Police Messages

Policewala 2 His Son: Beta Tumhara Result Achha Nahi Aya H,aj Se Tumhara Khelna Tv Dekhna Band. Son: Ye 500 Rs Pakdo Or Is Bat Ko Yaheen Daba Do” :-d

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Police Constable To His Boy Stupid Y Did U Get Very Low Marksin Exam Son==plz Keep Dis Rs..50 Andclose This Matter Now '''''yara Da Tashan'''''...

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Wakeel: Tum Ne Police Officer Ki Hatheli Pe Jalti Hue Cigret Kyun Rakhimujrim:ye Humko Bola Kaam Karvana Hai To Pehle Mutthi Garam Kro

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Man's Body Found In River,name Witheld Til Family Notified.victim Drunk,was Wearing Black Fishnet Stockings,red Garter,pink Gstring,purple Lipstick,and Obama Ts...

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Girl:aap Ka Mobile Bohat Acha Hey Kitney Ka Liyaboy:race Mey Jeeta Heygirl:wowrace Me Kitne Log Theyboy:3 Police Waley 1 Mobile Shop Wala Or Main.:)...

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The Police Are On The Way To Arrest You For Stealing My Heart, Hijacking My Feelings, And Driving Me Crazy. See You In Court!

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Police-u Say Dat He Stole The Money 4m Ur Braa,while U Were Wearing It. Then Why Didnt U Stopped Him. Lady-i Wasn't Sure What He Wanted....

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Rajnikant Went For Morning Walk.... And In Afternoon Police Arrested Him... Why?? . . . . . . . . . . . Bcoz, He Reached Usa Widout Visa...!!!...

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A Guy Found A Sheep And Showed Him To A Policeman. The Policeman Said, Take That Sheep To T......

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I've Been Arrested For Bein The Ugliest Person In Britain, Can U C*m Down The Police Station And Show Them It's A Mistake?

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Never Kiss A Lady Police, She Will Say, Hands Up. . Never Kiss A Lady Doctor, She Will Say, Next Please . . . Always Kiss A School Teacher And She Will Say Repe...

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The Police Are Looking For Someone! They Said He's A Tall,strong And Handsome Man... You're Ok But Where Should I Hide???

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I'm At The Police Station. Police Caught Me Filed A Case Against Me. Possession Of Good Looks I'm Doomed! Need Someone Ugly 2 Bail Me Out So Hurry Up!

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