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An Journalist To An Journalist To Mallika Sherawat: What Is The First Thing You Do In The Morning When You Wake Up? Mallika: I Go Back To My Home!...

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He Came At Night. Explored My Body. Got On Top Of Me, Touched Me, He Bit Me. Sucked Swalowe When He Satisfied He Was Left I Was Heart Blood Mosquitoo...

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Today Is Handsome Boys Beautiful Girls Day. So Send This Message To Someone Who Looks Beautiful, Smart And Cute. Be Honest. Don't Cheat Like Me.

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Man Teases His Ex-wife's New Husband: So, Dude How Was The Second-hand Stuff? New Husband: Not Bad. After The First 3 Inches, She Was Brand New.

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Its The Thing That Satisfies Ur Mind, Body Soul! Do It On Bed, On A Sofa, In The Car Or Anywhere! Its Called Prayer! God Bless Ur Naughty Mind......

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Pehle Hath Pephir Hont Pephir Aankh Pephir Gaal Peaur Phir Naak Pe?..?kissqadar Machar Tang Karty Hain Na Jab Bijlee Nahi Hoti...!!...

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Press Down. Down More Deeper More Yes Ahh Ohh Yes Almost There! Ooh Baby Faster Harder Feel Good? Mmmm That's Textual Intercourse...

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Which Part... Of A Man's Body Has No Bone Full Of Veins Loves Pumping And Responsible 4 Making Love! Answer: Heart!!! But I Luv The Way U Think....

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Skin Meets Skin When Is That The Skin Meets Skin, Hair Meets Hair N Balls Disappear.. Dirty Mind Its When U Blink Ur Eyes...

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One Day There Was This Naked Man And Elephant, The Elephant Looks At The Naked Man For A Few Seconds, Ask The Naked Man, How Can You Breath Through That Little ...

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Why Are Egyptian Children Always Confused? Because After Death, Their Daddy Becomes A Mummy.

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Sorry! Your Birth Certificate Is An Apology Letter From The Condom Factory.

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Jesus Says To John Come Forth Ill Give You Eternal Life. John Came Fifth He Won A Toaster

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Was Born Smart & Handsome, But What The Hell Happend To You?

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Today Its Cool To Have Small Cars And Small Computers.soon It Will Be Cool To Have A Small Penis Too.then You My Friend Will Be The Man!!

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Jad Aapji Da Janam Hoya Te Tusi Nange Si Te Cheekan Maar Rahe Si, Te Hun Jad Tusi Nange Hunde Ho Te Koi Hor Cheekan Marda Hai. Sab Time-time Di Gal Hai!

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2 Teenage Girls In A Changing Room.. Talking About Their Private Parts... 1st Girl-don't You Have Hairs On Your P****y?? The 2nd Girl Replied- Dear Have U Ev...

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Two Ladies Talking To Each Other... . . Lady 1: How Come Your Husband Is Coming Home Early Now A Days? Lady 2: Bcoz I Have Started A New Rule. Lady 1: What I...

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Santa Banta Zid Kar Rahe C Monkey Dekhan Di... So Tuhade Ghar Da Address Dita Hai. Yaar 2-4 Tapusian Maar Ke Dikha Deo Bichare Khush Ho Jaan Ge.

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If You Were My Homework I'd Do You Everyday In Every Possible Way.

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How Do Cricket Commetator Define N***d Girl? No Cover No Xtra Cover 2 Silly Points 2fine Legs 1deep Galli Little Grass On D Pitch Its Really Wonderful 2 Bat......

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. (') (') / / / / (') )/ / O (') .' )/ / Oo (') ( '.' )/ / Oo (') Hello! ( '.' )/ / ( . )geeh Som1's Got A Dirty Mind!...

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Customer: My Wife Needs Abra But I Dont Know The Size. Sales Girl:touch My B****t And Try To Calculate. Customer:oh I Forget She Needs Panties Too.

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2 Lovers Plan To Suicide. Boy Jumped First, Girl Closed Her Eyes Return Back Saying Love Is Blind. Boy In Air Opened His Parachute Saying Love Never Dies....

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Husband-shall V Try A Different Position 2nite Wife-xcellent Idea,u Stand At Da Sink Wash Da Dishes I'll Lie On D Sofa Watch Dtv

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Teacher While Lecturing, Noticed A Student Sleeping At The Back. Teacher Shouts 2 Hrs Neighbor:wake Him Up! Neighbor Yells: U Put Him 2 Sleep,so U Wake Him Up....

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Undino Kafi Darr Lagta Thanachnaganakhelnakudnauffbahar Janagilapan Ka Darrphir Muje Milabas 20 Rs Memobile Coverab Barish K Dino Me Bhi Azadi!!!!...

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A Man Was Lost Alone On A Island. One Day He Decides 2 Build A Boat Wit Wood, Then A Gal Cums N D Man Uses Wood To Make A Bed. Moral- A Hole Can Chnge Goal....

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Kiss's R Blown + Kiss's R Wasted Kiss's Rnt Kiss's Unless They R Tasted, Kiss's Spread Germz + Germz Hated, So Kiss Me Babe Im Vacinated!

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Boy (to Girl): What's There In Between Your Legs? Girl: Hell! And What's There In Between Your Legs? Boy: A Sinner, Who Wants To Go To Hell....

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Attitude Redefinition 4 Love, I Can Take Care Of Myself, But Still I Want A Person Who Can Prove To Me I Cant :)

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Hey Dude Congrats! Heard U Got Selected As The First Male Model For Whisper Advertisement. Why Should Girls Have All The Fun.

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Clouds R White But The Sky Is Blue,monkey Like U Should B Kept In The Zoo, Dont Get Angry Ull Find Me There Too,not In The Cage But Laughing At U. Ha! Ha! Hav ...

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A Man Can Kiss His Wife Goodbye.a Flower Can Kiss A Butterfly.wine Can Kiss A Frosted Glass.but U My Friend Can Kiss My Ass! So The World Needs You After All!

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Tc Fined Ticketless Girlschudidar Girl Was Fined Rs100skirt Girl Rs50mini Skirt Girl Rs25next Girl Was Fined Rs0why?u Naughtyshe Had Ticket......

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Do You Like Maths? If So Add A Bed Subtract Ur Clothes Divide Your Legs And We Can Multiply!

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Kisses Blown R Kisses Wasted. Kisses R Not Kisses Unless They R Tasted. Kisses Spread Germs And Germs R Hated, But U Can Kiss Me Baby I'm Vaccinated. .

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You Don't Know The Meaning Of The Word Fear - But Then Again You Don't Know The Meaning Of Most Words.

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Never Reject A Girl In Life Bcoz A Gud Girl Gives U Happiness And Bad Girls Gives U Experience.. Both R Essential In Life.so Enjoy Every Girl Friend!!...

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Which Type Of Girls Wear Transparent Dresses? The Girls Not Having Any Confidence On Imagination Power Of A Man !

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