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Jesus Says To John Come Forth Ill Give You Eternal Life. John Came Fifth He Won A Toaster

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Once There Lived A S**y Woman Who Has No Husband... But Every Night She Enjoyed.. . . . . . . . . . Her Dinner!! Don't Expect Non-veg Msg's From Me..coz I M A...

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Banta: Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko Kya Dena Chahiye? Santa: Birla Cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa: Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hai.

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Santa Banta Zid Kar Rahe C Monkey Dekhan Di... So Tuhade Ghar Da Address Dita Hai. Yaar 2-4 Tapusian Maar Ke Dikha Deo Bichare Khush Ho Jaan Ge.

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Press Down. Down More Deeper More Yes Ahh Ohh Yes Almost There! Ooh Baby Faster Harder Feel Good? Mmmm That's Textual Intercourse...

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A Man Was Looking At A Painting For A Long Time Of A Naked Woman With Leaves Covering The Body, He Was Asked What He Was Doing And He Answered - Waiting For Aut...

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Jad Aapji Da Janam Hoya Te Tusi Nange Si Te Cheekan Maar Rahe Si, Te Hun Jad Tusi Nange Hunde Ho Te Koi Hor Cheekan Marda Hai. Sab Time-time Di Gal Hai!

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A Solid N Nice Quote By Mother Teresa For All Naughty Boys -_ Love Ur Friends, Not Their Sisters.,_love Ur Sisters, Not Their Friends..got It.....

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Please Turn Your Mobile Phone Upside Down Now!!! Hurry

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A Man Was Traveling In A Train With 3 Babies A Woman Inquired - Do These Babies Belong 2 U? Man: No, I Work In A Condom Factory N These R Customers Complaints....

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S*x Is Like Art. Most Of It Is Pretty Bad, And The Good Stuff Is Out Of Your Price Range.

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Three Ways Of Fast Communication 1: Television 2: Telephone 3: Tell-a-women .......

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Daughter: Mom, Kya Yeh Sach Hai Ki Ladke Jahan Apna L*nd Dalte Hain, Bachha Wahin Se Nikalta Hai? Mom: Haan. Daughter: Oh My God! To Kya Mera Bachha Mere Muh ...

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Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girlfrnd.. If You Don't Wanna See Me Smoking,then You Better Find Other Ways To Keep My Lips Busy..

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. (') (') / / / / (') )/ / O (') .' )/ / Oo (') ( '.' )/ / Oo (') Hello! ( '.' )/ / ( . )geeh Som1's Got A Dirty Mind!...

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I've Learned That You Cannot Make Someone Love You. All You Can Do Is Stalk Them And Hope They Panic And Give In. =)

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Im Not Under D Affluence Of Incohol As Some Tinkle Peep.im Not Half As Thunk As U Drink.i Fool So Feelish And Da Drunker I Stand Here Da Longer I Get

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14 Boys Proposed To A Girl... : 12 Came With Roses : 1 Came With A Ring ... That's Confidence !! : Another Boy Cam With ..... : Honeymoon Tickets... That's Ove...

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A Nurse Come In Doc's Room. Docs Asks: Why Is Ur One B00b Out Of Ur Shirt? Nurse Ans: Oh! These Medical Students Never Keep The Things At Place After Use....

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The World Thinnest Book Has Only One Word Written In It Everything And The Book Is Titled By What Woman Want

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2 Lovers Plan To Suicide. Boy Jumped First, Girl Closed Her Eyes Return Back Saying Love Is Blind. Boy In Air Opened His Parachute Saying Love Never Dies....

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She Saw My Face But 4got To Luk Into My Heart... I Tried Lookin Into Her Heart, Bt I Couldnt See It B'coz . . . Her B***s Were Just Awesome......

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An Adult Nurse Came 4 The Interview. Dr: What Salary U Expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr Was Overjoyed Said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With Pleasure Its 25,000...

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Husband And Wife Were Watchin A Boxin Match On Tv. Husband- Disgusting!!! It Was All Over In 2 Min.. Wife- Atleast Now U Kniow How I Feel !!!

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What Did The Hurricane Say To The Palm Tree? Hold On To Your Nuts. This Is No Ordinary Blow Job!

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Man Teases His Ex-wife's New Husband: So, Dude How Was The Second-hand Stuff? New Husband: Not Bad. After The First 3 Inches, She Was Brand New.

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If You Read This Sms,you Owe Me 1 Hug...if You Delete It You Owe Me 1 Kizz..if You Keep It,you Owe Me 1 Love..if Reply It,you Owe Me Everything,but If You Silen...

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Which Part... Of A Man's Body Has No Bone Full Of Veins Loves Pumping And Responsible 4 Making Love! Answer: Heart!!! But I Luv The Way U Think....

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Boy (to Girl): What's There In Between Your Legs? Girl: Hell! And What's There In Between Your Legs? Boy: A Sinner, Who Wants To Go To Hell....

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A Girl Looked At Her P****y She Couldnt Resist And Started Touching It. . She Went Crazy And Rubbed It So Hard That . . Her Puss*y Said Meow And Ran Away !!!!...

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Wives R Incoming Calls, Lovers R Outgoing Calls, Aunties R Toll-free Calls, Callgirls R Roaming Calls, Neighbour Girls R Missed Calls....

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Q. Last But Not Least Secret Of Long Life A. Morning Two Eggs, Evening Two Pegs......and Night Two Legs

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Kissing Is Like Real Estate.the Most Important Thing Islocation,location,n Location! ?

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A Cute New Born Baby Boy Asks D Nrse-do U Hv Mobile? Nrse-ya I Hv Bt Y? Baby-snd Msg 2 God Dat I Rechd Safly N Ask Him 2 Send My Grlfrnd Soon.

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I Have The I.i Have The L.i Have The O.i Have The V.i Have The E... So Pls

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Difference Between Good Girl Bad Girl Good Girl Open A Few Buttons In Hot Atmosphere But Bad Girl Open All Button To Make The Atmosphere Hot..

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Tc Fined Ticketless Girlschudidar Girl Was Fined Rs100skirt Girl Rs50mini Skirt Girl Rs25next Girl Was Fined Rs0why?u Naughtyshe Had Ticket......

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The 50-year-old Woman Phoned Up Her 60-year-old Husband.... Darling, Its A Miracle, The Doctor Says Im Pregnant, Isnt That Wonderful? Youre Going To Be A Fat...

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