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Girl To A Tattoo Artist: How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing An Animal Just Above My Knee? Artist: -£100 For Tiger,rabit And Lion, But Girraffe Is Free....

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Q: Whats The Difference Between A Computer And A Woman? A: A Computer Doesn't Laugh At A 3� Inch Floppy.

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When I Was Young I Begged God For A Bike, But God Does Not Work That Way... So I Stole A Bike And Begged For Forgiveness!

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He Came At Night. Explored My Body. Got On Top Of Me, Touched Me, He Bit Me. Sucked Swalowe When He Satisfied He Was Left I Was Heart Blood Mosquitoo...

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Q: What Is The Similarity Between Playboy Magazine National Geographic?a: U Will See A Lot Of Great Places Where U Can Never Reach !!!

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Mobile Phones Are The Only Things In Live Of Which Men Talk About Having The Smallest.

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Im Not Under D Affluence Of Incohol As Some Tinkle Peep.im Not Half As Thunk As U Drink.i Fool So Feelish And Da Drunker I Stand Here Da Longer I Get

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!@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$ ##@#&*&?}::_++_)*(^%$##$% Aakhe Faad Ke Kya Dekh Rahe Ho Jaki Chan Ka Sms Aya Tha Forward Kar Diya

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Jeeto: Yelled At Santa: U're Gonna B Really Sorry! I'm Going To Leave You! Santa: Make Up Ur Mind! Which One Is It Gonna Be?

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Once Hijackers Hijacked A Kingfisher Plane And Instruct All Air Hostess To Lay Down On Floor Removing Their Uniform... . . . An Air-hostess Asked..sir, Is This...

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One Sardar Love With A Nurse. He Writes Love Letter. He Writes,i Love You Sister.

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Im Not Under D Affluence Of Incohol As Some Tinkle Peep.im Not Half As Thunk As U Drink.i Fool So Feelish And Da Drunker I Stand Here Da Longer I Get

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There Are 3 Chambers In My Heart. 1 For Allah 1 For Abboo 1 For Ammee Oh Wat About U Dear? Sorry No Place 4 U In My Heart!!!!!!!!!!! Bcoz You Are My Hea...

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U R So Seet! W W S Eet! S Eet! W W S Eet! S Eetw! Sewet! W Seet! Ws Eet! Swe Et! Leave It Dude, It Doesnt Fit On U....

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Ek Kisan Luta Pita Gaon Me Lauta.. Sab Ne Pucha Kya Hua? Kisan:shaher Me Anaj Bech Raha Tha Gehun Le Lo,gehun Le Lo.. Kamino Ne Samajh Liya Gay Hoon Le Lo.

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There Is: Hot-sex, Fast-sex, Cuddle-sex, Safe-sex, Group-sex, Sm-sex, Telephone-sex, Cyber-sex, And For People Like You: No Sex.

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Please Turn Your Mobile Phone Upside Down Now!!! Hurry

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What Happened 2 Ur Mobile? I Was Trying 2 Call U But I Got This Msg: Welcome 2 Da Jungle Network, Da Monkey U R Tring 2 Call Is On Tree Plz Try Later....

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Jinke Pass Hai Wo Haat Me Leke Hilate Hai.jinke Pass Nahi Hai Wo Ungali Dalke Kam Chalate Hai...bolo Kya? Dirty Mind?it Is Tooth Brush

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Q:whats The Difference Between Magnets And Women A: Magnets Have A Positive Side

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He Came At Night, Explored My Body, Got On Top Of Me, Touched Me, He Bit, Sucked, Swalowd, When He Was Satisfyed, He Left, I Was Hurt...

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Kissing At Top....fingering At Middle...firing At Bottom ...yes Your Rightcigarette'smoking Is Injurious To Health'...

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If You Were My Homework I'd Do You Everyday In Every Possible Way.

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I've Learned That You Cannot Make Someone Love You. All You Can Do Is Stalk Them And Hope They Panic And Give In. =)

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Girl: If My Right Leg Was Your Lunch, And My Left Leg Was Your Dinner, What Will You Prefer? Boy: . . . I Love The Snack Between Meals!...

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A Man And A Woman Started To Have S*x In The Middle Of A Dark Forest. After 15 Minutes Of This, The Man Finally Gets Up And Says, D**n, I Wish I Had A Flash...

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Kissing Is Like Real Estate.the Most Important Thing Islocation,location,n Location! ?

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A Man Can Kiss His Wife Goodbye.a Flower Can Kiss A Butterfly.wine Can Kiss A Frosted Glass.but U My Friend Can Kiss My Ass! So The World Needs You After All!

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Question : Why Do Girls Close Their Eyes While Kissing A Guy? Guess Guess . . . Answer : Girls Can't See Boys Happy.............

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Q. Last But Not Least Secret Of Long Life A. Morning Two Eggs, Evening Two Pegs......and Night Two Legs

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I Am On A Mission Mission To Make U Cute 2 Make U Beautiful 2 Make U Smart 2 Make U Genius In Short Mission Impossible .....

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How Does An Archeologist Tell A Male Skeleton From A Female Skeleton? He Knows Its A Female If The Jawbone Is Worn Down.:-)

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Girl: What Do You Like In Me? Boy: Those Who White Big Balls Having Black Dots In It. Girl: Whattt??? Boy: Yes I Like Your Eyes. Its Really Beautiful .....

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Smoking Efects Lungs Drinking Efects Liver Grls Efect Heart Bt D Most Dangerx One Is: Study, It Effects Brain. Sidha Coma Me Jaoge =p Avoid It -

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Santa: What's Difference Between Man & Superman? Pappu: Man Wears Underwear Under The Trouser & Superman Wears It Over The Trouser.

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1 Day As I Came Home Early From Work, I Saw A Guy Jogging Naked. I Said To The Guy, Hey Buddy, Why Are You Doing That? He Said, Because You Came Home Early....

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A Lady From 2nd Floor Asking A Bananawala: Kaise Diye? Bananawala: Memsaab Aath Mein Bara. Lady: Saat Mein Tera Deta Hai To Oopar Aaja.

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A Nurse Come In Doc's Room. Docs Asks: Why Is Ur One B00b Out Of Ur Shirt? Nurse Ans: Oh! These Medical Students Never Keep The Things At Place After Use....

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(_,_)2 Stay (') Young // +sexy (,)) ) ' ( (_,_)do (,)) ) ' ( (_,_)this // (,)) ) ' ( (_,_)m�re (,)) (_,_) (')'; Often // '; (,)) '...

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A Man Was Traveling In A Train With 3 Babies A Woman Inquired - Do These Babies Belong 2 U? Man: No, I Work In A Condom Factory N These R Customers Complaints....

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