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Big Fights Can Break Relations But Small Misunderstandings Can Spoil Relations & D Fact Is "spoiled Relations R More Painful Dn Broken Ones"..

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Tell 1 Thing In Me That U Want To Change To Change It Wat Advice U'd Give Me?? Plz Reply! :-)

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A Special Smile A Special Face, A Special Someone No One Can Replace. I Love You And Always Will, You've Filled A Space No One Could Fill.

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Sardarji Was Writing The Passive Voice Of 'i Made A Mistake.' He Wrote: I Was Made By A Mistake.

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Hahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahihihihihihihihihi Hihihihihihihihihihihihihi Hohohohohohohohohohohohoh Ohohoho Nothing Special My Friend, Just Your Face Come ...

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Can U Keep A Secret ?? Between Me And U U Promise?? I Really Need To Tell U This ... . . . I Miss You

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Girls Policy 2010 Fraud With Innocent Boys! Fun With Handsome Boys! Friendship With Smart Boys!! Love With Faithful Boys!!! Marriage With Rich Boys!!...

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While In A Drug Store Mr. Bean: Id Like Some Vitamins For My Grandson. Clerk: Sir, Vitamin A, B Or C? ... Mr. Bean: Any Will Do, My Grandson Doesnt Know The...

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2day I Have Not Sent Sms 2 Anybody Except U. 2day I Have Not Thought About Anybody Except U. Because My Policy Is? One Day One Fool…..!...

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It Was Once Said That A Black Man Would Be President When Pigs Fly Indeed 100 Days Into Obama's Presidency....swine Flu!!

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Girls Misuse It !!! Models Sell It !!! Photograhers Cage It !!! . . . . . . Thats Smile !!! . . Keep Smiling!!...

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An Applicant To His New Boss. Sir, I Always Give 100 At Work! Boss: Oh, And How Do You Manage It ? Applicant Replies: Sir, 12 Monday, 23 Tuesday, 40 Wednesd...

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If U Can Solve Ur Problem, Then What Is Need Of Worrying? If U Cannot Solve It, Then What Is The Use Of Worrying.

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Friend In Different Lanaguages... Iranian - Dost German - Freund Herbew - Chaver French - Ami Pinoy - Kaibigan Dutch - Vrend Mexican - Amigo...

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Long After Our Anniversary And This Greeting Has Been Thrown Away Think Of The Thought Behind It,each And Everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!

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Special Relations Are Hard To Find, They Are Rare One Of A Kind... I Don't Care If I Have A Few, Because I Have The Best That Includes You.

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To The Beautiful Couple In All The Land, May Your Anniversary Be Happy And Grand.happy Anniversary

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Bean's Viva Turn. Sir: Expln Ohms Law. Bean: Sir, I Dnt Knw Ful. I Only Know Last Part Of It. Sir: K Tell Watever U Knw. Bean: This Is Called Ohms Law....

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Career Is Like Light And Girls R Like Shadow If U Try To Catch Shadow, U Will Mis D Light If U Walk 2wards D Light Den The Shadow Follows U ………………...

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What Is The Diff Between Pleasure And Torture? Pleasure Is Thinking Of U Torture Is Thinking Of U 2 Much.

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Teacher: What Is Common Between Buddha,jesus ,mahavir And Guru Nanak? Santa: All Of Them Were Born On Government Holidays

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If Your Right Leg Was Thanksgiving And Your Left Leg Was Christmas Could I Meet U Between The Holidays?

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Sardar Went To Interview For Cbi Officer Post. Interview: Who Killed Gandhiji ? Sardar:thanks For Giving Job Sir I Will Start My Investigation Sir . . . ....

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U Cant Hold Destiny, U Cant Hold Time.. U Cant Hold Heartbeats, U Cant Hold Life.. But U Can Hold 1 Thing Thats Ur Sweet Nature.. So Hold It Forever.. :-)...

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Sardarji Went To Party And Introduced His Family To His Friends. I Am Sardar And This Is Sardarney, This Is My Kid And This Is My Kidney

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Love Is A Medicine For Any Kind Of Wound, But There Is No Medicine Found In The World For A Wound Given By Love.

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That Special Day Is Here Again The Day We Took Our Vows You're Just As Special To Me Today As You Still Get Me Aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover

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Secretary Saw Her Boss's Zip Open.she Told Him Sir Ur Garage Door Is Open Boss.did U C My Ferrari? Secretary No! I Saw A Small Scooter Wid 2 Punctured Tyres...

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What Is Marriage? Ans: 1 Year:-alpenlibe-ji Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye. 2 Year:- Kinetic-sab Ki Hawa Nikal De. 3 Year:-chlormint- Dobara Mat Puchna….....

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Mr.bean Got An Invitation For A Party,they Told Him That He Put Must Put Brown Tie Only, Mr.bean Went To Party,he Was Shocked. Others Were Wearing Pants N Shi...

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Rajnikant Once Organized A Small Party For His Relatives And Thats How Common Wealth Games Came To India

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At A Party. Peter, Said A Man To His Friend, See That Pretty Girl Over There? She's Smiling At Me. Oh Yeah, She Is! And She Really Can Control Herself, Replie...

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That Special Day Is Here Again The Day We Took Our Vows You're Just As Special To Me Today As You Still Get Me Aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover

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Terror Joke - What Will Happen If U Throw An Amplifier Into The Sea? Tsunami Will Be Created Since An Amplifier Converts Small Waves Into Bigger Wave....

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Fact Everything Is Fair In Love And War. But I Suggest U To D War And Never Love. Because In War Either U Live Or Die. But In Love Neither U Live Nor U Die....

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Even If We Have.. Less Talks Less Hellos Less Stories Less Greetings But Always Remembr That My Prayers Wil Never Be Less For You....

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Whats The Similarity Between Chewing Gum & Wife????...both R Sweet At The Beginning&becomestastelessshapelessin The End....

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Your Birthday Is The Perfect Day To Say I Care, Because You Will Remember Me When U Certainly Make It A Big Affair, And When You Do Hold A Party… I Bet Y...

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Love And Friendship Are The Medicine For Any Kind Of Pain.. But There Is No Medicine Found In The World For A Pain Given By Love And Friendship.

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