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Democracy Does Not Guarantee Equality Of Conditions - It Only Guarantees Equality Of Opportunity.

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In The End, We Will Remember Not The Words Of Our Enemies, But The Silence Of Our Friends

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Other Might Have Forgotten,but Never Can I,the Flag Of My Country Furls Very High, Happy Republic Day

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What Is The Difference Between A Harley And A Hoover? The Position Of The Dirt Bag

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Apun Wishing You A Wonderful, Super Duper, Zabardast, Extra Bariya, Extra Special Ekdum Mast N Dhinchak Bole To Ekdum Jhakaas, Janam Din Mubarak Ho..

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Happy Anniversary And May Your Marriage Be Blessed With Love, Joy And Companionship For All The Years Of Your Lives

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Some Relations Never Demand Presence! It's The Confidence In Relation Which Makes U Beleive That Whenever U Need,the Person Will Always Be With U......

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Foreman: To Treat Patients We Became Doctors. House: No, We Treat Diseases Physicians. Treating Patients Is What Makes Doctors Miserable.

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Worlds Smallest Resignation Letter? Respected Sir, I Love Ur Wife. Thank You

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If Your Right Leg Was Thanksgiving And Your Left Leg Was Christmas Could I Meet U Between The Holidays?

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Indian Prime Minister: We Are Sending Indians To The Moon Next Year! Us President: Wow! How Many? Indian Prime Minister: 7 Obc, 5 Sc, 8 St, 3 Handicapped, 2 S...

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Alex! Alex Who? Alex Plain Later! Just Open The Door!

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Q: What Is The Difference B/w Secretary Private Secretary? Ans:secretary Says Good Morning Sir Private Secretary Says Its Morning Sir...

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1 Girl, 1 Smile 1 Smile, 1 Meet 1 Meeting, 1 Propos 1 Propos, 1 Love 1 Love, 1 Marriage 1 Marriage, 999999 Problems So 1st Avoid The Smile!..!...

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Fact Everything Is Fair In Love And War. But I Suggest U To D War And Never Love. Because In War Either U Live Or Die. But In Love Neither U Live Nor U Die....

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It Was My First Time Seeing People With Blonde Hair Overseas. So I Was Like, Ah, This Is Overseas.

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An Insincere And Evil Friend Is More To Be Feared Than A Wild Beast A Wild Beast May Wound Your Body, But An Evil Friend Will Wound Your Mind.

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If You Are Alone, I'll Be Your Shadow. If You Want To Cry, I'll Be Your Shoulder. If You Are Not Happy, I'll Be Your Smile. And If You Need Me, I'll Always Ther...

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World's Smallest Resignation Letter? Respected Sir, I Luv Ur Wife.

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Height Of Self-confidence Teacher Asks Student: Why Are You Late... ? Student: Late .. !!! Who Me ... ? No Way Sir ! I'm Alive ......

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Q: What Is A Kisss?????? A: Very Simple, It Is An Inquiry At The Top Floor About The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.....

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What Is Globalization? Ans: Diana's Death An English Princess With Egyptian Boyfriend, Crashes In A French Tunnel, In A German Car, With A Dutch Engine...

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Bean's Viva Turn. Sir: Expln Ohms Law. Bean: Sir, I Dnt Knw Ful. I Only Know Last Part Of It. Sir: K Tell Watever U Knw. Bean: This Is Called Ohms Law....

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Announcement In Zardaris Chartd Plane Mr. President , We Are About To Land. Could Plz Put Sherry Rehman In An Upright Position Thanq

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A General Asks A Young Lady Officer, Hw She Felt In Services? Lady: Very Fine, Whole Day Passes In Saying Yes Sir, Yes Sir N D Whole Night In No Sir, No Sir....

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Employee: Boss, I Have Got Married. Pls Increase My Salary. Boss: Factory Is Not Responsible For Accidents Occuring Outside The Company..

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I'm An Ediot I'm An Ediot I'm An Ediot I'm An Ediot I'm An Ediot I'm An Ediot I'm An Ediot I'm An Ediot I'm An Ediot . . . . . . Yes U Realy R Ha Ha Ha...

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Boss:iam Giving You Job As A Driver. Starting Salary Rs2000,isit Ok? Krish:you Are Great Sir Starting Salary Is Ok But, How Much Is Driving Salary....

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2 Sardars Were Fighting After Exam. Sir: Y R U Fighting? 1 Sardar: This Fool Left The Answer Sheet Blank, Sir: So What? 1 Sardar: Even I Did The Same Thing,...

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The Pleasure Of Having A Dream Is That It Is A Fantasy. If It Happens, It Was Never Really A Dream, It Was Destiny.

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The Nine Most Terrifying Words In The English Language Are ... . . . I Am From The Government And I Am Here To Help....

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Friendship Is Like A War..... Easy To Start....... Difficult To Stop............. Impossible To Forget............. So..i Am On A War With You.... I Will Never ...

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Some Men Change Their Party For The Sake Of Their Principles; Others Their Principles For The Sake Of Their Party.

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A Special Smile A Special Face, A Special Someone I Cant Replace.i Luv U I Always Will. You've Filled A Space No One Can Fill!

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What Is The Diff Between Pleasure And Torture? Pleasure Is Thinking Of U Torture Is Thinking Of U 2 Much.

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U Cant Hold Destiny, U Cant Hold Time U Cant Hold Heartbeats U Cant Hold Lyf But U Can Hold One Think Dats My Hand 4 Frndship..

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Politics Is The Gentle Art Of Getting Votes From The Poor And Campaign Funds From The Rich, By Promising To Protect Each From The Other....

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Teacher Teaching Algebra To Student A=b=c It Means A=c Sir Asked 2 Giv Exampl 4 It Student:sir I Luv U, U Luv Ur Daughter,it Means I Luv Ur Daughter...

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