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No Women No Cry No Man Go To Die

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Are You Bored? Do You Have No Life? Do You Enjoy Wasting Your Time? Then You Need The Internet!

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The Only Reason I'd Kick U Out Of Bed Is To Make Love To U On The Floor.

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A General Asks A Young Lady Officer, Hw She Felt In Services? Lady: Very Fine, Whole Day Passes In Saying Yes Sir, Yes Sir N D Whole Night In No Sir, No Sir....

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Treat Me Like A Little Angel And I'll Be Ur Little Devil

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I'm Lost Please, Take Me Home With U?

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Sir To Student:what Is The Similarity Btween Girl Frnd Mobile?? Student:- Sir Both Are Diconnected Whenthere Is No Balance..!!

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Little Keys Can Open Big Locks. Simple Words Can Express Great Thoughts. I Hope My Simple Wish Can Make Your Day Great....

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It Takes 15 Trees To Produce The Amount Of Paper That We Use To Write One Exam. Join Us In Promoting The Noble Cause Of Saving Trees. Say No To Exams...

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When You Trust Someone Trust Him Completely Without Any Doubt....... At The End You Would Get One Of The Two : Either A Lesson For Your Life Or A Very Good ...

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No Greeting Card To Give....... No Sweet Flowers To Send............ No Cute Graphics To Forword..... Just A Loving Heart Saying..... Good Morning....

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How Do G*y Gangsters Do A Driveby ? They Roll Up In A Pink Ford Focus , Throw Skittles And Scream Tatse The Rainbow B*****s!

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I Want To Share Everything With You Your Joys, Your Sadness, Your Happy Moments., Every Single Second Of Day... Let Us Start Vth Ur Atm Password Frst-)...

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Ur Hotness Burns Me And I Hope Mine 2

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When There Is No One To Try Your Tears No One To Take Your Fears There Is Nothing I Would Not Do To Make The Sun Shining Again!

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If U R Cute, U Can Call Me Baby, If U R Nice, U Can Call Me Sweety, If U R Hot, U Can Call Me Tonight.

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Did U Know... Threr're 215 Bones In Human Body? Wanna Make It 216?

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Dont Belive Girls Dont Look Girls

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Even Though We're Miles Apart We Are Each Other'sdestiny ...

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Yes Or No Are Short Words Which Need Long Thought. Most Of The Troubles In Life Are The Result Of Saying 'yes' Too Soon Or 'no' Too Late........ So Think And Sa...

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We Have To Save Water Shower With Me Bab

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Why Don't Men Often Show Their True Feelings? Ans : Because They Don't Have Any!

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If U Delete This Message Thats B U Love Me. If U Save It Thats Bcoz U Desire Me If U Ignore It Thats Bcoz U Miss Me. So What U Gonna Do With It?...

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If U Love Sum1 Dont Keep Him In Ur Heart! Keep Him On Ur Nails! So If U Fail In Love, Dont Break Ur Heart! Just Cut The Nails! Dats Y Girls Keep Long Nails. ......

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She Told Me I Lied I Said Never, And Denied Tears Began And She Cried Our Hearts Were One And Tied And No Matter How Hard I Tried My Luv 4 Her I Could Not Hide....

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Sumthing Realy True: No Matter How Regulrly U Msg Sum1, U Won't Get Response, But If Its An Unknown Number, Evry1 Will Respond. V Have Tym 4 Unknown But Not 4 ...

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Boy1:meet My Wife Tina Boy2:oh! I Know Her Boy1:how? Boy2:we Were Cought Sleeping Together Boy1:what The H**l Boy2:during Lecture In Maths Class Think +ve...

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Darling For Me U'll Never Grow Old... For Me U'll Be Like Wine The Older U Will Get More Good U'll Be But I Don't Use Old Wines.i Usually Buy And Use A New O...

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Teacher: What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller? Tommy: A Girl On The Cover And No Cover On The Girl....

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That's No Point Regretting Things Which You Didn't Cherish In The Past. Take It As A Lesson And It Will Help You Cherish Every Little Things You Have In Future ...

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I Like Yu To Alwys Wit Me.... I Miss Yu Dese Days.... I Dunno Whether I Can Forgot Yu.... But Till My Heart Beat Stop Ill Re...

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Father: Your Teacher Says She Finds It Impossible To Teach You Anything! Son: Thats Why I Say Shes No Good!

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Who Said English Is Easy???fill In The Blank With Yes Or No... 1.-----i Dont Have Brain... 2.-----i Dont Have Sence... 3.-----i Am Stupid

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Wife: Do You Want Dinner? Husband:sure,what Are My Choices? Wife:yes And No

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I Do What The Voices In My Pantstell Me To

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No Life Without Love... No Answer Without Question... No Rain Without Cloud.. No Frndship Without /y/ /o/ /u/ My Dear Friend....

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Three Best Jokes Of College Life:- 1.please Don't Disturb Me ,i Wanna Study... 2.no Class..lets Go To Da Library. And The Best One Is... .. .. 3.sir,i Have A D...

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If Im A Blank Cd Wat 5 Songs Idededicate Mo Skn? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Ung True Ha, Para Aman Maalala Kta Pag Nrinig Q.. Plz.. Answer It ..tnx..!!!:)...

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I Have No Name, I'm Just Your Disire..

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The Best And Most Beautiful Things In The World Cannot Be Seen Or Even Touched. They Must Be Felt With The Heart.

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