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A Peach Is A Peach,a Plum Is A Plum,a Kiss Aint A Kiss Unless Its Wiv Tongues. So Open Ur Mouth Close Ur Eyes Give Ur Tongue Some Exercise

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Congratulations! You've Been Voted Most Beautiful Girl In This Room. And The Grand Prize Is A Date With Me!

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A Student Was Asked 2 Write A Signboard 4 The Traffic Rules Near Da College Campus< He Wrote:- Drive Carefully! Dont Kill The Students, Wait For The Teach...

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Based On Newton's 1st Law: Law Of Love Love Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed, Only It Can Be Changed Frm One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend. Gudday

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Life Is For Living, I Live For You Dreams Are For Dreaming I Dream For You Hearts Are For Beating Mine Beats For You Angels Are For Keeping Can I Keep You?...

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S*x Is Just Like Math. Add The Bed. Subtract The Clothes. Divide The Legs. And Hope They Don't Multiply.

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Hello, I'm A Thief And I'm Here To Steal Your Heart!

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If You Make 10 Friends Laugh At 9, Talk To 8, Meet 7 Of Them, Celebrate With 6, Share Secretes With 5, Trust 4, Cry With 3, Help 2, But Dont Forget 1,that's Me ...

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The One Who Likes You Most, Sometimes Hurts You, But Again He Is The Only One Who Feels Your Pain.

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I Wish I Was A Teddy Bear, That Lay Upon Your Bed, So Everytime You Cuddled It, You Cuddled Me Instead.

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If Kisses Could Be Sent In Writing, You Wud Be Reading This Msg With Ur Lips...

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Remember I Before E, Except In Budweiser.

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Do You Know Karate? Cos D**n It Honey, Your Body Is Really Kickin. !!

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3 Golden Rules Of Vivekanand Who Is Helping You Dont Forget Them Who Is Loving U Dont Hate Them Who Is Believing You Dont Cheat Them...

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I Am In Hospital Now. After 5 Minutes, I Will Be Transferred To A Surgery Room. The Doctor Told Me, I Will Die If I Stop Receiving Your Sms.

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Two Difficult Things To Say In Life: 1.hello 4 The First Time To Unknown Person!!!! 2.good Bye 4 D Last Time To Whom We Really Love The Most!!!...

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If You Ask Me How Many Times My Heart Has Been Broken, Then I Ask You To Look Up At The Sky One Night, And Count The Stars.

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I Saw A Flower This Morning And I Thought It Was The Most Beutiful Thing I've Ever Seen Until A Gazed Upon You

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For Every Lingering Kiss, Every Warm Hug, For Every Passionate Moment Of Losing Myself In Your Eyes, For Every Moment Of Love We Have Shared Together Cannot Com...

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Understand This Msg::: Yesterday God Gave Me 2 Choices. Either To Have A Gud Frnd Like U Or 2 Hav Excellent Memory Power. I Dnt Remember Wat I Chose....

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Tell 1 Thing In Me That U Want To Change To Change It Wat Advice U'd Give Me?? Plz Reply! :-)

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If I Had One Thing To Do, It Is To Love You More Than Anyone Did...

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Youre So S**y, Youre So Fly, When Im With You I Touch The Sky!

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Short Sentence But Rich Meaning- One Side Love Is Possible, But One Side Friendship Is Impossible...

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Friendship Sweet Candies Are Easy To Find Sweet Words Are Easy To Say But Sweet Friends Are Hard To Find I Guess I Got Lucky. I Found You....

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You Know What Would Look Good On You?? Me Baby !!! :d

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Q.what Do You Call A Cow During An Earthquake? A: A Milk Shake.

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Do You Have A Map Honey? Because I Just Keep Getting Lost In Your Eyes

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What Did One Math Book Say To The Other Math Book? I Don't Know About You Man, But I Got A Lot Of Problems!

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Developing '100 Friends' In A 1 Year Is Not A Gain, 'but' Keeping '1 Friend' For 100 Year Is An Achievement. That Is Friendship...!

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If Kisses Were Snowflakes, I'd Send You A Blizzard.

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Life Is Better Than Girls, It Always Sucks... !!!

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1 Day As I Came Home Early From Work, I Saw A Guy Jogging Nakd. I Said To The Guy, Hey Buddy, Why Are You Doing That? He Said, Because You Came Home Early....

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I Must Be A Snowflake Cuz Im Falling For U Baby

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The Moment I First Saw You, You Warmed My Heart, The Second Time You Made Little Flames And Now You Make My Heart Burn Like H**l !

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Gee, That's A Nice Set Of Legs, What Time Do They Open :d

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A True Friend Understands When You Say, I Forgot Waits Forever When You Say, 1 Minute Stays When You Say, Leave Me Alone And Opens The Door, Even Before You Kno...

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I May Not Be The Most Handsome Guy Here, But Hey I Am The Only One Talking To You.

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Just Read Top 100 Things To Do Before You Die, And Was Surprised To Find That Yell For Help Was Not One Of Them.

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Friend Is The One Who Walks In When Others Walk Out.......

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