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Lady: I'm Warning U, My Hubby Is Coming Back In Half An Hour. Man: But I'm Not Doing Anything. Lady: That's Why I'm Warning U. Hurry Up.

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Frndship Doesn't Needs Cute Voice Lovely Face.. Just Needs A Responsible Heart With Affection 4ever!!

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On Their First Night: Husband: Is It Really Ur First Night? Wife: No... No... Actually It Is First Time At Night!

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If You Want To Enter My Heart Then Enter Pin Code **** Code Error Your Pin Has Blocked Enter Puk Code I I L I Lo I Lov I Love I Love Y I Love Yo I...

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Love Means :- L-lake Of Beer, O-ocean Of Whisky, V-valley Of Rum, E-end Of Stock... (bar Closed), Love Is Injurious 2 Health..... Only Friendship

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Dont Depend A Lot On Anyone's Advice,bcoz No One Is So Experienced Than U, About Ur Life. U R The Only One Going To Live Lead Ur Life:-).

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My Old Bra Is Very Nice Its Size Was 32 And Very Importanat Thing It My Favourite Bra Its Colour Was Pink.but This Time Are Small That I Dont Use I Use 34. Than...

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I Luv Ur Eyes, I Luv Ur Smile, I Cherish Ur Ways, I Adore Ur Style. Wat Can I Say, Ur 1 Of A Kind And 24/7 Ur On My Mind!

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Laziness Is The Mother Of All Habit... But Ultimately She Is The Mother And We Should Respect It. Isn't It?

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Hi I Sent U Many Msgs Bt I Thnk U R Nt Interested In Rplying To Even A Single.... So I Hav Deleted Ur Number. Gud Bye 4ever Santa Said 2 Customer Care....

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If I Disturb U I Am Sorry! But I Need To Say I.. Love Disturbing You......

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Laugh, Joke Is Not Over, U R Standing In Front Of Fridge, What Fridge Will Think, Do U Know???????? Cool Inside, Fool Outside Now Laugh!!!...

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The Saddest Part After Making Others Happy Is . . . Is Wen They Don't Realize That Even You Need Someone To Do The Same 4 You. Sad But True!!...

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Grl 2 Boy: Come On We Play Hide And Seek If You Caught Me Then I Will Kiss U Boy: If I Fail Find You? Grl: Ohhh:-( Dont Veryy Im Hiding In The Store Room:-) ...

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I. Think The Most Better Girl Who Then She Was Very Hot And S**y .the Boys Are Very Hot I Love S*x...

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Height Of Coolness: Finishing The Paper,coming Out Of D Exam Hall,having A Coldrink Asking Ur Friend:.. Dude,which Paper Was It..!!

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U R My Bra.. A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra: Hard To Find, Supportive, Comfortable, And Always Close To Your Heart! Sen 2 All Ur Bras,plus Me....

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Eyes Are Two,but Vision Is One.... Ears Are Two, But Sound Is One.... Legs Are Two But Traveling Is One.... Similarly We Are Two But Our Friedship Is One.......

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U Must B A Gud Runner Bcoz U R Always Running In My Mind, U Must B A Gud Thief Bcoz U Hav Stolen My Heart, And I Am Alwz A Bad Shooter Bcoz I Miss You Always.

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A Quote On A Girl's T-shirt .... 'there's A Face Above This...dn't Forget

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I Luv Ur Eyes I Luv Ur Smile. I Cherish Ur Ways I Adore Ur Style. Wot Can I Say? Ur 1of A Kind 24/7 Ur On My Mind!

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Many Pigs Dies In Summer Without Food Save Them.! Plz Go To Potty For Hungry Pig In Open Ground. Fwd Dis Msg To All U Know Thnx Plz Join Mission Save Pigs....

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Boy May Not Help U To Get Lot Of Marks But Marks May Help U To Get Lot Of Boys So Love Ur Studies, Not Boys )

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One Of The Best Lines Written Above A Clock In An Exam Hall: . . . . . Time Will Pass.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Will You . . ? ? ?...

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If I Could Be Any Part Of You, Id Be Your Tear. To Be Conceived In Your Heart, Born In Your Eyes, Live On Your Cheeks, And Die On Your Lips

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Te Amo, Te Amo, Shes Scared To Breathe I Hold Her Hand, I Got No Choice Uhh Pull Me Out On The Beach, Danced In The Water, I Start To Leave Shes Begging Me And ...

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Do U Knw D Meaning Ofthanksdnt Knw? T-ten H-hugs A-and N-nine Ks-kisses Thats Y Boys Alwz Saythanks2 Girls..and Girls Say Its My Pleasure...

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Pretty True.. In Childhood... We Pretended 2 Cry Whn Sleepy, 2 Attract Mom's Atention... Now.. V Pretend To B Asleep Wen Actualy V R Cryng Quitely. Dats Lyf....

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True Friendship Is Like Playing On See-saw.not Because Its Always Sweet.. But Because Someone Won't Mind Going Down To See Another Rising Up..

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Valentine, You Set My Heart On Fire!

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Let The Most Beautiful Dream Come 2 U Tonight, Let The Sweetest Person Come In Ur Dream Tonight..but Don't Make It A Habit, Coz I'm Not Free Every Night

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My Attitude : I Can Prove, That My Friends Are Perfect... Bcoz I Ma The Best Example Of Their Choice....!!!!

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The Detective Was Interviewing The Man Whose Clothing Shop Had Been Burglarized.it's Bad, Said Proprietorbut It's Not As Bad As It Could Have Been If He'd Robbe...

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There's A Self-help Group For Compulsive Talkers Called On On Anon.

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Been All Through The Pain, The Hurts And The Cries.. My Life Has Been In Its Worst Moments.. But Now That I Have You, It Changed Everything.. Finally I'm Happy,...

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My Lovely Friend, I Want To Meet U, I Want To Talk With U, I Want To Spend Time With U, But This Stupid Gate Keeper Saying- Zoo Is Closed...

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What Do You Call A Woman In Heaven..? An Angel.. A Crowd Of Woman In Heaven..? A Host Of Angels.. And All Woman In Heaven..? Peace On Earth...!!!...

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