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Q: What Did The Gangsters Son Tell His Dad When He Failed His Examination? A: Dad They Questioned Me For 3 Hours But I Never Told Them Anything....

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Ur My Sugar To My Koolaid. The Ketchup To My Fries. The Milk To My Cereal And Friends Til The End:)

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Sardar At Bar In New York Sardar At Bar In New York . Man On His Right Says Johny Walker Single Man On His Left Says Peter Scotch Single Sardar Says - Baljith ...

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Numberical Value Of L+o+v+e Is 54, F+r+i+e+n+d+s+h+i+p Is 108. So Friendship Is 2 Times Greater Than Love. Loose The Love But Don't Loose Friendship.....

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Just Gonna Stand There And Watch Me Burn But That's Alright Because I Like The Way It Hurts Just Gonna Stand There And Hear Me Cry But That's Alright Be...

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Friends Are Like Mango... You'll Never Know Which Is Sweet And Which Is Not. Well I'm Lucky Coz I Was Able To Find The Sweetest Mango In U!.

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Dad To Son : When I Beat U How Do U Control Your Anger. Son: I Start Cleaning Toilet. Dad: How Does That Satisfy You? Son: I Clean With Ur Tooth Brush....

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*phone Rings Dad : Why Don't You Pick Up Your Phone? Daughter : I'm Dancing On My Ringtone. Dad : ???

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There Was Girl Who Loved A Boy So Much She Said To The Boy, If I Told You That I Liked You, Would You Take It As A Joke? The Boy Said, Yes I Would. She Asked, W...

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Newtons Law Of Romance Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed, It Can Only Be Changed From One Girl Friend To Another...(exception,only Me)...

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Heartbeats R Countless, Spirits R Ageless, Dreams R Endless, Memories R Timeless. A Friend Like U Is Price-less!!!...

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We R Not Of Same Blood We R Born In Diff Places We Hav Diff Tastes N Lifestyles But Stil Our Hearts R Connected Wid Feeling Called Friendship...

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Puzzle: Letter After F +half Of 8 +shadow Of Q +opposite Of D +letter Before M +middle Of Sea +2 * 18th Letter +middle Of Sun.answer To Above:god Bless U...

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Engineering Is So Easy... Just Like, Walkin In The Park And... Park Is Like . . . . . . . . . . Jurassic Park.. :-d

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Smiles 'n' Tears, Giggles 'n' Laughs, Late Nite Calls 'n' Cute Fotographs, Ill B Rite Here Till Da Day Of My Death Best Friends Forever Till My Very Last Brea...

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Balu's Dad Died And He Was Crying. After 5mins Cried Louder. His Frnd What Happnd Now?my Sister Jst Called Me.her Dad Also Died:-)

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What Hurts Me More Than Loosing You Is Knowing That You're Not Fighting To Keep Me .

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Q: What Did The Gangster's Son Tell His Dad When He Failed His Examination? A: Dad They Questioned Me For 3 Hours But I Never Told Them Anything....

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Life Is 4 Living, I Live Mine 4 U! Luv Is 4 Giving, I Give Mine 2 U! Dreams R 4 Dreaming, Mine R 4 U! Heart Is 4 Beating Mine Beats 4 U!!!........

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P E O P L E Come To Y O U , For What Y O U Have .... !! But ....... F R I E N D S Come To Y O U For What Y O U Are ... !! (,)...

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U'll Always Be Mine, 4 Now 4 Ever, U'll Always Be Mine. Pls Tell Me Its True, Pls Be Mine 4 Ever, I'll Always Always Love You!

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Life Is 4 Living, I Live Mine 4 U! Love Is 4 Giving, I Give Mine 2 U! Dreams Are 4 Dreaming, Mine Are 4 U! Hearts Are 4 Beating, Mine Beats 4 U!

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Friendship Is Not A Game To Play, It Is Not A Word To Say, It Doesn't Start On March And Ends On May, It Is Tomorrow, Yesterday, Today And Everyday.

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The Recipe Of Friendship 1 Cup Of Sharing 2 Cups Of Caring 3 Cups Of 4giveness Mix All Of These 2gether To Make Friends 4ever....

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A Kid Failed In A Exam- Dad:- Here After Don't Call Me As Dad. Son:- Oh Come On Dad, This Is Only Mid Term Test Not A Dna Test. Dad:-....!!!???...

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A Baby Mosquito Came Back After Its 1st Fight. Dad Asked: How Did U Feel? . . It Replied: Dad It Was Wonderful. Evry1 Ws Clappin 4 Me...

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If God's Presense Is With You,you Will Be A Victorious Person In Every Aspect.so Always Make Your Self Available To God.

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U'll Always Be Mine, 4 Now 4 Ever, U'll Always Be Mine. Pls Tell Me Its True, Pls Be Mine 4 Ever, I'll Always Always Love You...

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If Kisses Wer Rain Id Send U Showers, If Fun Was Time Id Send U Hrs, If U Needed A Frnd Id Send U Me!

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Do U Know Whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now Reverse Da Order, Can U Guess The Full Form Of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Do...

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What Is A Friend? She Looks Out 4 U, Inspires U, Laughs With U, Cries With U, Understands U, Guides U And Walks With U. That's What A Friend Is... U..

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Life Is 4 Living, I Live Mine 4 U! Luv Is 4 Giving, I Give Mine 2 U! Dreams R 4 Dreaming, Mine R 4 U! Heart Is 4 Beating Mine Beats 4 U!

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Dad : Son, What Do You Want For Your Birthday? Son : Not Much Dad, Just A Radio With A Sports Car Around It.

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Rules Of Life:assume Nothing,xpect Little,do More,demand Less,smile Often,dream Big,laugh A Lot,pray Always,cry Once For Missing Me Everyday.

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If A Kiss Was A Drop Of Water, Id Send U The Sea. If A Hug And Cuddle Was A Leaf, Id Send U A Tree. And If Love Was Forever, Id Give U Eternity....

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Love Is A Game That Two Can Play And Both Win.

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Sardar's Dad Died... And He Was Crying After 5 Min Sardar Cries Louder Friend: Wut Happened Now ?? Sardar: My Sister Just Called Me (her Dad Also Di...

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Friend Is Like A Song After We Hear It We Still Hum The Melody As We Live You Are One Of The Songs That Never Run Out Of Tune In My Heart.!

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People Meet By Coincidence N Chance.. They Spend Sweet Times Together.. Then God Parts Them..not To Make The Story End But To See How Much They Need Each Other!...

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Boy: 2x2 Is 4, 4+5 Is 9, I Can Put Mine In Yours But You Cant Put Yours In Mine. Girl: 2x2 Is 4, 4+5 Is 9, I Know The Length Of Yours But You'll Never Know The...

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