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Whenever I Miss My Friends. I Look At The Sky. Although I Might Not See The Person There. But... I Feel Happy That We Are Under The Same Sky....

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Love Has No Desire But To Fulfill Itself. To Melt And Be Like A Running Brook That Sings Its Melody To The Night. To Wake At Dawn With A Winged Heart And Give T...

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Your Lips Are Like Vodka, And I Want To Get Wasted.

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Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up? All False Girls Look Beautiful Because . . . . Boys Have Good Imagination...

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Wen A Girl Cries 4a Boy It Means She Is Misses Him A Lot ......bt Wen A Boy Cries 4 A Gal It Means No1 In Dis World Can Luv Tht Gal More Dan Dat Guy........

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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U .........z The One Who Invented Alphabets Was A Genius, But He Made A Silly Mistake By Keeping U I So Far...

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Keeping A Place For Me In Your Heart Is Ok, But Keeping A Place For Me In Your Mind Might Be Dangerous Because People Say... I Am Mind Blowing!

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I Was Afraid Of The Time Id Spent Unconscious, Afraid That He Might Have Been Thinking About Right And Wrong Again While He Watched Me Sleep.

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Two Small Kids Boy And Girl Were Crying Some1 Asked Y R U Both Crying??? Girl Said My Doll Has Broken.. Boy Said- Bcoz My Doll Is Crying...

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An Englishman And Santa Inside The Toilet. Englishman: Good Evening, How Do U Do ? Santa: Good Evening, We Open The Zip Do.

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A True Friend Accepts You As You Are, Never Tries To Change You, Someone You Can Always Be Yourself Around, Stands By Your Side Ready To Catch You When You Fall...

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To Love Someone Deeply Gives You Strength. Being Loved By Someone Deeply Gives You Courage. -lao Tzu........

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Once Dinosaurs Borrowed Money From Rajnikanth And Refused To Payhim Back... . . ....... That Was The Last Time Anyone Saw Dinosaurs...

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My Eyes Are Hurting Coz I Can't See U, My Arms R Empty Coz I Can't Hold U, My Lips Are Cold Coz I Can't Kiss U And My Heart Is Breaking Coz I'm Not With U....

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New Dialogue From Rajnikanth Movie: I Will Hit U So Hard That Even Google Will Not Be Able To Find U!

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Angry Husband Sms 2 Father-n-law Your Product Not Meeting My Requirements. Smart Father-n-law Warranty Expired,manufacturer Not Responsible....

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If You Drop Me, I'll Break. If You Hold Me, I'll Shake. If You Need Me, I'll Hurry. If You Don't Call Me, I'll Worry. If You Hurt Me, I'll Cry. But If You ...

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Imp Element Of Frenship Is Comunicatn, Tats Reasn Y My Fingrs R Stil Presng Keys On My Phone. I Dont Want 2 Cut Line Tat Conects Us...

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The Trouble With Some Women Is That They Get All Excited About Nothing -- And Then Marry Him

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48+2 Members Can Sit In A Bus. 5+1 Can Sit In A Car. 3+1 Can Sit In A Auto 1+1 Can Sit In A Bike. Only 1 Can Sit In My Heart, Thats U My Dear Friend.....

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!! Old Is Gold . . . . . . New Is Onions !!.

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When Love Is Your Greatest Weakness, You Will Be The Strongest Person In The World. -garman Wold........

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Women Are Like A Pair Of Rubber Boots. When They Are Dry, You Cannot Enter Them, When They Are Wet, They Smell And When You Walk On The Street With Them, People...

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Love: Increase Ur Heart Value Smile: Increase Ur Face Value Pleasure: Increase Ur Mind Value Friendship: Increase Ur Life Value! Ur Frn

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Hello, This Is God. I Make Few Bad Creations But You Are The Worst Monster I Ever Realised. My Apologies On Behalf Of The Whole World.

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Heights Of ''bad Luck''- A Boy And Girl Met Last Time For Their Break Up... Girl's Father Caught Them Now They R Married Couple.:-)

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A Boy Asked His Mom Where Do Babies Come From And The Mom Said The Stork, Then The Boy Said Who Has S*x With The Stork?

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My Heart Is Made 2 Luv U, My Lips Are Made To Kis U, My Eyes R Made 2 See U, My Hands R Made 2 Hold U .....evry Part Of Me Wants U, Maybe Bcoz I Was Made Just 4...

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Santa Asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh Goes For A Walk In Evening? Banta: Very Simple, Because He Is Pm Not Am.:p

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Friends Come And Go But Enemies Accumulate.

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Most People Hate Cell Phone Use On Trains I Love Cell Phone Use On Trains. What Do You Want To Do, Read That Report On Your Lap, Or Hear About Your Neighbours W...

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Having S*x Is Like Playing Bridge. If You Don't Have A Good Partner, You'd Better Have A Good Hand.

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Any Man Who Can Drive Safely While Kissing A Pretty Girl Is Simply Not Giving The Kiss The Attention It Deserves.

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Hi Moon! Dim Ur Light. Hello Wind! Breeze Soft. Hi Flower! Blossom Slowly. Hello Earth! Spin Gently. Coz My Friend Is Going To Sleep. Good Night...

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Can I Have Your Picture, So Santa Claus Knows Exactly What To Give Me. Happy Christmas.

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A4 All Friend B4-best Friend C4-close Friend D4-dear Friend E4-ever Friend F4-familiar Friend G4-good Friend H4-helping Friend I4-inocent Friend J4-jovial Frien...

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I Love You Because You Are The Kind Of Guy That Laughs When I Fall, But Helps Me Back And Whispers, I Still Love You, In My Ear. :x

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Dream A Dream Tonight As You Sleep. Smile A Smile Tomorrow That You May Keep. May All Of Your Dreams And Wishes Come True Coz I Couldn't Find A Better Friend Li...

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Don't Walk In Front Of Me I May Not Follow. Don't Walk Behind Me I May Not Lead. Just Walk Beside Me And Be My Friend.

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A Guy Walks Into A Post Office One Day To See A Middle-aged, Balding Man Standing At The Counter Met......

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