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What's A Nice Girl Like You Doing With A Face Like That?

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Damn, If Being Sexy Was A Crime, You'd Be Guilty As Charged!

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See A Mistake As A Mistake, Not As My Or Her Mistake. My Means Guilt; Her Means Anger.

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You're Like A Dictionary - You Add Meaning To My Life!

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You're Eyes Are Bluer Than The Atlantic Ocean And Baby, I'm All Lost At Sea.

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Someday, We'll Look Back On This, Laugh Nervously And Change The Subject.

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It's Not My Fault I Fell In Love. You Are The One That Tripped Me.

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You Are So Beautiful That I Would Crawl Ten Miles On My Hands And Knees Through Broken Glass Just To Jerk Off In Your Shadow.

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Was You Father An Alien? Cos Honey On Planet Earth There's Nothing Else Like You!

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Do I Know You From Somewhere, Because I Don't Recognize You With Your Clothes On?

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You Must Be Going To Hell, Because It Is A Sin To Look That Good.

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Screw Me If I Am Wrong, But Haven't We Met Before?

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Excuse Me, But I Do Think It's Time We Met.

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People Often Feel Smthin But Express Smthin Else.. Dey Mean Smthin But Say Smthin Else So Learn D Art Of Sayin Nothin In Such A Way,dat It Leavs Nothin Unsai...

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This Is Your Cellphone Operator. We Just Found Out You're Too Dumb To Use Your Phone, So Please Put It On Ground And Start Jumping On It. Thank You

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Were You Arrested Earlier? It's Gotta Be Illegal To Look That Good.

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F L I R T Yp I C K U Pl I N Ethere Must Besomething Wrongwith My Eyes,i Can't Takethem Off You.(.^_^.)

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Please Help The Homeless. Take Me Home With You...

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Never Hurt A Heart That Cares For U,bcoz Wounded Hearts R Like Crushd Flowers Dat Never Bloom Again But Leave D Perfume On D Hands Dat Crush Them..................

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When Ur Lonely And Upset, Just Turn To The Mirror And Say, Shit, Im So Cute. Then U'll Feel Fine... But Dont Make It A Habit, Cause Liars Go To Hell!

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Excuse Me. I'm From The Fbi, The Fine Body Investigators, And I'm Going To Have To Ask You To Assume The Position.

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There's This Movie I Wanted To See And My Mom Said I Couldn't Go By Myself.

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I Heard You Took An Iq Test And They Said You're Results Were Negative.

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I've Just Moved You To The Top Of My 'to Do' List.

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You Know The Power Company Is Looking For You Coz You're So Electrifying.

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I'm Sorry, Were You Talking To Me? Her: No. Well Then, Please Start. .

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Hi, I Just Wanted To Give You The Satisfaction Of Turning Me Down; Go Ahead Say No.

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Excuse Me, Do You Live Around Here Often?

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I Think I Feel Like Richard Gere - I'm Standing Next To You, The Pretty Woman.

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Hello. Are You Taking Any Applications For A Boy/girlfriend?

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You Know, I Ain't This Tall. I'm Just Sitting On My Wallet.

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A Lady Is A Women Who Make A Man Behave Like A Gentalman.you'er Such A Lady To Me.

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Hey Baby, You Must Be A Light Switch, Coz Every Time I See You, You Turn Me On!

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Do You Have A Bandaid? Cos I Just Scraped My Knee Falling For You.

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Wait Until The End Of The Evening When Everything Is Real Hazy And Alcohol Soaked, Walk Up To Someone You've Never Met And Say, Come On, We're Leaving.

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When I'm Older, I'll Look Back At All Of My Crowning Memories, And Think Of The Day My Children Were Born, The Day I Got Married, And The Day That I Met You.

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Shall We Talk Or Continue Flirting From A Distance?

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I'm Sick. My Medicine Is To Talk To You.

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Sensible Thought: Do Not Loose What You Have, By Desiring What U Dont Have; Because, What You Have Now, Is One Of The Many Things, U Once Desired....

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Victory Is Not The Measure Of The Position Where You Are, Rather Than It Is The Amount Of Obstacles Crossed By You To Reach That Position*.........*

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