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Rajinikanth Was Going For A Morning Walk... Suddenly 5 Forest Range Officers Surrounded Him.. He Was Confused And Asked Them Why??? They Said It S Government ...

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One Day The P*nis Tells The Balls: Tonight V R Goin For A Party! The Balls Reply: U Bloody F*cking Liar, U Always Get Inside While V R Left Outside!

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Politics, It Seems To Me, For Years, Or All Too Long, Has Been Concerned With Right Or Left Instead Of Right Or Wrong.

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Politics, It Seems To Me, For Years, Or All Too Long, Has Been Concerned With Right Or Left Instead Of Right Or Wrong.

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Rajnikant Once Organized A Small Party For His Relatives And Thats How Common Wealth Games Came To India...........

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That Special Day Is Here Again The Day We Took Our Vows You’re Just As Special To Me Today As You Still Get Me Aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover...

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Boys Pledge: India Is My Nation. All Girls R My Destination, Dating Is My Occupation, Setting Is My Profession, In Between What D H**l Is Education.....

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|| Height Ofself-confidence ||teacher Tostudent:"you Are Late ...?"student:"late .. !!!who Me ... ?no Way Sir ! I'm Alive..."

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If You Have It Love, You Don't Need To Have Anything Else. If You Don't Have It, It Doesn't Matter Much What Else You Have. -sir James M. Barrie......

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So Many Questions, But The Answers Are So Few, All I Really Know Is, I Miss U!

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Pledge Of Boys In Prayer: India Is My Nation, Girls R My Destination, Dating Is My Passion,and Wht D H**l Is Ths Education.

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Announcement In Zardaris Chartd Plane Mr. President , We Are About To Land. Could Plz Put Sherry Rehman In An Upright Position Thanq

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Christmas Is C-hrist's H-istoric, R-emarkable I-ncarnation S-tory, T-elling M-essiah's A-waited S-alvation.

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1 Girl, 1 Smile 1 Smile, 1 Meet 1 Meeting, 1 Propos 1 Propos, 1 Love 1 Love, 1 Marriage 1 Marriage, 999999 Problems So 1st Avoid The Smile!..!...

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Q: What Is The Difference B/w Secretary Private Secretary? Ans: Secretary Says Good Morning Sir Private Secretary Says Its Morning Sir...

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Rajni, Rajni .. Yes Papa .. Eating D0sa? N0 Papa .. Telling Lie .. ? N0 Papa .. 0pen Y0ur M0uth .. Ha Ha Ha Ha :d

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A Loser Is A Window Washer On The 44th Floor Who Steps Back To Admire His Work..

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Love Is Like War...****easy To Start...****difficult To End...****impossible To Forget .

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Some Words Can Be Left Unsaid, Some Feeling Can Be Left Unexpressed, But Person Like U Can Never Be Forgotten On This Day* * Eid Mubarak...

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It Was My First Time Seeing People With Blonde Hair Overseas. So I Was Like, Ah, This Is Overseas.

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Q: What Is The Difference B/w Secretary Private Secretary? Ans: Secretary Says Good Morning Sir Private Secretary Says Its Morning Sir!!!!!!...

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Hahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahihihihihihihihihi Hihihihihihihihihihihihihi Hohohohohohohohohohohohoh Ohohoho Nothing Special My Friend, Just Your Face Come ...

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To The Beautiful Ouple In All The Land, May Your Anniversary Be Happy And Grand.happy Anniversary

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A Man Just Before Marriage - Superman A Man Just After Marriage - Gentleman After 5 Years Of Marriage - Watchman After 10 Years Of Marriage - Doberman...

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I D O N ' T K N O W W H A T I S R O M A N C E ... I N E E D O N E G I R L T O T E A C H M E .....

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A D V I S E -=- Of The -=- -=- D A Y -=- F L I R T ... B U T B E A L E R T..

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U Cant Hold Destiny, U Cant Hold Time U Cant Hold Heartbeats U Cant Hold Lyf But U Can Hold One Think Dats My Hand 4 Frndship..

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Teeth Said To Tongue: If I Just Press U Little Hard, U Will Get Cut. Tongue Replied: If I Misuse One Word Against Someone, Then All The 32 Of U Will Come Out At...

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Long After Our Anniversary And This Greeting Has Been Thrown Away Think Of The Thought Behind It, Each And Everyday, Happy Anniversary

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We Have Plenty Of Confidence In This Country, But We Are A Little Short Of Good Men To Place Our Confidence In.

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The Golden Words Of Mahatma Gandhi:when You Are Right,no Need To Be Angry,when You Are Worng,you Have No Right To Be Angry....

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Thulasi Is Found As A Best Medicine For 'swine Flu'. It Is Proved By Scientist. Swine Flu Is Also Spreading Through Eggs.

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Ask Me Why I Keep On Loving You When It's Clear That You Don't Feel The Same Way For Me... The Problem Is That As Much As I Can't Force You To Love Me, I Can't ...

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A General Asks A Young Lady Officer, Hw She Felt In Services? Lady: Very Fine, Whole Day Passes In Saying Yes Sir, Yes Sir N D Whole Night In No Sir, No Sir....

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*love B4 Marriage* Janu…tum Nahe To Mei Nahe, Mei Nahe To Tum Nahe…*love After Marriage* “baghairta”…aj Tu Nahe Ya Me Nahe...

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He : Doctor ! This Medicine Is Not Available In Any Medical Store. Doctor : Oh Sorry, I Forgot To Write The Medicine.that Was My Signature.

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Kiss Is A Key Of Luv, Luv Is A Lock Of Marriage, Marriage Is A Box Of Children, Children R Future Of India, So Start Kissing N Develop India....

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The Nation Will Remainthe Land Of The Freeonly So Longas It Is The Homeof The Brave.happy Independence Day

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“no Nation Is Perfect, It Needs To Be Made Perfect” . . . Happy Independence Day.

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Friendship Is Like War... Easy To Start..difficult To End... Impossible To Forget... So I'm Having A War With You.. I Hope That U Don't Want Peace....

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