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Is Your Name Gillette? ...coz You're The Best A Man Can Get.

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Common Sense Isn't Common

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Sensible Thought: Do Not Loose What You Have, By Desiring What U Dont Have; Because, What You Have Now, Is One Of The Many Things, U Once Desired....

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You're Like A Pringle. Once I Pop Ya, I Just Can't Stop Ya.

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Define Breast?b - Beautifulr - Round Shapede - Equipmenta - Amazinglys - Soft Witht - Tasty Milk ......peo Aur Jeo.........

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Remember: Don't Insult The Alligator Till After You Cross The River.

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Will You Be My Xmas Cracker? I'd Really Like To Pull You.

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See A Mistake As A Mistake, Not As My Or Her Mistake. My Means Guilt; Her Means Anger.

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Why Don't You Come Over Here, Sit On My Lap And We'll Talk About The First Thing That Pops Up?

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Excuse Me, Do You Have Your Phone Number, I Seem To Have Lost Mine.

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Do You Have A Bandaid? Cos I Just Scraped My Knee Falling For You.

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When Ur Lonely And Upset, Just Turn To The Mirror And Say, Shit, Im So Cute. Then U'll Feel Fine... But Dont Make It A Habit, Cause Liars Go To Hell!

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Nothing Succeeds Like Excess

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When Asked What Forgiveness Is, A Little Girl Gave This Beautiful Answer, “forgiveness Is Sweet Scent That A Flower Gives When It Is Crushed.

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I'm A Frog But If U Kiss Me I'll Turn Into A Prince

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Girl, You Gotta Be Tired Coz You Been Runnin Through My Mind All Day.

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Baicarumba...are Those Real?

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You Know, I Ain't This Tall. I'm Just Sitting On My Wallet.

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Never Hurt A Heart That Cares For U,bcoz Wounded Hearts R Like Crushd Flowers Dat Never Bloom Again But Leave D Perfume On D Hands Dat Crush Them..................

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Is Your Name Summer? 'cause You Are As Hot As Hell.

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I'm Wearing Revlon Colourstay Lipstick. Wanna Help Me Test The Claim It Won't Kiss Off?

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You're Eyes Are Bluer Than The Atlantic Ocean And Baby, I'm All Lost At Sea.

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If You Don't Wanna Have Kids With Me, Then Why Don't We Just Practice?

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Can You Say Constantinople Backwards? Me Neither, But I Just Wanted To Ask.

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I Bet You $40 You're Gonna Turn Me Down.

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Help, Somethings Wrong With My Eyes - I Just Can't Take Them Off You.

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Wait Until The End Of The Evening When Everything Is Real Hazy And Alcohol Soaked, Walk Up To Someone You've Never Met And Say, Come On, We're Leaving.

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I Just Wanted To Show This Rose How Incredibly Beautiful You Are!

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Do You Mind If I Stare At You Up Close Instead Of From Across The Room?

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I Don't Know What You Think Of Me, But I Hope It's X-rated.

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I'm Bigger And Better Than The Titanic ... Only 200 Woman Went Down On The Titanic

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Hitler's Great Comment. . . Dont Compare Yourself With Anyone In This World . . If You Do . . You R Insulting Yourself

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Wait Until The End Of The Evening When Everything Is Real Hazy And Alcohol Soaked, Walk Up To Someone You've Never Met And Say, Come On, We're Leaving.

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Do I Know You From Somewhere, Because I Don't Recognize You With Your Clothes On?

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Is There An Airport Nearby Or Is That Just My Heart Taking Off?

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Right Now I'm Having Amnesia And Deja Vu At The Same Time - I Think I've Forgotten This Before.

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Smtimes We Mst Gt Hurt In Order2grow, We Mst Fail In Order 2 Know, We Must Lose In Order 2 Gain. Bcoz Some Lessons R Best Learned Thru Pain...

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I'm Sorry, Were You Talking To Me? Her: No. Well Then, Please Start. .

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Excuse Me. I'm From The Fbi, The Fine Body Investigators, And I'm Going To Have To Ask You To Assume The Position.

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That Outfit Would Look Great In A Crumpled Heap Next To My Bed.

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