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News Flash! Earthquake In India Kills 50,000! Usa Sends Food. Australia Sends Clothes. Britain Sends Replacements.

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Funny Headlines Crack Found In Man's Buttocks Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery - Hundreds Dead Miners Refuse To Work After Death 17 Remain Dead In Morgue Shoo...

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