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Damn, If Being Sexy Was A Crime, You'd Be Guilty As Charged!

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I Don't Know What You Think Of Me, But I Hope It's X-rated.

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Hi. I Suffer From Amnesia. Do I Come Here Often?

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Its Always Better To Loose Ur Pride With Someone U Luv Rather Than Loose Someone U Luv 4ur Useless Pride.

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I Think I Feel Like Richard Gere - I'm Standing Next To You, The Pretty Woman.

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When I'm Older, I'll Look Back At All Of My Crowning Memories, And Think Of The Day My Children Were Born, The Day I Got Married, And The Day That I Met You.

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This Is Your Cellphone Operator. We Just Found Out You're Too Dumb To Use Your Phone, So Please Put It On Ground And Start Jumping On It. Thank You

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Was You Father An Alien? Cos Honey On Planet Earth There's Nothing Else Like You!

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Hitler's Great Comment. . . Dont Compare Yourself With Anyone In This World . . If You Do . . You R Insulting Yourself

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Excuse Me, Do You Live Around Here Often?

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I Don't Know What You Think Of Me, But I Hope It's X-rated.

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Wait Until The End Of The Evening When Everything Is Real Hazy And Alcohol Soaked, Walk Up To Someone You've Never Met And Say, Come On, We're Leaving.

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Remember Me Like Pressed Flower In Ur Notebook.it May Not B Having Any Fragnance,but Will Remind U Of My Existance 4ever..in Ur Life.

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Wait Until The End Of The Evening When Everything Is Real Hazy And Alcohol Soaked, Walk Up To Someone You've Never Met And Say, Come On, We're Leaving.

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Were You Arrested Earlier? It's Gotta Be Illegal To Look That Good.

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This Is Your Cellphone Operator. We Just Found Out You're Too Dumb To Use Your Phone, So Please Put It On Ground And Start Jumping On It. Thank You

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Baicarumba...are Those Real?

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Hey Baby, You Must Be A Light Switch, Coz Every Time I See You, You Turn Me On!

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Relation Is When Someone Hurts U,u Dnt Hurt Back.. When Someone Shouts At U, U Dont Shout Back,but When Someone Needs U, U Always Come Back

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I Just Wanted To Show This Rose How Incredibly Beautiful You Are!

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People Often Feel Smthin But Express Smthin Else.. Dey Mean Smthin But Say Smthin Else So Learn D Art Of Sayin Nothin In Such A Way,dat It Leavs Nothin Unsai...

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Be Unique And Different, Just Say Yes.

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F L I R T Yp I C K U Pl I N Ethere Must Besomething Wrongwith My Eyes,i Can't Takethem Off You.(.^_^.)

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The Trouble With Being Punctual Is That Nobody's There To Appreciate It.

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I'm Sick. My Medicine Is To Talk To You.

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If I Had A Rose For Every Time I Thought Of You, I Would Be Walking Through A Garden Forever.

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Is It That Cold Out Or Are You Just Smuggling Tic-tac's.

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When Ur Lonely And Upset, Just Turn To The Mirror And Say, Shit, Im So Cute. Then U'll Feel Fine... But Dont Make It A Habit, Cause Liars Go To Hell!

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Do You Have A Map? Cos Honey, I Just Keep Gettin Lost In Your Eyes.

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Remember: Don't Insult The Alligator Till After You Cross The River.

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Girl, You Gotta Be Tired Coz You Been Runnin Through My Mind All Day.

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If You Don't Wanna Have Kids With Me, Then Why Don't We Just Practice?

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Hardest Moment Is Not That When U Lose Something N Tears Come Out Of Ur Eyes,but Its D One Wen U Lose Something N Still U Manage To Smile...

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Greetings And Salivations

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Can I Flirt With You?

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Excuse Me, I Just Noticed You Noticing Me And I Just Wanted To Give You Notice That I Noticed You Too.

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Hello. Cupid Called. He Says To Tell You That He Needs My Heart Back.

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Apart From Being Sexy, What Do You Do For A Living?

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I've Got The Ship, You've Got The Harbor ... What Say We Tie Up For The Night?

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Are We Related? Do You Want To Be?

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