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Q:- Can You Name The Fitness Freak Hollywood Actor Who Carries All His Body Building Machines With Him To Wherever He Goes?? A:- Gym Carry.

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3 Places Where A Human Cannot Die? 1. Heaven. 2. H**l. 3.star Plus. -smsguru...

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The Rain Makes All Things Beautiful..... The Grass...... Flowers 2........ If Rain Makes All Things Beautiful Why Doesnt It Rain On You?...

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Guess Who I Saw Today? Everyone Who I Looked At........ :-)

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Beat This!!!!!!!!!! Q- Y Do Oyester Dont Give Cherrity???????? . . . . Try Harder.. . . . . . Comon Its Eazy..... Ok.......... U Lose... A- Coz They R Shelfish...

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An Accountant Visited The Natural History Museum. While Standing Near The Dinosaur He Said To His Neighbor: This Dinosaur Is Two Billion Years Ten Months Oldwhe...

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Newton:how 2 Write 4 In Btwn 5? China:joke Japan: Impossible America: Wrong Question Uk: Not Found On The Internet Rajnikanth From India: F(iv)e...

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Rajni, Rajni .. Yes Papa .. Eating D0sa .. ? ... N0 Papa .. Telling Lie .. ? N0 Papa .. 0pen Y0ur M0uth .. Yanna Rascalla !! Mind It! )...

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This Pj Might Damage Ur Senses To Think . . What Would You Say If A Cow Dances?? . . . . . . . Guidance.;-)

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Wife Of A Mech Engineering Give Birth To A New Born... Doc- Congrats!! U Have Receive A Spare Part From Ur Machine... Engineering- Is It A Nut Or A Bolt... Ha-h...

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All Scientists Failed To Answer This... But Rajnikanth Did... Q: Which Liquid Turns Solid On Heating...? A: Dosa..:) Rajni Rocks... Lol

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Girls Are Like Internet Domain Names.. The Ones I Like Are Already Taken.

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Once Santa Was Coming Out Of Airport, As There Was Huge Rush The Security Guard Told Santa Wait Please, Santa Replied 65 Kgs And Moved On.

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A Man Got 2 Wishes From God. He Asked For The Best Wine And Best Woman. Next Moment, He Had The Best Wine And Mother Teresa Next To Him. Moral : Be Specif...

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Once Rajnikanth Was Masturbating Near A House In U.s.a. ... : : : Now Its Known As White House !! :)

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Why Is The River Rich? .............................................................................................................................. . . . . . ...

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Deadly Pj: If U Plant A Seed N It Dosnt Grow Wat Vil U Say? Think... Wake Up 'sid' ! :-d :-p...

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Make Hay While Sun Shine Make Hay While Sun Shine That Acp Is Turning G*y

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Q: Who Had A Double Role In Movie 'sholay'? . . . . . . A: King George He Is On Both Sides Of The Coin.

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Once Rajnikanth Used Tooth Powder To Make His Teeth Strong. That Powder Is Now Known As Ambuja Cement.

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Rin Nhi H Ghadi Se Kapda Dhona Padega Rin Nhi H Ghadi Se Kapda Dhona Pdega Acp Says Abijit Dayaa Nhi H Aaj Tumhe Hi Darwaja Todna Padega

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Height Of Addiction-just Before A Prisoner's Execution The Officer Asked Him About His Last Request.he Said....i Want 2 Update My Facebook Status!.! :-d

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Beat This Pj: Abhishek Bachchan Has 1 Sister. But Now He Wants More More Sisters Y..? Dont Know Coz He Says In Ravan 'behne De Mujhe Behne De':)...

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Chemical Pj: What Will Be The Third Edition Of Tata Nano Be Called? ? ? ? Sodium Nitrate ? ? ? Nano3.....:-):-p:-d...

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What's The Geographical Definition Of S*x? It's An Action Done By Pol-land Into Hol-land Between Thai-land, Occasionally With A Little Help From Greece!...

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