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Skin Meets Skin When Is That The Skin Meets Skin, Hair Meets Hair N Balls Disappear.. Dirty Mind Its When U Blink Ur Eyes...

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Ek Kisan Luta Pita Gaon Me Lauta.. Sab Ne Pucha Kya Hua? Kisan:shaher Me Anaj Bech Raha Tha Gehun Le Lo,gehun Le Lo.. Kamino Ne Samajh Liya Gay Hoon Le Lo.

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You Don't Know The Meaning Of The Word Fear - But Then Again You Don't Know The Meaning Of Most Words.

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In A Bar 1 Guy Says 2 Another I Slept Wid Ur Mom Last Nite D Whole Bar Was Waiting 4 D Other Guy's Response. He Laughs & Says, Lets Go Home Dad, U R Drunk...

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Lady Teacher-evry Body Will Rite Their Lovr's Name On Sheet... Aftr 5 Seconds-boyz Completed Mam.. . . .. . Girls-one More Sheet Plzz.........

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Teacher: Why Are You Late? Student: My Dad Told Me To Take Our Cow To Bull. Teacher(angrily): Can't Your Dad To It? Student: No, Only Bull Can Do It....

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Boy (to Girl): What's There In Between Your Legs? Girl: H**l! And What's There In Between Your Legs? Boy: A Sinner, Who Wants To Go To H**l.

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Husband And Wife Were Watchin A Boxin Match On Tv. Husband- Disgusting!!! It Was All Over In 2 Min.. Wife- Atleast Now U Kniow How I Feel !!!

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A Very Sxy And Attractive Female Employee Meets Her Boss N Says: Sir,will U Remove Somthing From My Brsts? Boss:wow,wats That? Girl:ur Eyes,sir.......

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The Animals Of A Jungle Have Decided To Hold A Meeting. The Lion ,tiger Elephant, Monkey Has Come.. But The Meeting Hasnt Started. Guess Why ? Because The Donke...

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2 Teenage Girls In A Changing Room.. Talking About Their Private Parts... 1st Girl-don't You Have Hairs On Your P****y?? The 2nd Girl Replied- Dear Have U Ev...

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Bite The Neck Gently,chew The Breast Softly,spread The Legs Slowly,suck The Juice Excitingly,that Is The Way To Eat...tandoori Chicken! :-)...

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A Man Had I Love You Tattooed On His Dick. He Went Home And Proudly Showed His Wife. There You Go Again, Trying To Put Words Into My Mouth, She Said.

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A Notice In A Factory For Girl Workers. If Your Skirt Is Long, Protect Yourself From Machines At Work.. If It Is Short, Protect Yourself From Men At Work...

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I May Nt Be Pefect Bt Parts Of Mine Are Really Awesome........

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Kya Aap Bor Ho Rahe Hain Kuch Karne Ka Mann Ho Raha Hai?tochain Kholohaath Andar Dalo,bag Se Book Nikal Kar Padho....

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Colour Of Underwear Reflects Your Mood: Red - Wild, Black - Sexy, Blue - Romantic, Pink - Seductive White - Calm, Yellow - Time To Change Your Undre...

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A Man Can Kiss His Wife Goodbye.a Flower Can Kiss A Butterfly.wine Can Kiss A Frosted Glass.but U My Friend Can Kiss My Ass! So The World Needs You After All!

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Jab Dekhu Toh Dil Karta Pakad Lu; Jab Pakad Lu Toh Dil Karta Daba Du; Jab Daba Du Toh Dil Karta Chhuus Lu; Kyon Ki Saal Mein Ek Baar Jo Aata Hai'aam'ka Maussam

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Clouds R White But The Sky Is Blue,monkey Like U Should B Kept In The Zoo, Dont Get Angry Ull Find Me There Too,not In The Cage But Laughing At U. Ha! Ha! Hav ...

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If You Were My Homework I'd Do You Everyday In Every Possible Way.

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Scientists In The Us Proved That People Who Do Not Perform Well In Bed And Who Have Difficulties To Come Hold Their Mobile In Their Right Hand

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Undino Kafi Darr Lagta Thanachnaganakhelnakudnauffbahar Janagilapan Ka Darrphir Muje Milabas 20 Rs Memobile Coverab Barish K Dino Me Bhi Azadi!!!!...

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Height Of Patriotism: A Girl Watching Cricket Match Had Painted The National Flag On Her Face... An Intelligent Boy Kissed And Said I Love India................

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Mallika's T-shirt Had A Picture Of A Car Mirror On It. Guess,what Was Written On It..objects Behind D Mirror R Larger Than They Appear

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Daughter: Mom, Kya Yeh Sach Hai Ki Ladke Jahan Apna L*nd Dalte Hain, Bachha Wahin Se Nikalta Hai? Mom: Haan. Daughter: Oh My God! To Kya Mera Bachha Mere Muh ...

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A Couple Had A Fight One Night Going To Bed Husband Says: Good Night Mother Of My 3 Kids. Wife Replied: Good Night Father Of None.

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Once Hijackers Hijacked A Kingfisher Plane And Instruct All Air Hostess To Lay Down On Floor Removing Their Uniform... . . . An Air-hostess Asked..sir, Is This...

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Mother, To Her Teenage Daughter, - I Think Its Right Time, We Should Talk About S*x. Daughter: Sure Mom, What Do You Want To Know?

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Collage Teacher:if Anyone Is Caught In The Girls Dorm Once Its A Fine Of $100 ... If They Are Caught Twice $250 And Three Costs $400! Random Male Studant: How ...

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Lady Doc: Tum Roz Subah Clinic Ke Bahar Khade Ho Kar Auraton Ko Kyon Ghoorte Ho? Boy: Ji Aap Hi Ne Bahar Likha Hai: Auraton Ko Dekhne Ka Samay 9am-11am

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School Mein Bachche Ke Papa Ne Teacher Se Kaha: Madam Ji Thodi Aap Koshish Karo, Thodi Hum Karte Hain, Bachcha To Nikal Hi Jayega...!

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Wives R Incoming Calls, Lovers R Outgoing Calls, Aunties R Toll-free Calls, Callgirls R Roaming Calls, Neighbour Girls R Missed Calls....

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A Boy Wanted To Know The Age Of His Girl Friend. So He Askd Boy: Dear Whats Ur Birth Date? Girl: 4th November. Boy: Which Year? Girl: Oh..every Year. :d

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Today Its Cool To Have Small Cars And Small Computers.soon It Will Be Cool To Have A Small Penis Too.then You My Friend Will Be The Man!!

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Bazaar Wali Nazuk Si,office Wali Naram Naram,mohallay Wali Patli Si,ghar Wali Garma Garam,wese Aap Kahan Ki Roti Pasand Kartay Ho??...

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Why Do Guys Always Have To Say: I'm Going To Court You Now For You To Be My Girl.isn't It Nicer To Say: Just Love Me Now And Be My Girl And I'll Court You Fore...

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One Sardar Love With A Nurse. He Writes Love Letter. He Writes,i Love You Sister.

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A Lot Of Aunties Crowded At A Bookshop Due To A Typing Mistake In Bookshop's Advertisement Which Was... . . . Special Offer: Get New B***s (books) In Exchange O...

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Kissing Is Like Real Estate. The Most Important Thing Is Location, Location, N Location! ?

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