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Why Were Males Created Before Females? Cos You Always Need A Rough Draft Before The Final Copy.

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New Style Of Proposing A Girl.. I Hv Spent Many Sleepless Nights In Ur Luv N I Dont Want My Son 2 Do D Same 4 Your Daughter So Lets Mk Them Brother N Sister.

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Your Lips Are Like Vodka, And I Want To Get Wasted.

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I Want You 2 Know That Our Friendship Means Alot 2 Me. U Cry, I Cry, U Laugh, I Laugh, U Jump Out A Window.. I Look Down And Laugh Again!

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Tests Of Love Always End Badly................................... ......................................................................................... ...

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Friendship Is Like Peeing In Your Pants. Every1 Can C It But Only U Can Feel Its True Warmth. Thank U 4 Being The Pee In My Pants

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Shorter The Skirt Better The View.

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There Is No Downside To Winning. It Feels Forever Fabulous.....................

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The Early Bird Might Get The Worm, But The Second Mouse Gets The Cheese.

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If A Girl Is In Love... Her Parents Say, Who's That Idiot? If A Boy Is In Love... His Parents Say,idiot Who's That Girl? Moral: No Matter Who's In Love, Boys ...

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If A Kiss Was A Raindrop Id Send U Showers.if A Hug Was A Second Id Send U Hours.if A Smile Was Water Id Send U A Sea.if Love Was A Person Id Send U Me!

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Santa: I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before Leaving For Office, What About You... Banta: Me Too, After You Leave...ha Hahahhahah

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Love Is Like War ... Easy To Start ... Difficult To End ... Impossible To Forget...

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I'm Sure U've Met My New Girlfriend, She's Been Ur Best Friend For 8 Years.

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I'm Not Somebody Special.. But . . . . . . . . . . . I'm Just One Of D God's Limited Edition...

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Government Pays Tax To Rajnikant For Working In India...........

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Ur Friendship Is A Glowing Ember Through The Yr N Each December Frm Its Warm N Livin Spark V Kindle Flame Against Da Dark N With Its Shining Radiance Light Our ...

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A Hug Is A Hug A Kiss Is A Kiss, Without You In My Life Baby I Love You Is What I Will Miss. You Took Me By The Hand You Swept Me Off My Feet. So Please Unders...

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Every Man Search The Second Mother In The Name Of Loverevery Woman Search The First Child In The Name Of Her Lover- Sheaksphere....

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We Waste Time Looking For The Perfect Lover, Instead Of Creating The Perfect Love. -tom Robbins......

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Break Up Tip How To Create The Biggest Doubt In Ur Lover About Yourself? Very Simple.. Just Suddenly Sms Them Saying I Love You Too Game Over.......

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Whats Real But Invisible ? Ur Love. Whats True But Unfair ? Ur Away From Me Whats Sweet But Invincible ? Ur Smile Whats Precious But Priceless ? Ur Friendship I...

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Love Is Never As Ferocious As When You Think It's Going To Leave You. Anita Shreve..............................

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Love: Increase Ur Heart Value Smile: Increase Ur Face Value Pleasure: Increase Ur Mind Value Friendship: Increase Ur Life Value! Ur Frn

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Telling A Lie Is Fault 4 A Little Boy An Art 4 A Lover An Accomplishment 4 A Bachelor And A Matter Of Survival 4 A Married Man

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From Mon To Sun, From Jan To Dec, From Birth Till My Death, My Feelings 4 U Have Never Changed. For Me, You've Always Been ..........a Headache!...

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Love: Is'nt Abt Expressin Wid Heavy Words.its Abt Undrstndin,a Gentl Touch A Pure Heart Friendship: Is 2 Laugh At The Philosophical Sentnce Above !!!...

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Having S*x Is Like Playing Bridge. If You Don't Have A Good Partner, You'd Better Have A Good Hand.

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Boy: Don't Go Away!!! Girl: Why? Boy: Because You Are My Oxygen. I Can't Breathe Without You.

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New Year Chain ! A= Arko B= C= D= E= F= G= H= I= J= K= L= M= N= O= P= Q R= S= T= U= V= W= X= Y= Z= Enter Ur Name Frwd Dis Msg 2 All Ur Frnds... How Long Ur Na...

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I Will Give You One Kiss To Go To Sleep. I Give You Two Kisses To Dream. I Give You An Endless Row Of Kisses To, When You Wake Up In The Morning, Think Of Me.

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It's Still The Start Of A New Day... But Then You're There... Completing It Already... :)...

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To Hav A Lovely Life;either, One Must Hav A True Lover Greater Den All Friends,or, One Must Hav A True Friend Who Really Cares,more Den A Lover ... Gud Mrng ...

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My Sms R Few,yet My Heart Is True.i Get Many Friends New,but Not As Sweet As U.i Nvr Try 2 Remember U.. Bcos I Nvr 4get U... My Friend!!!! :)

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New Style Of Proposing A Girl: I Have Spent Many Sleepless Nights In Your Love, And I Don't Want My Son To Do The Same For Your Daughter. So Lets Make Them Br...

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Whats Live ? Live Is Love. Whats Love ? Love Is Kissing. Whats Kissing ? Come Here And I Show You

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Love Is Broad If You Love Someone, You Love All Things, Not Just Their Beauty. Love Is Narrow You Love One And Only One, Compared To Them, No One Matters. -a. B...

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Going To Church Doesn't Make You A Christian Any More Than Standing In A Garage Makes You A Car.

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This Place Is No Longer New To Me, But People! They Are Still The Same, So Are My Dreams! I Wish, You Will Find Someone Like Yourself, I Will Miss You, My ...

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Why Is It When Your Wife Becomes Pregnant All Her Female Friends Rub Her Belly And Say Congratulations, But None Of Them Rub Your Willy And Say Well Done?

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