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Which Is The Smallest Hotel In The World ? V****a Inn... It Can Accomadate Only 1 Standing Guest With His Luggage Hanging Outside

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When Love Is Your Greatest Weakness, You Will Be The Strongest Person In The World. -garman Wold........

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Two May Talk Together Under The Same Roof For Many Years, Yet Never Really Meet And Two Others At First Speech Are Old Friends.

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In Life Don't Trust People ,who Change Their Feelings With Me . Instead Trust Those People Whose Feelings Remain The Same' Even When The Time Change

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Cute Proposal- Boy:hey Ive Got 2 Words To Say Yu! Girl:what? Boy:i Love U Girl:huh- Isnt Dat 3 Words? Boy:no! B Cos Yu I Are One...

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A Boy Asked His Mom Where Do Babies Come From And The Mom Said The Stork, Then The Boy Said Who Has S*x With The Stork?

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Its Ur Luck To Love Someone Its Ur Fortune To Love D One Who Loves U But Its A Miracle To Love A Person Who Cant Love Anyone Except U

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Friendship Doesn't Occur With Special People, But People Become Special After Being Frnz, I Don't Know Wat I M 2 U But U Will B Always Special 2 Me.......

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A Frd Is Someone Who Understand Ur Past,believs In Ur Future Accept U Today Just The Way U Are.:-)

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Friends Are Like Fiddle Strings, They Must Not Be Screwed Too Tight.

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Ur Friendship Is A Glowing Ember Through The Yr N Each December Frm Its Warm N Livin Spark V Kindle Flame Against Da Dark N With Its Shining Radiance Light Our ...

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A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 Me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Good Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding...

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1+1=2 Eyes Look At U... 12+12=24 Hours Thinking About U... 3+4=7 Days In Week Missing U... 1+11=12 Months I Always Need A Sweet Person Like U......

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A True Friend Understands When You Say, I Forgot... Waits Forever When You Say, 1 Minute... Stays When You Say, Leave Me Alone... And Opens The Door, 'even Befo...

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Boy- Hey I Got A New Car, A Laptop And A Mobile! Girl- That's Cools!! What Does Your Father Do? Boy Replied . . . . . . . . . . . He Sells Onions!...

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Hi Moon! Dim Ur Light. Hello Wind! Breeze Soft. Hi Flower! Blossom Slowly. Hello Earth! Spin Gently. Coz My Friend Is Going To Sleep. Good Night...

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Love Is Broad If You Love Someone, You Love All Things, Not Just Their Beauty. Love Is Narrow You Love One And Only One, Compared To Them, No One Matters. -a. B...

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Messages Are Given To Those Who Are Apart But What Shall I Give When You Are In My Heart.

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Rajnikants Travels So Fast That He Drinks Tea With Obama Inside Whitehouse In Da Morn And Have His Coffee With Karan In Mumbai In Da Evening

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If A Bomb Bursts In A Bra, What Would You Get? T*t-bits... And If It Bursts In A Man's Underwear? Banana Split...

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The Nominees For Nice Lovers Are: You You You You! Yoouu! The Winner Is Me! Coz I Have You!!! ...

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When You Need Someone To Be There For You, Id Be Just Sitting Right Beside You.

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Man To Se.xy Air Hostess: Whats Your Name? Air Hostess: Benz, Sir Man: Lovely Name. Any Relation With Mercedez Benz? Air Hostess: Same Price Sir....

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Friendship Is Like A Mark On A Stone.. Which Can Never B Erased.. But When Sum1 Tries 2 Rub A Stone Erase It. The Fire Produced Can Burn Anyone....

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Should I Smile Because We Are Friends? Or Cry Because We'll Never Be Anything More?

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New Style Of Proposing A Girl.. I Hv Spent Many Sleepless Nights In Ur Luv N I Dont Want My Son 2 Do D Same 4 Your Daughter So Lets Mk Them Brother N Sister.

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