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Banta: When I Get Mad At You, You Never Fight Back. How Do You Control Ur Anger? Preeto: I Clean The Toilet. Banta: How Does That Help? Preeto: I Use Ur Toot...

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Joy Is The Experience Of Knowing That You Are Unconditionally Loved And That Nothing--sickness, Failure, Emotional Distress, Oppression, War, Or Even Death--can...

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Why Did God Create U Before Me....? Ans: Bcause He Wanted To Create A Sample, Be4 Creating A *master-piece* He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!

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New Style Of Proposing A Girl.. I Hv Spent Many Sleepless Nights In Ur Luv N I Dont Want My Son 2 Do D Same 4 Your Daughter So Lets Mk Them Brother N Sist...

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Wife Of A Mech Engineering Give Birth To A New Born... Doc- Congrats!! U Have Receive A Spare Part From Ur Machine... Engineering- Is It A Nut Or A Bolt... Ha-h...

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Do You Know What Kisses Means: On The Cheek - I Miss You On The Hand - I Am Urs. On The Neck - I Want U On The Lips - I Love U On The Forehea...

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Dont Love A Fiend Who Hurts You... Dont Hurt A Friend Who Loves U... Sacrfice Every Thing For A Friend But Dont Sacrifice A Freind For Anything..

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To Love Is A Duty And Right. To Be Loved Is A Gift And Luck. To Love Someone Who Loves U Is An Achievement. To Be Loved By Someone Whom U Love Is Life!

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Love Is A Hand Watch, Only One Person Can See The Time. But Friendship Is Like A Wall Clock, Every One Can See The Time.

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In My Dream God Asked Me To Choose Between You My Smile, I Chose You Because Without You, I Don't Know How To Smile. So Be With Me Always, If U Want Me To Smile...

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Light Travels Faster Than Sound. This Is Why Some People Appear Bright Until You Hear Them Speak.

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There R Many Roses, Some R Very Beatiful Some R Very Adorable, Some R Very Attractive But They R Nothing Compare To One Rose.......... ........... That One Rose...

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Imp Element Of Frenship Is Comunicatn, Tats Reasn Y My Fingrs R Stil Presng Keys On My Phone. I Dont Want 2 Cut Line Tat Conects Us...

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U Need 3 Things In Life. : 1. Love- To Make U Weak 2.alcohol- To Make U Feel Strong And Friends:- To Pick U Up When Both Of The Above Hit By U...

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Friends Come And Go But Enemies Accumulate.

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To Steal Ideas From One Person Is Plagiarism. To Steal From Many Is Research.

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This Place Is No Longer New To Me, But People! They Are Still The Same, ... So Are My Dreams! I Wish, You Will Find Someone Like Yourself, I Will Miss You, My ...

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Never Explain Yourself. Your Friends Dont Need It And Your Enemies Wont Believe It

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Cute Proposal- Boy:hey Ive Got 2 Words To Say Yu! Girl:what? Boy:i Love U Girl:huh- Isnt Dat 3 Words? Boy:no! B Cos Yu I Are One...

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Government Imposing New Taxes. Dating $.10, Hug $.20, Kiss $.30, Love $.50. But You Dont Worry, Flirting Is Still Free

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Friendship Is Like A Mark On A Stone.. Which Can Never B Erased.. But When Sum1 Tries 2 Rub A Stone Erase It. The Fire Produced Can Burn Anyone....

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Friendship Is Like Peeing In Your Pants. Every1 Can C It But Only U Can Feel Its True Warmth. Thank U 4 Being The Pee In My Pants

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Girl:its 2 Tight Boy:dont Worry,ill Do It Slowly, Gal:push It In, Boy:ah..i Cant, Gal:its Painful, Boy:forget It. . . Well Buy New Wedding Ring!...

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Man To Se.xy Air Hostess: Whats Your Name? Air Hostess: Benz, Sir Man: Lovely Name. Any Relation With Mercedez Benz? Air Hostess: Same Price Sir....

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Two May Talk Together Under The Same Roof For Many Years, Yet Never Really Meet And Two Others At First Speech Are Old Friends.

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I Don't Need A Friend Who Changes When I Change And Who Nods When I Nod My Shadow Does That Much Better.

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New Style Of Proposing Boy: Can I Take A Photo. Girl: Why? Boy: Just Wanted 2 Show My Children How Their Mom Looked In Her Younger Age. . ....

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From Mon To Sun, From Jan To Dec, From Birth Till My Death, My Feelings 4 U Have Never Changed. For Me, You've Always Been ..........a Headache!...

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New Style Of Proposing: Boy: Can I Take A Photo.. Girl: Why? Boy: Just Wanted To Show My Children How Their Mom Looked When She Was Young......

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Santa Found His Internet Connection Very Slow N Download Speed Also Vry Low.he Installed Wallpaper Of Rajnikant.now He Is Enjoying 3g.

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It's Still The Start Of A New Day... But Then You're There... Completing It Already... :)...

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A Single Candle Can Illuminate An Entire Room. A True Friend Lights Up An Entire Lifetime. Thanks For The Brights Of Your Friendship. You Are The Light Of My...

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I Talk To Myself Because I Like Dealing With A Better Class Of People.

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Friends Are The Most Important Ingredient In This Recipe Of Life. :)

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I Asked God For A Bike, But I Know God Doesn't Work That Way. So I Stole A Bike And Asked For Forgiveness.

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The Trouble With Some Women Is That They Get All Excited About Nothing -- And Then Marry Him

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Smile: S: Sets U Free, M: Makes U Special, I: Increases Ur Face Value, L: Lifts Up Ur Spirits, E: Erases All Ur Tensions, So, Please Keep Smiling.

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There Is No Such Thing As Evolution, Its Just A List Of Creatures That Rajinikanth Allowed To Live.

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Would You Please Empty Your Pockets? I Think You Just Stole My Heart?

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A Smile Is The Best Lighting System Of The Face, The Best Cooling System Of The Head, And The Best Warming System Of The Heart. Keep Smiling

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