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Dress Code For 14 Feb: Green-leave Me Alone Orange-going 2 Propose Pinkaccepted Proposal Black-rejected Proposal White-already Booked...

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Ghosts Are Actually Caused By Rajanikanth Killing People Faster Than Death Can Process Them.

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Angry Husband Sms 2 Father-n-law Your Product Not Meeting My Requirements. Smart Father-n-law Warranty Expired,manufacturer Not Responsible....

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New Style Of Proposing A Girl.. I Hv Spent Many Sleepless Nights In Ur Luv N I Dont Want My Son 2 Do D Same 4 Your Daughter So Lets Mk Them Brother N Sister.

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Trouble Is A Part Of Your Life, And If You Don't Share It, You Don't Give The Person That Loves You Enough Chance To Love You Enough. -dinah Shore.....

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Principal:- I Have The Power To Suspend You, I Have The Power To Fine You, Ihave The Power To Expel You, Do You Know Where Are You Stand. Boy Says:-in The Powe...

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Where Do You Find A Dog With No Legs? Where You Left It ...

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A Sad Story: A Little Boy Was So Jealous Of His New Born Brother, He Put Poison On Mom's Niple While She Was Asleep. . . . The Next Day, Their Driver Died. :...

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Small Boy Wrote To Santa Claus,,please Santa Send Me A Brother Santa Wrote Back, Send Me Your Mother Hohoho!.

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The Brightest Future Will Always Be Based On A Forgotten Past. Let Go Of Past Failures And Heartaches. Friendship Is Not How Long U've Been Together. Goodbyes ...

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Ncome Tax Department Is Keeping An Eye On All Your High Value Transactions.. . . . . . . . . . . Please Don't Buy Onions.....

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Having S*x Is Like Playing Bridge. If You Don't Have A Good Partner, You'd Better Have A Good Hand.

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Christmas Is C-hrist's H-istoric, R-emarkable I-ncarnation S-tory, T-elling M-essiah's A-waited S-alvation.

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A Prayer When I'm Weary As Onward I Trod, A Little More Trusting, Believing In God, This I Would Wish For Within Moments Dear, Not A Lot - Just A Littl...

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Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good-looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, Well... Enough About Me! How About You?...

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Nurse Lost Her Cat. Nurse In The Hospital- Any 1 Got A Pusssy, All Women Stood Up,i Mean Any One Seen A Pusssy, All Men Stood Up. I Meant Any One Seen My P...

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A Friend Is Someone Who Knows The Song In Your Heart And Can Sing It Back To You When You Have Forgotten The Words ! !!

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There Is No Such Thing As Evolution, Its Just A List Of Creatures That Rajinikanth Allowed To Live.

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A True Friend Accepts You As You Are, Never Tries To Change You, Someone You Can Always Be Yourself Around, Stands By Your Side Ready To Catch You When You Fall...

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You = Lovely You = Perfect You = Beautiful You = Amazing You = Sweet You = Cute You = Gorgeous You = Fantastic You = Fabulous Me = Liar! :)...

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Keeping A Place For Me In Your Heart Is Ok, But Keeping A Place For Me In Your Mind Might Be Dangerous Because People Say... I Am Mind Blowing!

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Once Rajnikanth Threw A Cigarette Butt In D Sky It Fell On A Planet That Planet Is Called Sun Today

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Don't Walk In Front Of Me I May Not Follow. Don't Walk Behind Me I May Not Lead. Just Walk Beside Me And Be My Friend.

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When You're Right, No One Remembers. When You're Wrong, No One Forgets

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New Friends Are Like Poem But Old Friends Are Like Alphabets.. So Dont Foget The Alphabets As These Are Required To Sing A Poem...!!!...

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Light Travels Faster Than Sound. This Is Why Some People Appear Bright Until You Hear Them Speak.

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Taj Mahal The Symbol Of Luv Bt D Other Lesser Known Facts 1)mumtaz Was Shajahns 4th Wife Out Of His 7wives 2)shahjahn Killed Mumtazs Husbnd 2marry Her 3)mumtaz ...

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There Has Been Only One Christmas The Rest Are Anniversaries. :))

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When You Need Someone To Be There For You, Id Be Just Sitting Right Beside You.

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U Need 3 Things In Life. : 1. Love- To Make U Weak 2.alcohol- To Make U Feel Strong And Friends:- To Pick U Up When Both Of The Above Hit By U...

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1+1=2 Eyes Look At U... 12+12=24 Hours Thinking About U... 3+4=7 Days In Week Missing U... 1+11=12 Months I Always Need A Sweet Person Like U......

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Once Rajnikant Was Playing Cricket In Monsoon... Rain Stopped Due To Play...!!!

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A Best Friend Is Not The One Who Cries With You,but The One Who Wipes Your Tears... :)

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U Are A... B. I. T. C. H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Horny R U Smiling Now? *you B***h*...

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Girl To Doc: I Have An Infection Down In My Pu**y! After Examine, Doc: When Did U Hd Last S3x? Girl: Mmmm.. About Two Months Ago! Doc: Oh.. This Not Infection T...

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This Place Is No Longer New To Me, But People! They Are Still The Same, ... So Are My Dreams! I Wish, You Will Find Someone Like Yourself, I Will Miss You, My ...

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Santa Sent Sms To His Boss: Me Sick, No Work. Boss Sms Back: When I Am Sick I Kiss My Wife Try It. Two Hours Later Santa Sms 2 Boss: Me Ok, Ur Wife Very Sweet...

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Someone Once Asked Me, Have You Ever Fallen In Love? Then I Answered, Of Course, Once. Then They Asked Me Another Question: Did It Hurt? I Thought Of You And...

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A Quote On A Girl's T-shirt .... 'there's A Face Above This...dn't Forget

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Salesman:this Computer Will Cut Your Workload By 50. Santa:that Is Great, I Will Take Two Of Them

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