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Q. What Do Lesbians Cook For Dinner? A. They Don't. They Eat Out!...

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I'm Not Supposed To Love You I'm Not Supposed To Care I'm Not Supposed To Live My Life Wishing You Were There I'm Not Supposed To Wonder Where You Are Or What Y...

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Love Says, Forget Me Not. Time Says, Waste Me Not. Flower Says, Touch Me Not. Text Says, ''plez Delete Me Not. I Say, Forget Me Not....

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Its Trapped Between True Love And Being Alone When My Eyes Are Closed The Greatest Story Told I Woke And My Dreams Are Shattered Here On The Floor.

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You Are Not Alone I Am Here With You I Know You Far Apart But You Always In My Heart You Are Not Alone I Am Here With You I Know You Far Away But I Am Here To S...

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Success Stay With U.......... If U Work Hard....................gud Luck Frnds.......

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Actually I Want To Kill You, Bacause You Are Not Messaging Me. Why?? But I Can't, According To Section 340/b/wildlife Act Killing Monkeys Is A Crime.......

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Don't Try To Fix Me I'm Not Broken! :)

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Me And You Are Friends.......... You Fight,i Fight................. You Hurt,i Hurt................. You Cry, I Cry.................... You Jump Off A Brige.......

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The Detective Was Interviewing The Man Whose Clothing Shop Had Been Burglarized.it's Bad, Said Proprietorbut It's Not As Bad As It Could Have Been If He'd Robbe...

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Girl Your Clever, Girl Your Smart, Girl Your Like A Work Of Art, Girl Your S**y, Girl Your Fine. . . The Only Thing U Are Not Mine!...

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Drive Carefully It's Not Only Cars That Can Be Recalled By Their Maker.

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Time Make's Us Forget Sum People,but There R Sum People Who Make Us Forget D Time.this Message Is Dedicated To One Such Person Who Can Never Be Forgotten.like U...

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Friendship Is Not A Game To Play, It Is Not A Word To Say, It Doesn't Start On March And Ends On May, It Is Tomorrow, Yesterday, Today And ...

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