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Boy N Girl In A Restaurant Boy-i Love U Girl-i Don't Love U Boy-think Again? Girl- I Told U No Boy-waiter,bring Separate Bills Girl-oh God,yes I Love U Too......

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The Nominees For Nice Lovers Are: You You You You! Yoouu! The Winner Is Me! Coz I Have You!!! ...

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Love Is A Hand Watch, Only One Person Can See The Time. But Friendship Is Like A Wall Clock, Every One Can See The Time.

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If A Kiss Was A Raindrop Id Send U Showers.if A Hug Was A Second Id Send U Hours.if A Smile Was Water Id Send U A Sea.if Love Was A Person Id Send U Me!

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New Style Of Proposing A Girl.. I Hv Spent Many Sleepless Nights In Ur Luv N I Dont Want My Son 2 Do D Same 4 Your Daughter So Lets Mk Them Brother N Sister.

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My Sms R Few,yet My Heart Is True.i Get Many Friends New,but Not As Sweet As U.i Nvr Try 2 Remember U.. Bcos I Nvr 4get U... My Friend!!!! :)

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To Love Is A Duty And Right. To Be Loved Is A Gift And Luck. To Love Someone Who Loves U Is An Achievement. To Be Loved By Someone Whom U Love Is Life!

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New Style Of Proposing A Girl, I'hv Spent Many Sleepless Nights In Ur Luv N I Dont Wnt My Son 2 Do D Same 4 Ur Daughter. So Lets Make Them Brother N Sister

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American: In Our Country , Marriage Even Takes Place With Email. Santa: In India, It Is Only With A Female

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I'm Sure U've Met My New Girlfriend, She's Been Ur Best Friend For 8 Years.

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Height Of Oh S**t.. Like A Situavation:- A Guy Takes Blade N Writes His Girlfriend's Name On His Forearms N?? N?? N?? ...... Makes A Spelling Mistake...

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Rajinikanth Doesnt Breathe. Air Hides In His Lungs For Protection.

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Give Me A Kiss, And To That Kiss A Score Then To That Twenty, Add A Hundred More: A Thousand To That Hundred: So Kiss On, To Make That Thousand Up A Million. Tr...

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Banta: When I Get Mad At You, You Never Fight Back. How Do You Control Ur Anger? Preeto: I Clean The Toilet. Banta: How Does That Help? Preeto: I Use Ur Toot...

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Girl To Doc: I Have An Infection Down In My Pu**y! After Examine, Doc: When Did U Hd Last S3x? Girl: Mmmm.. About Two Months Ago! Doc: Oh.. This Not Infection T...

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It Isn't Possible To Love And Part...you Can Transmutate Love, Ignore It, Muddle It, But You Can Never Pull It Out Of You. I Know From Experience That The Poets...

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Boy: Don't Go Away!!! Girl: Why? Boy: Because You Are My Oxygen. I Can't Breathe Without You.

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Fan Is Changed To Ac Radio Is Changed To Tv Caset Is Changed To Cd Lover Is Changed To Wife But No Option ...

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From Mon To Sun, From Jan To Dec, From Birth Till My Death, My Feelings 4 U Have Never Changed. For Me, You've Always Been ..........a Headache!...

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Love: Is'nt Abt Expressin Wid Heavy Words.its Abt Undrstndin,a Gentl Touch A Pure Heart Friendship: Is 2 Laugh At The Philosophical Sentnce Above !!!...

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A: Why Are All Those People Running? B: They Are Running A Race To Get A Cup. A: Who Will Get The Cup? B: The Person Who Wins. A: Then Why Are All The Others Ru...

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Teacher 2 Sleepy Student: Who Invented Steam Engine ???? Student: What Ma'am ???? Teacher: Yes, Correst. It's James Watt. Moral: Sleeping Improves Ur Genera...

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New Style Of Proposing Boy: Can I Take A Photo. Girl: Why? Boy: Just Wanted 2 Show My Children How Their Mom Looked In Her Younger Age. . . =p-,...

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A Smile Is The Best Lighting System Of The Face, The Best Cooling System Of The Head, And The Best Warming System Of The Heart. Keep Smiling

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Modern Lov Story.!!? A Girl- I Love U Boy-me Too Girl-how Much Do U Love Me? Boy-as Much As U Do Girl-u Cheat. I Thought Really Love Me....

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Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up? All False Girls Look Beautiful Because . . . . Boys Have Good Imagination...

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Girl-what Is My Bra Size? Boy-32 Girl-how? Boy-yesterday I Opened Girl-but In My Bra No Number Is There? Boy-then What? I Am Engineer From Load I Can Calculate ...

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Women Are Like A Pair Of Rubber Boots. When They Are Dry, You Cannot Enter Them, When They Are Wet, They Smell And When You Walk On The Street With Them, People...

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Boy And Girl Of Class 2 Asked Teacher: Can Kids Of Our Age Have Kids? Teacher Replied No Never!! Boy Said To Girl : See I Told You Not To Worry!!!!.....

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A Short Hello Makes One Glow. A Short Hi Makes One Smile. A Short Kiss Makes A Day Great. A Short Text Is Not Enough, So Keep Sending M

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A Friendship Can Weather Most Things And Thrive In Thin Soil But It Needs A Little Mulch Of Letters And Phone Calls And Small, Silly Presents Every So Often - J...

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If You Arent Suppose To Drink And Drive, ...............why Do Bars Have Parking Lots ....?/

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Christmas May Be Many Things Or It May Be A Few. For You, The Joy Is Each New Toy For Me Its Watching U.

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When A Man Opens The Door Of His Car For His Wife, You Can Be Sure Of One Thing Either The Car Is New Or The Wife.

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This Message Is Strictly For Cute Charming People Only, . . . . . Since You Accidentally Receive It , We Deeply Apologize For Disturbance Due To The Technical...

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Wife: My Hubby I Have, What He Calls-olympic S*x . Friend: Wow, Must Be A Terrific S*x Life? Wife: Not Really. It Only Happens Once In 4 Years.

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Dear Santa . . . . . I Can Explain.. .

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New Year Chain ! A= Arko B= C= D= E= F= G= H= I= J= K= L= M= N= O= P= Q R= S= T= U= V= W= X= Y= Z= Enter Ur Name Frwd Dis Msg 2 All Ur Frnds... How Long Ur Na...

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Congrats.a New Puzzle Game Has Been Installed In Your Phone. To Play,throw Your Phone Against The Wall.then Assemble The Pieces....

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Love Is Never As Ferocious As When You Think It's Going To Leave You. Anita Shreve..............................

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