Naughty Messages

A Man Had I Love You Tattooed On His Dick. He Went Home And Proudly Showed His Wife. There You Go Again, Trying To Put Words Into My Mouth, She Said.

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Ts The Thing That Satisfies Your Mind, Body Soul! Do It On Bed, On A Sofa, In The Car Or Anywhere! Its Called Prayer! God Bless Your Naughty Mind!...

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Everyone Helps A Girl Removing Her Cloths During Or Before S*x... But Nobody Helps Her In Putting Her Cloths Back After S*x Moral: Once You Are F**k**d No B...

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Ques: Why Do Boys Run Faster Than Girls? . . . . Think Like An Engineer. . . Answer: Because Boys Have A 2 Ball-bearings In Between Their Legs To Reduce Frict...

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Wives R Incoming Calls, Lovers R Outgoing Calls, Aunties R Toll-free Calls, Callgirls R Roaming Calls, Neighbour Girls R Missed Calls....

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A Cat And A Rooster Sat By A Lake, The Cat Fell In The Lake, The Rooster Laughed! Lesson: When There's A Wet Pussy, There's A Happy Cock!

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Love Is A Gamble, S*x Is A Game, Boyz Do The Thing Girls Get The Blame, 1 Night In Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 1 Day In Hospital And A Junior Needs A Name...

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Was Born Smart & Handsome, But What The Hell Happend To You?

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How Is S*x Related To Math? Add Two Person And A Bed Subtract Cloths Divide The Legs Multiply The Strokes And The Result Is Satisf***tion..haha!!!!!!!!!!...

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I Have Got The Most Sexy, Witty, Creative, Intelligent Wife In The World.just Hope Her Husband Doesn`t Know About It.

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Husband And Wife Were Watchin A Boxin Match On Tv. Husband- Disgusting!!! It Was All Over In 2 Min.. Wife- Atleast Now U Kniow How I Feel !!!

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Never Reject A Girl In Life Bcoz A Gud Girl Gives U Happiness And Bad Girls Gives U Experience.. Both R Essential In Life.so Enjoy Every Girl Friend!!...

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The 50-year-old Woman Phoned Up Her 60-year-old Husband.... Darling, Its A Miracle, The Doctor Says Im Pregnant, Isnt That Wonderful? Youre Going To Be A Fat...

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Mirrors Should Be Able To Think Before Reflecting The Images..

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Wife:mai America Ja Rahi Hu Aapke Liye Kya Gift Laau. Husband:1american Ladki! . . Wife Wapas Aayi Husband Ne Gift Manga . . . Wife:bas 9 Mahine Intzar ...

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When An Apple Is Green, Its Ready To Pluck. When A Girl In Eighteen, She Is Ready To... Vote. You Dirty Mind, Elections Are Near, But I Kno...

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Havin A Friend So Sweet So Caring So True So Sincere Is A Treasure! So I Can't Juz Imagine How Lucky U R Having Me! Ow! I Mean... Me Having U!...

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Kiss's R Blown + Kiss's R Wasted Kiss's Rnt Kiss's Unless They R Tasted, Kiss's Spread Germz + Germz Hated, So Kiss Me Babe Im Vacinated!

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A Man Had I Love You Tattooed On His D**k. He Went Home And Proudly Showed His Wife. There You Go Again, Trying To Put Words Into My Mouth, She Said.

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I Bet When You Go To The Zoo You Have To Buy Two Tickets: One To Get In And Another To Get Out.

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How Do Cricket Commetator Define N***d Girl? No Cover No Xtra Cover 2 Silly Points 2fine Legs 1deep Galli Little Grass On D Pitch Its Really Wonderful 2 Bat......

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A Man Was Looking At A Painting For A Long Time Of A N***d Woman With Leaves Covering The Body, He Was Asked What He Was Doing And He Answered Waiting For Autu...

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Girl & Boy Were Having Sex. Girl: Darling, I Want You To Kiss My Lips! Boy: Sure, Which 1 Would You Prefer First, Lower Lip Or Upper Lip? Girl: Middle ...

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In A Bar 1 Guy Says 2 Another I Slept Wid Ur Mom Last Nite D Whole Bar Was Waiting 4 D Other Guy's Response. He Laughs Says, Lets Go Home Dad, U R Drunk...

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Bazaar Wali Nazuk Si,office Wali Naram Naram,mohallay Wali Patli Si,ghar Wali Garma Garam,wese Aap Kahan Ki Roti Pasand Kartay Ho??...

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What Happened 2 Ur Mobile? I Was Trying 2 Call U But I Got This Msg: Welcome 2 Da Jungle Network, Da Monkey U R Tring 2 Call Is On Tree Plz Try Later....

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Best Punishment Dat U Can Give 2 Male.. Giv Him A Mobile With A Set Of Girls Phone No.s Put Him In A Place Where Theres No Netwrk...

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Bank Or Bra Me Kya Samanta Hai? Bata Sakte Ho? Socho? Nahi Pata? Dono Me Jitna Jyada Maal Hoga Utna Jyada Interest Aayega.

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Jad Aapji Da Janam Hoya Te Tusi Nange Si Te Cheekan Maar Rahe Si, Te Hun Jad Tusi Nange Hunde Ho Te Koi Hor Cheekan Marda Hai. Sab Time-time Di Gal Hai!

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Do You Like Maths, If So Add A Bed, Subtract Ur Clothes, Divide Your Legs And Can We Multiply?

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I May Nt Be Pefect Bt Parts Of Mine Are Really Awesome........

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In An Exam A Student Wasn't Prepared For It.... He Left The Page Blank And At The Bottom Drew Flowers And Wrote.... In The Memory Of My Memory,which Recently P...

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Lady1: How Come Your Husband Is Always Home On Time? Lady2: I Have Made A Simple Rule. Sex Will Be At 9pm, Whether You Are Here Or Not.

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Girl: Will You Love Me After Marriage Also? Boy: This Depends On Your Husband, If He Allows Me.

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Teacher: Name Some Films That Have Almost Same Stories? Pappu: Madam, Blue Films.

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Wat's The Diff Between Pulling A Curtain And A Panty? Ans: When U Pull A Curtain, It Means Tat The Show Is Over But When U Pull A Panty The Show Begins..

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Met A Girl The Other Day Who Has A Seashell Tattooed On Her Inner Thigh. It's Amazing, If You Put Your Ear To It You Can Smell The Sea!

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Pappu, While Filling Up A Form: Dad, What Should I Write For Mother Tongue.? Santa: Very Long!

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Lady Doc: Tum Roz Subah Clinic Ke Bahar Khade Ho Kar Auraton Ko Kyon Ghoorte Ho? Boy: Ji Aap Hi Ne Bahar Likha Hai: Auraton Ko Dekhne Ka Samay 9am-11am

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Jesus Says To John Come Forth Ill Give You Eternal Life. John Came Fifth He Won A Toaster

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