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Santa: I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before Leaving For Office, What About You... Banta: Me Too, After You Leave...ha Hahahhahah

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Once Rajnikant Was Playing Cricket In Monsoon... Rain Stopped Due To Play...!!!

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In A Club:- Boy(to A Girl):-will You Dance With Me? . . . . . Girl:-i Don't Dance With A Child.. . . . . . . Boy:-sorry I Never Knew You Were Pregnant......

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Girl And Boy Were Sitting Alone In The Garden... Girl-do Same Thing By Which Makes My Heart Beat Faster.. Boy-runaway Your Father Is Coming .......

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On A N*ked Beach A Man Shakes Hand With A Lady Says: Pleased To Meet You! Lady: Yeah, I Can See That...

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U Think I M Nice !! I Think U R Nice U Think I M Sweet I Think U R Sweet U Think I M Smart I Think U R Right

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New Friends Are Like Poem But Old Friends Are Like Alphabets.. So Dont Foget The Alphabets As These Are Required To Sing A Poem...!!!...

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The Only Thing We Never Get Enough Of Is Love And The Only Thing We Never Give Enough Of Is Love. -henry Miller..........

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You = Lovely You = Perfect You = Beautiful You = Amazing You = Sweet You = Cute You = Gorgeous You = Fantastic You = Fabulous Me = Liar! :)...

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Few Relations In Earth Never Die. Want To Know What Is It? Read Again Ffew Rrelations Iin Eearth Nnever Ddie. :-)...

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Police: R U Married? Sardarji: Yes I'm Married With A Girl. Police: Of Course All Will Be Married With Girl Sardarji: No,my Sister Married With A Boy...........

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1000 Words 1 Cood Say.1000 Wishes 1 Cood Pray.1000 Miles Legs Cood Walk.1000 Sounds A Mouth Cood Talk.1000 Times Ill B True.1000 Ways 2 Say I Luv U!

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I May Not Get To See You As Often As I Like. I May Not Get To Hold You In My Arms All Through The Night. But Deep In My Heart I Truely Know, You're The One That...

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Love Is Not The Dying Moan Of A Distant Violin- It's The Triumphant Twang Of A Bedspring

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Most People Hate Cell Phone Use On Trains I Love Cell Phone Use On Trains. What Do You Want To Do, Read That Report On Your Lap, Or Hear About Your Neighbours W...

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Friends Are The Most Important Ingredient In This Recipe Of Life. :)

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Friends And Medicines Play The Samerole In Our Life, Both Take Care Of Us In Our Pains, But The Difference Is, Friends Dont Have An Expiry Date....................

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The Early Bird Might Get The Worm, But The Second Mouse Gets The Cheese.

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Santa Asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh Goes For A Walk In Evening? Banta: Very Simple, Because He Is Pm Not Am.:p

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Men Have Two Emotions: Hungry And Horny. If You See Him Without An Erection, Make Him A Sandwich.

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There Are Three Types Of People In This World: Those Who Make Things Happen, Those Who Watch Things Happen And Those Who Wonder What Happened.

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When You're Right, No One Remembers. When You're Wrong, No One Forgets

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Rajnikants Travels So Fast That He Drinks Tea With Obama Inside Whitehouse In Da Morn And Have His Coffee With Karan In Mumbai In Da Evening

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When Love Is Your Greatest Weakness, You Will Be The Strongest Person In The World. -garman Wold........

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A Girl His Boy Fri Stop Looking At Girls, U R Committed Now Boy Fri Oh Honey,this Is Not Fair U Mean If I'm On Diet, I Can't Even Look At D Menu......

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It Is Said That, An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away. But I Say, An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Way, But, If The Doctor Is S E X Y, Then Throw The App...

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