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Gee, That's A Nice Set Of Legs, What Time Do They Open?

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Excuse Me. I'm From The Fbi, The Fine Body Investigators, And I'm Going To Have To Ask You To Assume The Position.

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Excuse Me. I'm From The Fbi, The Fine Body Investigators, And I'm Going To Have To Ask You To Assume The Position.

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Is There An Airport Nearby Or Is That Just My Heart Taking Off?

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Do You Mind If I Stare At You Up Close Instead Of From Across The Room?

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When Asked What Forgiveness Is, A Little Girl Gave This Beautiful Answer, “forgiveness Is Sweet Scent That A Flower Gives When It Is Crushed. “...

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Shall We Talk Or Continue Flirting From A Distance?

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If You Don't Wanna Have Kids With Me, Then Why Don't We Just Practice?

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You Are So Beautiful That I Would Crawl Ten Miles On My Hands And Knees Through Broken Glass Just To Jerk Off In Your Shadow.

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Do You Know Karate? Cos Damn It Honey, Your Body Is Really Kickin.

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I Heard You Took An Iq Test And They Said You're Results Were Negative.

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Remember: Don't Insult The Alligator Till After You Cross The River.

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Girl, You Gotta Be Tired Coz You Been Runnin Through My Mind All Day.

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I Just Wanted To Show This Rose How Incredibly Beautiful You Are!

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You Know The Power Company Is Looking For You Coz You're So Electrifying.

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Help, Somethings Wrong With My Eyes - I Just Can't Take Them Off You.

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Please Help The Homeless. Take Me Home With You...

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Do You Have A Map? Cos Honey, I Just Keep Gettin Lost In Your Eyes.

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What Time Do You Have To Be Back In Heaven?

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Why'd They Call It Pms? Cos Mad Cow Disease Was Already Taken!

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You Be The Dairy Queen And I'll Be Your Burger King: If You Treat Me Right I'll Do It Your Way

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I Hope You Know Cpr, Cos You Take My Breath Away!

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Damn, If Being Sexy Was A Crime, You'd Be Guilty As Charged!

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Is Your Name Gillette? ...coz You're The Best A Man Can Get.

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The Only Thing That Matters Is That We're Together.

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Take An Ice Cube To The Bar, Smash It, And Say, Now That I've Broken The Ice, Lets Talk

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Common Sense Isn't Common

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Hi, I Just Wanted To Give You The Satisfaction Of Turning Me Down; Go Ahead Say No.

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Hey Baby, You Must Be A Light Switch, Coz Every Time I See You, You Turn Me On!

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If You Don't Wanna Have Kids With Me, Then Why Don't We Just Practice?

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The Only Thing That Matters Is That We're Together.

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Do You Have The Time? [gives The Time] No, The Time To Write Down My Number?

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Excuse Me, Do You Have Your Phone Number, I Seem To Have Lost Mine.

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Damn Girl, You Have More Curves Than A Race Track.

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What's A Nice Girl Like You Doing With A Face Like That?

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Are We Related? Do You Want To Be?

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Do You Mind If I Stare At You Up Close Instead Of From Across The Room?

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Can You Say Constantinople Backwards? Me Neither, But I Just Wanted To Ask.

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Never Hurt A Heart That Cares For U,bcoz Wounded Hearts R Like Crushd Flowers Dat Never Bloom Again But Leave D Perfume On D Hands Dat Crush Them..................

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Were You Arrested Earlier? It's Gotta Be Illegal To Look That Good.

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