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Last Night Some Monkeys Came Running To My Room.they Wanted To Trouble Good People... I Suggested Ur Name.they Said Oh!!!no We Cant Disturb Our Boss...

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Can I Have Your Picture, So Santa Claus Knows Exactly What To Give Me. Happy Christmas.

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Never Explain Yourself. Your Friends Dont Need It And Your Enemies Wont Believe It

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Two Small Kids Boy And Girl Were Crying Some1 Asked Y R U Both Crying??? Girl Said My Doll Has Broken.. Boy Said- Bcoz My Doll Is Crying...

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A: Why Are All Those People Running? B: They Are Running A Race To Get A Cup. A: Who Will Get The Cup? B: The Person Who Wins. A: Then Why Are All The Others Ru...

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Girl-what Is My Bra Size? Boy-32 Girl-how? Boy-yesterday I Opened Girl-but In My Bra No Number Is There? Boy-then What? I Am Engineer From Load I Can Calculate ...

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Women Are Like A Pair Of Rubber Boots. When They Are Dry, You Cannot Enter Them, When They Are Wet, They Smell And When You Walk On The Street With Them, People...

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A Friend Is Someone Who Knows The Song In Your Heart And Can Sing It Back To You When You Have Forgotten The Words ! !!

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Two May Talk Together Under The Same Roof For Many Years, Yet Never Really Meet And Two Others At First Speech Are Old Friends.

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New Style Of Proposing Boy : Can I Take U R Photo Girl : Why ? Boy : Just Wanted To Show My Children How Their Mom Looked In Her Younger Age...

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Once Rajnikant Taught A Boy To Play Counterstrike.... . . . Today The Boy Is Known As Osama-bin-ladin...!

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Love: Is'nt Abt Expressin Wid Heavy Words.its Abt Undrstndin,a Gentl Touch A Pure Heart Friendship: Is 2 Laugh At The Philosophical Sentnce Above !!!...

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From Mon To Sun, From Jan To Dec, From Birth Till My Death, My Feelings 4 U Have Never Changed. For Me, You've Always Been ..........a Headache!...

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A Friend Is Sweet When It's New! But It's Sweeter When It's True! But Do U Know What? It's Sweetest When It's U!

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Inside Women The Word ?woman? Has ?man? In It, Mrs Has Mr In It, Female Has ?male? In It, She Has ?he? In It, Madam Has Adam In It, No Wonder ?men? Always...

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Don't Be So Open-minded Your Brains Fall Out.

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If You Drop Me, I'll Break. If You Hold Me, I'll Shake. If You Need Me, I'll Hurry. If You Don't Call Me, I'll Worry. If You Hurt Me, I'll Cry. But If You ...

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Fan Is Changed To Ac Radio Is Changed To Tv Caset Is Changed To Cd Lover Is Changed To Wife But No Option ...

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Women Might Be Able To Fake O*****s. But Men Can Fake A Whole Relationship.

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A Short Hello Makes One Glow. A Short Hi Makes One Smile. A Short Kiss Makes A Day Great. A Short Text Is Not Enough, So Keep Sending M

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New Style Of Proposing Boy: Can I Take A Photo. Girl: Why? Boy: Just Wanted 2 Show My Children How Their Mom Looked In Her Younger Age. . . =p-,...

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I Will Give You One Kiss To Go To Sleep. I Give You Two Kisses To Dream. I Give You An Endless Row Of Kisses To, When You Wake Up In The Morning, Think Of Me.

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Tests Of Love Always End Badly. ............................................

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When A Man Opens The Door Of His Car For His Wife, You Can Be Sure Of One Thing Either The Car Is New Or The Wife.

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Once Rajnikanth Threw A Cigarette Butt In D Sky It Fell On A Planet That Planet Is Called Sun Today

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U Will Seriously Go Crazy Knowing This Top Secret . . The New Symbol For Rupee Is Rajnikant's Autograph . . .

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Where Do You Find A Dog With No Legs? Where You Left It ...

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She Is A Friend Of Mind. She Gather Me, Man. The Pieces I Am, She Gather Them And Give Them Back To Me In All The Right Order. It's Good, You Know, When You Got...

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Love Is Broad If You Love Someone, You Love All Things, Not Just Their Beauty. Love Is Narrow You Love One And Only One, Compared To Them, No One Matters. -a. B...

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Our Life Is Long Time. We Meet For Short Time. But. You Will Be In My Heart At Any Time. My Sweet Friend. I'm Missing U This Time....

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Modern Lov Story.!!? A Girl- I Love U Boy-me Too Girl-how Much Do U Love Me? Boy-as Much As U Do Girl-u Cheat. I Thought Really Love Me....

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Love Is Not The Dying Moan Of A Distant Violin- It's The Triumphant Twang Of A Bedspring

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1+1= 2 My 2 Eyes Looking At U 3+2 = 5 Sense Missing U 4+3 =7 Days Thinking Of U 5+7= 12 Months Dreaming About U But 99 +1 =100 Year's I Need A Sweet Friend Like...

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If U Read This, I M Smart.. If U Save This, U Agree I M Smart.. If U 4ward This, U R Spreading That I M Smart.. If U Delete This U R Jealous......

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2 Guys Wer In A Jungle.. They Saw A Hungry Tiger, One Of D Guy Tightened His Shoe Lace, D Other One Asked Do U Really Think U Can Run Faster Than Tiger..? He Re...

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Friends Are The Most Important Ingredient In This Recipe Of Life. :)

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A True Friend Accepts You As You Are, Never Tries To Change You, Someone You Can Always Be Yourself Around, Stands By Your Side Ready To Catch You When You Fall...

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Every Relationship Have An Expiry Date

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Boy- Hey I Got A New Car, A Laptop And A Mobile! Girl- That's Cools!! What Does Your Father Do? Boy Replied . . . . . . . . . . . He Sells Onions!...

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Most People Hate Cell Phone Use On Trains I Love Cell Phone Use On Trains. What Do You Want To Do, Read That Report On Your Lap, Or Hear About Your Neighbours W...

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