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Would You Touch Me So I Can Tell My Friends I've Been Touched By An Angel?

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You Are A 9.999. Well, You'd Be A Perfect 10 If You Were With Me.

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Do You Know Karate? Cos Damn It Honey, Your Body Is Really Kickin.

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I'm Wearing Revlon Colourstay Lipstick. Wanna Help Me Test The Claim It Won't Kiss Off?

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That Outfit Would Look Great In A Crumpled Heap Next To My Bed.

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You Know The Power Company Is Looking For You Coz You're So Electrifying.

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I'm Sorry, Were You Talking To Me? Her: No. Well Then, Please Start. .

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I Miss My Teddy Bear. Would You Sleep With Me?

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Never Hurt A Heart That Cares For U,bcoz Wounded Hearts R Like Crushd Flowers Dat Never Bloom Again But Leave D Perfume On D Hands Dat Crush Them..................

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Damn, If Being Sexy Was A Crime, You'd Be Guilty As Charged!

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I'm Sick. My Medicine Is To Talk To You.

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Girl, You Gotta Be Tired Coz You Been Runnin Through My Mind All Day.

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If I Had A Rose For Every Time I Thought Of You, I Would Be Walking Through A Garden Forever.

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If You Were A Laser, You'd Be Set On Stunning.

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Will You Be My Xmas Cracker? I'd Really Like To Pull You.

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When Ur Lonely And Upset, Just Turn To The Mirror And Say, Shit, Im So Cute. Then U'll Feel Fine... But Dont Make It A Habit, Cause Liars Go To Hell!

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Excuse Me. I'm From The Fbi, The Fine Body Investigators, And I'm Going To Have To Ask You To Assume The Position.

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If I Could Rearrange The Alphabet, I'd Put U And I Together.

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I Heard You Took An Iq Test And They Said You're Results Were Negative.

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I Just Wanted To Show This Rose How Incredibly Beautiful You Are!

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Do You Have A Bandaid? Cos I Just Scraped My Knee Falling For You.

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Are We Related? Do You Want To Be?

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Damn, If Being Sexy Was A Crime, You'd Be Guilty As Charged!

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F L I R T Yp I C K U Pl I N Ethere Must Besomething Wrongwith My Eyes,i Can't Takethem Off You.(.^_^.)

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Do You Believe In Helping The Homeless? [if Yes] Take Me Home With You.

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Define Breast?b - Beautifulr - Round Shapede - Equipmenta - Amazinglys - Soft Witht - Tasty Milk ......peo Aur Jeo.........

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Say, Did We Go To Different Schools Together?

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Is Your Name Summer? 'cause You Are As Hot As Hell.

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There's This Movie I Wanted To See And My Mom Said I Couldn't Go By Myself.

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A Lady Is A Women Who Make A Man Behave Like A Gentalman.you'er Such A Lady To Me.

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Am I Dead, Angel? Cause This Must Be Heaven!

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You Are So Beautiful That I Would Crawl Ten Miles On My Hands And Knees Through Broken Glass Just To Jerk Off In Your Shadow.

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When Asked What Forgiveness Is, A Little Girl Gave This Beautiful Answer, “forgiveness Is Sweet Scent That A Flower Gives When It Is Crushed.

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If I Could Be Anything, I'd Love To Be Your Bathwater.

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Gee, That's A Nice Set Of Legs, What Time Do They Open?

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Why Don't You Come Over Here, Sit On My Lap And We'll Talk About The First Thing That Pops Up?

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Why'd They Call It Pms? Cos Mad Cow Disease Was Already Taken!

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Nothing Succeeds Like Excess

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You're Like A Pringle. Once I Pop Ya, I Just Can't Stop Ya.

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Excuse Me, Do You Live Around Here Often?

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