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If A Kiss Was A Raindrop Id Send U Showers.if A Hug Was A Second Id Send U Hours.if A Smile Was Water Id Send U A Sea.if Love Was A Person Id Send U Me!

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Christmas May Be Many Things Or It May Be A Few. For You, The Joy Is Each New Toy For Me Its Watching U.

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Give Me A Kiss, And To That Kiss A Score Then To That Twenty, Add A Hundred More: A Thousand To That Hundred: So Kiss On, To Make That Thousand Up A Million. Tr...

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Let Make It Short And Simple, I Love You.

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May Run Out Of Jokes 2 Tel U ,cried It 2 Cal U But My Heart L Not Run Out 2 Miss U!

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Why Did The Grammer Teacher Slap A Student? B'coz He Asked: Why Is Bra Singular, When It Covers 2 Items N Panties Plural When It Covers One Item?......

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Dont Love A Fiend Who Hurts You... Dont Hurt A Friend Who Loves U... Sacrfice Every Thing For A Friend But Dont Sacrifice A Freind For Anything..

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When I Saw You, I Was Afraid To Meet You... When I Met You, I Was Afraid To Kiss You... When I Kissed You, I Was Afraid To Love You... Now That I Love You, I'm ...

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From Mon To Sun, From Jan To Dec, From Birth Till My Death, My Feelings 4 U Have Never Changed. For Me, You've Always Been ..........a Headache!...

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(most Likely To Fail) New Years Resolutions Lose Weight Stick To A Budget Save More Money Find A Better Job Become More Organized Exercise More Be More Patient ...

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A True Friend Understands When You Say, I Forgot... Waits Forever When You Say, 1 Minute... Stays When You Say, Leave Me Alone... And Opens The Door, 'even Befo...

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Let These Words Not Only Touch Your Eyes, Let Them Travel Through Your Soul, And Let Them Rest In Your Heart As You Rest In Mine... I Love You.

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Friends And Medicines Play The Samerole In Our Life, Both Take Care Of Us In Our Pains, But The Difference Is, Friends Dont Have An Expiry Date....................

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A Best Friend Is Not The One Who Cries With You,but The One Who Wipes Your Tears... :)

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If U Read This, I M Smart.. If U Save This, U Agree I M Smart.. If U 4ward This, U R Spreading That I M Smart.. If U Delete This U R Jealous......

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Any Man Who Can Drive Safely While Kissing A Pretty Girl Is Simply Not Giving The Kiss The Attention It Deserves.

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Men Have Two Emotions: Hungry And Horny. If You See Him Without An Erection, Make Him A Sandwich.

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A True Friend Accepts You As You Are, Never Tries To Change You, Someone You Can Always Be Yourself Around, Stands By Your Side Ready To Catch You When You Fall...

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Nurse Lost Her Cat. Nurse In The Hospital- Any 1 Got A Pusssy, All Women Stood Up,i Mean Any One Seen A Pusssy, All Men Stood Up. I Meant Any One Seen My P...

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Your Perfume Is The Sweet Intoxication Of Love.

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A Friendship Can Weather Most Things And Thrive In Thin Soil But It Needs A Little Mulch Of Letters And Phone Calls And Small, Silly Presents Every So Often - J...

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I Always Felt That The Great High Privilege, Relief And Comfort Of Friendship Was That One Had To Explain Nothing.

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I Wish I Was Santa... He Knows Where All The Naughty Girls Live...

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Keep Messaging Me And Win Exciting Prizes. 1st Prize-lots Of Love, 2nd Prize-life Time Fri/ship, 3rd Prize-free Stay In My Heart, Offer Valid Till I M Alive ......

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Rajinikant Once Ate An Entire Bottle Of Sleeping Pills. They Made Him Blink.

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Once Rajnikanth Threw A Cigarette Butt In D Sky It Fell On A Planet That Planet Is Called Sun Today

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Christmas Is Cancelled! I Told Santa You Were Good This Year And He Died Laughing.

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Sorry Dude I Am Late ................

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Can I Have Your Picture, So Santa Claus Knows Exactly What To Give Me. Happy Christmas.

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Santa: I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before Leaving For Office, What About You... Banta: Me Too, After You Leave...ha Hahahhahah

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Why Did God Create U Before Me....? Ans: Bcause He Wanted To Create A Sample, Be4 Creating A *master-piece* He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!

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Love Is Never As Ferocious As When You Think It's Going To Leave You. Anita Shreve................

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Government Imposing New Taxes. Dating $.10, Hug $.20, Kiss $.30, Love $.50. But You Dont Worry, Flirting Is Still Free

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Wife: My Hubby I Have, What He Calls-olympic S*x . Friend: Wow, Must Be A Terrific S*x Life? Wife: Not Really. It Only Happens Once In 4 Years.

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The Only Thing We Never Get Enough Of Is Love And The Only Thing We Never Give Enough Of Is Love. -henry Miller......

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New Style Of Proposing A Girl.. I Hv Spent Many Sleepless Nights In Ur Luv N I Dont Want My Son 2 Do D Same 4 Your Daughter So Lets Mk Them Brother N Sister...

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Cute Proposal By A Boy To A Girl :- Boy :- Your Name Seems To Be Very Small. So, Can I Add My Name At The Back Of Your Name...? ? ? ? ? ?

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A Prayer When I'm Weary As Onward I Trod, A Little More Trusting, Believing In God, This I Would Wish For Within Moments Dear, Not A Lot - Just A Littl...

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What's The Difference Between Your And My Smile? You Smile When You Are Happy And I Smile When You Are Happy.

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()() ,* ( 'o' ) ,*** =(,,)=(')-*** (),,,() ** Roses 4 U... Merry Christmas To U...

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