Moment In Time 10 Million People R Having Sex.5 Million People R Drinking Coffee.100 Million People R Sleeping & 1 Stupid Fool Is Reading My Text!pass On...

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Collage Teacher:if Anyone Is Caught In The Girls Dorm Once Its A Fine Of $100 ... If They Are Caught Twice $250 And Three Costs $400! Random Male Studant: How ...

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It's The Thing That Satisfies Ur Mind, Body Soul! Do It On Bed, On A Sofa, In The Car Or Anywhere! It's Called Prayer! God Bless Ur Naughty Mind...

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When I Was Young I Begged God For A Bike, But God Does Not Work That Way... So I Stole A Bike And Begged For Forgiveness!

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Dual Heart Attack Message By A Girl- 1st Msg- Lets Break Up Now,its All Over, 2nd Msg- Sorry,sorry! Dat Wasn't 4u-)

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Santa Banta Zid Kar Rahe C Monkey Dekhan Di... So Tuhade Ghar Da Address Dita Hai. Yaar 2-4 Tapusian Maar Ke Dikha Deo Bichare Khush Ho Jaan Ge.

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Banta: Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko Kya Dena Chahiye? Santa: Birla Cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa: Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hai.

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Best Punishment Dat U Can Give 2 Male.. Giv Him A Mobile With A Set Of Girls Phone No.s Put Him In A Place Where Theres No Netwrk...

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Difference Between Good Girl Bad Girl Good Girl Open A Few Buttons In Hot Atmosphere But Bad Girl Open All Button To Make The Atmosphere Hot..

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Boy (to Girl): What's There In Between Your Legs? Girl: H**l! And What's There In Between Your Legs? Boy: A Sinner, Who Wants To Go To H**l.

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Girl To A Tattoo Artist: How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing An Animal Just Above My Knee? Artist: -£100 For Tiger,rabit And Lion, But Girraffe Is Free....

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I Have Got The Most Sexy, Witty, Creative, Intelligent Wife In The World.just Hope Her Husband Doesn`t Know About It.

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An Adult Is A Person Who Stopped Growing Everywhere Except In The Middle:-d

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