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Right Now I'm Having Amnesia And Deja Vu At The Same Time - I Think I've Forgotten This Before.

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Relax, Its Only Ones And Zeros

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When Asked What Forgiveness Is, A Little Girl Gave This Beautiful Answer, “forgiveness Is Sweet Scent That A Flower Gives When It Is Crushed.

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Were You Arrested Earlier? It's Gotta Be Illegal To Look That Good.

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You Are So Beautiful That I Would Crawl Ten Miles On My Hands And Knees Through Broken Glass Just To Jerk Off In Your Shadow.

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If I Could Rearrange The Alphabet, I'd Put U And I Together.

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A Lady Is A Women Who Make A Man Behave Like A Gentalman.you'er Such A Lady To Me.

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Is Your Name Gillette? ...coz You're The Best A Man Can Get.

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I Don't Know What You Think Of Me, But I Hope It's X-rated.

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The Only Thing Your Eyes Haven't Told Me Is Your Name.

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Would You Touch Me So I Can Tell My Friends I've Been Touched By An Angel?

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Help, Somethings Wrong With My Eyes - I Just Can't Take Them Off You.

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Excuse Me, Do You Have Your Phone Number, I Seem To Have Lost Mine.

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Would You Touch Me So I Can Tell My Friends I've Been Touched By An Angel?

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This Is Your Cellphone Operator. We Just Found Out You're Too Dumb To Use Your Phone, So Please Put It On Ground And Start Jumping On It. Thank You

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You Know The Power Company Is Looking For You Coz You're So Electrifying.

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Are We Related? Do You Want To Be?

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Hardest Moment Is Not That When U Lose Something N Tears Come Out Of Ur Eyes,but Its D One Wen U Lose Something N Still U Manage To Smile...

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Excuse Me, But I Do Think It's Time We Met.

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Take An Ice Cube To The Bar, Smash It, And Say, Now That I've Broken The Ice, Lets Talk

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Wait Until The End Of The Evening When Everything Is Real Hazy And Alcohol Soaked, Walk Up To Someone You've Never Met And Say, Come On, We're Leaving.

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I've Just Moved You To The Top Of My 'to Do' List.

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You're Like A Dictionary - You Add Meaning To My Life!

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I'm Wearing Revlon Colourstay Lipstick. Wanna Help Me Test The Claim It Won't Kiss Off?

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Help, Somethings Wrong With My Eyes - I Just Can't Take Them Off You.

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Is There An Airport Nearby Or Is That Just My Heart Taking Off?

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Define Breast?b - Beautifulr - Round Shapede - Equipmenta - Amazinglys - Soft Witht - Tasty Milk ......peo Aur Jeo.........

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Is It That Cold Out Or Are You Just Smuggling Tic-tac's.

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I Heard You Took An Iq Test And They Said You're Results Were Negative.

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Shall We Talk Or Continue Flirting From A Distance?

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I Think I Feel Like Richard Gere - I'm Standing Next To You, The Pretty Woman.

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I Don't Know What You Think Of Me, But I Hope It's X-rated.

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Why'd They Call It Pms? Cos Mad Cow Disease Was Already Taken!

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When Ur Lonely And Upset, Just Turn To The Mirror And Say, Shit, Im So Cute. Then U'll Feel Fine... But Dont Make It A Habit, Cause Liars Go To Hell!

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Honey, I'm New In This Town - Dya Think I Could Have Directions To Your House.

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Is Your Name Summer? 'cause You Are As Hot As Hell.

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I'm A Frog But If U Kiss Me I'll Turn Into A Prince

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Hello. Are You Taking Any Applications For A Boy/girlfriend?

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When I'm Older, I'll Look Back At All Of My Crowning Memories, And Think Of The Day My Children Were Born, The Day I Got Married, And The Day That I Met You.

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Can You Say Constantinople Backwards? Me Neither, But I Just Wanted To Ask.

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