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Which Part... Of A Man's Body Has No Bone Full Of Veins Loves Pumping And Responsible 4 Making Love! Answer: Heart!!! But I Luv The Way U Think....

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Kissing Is Like Real Estate.the Most Important Thing Islocation,location,n Location! ?

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Dont Take Things In Wrong Sense When- Dr.says Take Off Your Cloths Dentist Says Open Wide Interior Decorator Says Once Its In You Love It Banker Says If You...

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If You Read This Sms,you Owe Me 1 Hug...if You Delete It You Owe Me 1 Kizz..if You Keep It,you Owe Me 1 Love..if Reply It,you Owe Me Everything,but If You Silen...

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Kiss's R Blown + Kiss's R Wasted Kiss's Rnt Kiss's Unless They R Tasted, Kiss's Spread Germz + Germz Hated, So Kiss Me Babe Im Vacinated!

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Girl & Boy Were Having Sex. Girl: Darling, I Want You To Kiss My Lips! Boy: Sure, Which 1 Would You Prefer First, Lower Lip Or Upper Lip? Girl: Middle ...

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A Man Had I Love You Tattooed On His D**k. He Went Home And Proudly Showed His Wife. There You Go Again, Trying To Put Words Into My Mouth, She Said.

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Schoolgirl: I Do Not Want To Go To The S*x Education Class. Teacher: Why Not? Schoolgirl: Because Someone Told Me The Final Exam Would Be Oral

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You Don't Know The Meaning Of The Word Fear - But Then Again You Don't Know The Meaning Of Most Words.

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Q: Whats The Difference Between A Computer And A Woman? A: A Computer Doesn't Laugh At A 3� Inch Floppy.

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A Man Was Lost Alone On A Island. One Day He Decides 2 Build A Boat Wit Wood, Then A Gal Cums N D Man Uses Wood To Make A Bed. Moral- A Hole Can Chnge Goal....

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Kissing Is The Best Practice 4 Lips,it Keeps The Lipswet, Soft, Flexible And Reddish Pink,so Alwayz Keep Kissing Tosweet Children Only.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Was Born Smart & Handsome, But What The Hell Happend To You?

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One Sardar Love With A Nurse. He Writes Love Letter. He Writes,i Love You Sister.

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A: U R Adorable B: U R Beautiful C: U R Cute D: U R Darling E: U R Excellent F: U R Fabulous Sorry I Don't Have Much Time To Tell A Lie Till Z...............

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Sali: Jija Ji 500 Rs. Dedo, Agley Hafte Doongi... Jija: 1500 Lele Par Abhi De..

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Why Do 90 Percent Of The Girls Have A Bigger Left Breast ?   )    ( ( .)( . )   )     ( Because.... 90 Percent Of The Boys ...

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Husband And Wife Were Watchin A Boxin Match On Tv. Husband- Disgusting!!! It Was All Over In 2 Min.. Wife- Atleast Now U Kniow How I Feel !!!

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On Dinner, Son Asks Father: How Many Kinds Of B***s Are There? Dad: 3 Kinds, In 20s Like Oranges, Round N Firm. In 30-40 Like Pears, Still Nice But Hanging ...

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Im Not Under D Affluence Of Incohol As Some Tinkle Peep.im Not Half As Thunk As U Drink.i Fool So Feelish And Da Drunker I Stand Here Da Longer I Get

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Kissing Is Like Real Estate. The Most Important Thing Is Location, Location, N Location! ?

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Make Luv To Ur Galfriend On Valentine Day. She'll Give U Gud News On Mothers` Day N U'll Hv A Child On Children`s Day. Don't Try This On Everybody. U'll Hv Bad ...

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Lady Doc: Tum Roz Subah Clinic Ke Bahar Khade Ho Kar Auraton Ko Kyon Ghoorte Ho? Boy: Ji Aap Hi Ne Bahar Likha Hai: Auraton Ko Dekhne Ka Samay 9am-11am

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Today Is Handsome Boys Beautiful Girls Day. So Send This Message To Someone Who Looks Beautiful, Smart And Cute. Be Honest. Don't Cheat Like Me.

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Kissing Is Like Real Estate.the Most Important Thing Islocation,location,n Location! ?

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How Is S*x Related To Math? Add Two Person And A Bed Subtract Cloths Divide The Legs Multiply The Strokes And The Result Is Satisf***tion..haha!!!!!!!!!!...

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One Day There Was This Naked Man And Elephant, The Elephant Looks At The Naked Man For A Few Seconds, Ask The Naked Man, How Can You Breath Through That Little ...

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A Man And A Woman Started To Have S*x In The Middle Of A Dark Forest. After 15 Minutes Of This, The Man Finally Gets Up And Says, D**n, I Wish I Had A Flash...

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Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girlfrnd.. If You Don't Wanna See Me Smoking,then You Better Find Other Ways To Keep My Lips Busy..

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It�s Short Thing, Gets Longer When U Hold It, And Pass Between Women Breasts, And Enters Into A Hole. What Is It? Car Seat Belt, You Dirty Mind....

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Height Of Courage : Senior Raging Junior Says : On You Marriage I Will Kiss Your Wife ! Junior Replies : I Will Marry Your Sister !!! ...

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Why Are Egyptian Children Always Confused? Because After Death, Their Daddy Becomes A Mummy.

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A Solid N Nice Quote By Mother Teresa For All Naughty Boys -_ Love Ur Friends, Not Their Sisters.,_love Ur Sisters, Not Their Friends..got It.....

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One Evening I Will Come 2 Ur Room Lock The Door, Turn Off The Lights, Join U In Bed Ill Come Closer 2 U, My Lips Near Ur Face And Ill Shout, Have A Gr8 Night!!!...

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Q. Last But Not Least Secret Of Long Life A. Morning Two Eggs, Evening Two Pegs......and Night Two Legs

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(_,_)2 Stay (') Young // +sexy (,)) ) ' ( (_,_)do (,)) ) ' ( (_,_)this // (,)) ) ' ( (_,_)m�re (,)) (_,_) (')'; Often // '; (,)) '...

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Pehle Hath Pephir Hont Pephir Aankh Pephir Gaal Peaur Phir Naak Pe?..?kissqadar Machar Tang Karty Hain Na Jab Bijlee Nahi Hoti...!!...

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I Have The I.i Have The L.i Have The O.i Have The V.i Have The E... So Pls

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He Met A Lady While Browsing. She Unzipped His Dotcom When Downloading. Since He Was Virus Free He Slotted His Floppydisk Into Her Hotmail She Screamed Yah...

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School Mein Bachche Ke Papa Ne Teacher Se Kaha: Madam Ji Thodi Aap Koshish Karo, Thodi Hum Karte Hain, Bachcha To Nikal Hi Jayega...!

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