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You Don't Know The Meaning Of The Word Fear - But Then Again You Don't Know The Meaning Of Most Words.

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You Don't Know The Meaning Of The Word Fear - But Then Again You Don't Know The Meaning Of Most Words.

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1 Day As I Came Home Early From Work, I Saw A Guy Jogging Naked. I Said To The Guy, Hey Buddy, Why Are You Doing That? He Said, Because You Came Home Early....

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Wife Asked His Husband How Many Women He Had Slept With. Husband Proudly Replies, Only You Darling, With Others I Was Awake!!

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Teacher: Name Some Films That Have Almost Same Stories? Pappu: Madam, Blue Films.

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A Husband Stung Bye Bee.. On His Panes.. And Its Become Swollen,. His Wife Prayed On God May U Remove Of The Pain And Leave The Size Hehehe...

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Havin A Friend So Sweet So Caring So True So Sincere Is A Treasure! So I Can't Juz Imagine How Lucky U R Having Me! Ow! I Mean... Me Having U!...

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If You Read This Sms,you Owe Me 1 Hug...if You Delete It You Owe Me 1 Kizz..if You Keep It,you Owe Me 1 Love..if Reply It,you Owe Me Everything,but If You Silen...

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Tc Fined Ticketless Girlschudidar Girl Was Fined Rs100skirt Girl Rs50mini Skirt Girl Rs25next Girl Was Fined Rs0why?u Naughtyshe Had Ticket......

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2 Teenage Girls In A Changing Room.. Talking About Their Private Parts... 1st Girl-don't You Have Hairs On Your P****y?? The 2nd Girl Replied- Dear Have U Ev...

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Husband-shall V Try A Different Position 2nite Wife-xcellent Idea,u Stand At Da Sink Wash Da Dishes I'll Lie On D Sofa Watch Dtv

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Why Are Egyptian Children Always Confused? Because After Death, Their Daddy Becomes A Mummy.

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When A Man Talks Dirty 2 A Women, Its Sexual Harassment, When A Women Talks Dirty 2 A Man, Its $$$ Per Minute!

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A Man Was Looking At A Painting For A Long Time Of A N***d Woman With Leaves Covering The Body, He Was Asked What He Was Doing And He Answered Waiting For Autu...

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Mobile Phones Are The Only Things In Live Of Which Men Talk About Having The Smallest.

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Wat's The Diff Between Pulling A Curtain And A Panty? Ans: When U Pull A Curtain, It Means Tat The Show Is Over But When U Pull A Panty The Show Begins..

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Most Interesting Line Written On The Front Of T-shirt Of A Girl, . . . . . . . Excuse Me ! My Face Is Above Dirty...

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Kissing Is Like Real Estate.the Most Important Thing Islocation,location,n Location! ?

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A Girl Called Me One Day And Said There Is No One At The Home,come Over Quickly I Went Her Home And Found That There Is No One At The Home...

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A Man Said 2 His Doctor 'everytime I Look In The Mirror I Get An Erection' The Doctor Said 'that's Because U Look Like A Cunt!

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A Man Can Kiss His Wife Goodbye.a Flower Can Kiss A Butterfly.wine Can Kiss A Frosted Glass.but U My Friend Can Kiss My Ass! So The World Needs You After All!

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Jesus Says To John Come Forth Ill Give You Eternal Life. John Came Fifth He Won A Toaster

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Difference B/w Panties Of 1970 2000 :- In The 70's You Had To Pull Down Panties To See The Buttocks,in 2000, You Have To Seperate The Buttocks To See The Panti...

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Pehle Hath Pephir Hont Pephir Aankh Pephir Gaal Peaur Phir Naak Pe?..?kissqadar Machar Tang Karty Hain Na Jab Bijlee Nahi Hoti...!!...

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Got A Gift 4 U, No Cost, No Batteries Required, Tax Free, Performs Silently, Extremely Personal, Fully Returnable. Its A Hug From Me 2 U

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Judge: You Are Accused Of Rape, So U R Fined Rs.11461, Man:mylord Why Exactly Rs11461? Judge:rs.10000 For Rape4 Vat, 10.2 Entertainment Tax

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Buy A Scooty.....pick Up A Beauty,drink A Frooty.... Take Her To Ooty,remove Her Nighty...do Ur Duty.,after 9 Months ... Get A Cuty-.

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How Is S*x Related To Math? Add Two Person And A Bed Subtract Cloths Divide The Legs Multiply The Strokes And The Result Is Satisf***tion..haha!!!!!!!!!!...

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When I Was Young I Begged God For A Bike, But God Does Not Work That Way... So I Stole A Bike And Begged For Forgiveness!

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I'm Popey The Sailorman, I'm Member Of The Klu Klux Clan, When I Pull The Triger, I Kill A Fuc***g Nigger. I'm Popey The Sailor Man, Toet Toet.

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Santa: I Gave A Moving Performance In Singing.banta: What Do You Mean By Moving Performance?santa: Everyone Moved Out Of Theatre.

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Jinke Pass Hai Wo Haat Me Leke Hilate Hai.jinke Pass Nahi Hai Wo Ungali Dalke Kam Chalate Hai...bolo Kya? Dirty Mind?it Is Tooth Brush

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Girl-ur Name? Boy-black Lion.. Gal-r U Joking.? Boy-no, It Means Kaalu Singh. And Urs.? Gal-soft Underwear.. Boy- R U Joking.? Gal-no, It Means Komal Chadda :)...

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Q - What Is The Difference Between Mother Wife ? A - One Woman Brings U Into This World Crying... The Other Ensures U Continue To Do So...

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Teacher Name 5 Animals Those Live In Water Student Frog Teacher Other 4 Student His Mom,dad,brother And Sister!

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Kabhi Raaty Main Leti Hun, Kabhi Din Mai Leti Hun, Jab Bhi Jarurat Pade, Prabhu Ka Naam Leti Hun..

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Today Its Cool To Have Small Cars And Small Computers.soon It Will Be Cool To Have A Small Penis Too.then You My Friend Will Be The Man!!

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Girl: What Do You Like In Me? Boy: Those Who White Big Balls Having Black Dots In It. Girl: Whattt??? Boy: Yes I Like Your Eyes. Its Really Beautiful .....

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The 50-year-old Woman Phoned Up Her 60-year-old Husband.... Darling, Its A Miracle, The Doctor Says Im Pregnant, Isnt That Wonderful? Youre Going To Be A Fat...

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