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Teacher: Why Are You Late? Student: My Dad Told Me To Take Our Cow To Bull. Teacher(angrily): Can't Your Dad To It? Student: No, Only Bull Can Do It....

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Im Not Under D Affluence Of Incohol As Some Tinkle Peep.im Not Half As Thunk As U Drink.i Fool So Feelish And Da Drunker I Stand Here Da Longer I Get

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Today Its Cool To Have Small Cars And Small Computers.soon It Will Be Cool To Have A Small Penis Too.then You My Friend Will Be The Man!!

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Today Is Handsome Boys Beautiful Girls Day. So Send This Message To Someone Who Looks Beautiful, Smart And Cute. Be Honest. Don't Cheat Like Me.

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Got A Gift 4 U, No Cost, No Batteries Required, Tax Free, Performs Silently, Extremely Personal, Fully Returnable. Its A Hug From Me 2 U

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A Teacher Askwot Part Of The Body Goes To Heaven First?a Child Repliesfeet- Coz Every Nite I C My Mum With Her Feet In The Air Screamin God I'm Comin !

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A Girl Looked At Her P****y She Couldnt Resist And Started Touching It. . She Went Crazy And Rubbed It So Hard That . . Her Puss*y Said Meow And Ran Away !!!!...

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Q - What Is The Difference Between Mother Wife ? A - One Woman Brings U Into This World Crying... The Other Ensures U Continue To Do So...

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Teacher While Lecturing, Noticed A Student Sleeping At The Back. Teacher Shouts 2 Hrs Neighbor:wake Him Up! Neighbor Yells: U Put Him 2 Sleep,so U Wake Him Up....

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Kiss's R Blown + Kiss's R Wasted Kiss's Rnt Kiss's Unless They R Tasted, Kiss's Spread Germz + Germz Hated, So Kiss Me Babe Im Vacinated!

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A Couple Had A Fight One Night Going To Bed Husband Says: Good Night Mother Of My 3 Kids. Wife Replied: Good Night Father Of None.

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A Husband Stung Bye Bee.. On His Panes.. And Its Become Swollen,. His Wife Prayed On God May U Remove Of The Pain And Leave The Size Hehehe...

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Jesus Says To John Come Forth Ill Give You Eternal Life. John Came Fifth He Won A Toaster

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Pennnis And Balls Arguing. Balls: Hey, U R Very Unfair! Everytime U Go In U Never Bring Us Along, Only U Enjoy! Pennnis: Eh, U Think Its Fun? I Always Keep Vomi...

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Everyone Helps A Girl Removing Her Cloths During Or Before S*x... But Nobody Helps Her In Putting Her Cloths Back After S*x Moral: Once You Are F**k**d No Bo...

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How Do Cricket Commetator Define N***d Girl? No Cover No Xtra Cover 2 Silly Points 2fine Legs 1deep Galli Little Grass On D Pitch Its Really Wonderful 2 Bat......

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How Does An Archeologist Tell A Male Skeleton From A Female Skeleton? He Knows Its A Female If The Jawbone Is Worn Down.:-)

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He Came At Night. Explored My Body. Got On Top Of Me, Touched Me, He Bit Me. Sucked Swalowe When He Satisfied He Was Left I Was Heart Blood Mosquitoo...

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Which Part... Of A Man's Body Has No Bone Full Of Veins Loves Pumping And Responsible 4 Making Love! Answer: Heart!!! But I Luv The Way U Think....

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Lady1: How Come Your Husband Is Always Home On Time? Lady2: I Have Made A Simple Rule. Sex Will Be At 9pm, Whether You Are Here Or Not.

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Mirchi Muh K Alaawa Or Kaha Lagti H ?? ??kheto Me Pagal.tumhara Ulta Dimag Galat Hi Sochoge.@

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Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girlfrnd.. If You Don't Wanna See Me Smoking,then You Better Find Other Ways To Keep My Lips Busy..

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Santa Went Out To Buy An Indian Flag. The Shop Owner Gave Him The Flag. Guess What Did He Ask Next... Ismein Aur Colour Dikhayiye.

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Girl-ur Name? Boy-black Lion.. Gal-r U Joking.? Boy-no, It Means Kaalu Singh. And Urs.? Gal-soft Underwear.. Boy- R U Joking.? Gal-no, It Means Komal Chadda :)...

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Once Hijackers Hijacked A Kingfisher Plane And Instruct All Air Hostess To Lay Down On Floor Removing Their Uniform... . . . An Air-hostess Asked..sir, Is This...

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Pappu, While Filling Up A Form: Dad, What Should I Write For Mother Tongue.? Santa: Very Long!

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Scientists In The Us Proved That People Who Do Not Perform Well In Bed And Who Have Difficulties To Come Hold Their Mobile In Their Right Hand

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Schoolgirl: I Do Not Want To Go To The S*x Education Class. Teacher: Why Not? Schoolgirl: Because Someone Told Me The Final Exam Would Be Oral

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Girl To A Tattoo Artist: How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing An Animal Just Above My Knee? Artist: -£100 For Tiger,rabit And Lion, But Girraffe Is Free....

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Do You Like Mathematics? If So, Add A Bed, Subtract Your Clothes, Divide Your Legs And We Can Multiply!

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Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni Has No Girlfriend?.... Because, He Drinks 2 Litre Of Milk Daily.

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....... Text Written On A Girl Top!!!! * Touch Here If U Dare * Can Make Boneless Things Hard * More Enjoyment Per Liter * Weapons Of Mass Destr...

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Buy A Scooty.....pick Up A Beauty,drink A Frooty.... Take Her To Ooty,remove Her Nighty...do Ur Duty.,after 9 Months ... Get A Cuty-.

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I Am On A Mission Mission To Make U Cute 2 Make U Beautiful 2 Make U Smart 2 Make U Genius In Short Mission Impossible .....

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A Solid N Nice Quote By Mother Teresa For All Naughty Boys -_ Love Ur Friends, Not Their Sisters.,_love Ur Sisters, Not Their Friends..got It.....

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Press Down. Down More Deeper More Yes Ahh Ohh Yes Almost There! Ooh Baby Faster Harder Feel Good? Mmmm That's Textual Intercourse.......

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Kissing Is The Best Practice 4 Lips,it Keeps The Lipswet, Soft, Flexible And Reddish Pink,so Alwayz Keep Kissing Tosweet Children Only.

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Wat's The Diff Between Pulling A Curtain And A Panty? Ans: When U Pull A Curtain, It Means Tat The Show Is Over But When U Pull A Panty The Show Begins..

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Met A Girl The Other Day Who Has A Seashell Tattooed On Her Inner Thigh. It's Amazing, If You Put Your Ear To It You Can Smell The Sea!

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A: U R Adorable B: U R Beautiful C: U R Cute D: U R Darling E: U R Excellent F: U R Fabulous Sorry I Don't Have Much Time To Tell A Lie Till Z...............

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