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I Miss My Teddy Bear. Would You Sleep With Me?

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When Ur Lonely And Upset, Just Turn To The Mirror And Say, Shit, Im So Cute. Then U'll Feel Fine... But Dont Make It A Habit, Cause Liars Go To Hell!

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What's A Nice Girl Like You Doing With A Face Like That?

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If I Had A Rose For Every Time I Thought Of You, I Would Be Walking Through A Garden Forever.

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I'm A Frog But If U Kiss Me I'll Turn Into A Prince

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You're Eyes Are Bluer Than The Atlantic Ocean And Baby, I'm All Lost At Sea.

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A Lady Is A Women Who Make A Man Behave Like A Gentalman.you'er Such A Lady To Me.

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Just Because You're Smart Does Not Mean That The Other Guy Is Stupid.

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Greetings And Salivations

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People Often Feel Smthin But Express Smthin Else.. Dey Mean Smthin But Say Smthin Else So Learn D Art Of Sayin Nothin In Such A Way,dat It Leavs Nothin Unsai...

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I've Got The Ship, You've Got The Harbor ... What Say We Tie Up For The Night?

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Excuse Me, But I Do Think It's Time We Met.

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Hitler's Great Comment. . . Dont Compare Yourself With Anyone In This World . . If You Do . . You R Insulting Yourself...

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Do You Mind If I Stare At You Up Close Instead Of From Across The Room?

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You're Like A Pringle. Once I Pop Ya, I Just Can't Stop Ya.

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I Hope You Know Cpr, Cos You Take My Breath Away!

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I'd Like To Name A Multiple Orgasm After You.

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Remember Me Like Pressed Flower In Ur Notebook.it May Not B Having Any Fragnance,but Will Remind U Of My Existance 4ever..in Ur Life.

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Do You Know Karate? Cos Damn It Honey, Your Body Is Really Kickin.

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Screw Me If I Am Wrong, But Haven't We Met Before?

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Girl, You Gotta Be Tired Coz You Been Runnin Through My Mind All Day.

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When Ur Lonely And Upset, Just Turn To The Mirror And Say, Shit, Im So Cute. Then U'll Feel Fine... But Dont Make It A Habit, Cause Liars Go To Hell!

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Why'd They Call It Pms? Cos Mad Cow Disease Was Already Taken!

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Do You Have The Time? [gives The Time] No, The Time To Write Down My Number?

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You See My Friend Over There? He Wants To Know If You Think I'm Cute.

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Screw Me If I Am Wrong, But Haven't We Met Before?

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I'm Wearing Revlon Colourstay Lipstick. Wanna Help Me Test The Claim It Won't Kiss Off?

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I Think I Can Die Happy Now, Coz I've Just Seen A Piece Of Heaven.

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Would You Touch Me So I Can Tell My Friends I've Been Touched By An Angel?

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Hello. Are You Taking Any Applications For A Boy/girlfriend?

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This Is Your Cellphone Operator. We Just Found Out You're Too Dumb To Use Your Phone, So Please Put It On Ground And Start Jumping On It. Thank You

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F L I R T Yp I C K U Pl I N Ethere Must Besomething Wrongwith My Eyes,i Can't Takethem Off You.(.^_^.)

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Can You Say Constantinople Backwards? Me Neither, But I Just Wanted To Ask.

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Will You Be My Xmas Cracker? I'd Really Like To Pull You.

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Someday, We'll Look Back On This, Laugh Nervously And Change The Subject.

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I Don't Know What You Think Of Me, But I Hope It's X-rated.

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Damn, If Being Sexy Was A Crime, You'd Be Guilty As Charged!

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Hi, I Just Wanted To Give You The Satisfaction Of Turning Me Down; Go Ahead Say No.

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The Trouble With Being Punctual Is That Nobody's There To Appreciate It.

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