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Girl Boy Were Having S*x. Girl: Darling, I Want You To Kiss My Lips! Boy: Sure, Which 1 Would You Prefer First, Lower Lip Or Upper Lip? Girl: Middle Lips, T...

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Smile Is The 2nd Best Thing U Do With Ur Lips. Ofcourse You Know The First One... :-)

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Bazaar Wali Nazuk Si,office Wali Naram Naram,mohallay Wali Patli Si,ghar Wali Garma Garam,wese Aap Kahan Ki Roti Pasand Kartay Ho??...

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The 50-year-old Woman Phoned Up Her 60-year-old Husband.... Darling, Its A Miracle, The Doctor Says Im Pregnant, Isnt That Wonderful? Youre Going To Be A Fat...

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Make Luv To Ur Galfriend On Valentine Day. She'll Give U Gud News On Mothers` Day N U'll Hv A Child On Children`s Day. Don't Try This On Everybody. U'll Hv Bad ...

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A Man Was Lost Alone On A Island. One Day He Decides 2 Build A Boat Wit Wood, Then A Gal Cums N D Man Uses Wood To Make A Bed. Moral- A Hole Can Chnge Goal....

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One Day There Was This Naked Man And Elephant, The Elephant Looks At The Naked Man For A Few Seconds, Ask The Naked Man, How Can You Breath Through That Little ...

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A N*k*d Girl Enters In A Taxi.... Suddenly Driver Got Shocked On Seeing Her..... Girl : What R U Looking At ??? Don't You Ever Seen A N*k*d Girl ??? Driver :...

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Agr Aapko 18 Saal Ki Larki Jhuk Kar Salam Karyto Aapko Uski Kya Cheez Nazar Aayegi?.....uski Achi Tarbiyat.bhai Hath Jorta Hon Kabhi To Sahi Socha Karo. :-)...

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Two Employees Were Caught N***d And Having S*x In The Office By The Guard... Guard: Aha! Violating Company Rules! Man: What Rule? Guard: Not Wearing Uniform...

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A Good Sermon Should Be Like A Woman's Skirt: Short Enough To Arouse Interest But Long Enough To Cover The Essentials.

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Hi, I Am An Alien And I'm Checking For Some Chicks In Your Phonebook.. Searching.. Searching.. Searching.. Sorry,no Chicks Found! Gay? Conclusion: You Are Gay!...

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I've Been Arrested For Bein The Ugliest Person In Britain, Can U Cum Down The Police Station And Show Them It's A Mistake?

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Kissing Is The Best Practice 4 Lips,it Keeps The Lipswet, Soft, Flexible And Reddish Pink,so Alwayz Keep Kissing Tosweet Children Only.

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Im Not Under D Affluence Of Incohol As Some Tinkle Peep.im Not Half As Thunk As U Drink.i Fool So Feelish And Da Drunker I Stand Here Da Longer I Get

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Most Interesting Line Written On The Front Of T-shirt Of A Girl, . . . . . . . Excuse Me ! My Face Is Above Dirty...

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How Did You Like Your First Day At The Nudist Camp? Asked One Bachelor To His Friend. Well, Replied His Friend, The First Three Days Were The Hardest. :-*

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Two Ladies Talking To Each Other... . . Lady 1: How Come Your Husband Is Coming Home Early Now A Days? Lady 2: Bcoz I Have Started A New Rule. Lady 1: What I...

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Do You Like Maths, If So Add A Bed, Subtract Ur Clothes, Divide Your Legs And Can We Multiply?

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I Have Got The Most Sexy, Witty, Creative, Intelligent Wife In The World.just Hope Her Husband Doesn`t Know About It.

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Girl-ur Name? Boy-black Lion.. Gal-r U Joking.? Boy-no, It Means Kaalu Singh. And Urs.? Gal-soft Underwear.. Boy- R U Joking.? Gal-no, It Means Komal Chadda :)...

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One Day There Was This Naked Man And Elephant, The Elephant Looks At The Naked Man For A Few Seconds, Ask The Naked Man, How Can You Breath Through That Little ...

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A Lot Of Aunties Crowded At A Bookshop Due To A Typing Mistake In Bookshop's Advertisement Which Was... . . . Special Offer: Get New B***s (books) In Exchange O...

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He Came At Night. Explored My Body. Got On Top Of Me, Touched Me, He Bit Me. Sucked Swalowe When He Satisfied He Was Left I Was Heart Blood Mosquitoo...

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One Evening I Will Come 2 Ur Room Lock The Door, Turn Off The Lights, Join U In Bed Ill Come Closer 2 U, My Lips Near Ur Face And Ill Shout, Have A Gr8 Night!!!...

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A Very Sxy And Attractive Female Employee Meets Her Boss N Says: Sir,will U Remove Somthing From My Brsts? Boss:wow,wats That? Girl:ur Eyes,sir.......

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In A Bar 1 Guy Says 2 Another I Slept Wid Ur Mom Last Nite D Whole Bar Was Waiting 4 D Other Guy's Response. He Laughs Says, Lets Go Home Dad, U R Drunk...

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Hair Oil Ki Ad Mein Hair Dikhate Hain, Skin Cream Ki Ad Mein Skin, Toothpaste Me Teeth, Footwears Me Feet, Par Whisper Ki Ad Mein Kuch Nahi Dikhate???? Jaago G...

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At Dis Moment In Time 10 Million People R Having Sex.5 Million People R Drinking Coffee.100 Million People R Sleeping & 1 Stupid Fool Is Reading My Text!pass On...

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Q. Last But Not Least Secret Of Long Life A. Morning Two Eggs, Evening Two Pegs......and Night Two Legs

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Mother Taught Her Son 2 Go Toilet By No 1.open Ur Zip 2.take Out Ur Machine 3.pull D Skin Back 4.do Ur Busines 5.pull D Skin 4ward 6.stop Ur Machine 7.cl...

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A Boy Wanted To Know The Age Of His Girl Friend. So He Askd Boy: Dear Whats Ur Birth Date? Girl: 4th November. Boy: Which Year? Girl: Oh..every Year. :d

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....... Text Written On A Girl Top!!!! * Touch Here If U Dare * Can Make Boneless Things Hard * More Enjoyment Per Liter * Weapons Of Mass Destr...

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Lady Doc: Tum Roz Subah Clinic Ke Bahar Khade Ho Kar Auraton Ko Kyon Ghoorte Ho? Boy: Ji Aap Hi Ne Bahar Likha Hai: Auraton Ko Dekhne Ka Samay 9am-11am

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He Came At Night, Exposed My Body, Got On Top Of Me, Touched Me, He Bit, Sucked, Swallowed, When He Was Satisfied, He Left I Was Hurt . . . Bloody Mosquito !...

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It�s Short Thing, Gets Longer When U Hold It, And Pass Between Women Breasts, And Enters Into A Hole. What Is It? Car Seat Belt, You Dirty Mind....

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Daughter: Mom, Kya Yeh Sach Hai Ki Ladke Jahan Apna L*nd Dalte Hain, Bachha Wahin Se Nikalta Hai? Mom: Haan. Daughter: Oh My God! To Kya Mera Bachha Mere Muh ...

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I Really Deeply Wish Dat U R Here With Me In My Room. On My Bed Lights Is Off We Get Under The Cover Together.. 2 Show U My Glow In The Dark Watch....

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Meaning Of Women? . . . . . Want One Man For Every Night

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( ') / / In Love ! / / ( ) ) , ( ') Engaged / , ' ( ) ) Married , - - . ( ) )'(, )

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