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What's The Difference Between Wife N Neighbours Wife? Wife Is A Chocolate, Can Have Any Time. Neighbour's Wife Is Like An Ice-cream, Shud Hv Immediately....

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Which Part... Of A Man's Body Has No Bone Full Of Veins Loves Pumping And Responsible 4 Making Love! Answer: Heart!!! But I Luv The Way U Think....

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Scientists In The Us Proved That People Who Do Not Perform Well In Bed And Who Have Difficulties To Come Hold Their Mobile In Their Right Hand

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In School Canteen, There Was A Basket Of Apples With A Written Note: Dont Take More Than 1, God Is Watching! A Little Further There Was A Box Of Choclates, ...

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Love Is A Gamble, S*x Is A Game, Boyz Do The Thing Girls Get The Blame, 1 Night In Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 1 Day In Hospital And A Junior Needs A Name...

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How Does An Archeologist Tell A Male Skeleton From A Female Skeleton? He Knows Its A Female If The Jawbone Is Worn Down.:-)

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At Dis Moment In Time 10 Million People R Having Sex.5 Million People R Drinking Coffee.100 Million People R Sleeping & 1 Stupid Fool Is Reading My Text!pass On...

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Skin Meets Skin When Is That The Skin Meets Skin, Hair Meets Hair N Balls Disappear.. Dirty Mind Its When U Blink Ur Eyes...

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Teacher: Name Some Films That Have Almost Same Stories? Pappu: Madam, Blue Films.

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A Boy Wanted To Know The Age Of His Girl Friend. So He Askd Boy: Dear Whats Ur Birth Date? Girl: 4th November. Boy: Which Year? Girl: Oh..every Year. :d

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Ek Lrka Ek Larkiaha Ahaadhi Raat Kooho Ohojungle Mainwah Wahjhari K Peichayouiisab Say Chup Kuffdaba Daba Kaha Ahamango Kaha Rahey They...

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An Adult Is A Person Who Stopped Growing Everywhere Except In The Middle:-d

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Q: What Is The Similarity Between Playboy Magazine National Geographic?a: U Will See A Lot Of Great Places Where U Can Never Reach !!!

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Kissing Is Like Real Estate. The Most Important Thing Is Location, Location, N Location! ?

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What Happened 2 Ur Mobile? I Was Trying 2 Call U But I Got This Msg: Welcome 2 Da Jungle Network, Da Monkey U R Tring 2 Call Is On Tree Plz Try Later....

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Husband-shall V Try A Different Position 2nite Wife-xcellent Idea,u Stand At Da Sink Wash Da Dishes I'll Lie On D Sofa Watch Dtv

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A Girl Called Me One Day And Said There Is No One At The Home,come Over Quickly I Went Her Home And Found That There Is No One At The Home...

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Agr Aapko 18 Saal Ki Larki Jhuk Kar Salam Karyto Aapko Uski Kya Cheez Nazar Aayegi?.....uski Achi Tarbiyat.bhai Hath Jorta Hon Kabhi To Sahi Socha Karo. :-)...

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A Man Had I Love You Tattooed On His D**k. He Went Home And Proudly Showed His Wife. There You Go Again, Trying To Put Words Into My Mouth, She Said.

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Jesus Says To John Come Forth Ill Give You Eternal Life. John Came Fifth He Won A Toaster

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A Notice In A Factory For Girl Workers. If Your Skirt Is Long, Protect Yourself From Machines At Work.. If It Is Short, Protect Yourself From Men At Work...

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Why Do 90 Percent Of The Girls Have A Bigger Left Breast ?   )    ( ( .)( . )   )     ( Because.... 90 Percent Of The Boys ...

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In A Bar 1 Guy Says 2 Another I Slept Wid Ur Mom Last Nite D Whole Bar Was Waiting 4 D Other Guy's Response. He Laughs & Says, Lets Go Home Dad, U R Drunk...

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Mirchi Muh K Alaawa Or Kaha Lagti H ?? ??kheto Me Pagal.tumhara Ulta Dimag Galat Hi Sochoge.@

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Husband And Wife Were Watchin A Boxin Match On Tv. Husband- Disgusting!!! It Was All Over In 2 Min.. Wife- Atleast Now U Kniow How I Feel !!!

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Ques: Why Do Boys Run Faster Than Girls? . . . . Think Like An Engineer. . . Answer: Because Boys Have A 2 Ball-bearings In Between Their Legs To Reduce Frict...

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Bazaar Wali Nazuk Si,office Wali Naram Naram,mohallay Wali Patli Si,ghar Wali Garma Garam,wese Aap Kahan Ki Roti Pasand Kartay Ho??...

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Smoking Efects Lungs Drinking Efects Liver Grls Efect Heart Bt D Most Dangerx One Is: Study, It Effects Brain. Sidha Coma Me Jaoge =p Avoid It -

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Girl To A Tattoo Artist: How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing An Animal Just Above My Knee? Artist: -£100 For Tiger,rabit And Lion, But Girraffe Is Free....

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Teacher: Pappu, Tamso Ma Jyotir Gamya Shloka Ka Kya Arth Hai? Pappu: Tum So Jayo Maa, Mein Jyoti Ke Pass Ja Raha Hoon.

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Gurdas Maan: Santa Ji, Aapke Bhai Ki Shaadi Mein Kitne Gaane Gaane Hain, Us Hisab Se Rate Lagega? Santa: 2-3 Gaa Kar Prg Shuru Kar Dena, Baad Mein Sharabi Bar...

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. . A Husband And Wife Where Putting A Password On There New Computer... The Husband Typed In Myp***s And The Wife Fell On The Floor Laughing Because It Said E...

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Do You Like Mathematics? If So, Add A Bed, Subtract Your Clothes, Divide Your Legs And We Can Multiply!

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Q:whats The Difference Between Magnets And Women A: Magnets Have A Positive Side

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Girl: Describe A Hot Girl. Boy: Blonde Hair, Huge B***s,brown Eyes. Girl: Then I Guess I'm Not A Hot Girl. Boy: You Never Said To Describe A Perfect Girl....

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He Came At Night. Explored My Body. Got On Top Of Me, Touched Me, He Bit Me. Sucked Swalowe When He Satisfied He Was Left I Was Heart Blood Mosquitoo...

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He Came At Night, Exposed My Body, Got On Top Of Me, Touched Me, He Bit, Sucked, Swallowed, When He Was Satisfied, He Left I Was Hurt . . . Bloody Mosquito !...

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Why Do Guys Always Have To Say: I'm Going To Court You Now For You To Be My Girl.isn't It Nicer To Say: Just Love Me Now And Be My Girl And I'll Court You Fore...

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Naughty Punjabi Student Asked His Hindi Madam: Hindi Mein Appu Kaise Likhu? Madam: Pahle Aa, Fir Aadha Paa, Fir Poora Paa, Aur Fir Ooou.....

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I've Learned That You Cannot Make Someone Love You. All You Can Do Is Stalk Them And Hope They Panic And Give In. =)

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