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For A Fat Chick, You Sure Have Small T**s. =)))

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You Have Pretty Eyeballs. Of Course They'd Be Better If They Were Eyeing My Pretty Balls. =))))

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Was Your Father A Farmer? Because You Sure Have Grown Some Nice Melons! =)))

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D**n Suga! Slow Down..im Diabetic!

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Let's Get This Straight It's Called A 'dirt Road.' I Drive A Pickup Truck Because I Want To. No Matter How Slow You Drive, You're Going To Get Dust On Your Lex...

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(she) Whats Your Favorite Color? (you) Mines B***s! =)))))

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My Face Is Leaving In 10 Minutes... Are You Gonna Be On It Or Not? =))))

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She: (to Passing Man) Do You Have The Time? Him: Do You Have The Energy? =)))

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