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Which Part... Of A Man's Body Has No Bone Full Of Veins Loves Pumping And Responsible 4 Making Love! Answer: Heart!!! But I Luv The Way U Think....

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Buy A Scooty.....pick Up A Beauty,drink A Frooty.... Take Her To Ooty,remove Her Nighty...do Ur Duty.,after 9 Months ... Get A Cuty-.

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Kissing Is Like Real Estate.the Most Important Thing Islocation,location,n Location! ?

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Q: Whats The Difference Between A Computer And A Woman? A: A Computer Doesn't Laugh At A 3� Inch Floppy.

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Sounds Women Make During S3x. 1) Asthmatic Ah.ahh.ah..ah. 2) Obedient Yes.yes..yes. 3) Unsatisfied More. More More. 4) Religious Oh God. Oh God....

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Hey Dude Congrats! Heard U Got Selected As The First Male Model For Whisper Advertisement. Why Should Girls Have All The Fun.

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Difference B/w Panties Of 1970 2000 :- In The 70's You Had To Pull Down Panties To See The Buttocks,in 2000, You Have To Seperate The Buttocks To See The Panti...

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Never Reject A Girl In Life Bcoz A Gud Girl Gives U Happiness And Bad Girls Gives U Experience.. Both R Essential In Life.so Enjoy Every Girl Friend!!...

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An Adult Is A Person Who Stopped Growing Everywhere Except In The Middle:-d

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A Boy Wanted To Know The Age Of His Girl Friend. So He Askd Boy: Dear Whats Ur Birth Date? Girl: 4th November. Boy: Which Year? Girl: Oh..every Year. :d

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Best Punishment Dat U Can Give 2 Male.. Giv Him A Mobile With A Set Of Girls Phone No.s Put Him In A Place Where Theres No Netwrk...

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Undino Kafi Darr Lagta Thanachnaganakhelnakudnauffbahar Janagilapan Ka Darrphir Muje Milabas 20 Rs Memobile Coverab Barish K Dino Me Bhi Azadi!!!!...

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A Cat And A Rooster Sat By A Lake, The Cat Fell In The Lake, The Rooster Laughed! Lesson: When There's A Wet Pussy, There's A Happy Cock!

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A Man And A Woman Started To Have S*x In The Middle Of A Dark Forest. After 15 Minutes Of This, The Man Finally Gets Up And Says, D**n, I Wish I Had A Flash...

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Jesus Says To John Come Forth Ill Give You Eternal Life. John Came Fifth He Won A Toaster

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A Man Had I Love You Tattooed On His Dick. He Went Home And Proudly Showed His Wife. There You Go Again, Trying To Put Words Into My Mouth, She Said.

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Question : Why Do Girls Close Their Eyes While Kissing A Guy? Guess Guess . . . Answer : Girls Can't See Boys Happy.............

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Daughter: Mummy That Man Gave Me 10 Rupees To Climb That Tree. Mother: Stupid !he Wanted To See Ur Panty. Daughter: I Am Clever I Din't Wear Any Of Them....

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A Solid N Nice Quote By Mother Teresa For All Naughty Boys -_ Love Ur Friends, Not Their Sisters.,_love Ur Sisters, Not Their Friends..got It.....

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Teacher: Name Some Films That Have Almost Same Stories? Pappu: Madam, Blue Films.

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One Day There Was This Naked Man And Elephant, The Elephant Looks At The Naked Man For A Few Seconds, Ask The Naked Man, How Can You Breath Through That Little ...

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I Bet When You Go To The Zoo You Have To Buy Two Tickets: One To Get In And Another To Get Out.

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Hi, I Am An Alien And I'm Checking For Some Chicks In Your Phonebook.. Searching.. Searching.. Searching.. Sorry,no Chicks Found! Gay? Conclusion: You Are Gay!...

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Was Born Smart & Handsome, But What The Hell Happend To You?

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Im Not Under D Affluence Of Incohol As Some Tinkle Peep.im Not Half As Thunk As U Drink.i Fool So Feelish And Da Drunker I Stand Here Da Longer I Get

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Good Boys/girls Blush During Naughty Scenes In Movies.... Bad Boys/girls Smile Because They Know They Can Do Better.... Stop Smiling Now... :-)...

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Girl: What Do You Like In Me? Boy: Those Who White Big Balls Having Black Dots In It. Girl: Whattt??? Boy: Yes I Like Your Eyes. Its Really Beautiful .....

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Richman To Poor Man- How-come Ur Pe**s So Big? .. .. .. Poor Man-replied: Bcoz In My Childhood I Had No Other Toys To Play!!!!...

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2 Lovers Plan To Suicide. Boy Jumped First, Girl Closed Her Eyes Return Back Saying Love Is Blind. Boy In Air Opened His Parachute Saying Love Never Dies....

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Sounds Women Make During Sex. 1) Asthmatic - Ah.ahh.ah..ah. 2) Obedient - Yes.yes..yes. 3) Unsatisfied - More. More...more. 4) Religious - Oh God. Oh ...

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When A Man Talks Dirty 2 A Women, Its Sexual Harassment, When A Women Talks Dirty 2 A Man, Its $$$ Per Minute!

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Breaking News Of Katrina Katrina Is Now High Voltage.... All Man Including Salman Open His Pant To ............ But They Failed It Was Too Small...

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A Boy Wanted To Know The Age Of His Girl Friend. So He Asked Boy: Dear Whats Ur Birth Date? Girl: 4th November. Boy: Which Year? Girl: Oh..every Year. :d

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I've Learned That You Cannot Make Someone Love You. All You Can Do Is Stalk Them And Hope They Panic And Give In.

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A Notice In A Factory For Girl Workers. If Your Skirt Is Long, Protect Yourself From Machines At Work.. If It Is Short, Protect Yourself From Men At Work...

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahihihihihihihihihih Ihihihihihihihihihihihihihohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho Nothing Special My Friend, Just Your Face Come In ...

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Kissing Is Like Real Estate. The Most Important Thing Is Location, Location, N Location! ?

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Why Do Guys Always Have To Say: I'm Going To Court You Now For You To Be My Girl.isn't It Nicer To Say: Just Love Me Now And Be My Girl And I'll Court You Fore...

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I Really Deeply Wish Dat U R Here With Me In My Room. On My Bed Lights Is Off We Get Under The Cover Together.. 2 Show U My Glow In The Dark Watch....

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Kissing At Top....fingering At Middle...firing At Bottom ...yes Your Rightcigarette'smoking Is Injurious To Health'...

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