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Kabhi Raaty Main Leti Hun, Kabhi Din Mai Leti Hun, Jab Bhi Jarurat Pade, Prabhu Ka Naam Leti Hun..

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A Boy Wanted To Know The Age Of His Girl Friend. So He Askd Boy: Dear Whats Ur Birth Date? Girl: 4th November. Boy: Which Year? Girl: Oh..every Year. :d

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I Would Rather Shatter A Single Heart Of Mine By Remaining Single, Instead Of Breaking Million Hearts By Being Committed.

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A Cute New Born Baby Boy Asks D Nrse-do U Hv Mobile? Nrse-ya I Hv Bt Y? Baby-snd Msg 2 God Dat I Rechd Safly N Ask Him 2 Send My Grlfrnd Soon.

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He Came At Night, Exposed My Body, Got On Top Of Me, Touched Me, He Bit, Sucked, Swallowed, When He Was Satisfied, He Left I Was Hurt . . . Bloody Mosquito !...

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I Have Got The Most Sexy, Witty, Creative, Intelligent Wife In The World.just Hope Her Husband Doesn`t Know About It.

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Which Type Of Girls Wear Transparent Dresses? The Girls Not Having Any Confidence On Imagination Power Of A Man !

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Q - What Is The Difference Between Mother Wife ? A - One Woman Brings U Into This World Crying... The Other Ensures U Continue To Do So...

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Bite The Neck Gently,chew The Breast Softly,spread The Legs Slowly,suck The Juice Excitingly,that Is The Way To Eat...tandoori Chicken! :-)...

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A Girl Looked At Her P****y She Couldnt Resist And Started Touching It. . She Went Crazy And Rubbed It So Hard That . . Her Puss*y Said Meow And Ran Away !!!!...

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Please Turn Your Mobile Phone Upside Down Now!!! Hurry

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Teacher: Why Are You Late? Student: My Dad Told Me To Take Our Cow To Bull. Teacher(angrily): Can't Your Dad To It? Student: No, Only Bull Can Do It....

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A Lady From 2nd Floor Asking A Bananawala: Kaise Diye? Bananawala: Memsaab Aath Mein Bara. Lady: Saat Mein Tera Deta Hai To Oopar Aaja.

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Whats Life. Life Is Love. Whats Life ? Life Is Love. Whats Love ? Love Is Kissing. Whats Kissing ? Come Here And I Show You....

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Hi, I Am An Alien And I'm Checking For Some Chicks In Your Phonebook.. Searching.. Searching.. Searching.. Sorry,no Chicks Found! Gay? Conclusion: You Are Gay!...

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A Girl Phoned Me The Other Day And Said...come On Over, There's Nobody Home. I Went Over. Nobody Was Home.

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Sometimes Opportunity Knock At The Door, Other Times The Knock Spoils The Opportunity.

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Pehle Hath Pephir Hont Pephir Aankh Pephir Gaal Peaur Phir Naak Pe?..?kissqadar Machar Tang Karty Hain Na Jab Bijlee Nahi Hoti...!!...

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Collage Teacher:if Anyone Is Caught In The Girls Dorm Once Its A Fine Of $100 ... If They Are Caught Twice $250 And Three Costs $400! Random Male Studant: How ...

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Press Down. Down More Deeper More Yes Ahh Ohh Yes Almost There! Ooh Baby Faster Harder Feel Good? Mmmm That's Textual Intercourse...

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( ') / / In Love ! / / ( ) ) , ( ') Engaged / , ' ( ) ) Married , - - . ( ) )'(, )

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A Very Sxy And Attractive Female Employee Meets Her Boss N Says: Sir,will U Remove Somthing From My Brsts? Boss:wow,wats That? Girl:ur Eyes,sir.......

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Pennnis And Balls Arguing. Balls: Hey, U R Very Unfair! Everytime U Go In U Never Bring Us Along, Only U Enjoy! Pennnis: Eh, U Think Its Fun? I Always Keep Vomi...

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If You Were My Homework I'd Do You Everyday In Every Possible Way.

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(_!_)an Arse (__!__)fat Arse (!)tight Arse (_?_)dumb Arse (_*_)sore Arse (_zzz_)tired Arse (_e=mc2_)smart Arse (_x_)kiss My Arse!!

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Mirchi Muh K Alaawa Or Kaha Lagti H ?? ??kheto Me Pagal.tumhara Ulta Dimag Galat Hi Sochoge.@

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Lady1: How Come Your Husband Is Always Home On Time? Lady2: I Have Made A Simple Rule. Sex Will Be At 9pm, Whether You Are Here Or Not.

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Pappu, While Filling Up A Form: Dad, What Should I Write For Mother Tongue.? Santa: Very Long!

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I Am On A Mission Mission To Make U Cute 2 Make U Beautiful 2 Make U Smart 2 Make U Genius In Short Mission Impossible .....

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He Met A Lady While Browsing. She Unzipped His Dotcom When Downloading. Since He Was Virus Free He Slotted His Floppydisk Into Her Hotmail She Screamed Yah...

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Teacher: Why Are You Late? Student: My Dad Told Me To Take Our Cow To Bull. Teacher(angrily): Can't Your Dad To It? Student: No, Only Bull Can Do It....

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Chicken And Egg In Bed,chicken Has Head On Pillow Smoking.egg Rolls Over Annoyed Sayingi Guess We Answered That Question

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Kissing Is Like Real Estate. The Most Important Thing Is Location, Location, N Location! ?

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A Man Was Traveling In A Train With 3 Babies A Woman Inquired - Do These Babies Belong 2 U? Man: No, I Work In A Condom Factory N These R Customers Complaints....

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S*x Is Like Art. Most Of It Is Pretty Bad, And The Good Stuff Is Out Of Your Price Range.

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A Baby Dog Asks Mama Dog: How Papa Looks Like. Mama Dog Said: Your Dad Came From Behind, I Do Not Have The Chance To See Its Face Carefully!

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In An Exam A Student Wasn't Prepared For It.... He Left The Page Blank And At The Bottom Drew Flowers And Wrote.... In The Memory Of My Memory,which Recently P...

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Boy (to Girl): What's There In Between Your Legs? Girl: Hell! And What's There In Between Your Legs? Boy: A Sinner, Who Wants To Go To Hell....

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A Man Had I Love You Tattooed On His D**k. He Went Home And Proudly Showed His Wife. There You Go Again, Trying To Put Words Into My Mouth, She Said.

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A Man Was Looking At A Painting For A Long Time Of A N***d Woman With Leaves Covering The Body, He Was Asked What He Was Doing And He Answered Waiting For Autu...

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