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Your Anniversary Marks The Day When You Both Said “i Do.” The Two Of You Became As One, A Marriage Bright And New. Now Time Has Passed; Your Love Is Strong;...

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1 Girl, 1 Smile 1 Smile, 1 Meet 1 Meeting, 1 Propos 1 Propos, 1 Love 1 Love, 1 Marriage 1 Marriage, 999999 Problems So 1st Avoid The Smile!..!...

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Teacher: What Is Common Between Buddha,jesus ,mahavir And Guru Nanak? Santa: All Of Them Were Born On Government Holidays....

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Love Is Like War...****easy To Start...****difficult To End...****impossible To Forget .

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Ask Me Why I Keep On Loving You When It's Clear That You Don't Feel The Same Way For Me... The Problem Is That As Much As I Can't Force You To Love Me, I Can't ...

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Too Bad All The People Who Know How To Run The Country Are Busy Driving Cabs And Cutting Hair.

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I Wrote Ur Name On The Sand ................ It Got Washed Away, I Wrote Ur Name In Air.......................... It Got Blown Away, So I Wrote Ur Name In M...

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..-._.--. '-., .' _-' I '-._ _.._._.-.' Love ' -' .-''._/| My , ';'- '. India / '. .' '.,_,.'jai Hind....

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Two Young Medical Students Were Standing On A Street Corner Observing People As They Passed And Discussing Any Abnormalities With Each Other That They May Have....

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I M Interested To Join It ...........................................................................

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The Office Boy Enters Cabin Of Boss, I Think Its Your Phone ,sir. How Do You Know? Boss,well A Voice Said Is That You ,you Old Fool

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Supervisor To A Student Supervisor: Why R U Tensioned? Did U Forget Hallticket, Id Or Calculator? Student: Oh! No Sir By Mistake I Brought 2morow's Exam Bit T...

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Secretary Saw Her Bosss Pent Zip Was Open. She Said Sir Your Garage Gate Is Open, Boss: Did You See My Firari? Secretary : No Sir I Saw A Small Scooter With ...

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Americans Have Different Ways Of Saying Things. They Say Elevator, We Say Lift... They Say President, We Say Stupid Psychopathic Git.

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Happy Anniversary And May Your Marriage Be Blessed With Love, Joy And Companionship For All The Years Of Your Lives!

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A Special Smile A Special Face, A Special Someone I Cant Replace.i Luv U I Always Will. You've Filled A Space No One Can Fill!

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Wats D Difference Between Secretary Personal Secretary?? . . . Secretary: Gud Morning Sir!! Personal Secretary: Enough Sir, It's Morning!!:)

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Big Fights Can Break Relations But Small Misunderstandings Can Spoil Relations & D Fact Is "spoiled Relations R More Painful Dn Broken Ones"..

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There Is Nothing Special About This Msg Except . . . . . .except For The Person Reading It

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Hahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahihihihihihihihihi Hihihihihihihihihihihihihi Hohohohohohohohohohohohoh Ohohoho Nothing Special My Friend, Just Your Face Come ...

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U Cant Hold Destiny, U Cant Hold Time.. U Cant Hold Heartbeats, U Cant Hold Life.. But U Can Hold 1 Thing Thats Ur Sweet Nature.. So Hold It Forever.. :-)...

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True Love Cannot Be Expressed In Words,it Can Be Expressed Only Through Possessiveness And Anger When You Get Close To Others...!

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A B C D A: U'r Atractive B: U'r Best C: U'r Cute D: U'r Dear 2 Me E F G E: U'r Excellent F: U'r Funny G: U'r Gud Looking H I J H: Ha Ha Ha I: I'm J: Joking...

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One Day The P*nis Tells The Balls: Tonight V R Goin For A Party! The Balls Reply: U Bloody F*cking Liar, U Always Get Inside While V R Left Outside!

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Politics Is The Gentle Art Of Getting Votes From The Poor And Campaign Funds From The Rich, By Promising To Protect Each From The Other

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I Dont Love Whoevr Proposes Me Coz I M A Priceless Queen To My Sweet Parents N They Wil Bring Me A Perfect King..

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Profesor In A Medical Classroom.. Mans Sparm Contains Fructos(sugar) One Female Student Had A Genuine Doubt. She Asks.. Girl:sir, Then Y It Doesnt Taste Sw...

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New Is The Year, New Are The Hopes And The Aspirations, New Is The Resolution, New Are The Spirits And Forever My Warm Wishes Are For U. Have A Promising And...

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Politics Is The Art Of Looking For Trouble, Finding It Whether It Exists Or Not, Diagnosing It Incorrectly, And Applying The Wrong Remedy....

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I'm A Muslim Kill Me N Call It A Mistake Imprison Me N Call It Security Measures Exile My Students N Masses N Call It Guilty Of Treason Rob My Rights,inva...

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Government Imposing New Taxes. Dating $.10, Hug $.20, Kiss $.30, Love $.50. But You Dont Worry, Flirting Is Still Free

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Girls Policy 2010 Fraud With Innocent Boys! Fun With Handsome Boys! Friendship With Smart Boys!! Love With Faithful Boys!!! Marriage With Rich Boys!!...

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Can U Keep A Secret ?? Between Me And U U Promise?? I Really Need To Tell U This ... . . . I Miss You

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In The End, We Will Remember Not The Words Of Our Enemies, But The Silence Of Our Friends

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*love B4 Marriage* Janu…tum Nahe To Mei Nahe, Mei Nahe To Tum Nahe…*love After Marriage* “baghairta”…aj Tu Nahe Ya Me Nahe...

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The Best Medicine In The World Without Any Side Effect Is A Smiling Face I Pray That This Medicine Be Always With U ....... :-) Gööd Night , Sweetdreamzzz !!...

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If My Phone Is Bothering You By Calling You I Am Sorry. .it Is Voice Ativated And I'm At The Mall. Santa Keeps Yelling,ho Ho Ho!

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Apun Wishing You A Wonderful, Super Duper, Zabardast, Extra Bariya, Extra Special Ekdum Mast N Dhinchak Bole To Ekdum Jhakaas, Janam Din Mubarak Ho..

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Secretary Saw Her Boss's Zip Open.she Told Him Sir Ur Garage Door Is Open Boss.did U C My Ferrari? Secretary No! I Saw A Small Scooter Wid 2 Punctured Tyres...

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'memories Have Their Strange Ways...' They Leave U Alone...when U R In A Crowd... But When U R Alone.. They Stand Around U Like A Crowd....

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