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A Quote On A Girl's T-shirt .... 'there's A Face Above This...dn't Forget

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Christmas Is Cancelled! I Told Santa You Were Good This Year And He Died Laughing.

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If You Arent Suppose To Drink And Drive, ...............why Do Bars Have Parking Lots ....?/

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Your Lips Are Like Vodka, And I Want To Get Wasted.

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1000 Words 1 Cood Say.1000 Wishes 1 Cood Pray.1000 Miles Legs Cood Walk.1000 Sounds A Mouth Cood Talk.1000 Times Ill B True.1000 Ways 2 Say I Luv U!

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To Love Someone Deeply Gives You Strength. Being Loved By Someone Deeply Gives You Courage. -lao Tzu........

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Fan Is Changed To Ac Radio Is Changed To Tv Caset Is Changed To Cd Lover Is Changed To Wife But No Option ...

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Advertisement By A Panty Manufacture (its Real): We Are Not The Best In The World , But We Are Closest To The Best Thing In The World.....

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New Style Of Proposing A Girl: I Have Spent Many Sleepless Nights In Your Love, And I Don't Want My Son To Do The Same For Your Daughter. So Lets Make Them Brot...

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If A Kiss Was A Raindrop Id Send U Showers.if A Hug Was A Second Id Send U Hours.if A Smile Was Water Id Send U A Sea.if Love Was A Person Id Send U Me!

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Love: Is'nt Abt Expressin Wid Heavy Words.its Abt Undrstndin,a Gentl Touch A Pure Heart Friendship: Is 2 Laugh At The Philosophical Sentnce Above !!!...

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Banta: When I Get Mad At You, You Never Fight Back. How Do You Control Ur Anger? Preeto: I Clean The Toilet. Banta: How Does That Help? Preeto: I Use Ur Toot...

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Don't Walk In Front Of Me I May Not Follow. Don't Walk Behind Me I May Not Lead. Just Walk Beside Me And Be My Friend.

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But Seduction Isn?t Making Someone Do What They Don?t Want To Do. Seduction Is Enticing Someone Into Doing What They Secretly Want To Do Already.

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()() ,* ( 'o' ) ,*** =(,,)=(')-*** (),,,() ** Roses 4 U... Merry Christmas To U...

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Friendship Doesn't Occur With Special People, But People Become Special After Being Frnz, I Don't Know Wat I M 2 U But U Will B Always Special 2 Me.......

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Telling A Lie Is Fault 4 A Little Boy An Art 4 A Lover An Accomplishment 4 A Bachelor And A Matter Of Survival 4 A Married Man

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2012 Will Start With A Combo Of 1111 After 10 Days 11111 Then Again After 10 Months It Will Be 11111 After That 111111. Amazing Indeed.....

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Whenever I Miss My Friends. I Look At The Sky. Although I Might Not See The Person There. But... I Feel Happy That We Are Under The Same Sky....

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An Englishman And Santa Inside The Toilet. Englishman: Good Evening, How Do U Do ? Santa: Good Evening, We Open The Zip Do.

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The Only Thing We Never Get Enough Of Is Love And The Only Thing We Never Give Enough Of Is Love. -henry Miller..........

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If You're Not Under My Tree On Christmas Morning, I'm Going Back To Bed!

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My Friendship Is Not Like Rain Which Comes N Goes Away.. My Friendship Is Like Air Sometimes Silent But Always Around U...

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I'm Sure U've Met My New Girlfriend, She's Been Ur Best Friend For 8 Years.

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Rajinikant Once Ate An Entire Bottle Of Sleeping Pills. They Made Him Blink.

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Rajinikanth Once Kicked A Horse In The Chin. Its Descendants Are Today Called Giraffes.

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A Sardarji Doctor Falls In Love With A Nurse.he Writes A Love Letter To The Nurse :- I Love U Sister.

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Police: R U Married? Sardarji: Yes I'm Married With A Girl. Police: Of Course All Will Be Married With Girl Sardarji: No,my Sister Married With A Boy...........

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I Was Afraid Of The Time Id Spent Unconscious, Afraid That He Might Have Been Thinking About Right And Wrong Again While He Watched Me Sleep.

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Whats Real But Invisible ? Ur Love. Whats True But Unfair ? Ur Away From Me Whats Sweet But Invincible ? Ur Smile Whats Precious But Priceless ? Ur Friendship I...

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Imp Element Of Frenship Is Comunicatn, Tats Reasn Y My Fingrs R Stil Presng Keys On My Phone. I Dont Want 2 Cut Line Tat Conects Us...

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Girl:its 2 Tight Boy:dont Worry,ill Do It Slowly, Gal:push It In, Boy:ah..i Cant, Gal:its Painful, Boy:forget It. . . Well Buy New Wedding Ring!...

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Christmas Is C-hrist's H-istoric, R-emarkable I-ncarnation S-tory, T-elling M-essiah's A-waited S-alvation.

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Where Do You Find A Dog With No Legs? Where You Left It ...

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Boy: I M 20 Years Old Girl: I M Also 20 Boy: Lets Go Girl:where Boy:in My Bed Room Girl:why Boy:lets Play A Twenty20

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There Is No Downside To Winning. It Feels Forever Fabulous.....................

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Girl-what Is My Bra Size? Boy-32 Girl-how? Boy-yesterday I Opened Girl-but In My Bra No Number Is There? Boy-then What? I Am Engineer From Load I Can Calculate ...

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Government Imposing New Taxes. Dating $.10, Hug $.20, Kiss $.30, Love $.50. But You Dont Worry, Flirting Is Still Free

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A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professor Cabin And Say That I Will Do Anything To Pass In The Exams And Professor Says Now Open Your . . . . . Books And Study...

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