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The Most Important Thing You Fixed Was On Your Day Of Leisure When You Fixed Your Eyes On Me That Day I'll Always Treasure I Love You** Happy Anniversary ***

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'before Marriage: Roses Are Red, Sky Is Blue, O My Darling! I Love You After Marriage: Roses Are Dead, I Have Flu, Dont Come Near Me, Paray Hatt Tuu,'...

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The Office Boy Enters Cabin Of Boss, I Think Its Your Phone ,sir. How Do You Know? Boss,well A Voice Said Is That You ,you Old Fool

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Q: What Is The Difference B/w Secretary & Private Secretary?ans: Secretary Says Good Morning Sir & Private Secretary Says Its Morning Sir...

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Examiner: Why Are You Under Tension? Did You Forget Hall Ticket, Id, Or Calculator? Student: No Sir!!! By Mistake I Brought Tomorrow Exams Chit Today:-)...

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If My Right Leg Was Thanksgiving And My Left Leg Was Christmas, Would You Visit Me Between The Holidays?

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That Special Day Is Here Again The Day We Took Our Vows You're Just As Special To Me Today As You Still Get Me Aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover

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Mr.bean Got An Invitation For A Party,they Told Him That He Put Must Put Brown Tie Only, Mr.bean Went To Party,he Was Shocked. Others Were Wearing Pants N Shi...

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One Of The Penalties For Refusing To Participate In Politics Is That You End Up Being Governed By Your Inferiors.

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Bean's Viva Turn. Sir: Expln Ohms Law. Bean: Sir, I Dnt Knw Ful. I Only Know Last Part Of It. Sir: K Tell Watever U Knw. Bean: This Is Called Ohms Law....

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World Smallest Resignation Letter? Respected Sir, I Luv Ur Wife, Thank You.

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Rajni, Rajni .. Yes Papa .. Eating D0sa? N0 Papa .. Telling Lie .. ? N0 Papa .. 0pen Y0ur M0uth .. Ha Ha Ha Ha :d

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Your Birthday Is The Perfect Day To Say I Care, Because You Will Remember Me When U Certainly Make It A Big Affair And When You Do Hold A Party... I Bet You Wil...

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1 Girl, 1 Smile 1 Smile, 1 Meet 1 Meeting, 1 Propos 1 Propos, 1 Love 1 Love, 1 Marriage 1 Marriage, 999999 Problems So 1st Avoid The Smile!..!...

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Love And Friendship Are The Medicine For Any Kind Of Pain.. But There Is No Medicine Found In The World For A Pain Given By Love And Friendship.

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College Girls On Strike : : : Boys Joining Them Girls We Want Justice' Boys We Just Need A Kiss

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The More You Read And Observe About This Politics Thing, You Got To Admit That Each Party Is Worse Than The Other. The One That”s Out Always Looks The Best....

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Arrange Marriage Is Like' While Ur Walking Un-fortunately A Snake Bit's U!.... And Love Marriage Is Like Going 2 A Snake And Saying Bite-me,bite-me,bite-me.....

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He Darling,if You Marry Me , I Ll Satisfy Your Smallest Wishes. She And What About Big Wishes.. Ha Ha Ha

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All That Is Necessary For The Forces Of Evil To Win In This World Is For Enough Good Men To Do Nothing.

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Long After Our Anniversary And This Greeting Has Been Thrown Away Think Of The Thought Behind It,each And Everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!

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If You Are Alone, I'll Be Your Shadow. If You Want To Cry, I'll Be Your Shoulder. If You Are Not Happy, I'll Be Your Smile. And If You Need Me, I'll Always Ther...

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One Day The P*nis Tells The Balls: Tonight V R Goin For A Party! The Balls Reply: U Bloody F*cking Liar, U Always Get Inside While V R Left Outside!

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I Wrote Ur Name On The Sand ................ It Got Washed Away, I Wrote Ur Name In Air.......................... It Got Blown Away, So I Wrote Ur Name In M...

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I Wrote Your Name In The Sand It Got Washed Away.... I Wrote Your Name In The Air It Got Blown Away... I Wrote Your Name On My Heart N ...

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Friendship And Love Are Medicine For Any Kind Of Pain But Be Sure That There Is No Medicine In The World For Pain Given By Love And Friendship....

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I'm An Ediot I'm An Ediot I'm An Ediot I'm An Ediot I'm An Ediot I'm An Ediot I'm An Ediot I'm An Ediot I'm An Ediot . . . . . . Yes U Realy R Ha Ha Ha...

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To The Beautiful Couple In All The Land, May Your Anniversary Be Happy And Grand.happy Anniversary

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I Want U To Be With Me In A Nice Restaurent To Have Candle Light Dinner. To Say Those Sweet Three Words To U. Pay The Bill (ha Ha Ha)...

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Why Do We All Marry? Because Romance Is Not The Only Element Of Life. We Should Also Know Horror, Terror, Suspense, Irony, Stupidity & Tragedy Of Life....

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An Insincere And Evil Friend Is More To Be Feared Than A Wild Beast A Wild Beast May Wound Your Body, But An Evil Friend Will Wound Your Mind.

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Friend In Different Lanaguages... Iranian - Dost German - Freund Herbew - Chaver French - Ami Pinoy - Kaibigan Dutch - Vrend Mexican - Amigo...

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How Do You Know If A Woman Is Wearing Knickers? . . . . Check For Dandruff On Her Shoes! Ha Ha Ha

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Heaven Is Where You Have: German Car, Chinese Food, American Salary And Indian Wife H**l Is Where You Have: Chinese Car, German Food, Indian Salary And America...

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I'm Like A Shadow Because I'm A Friend Who Is Always There By Your Side. But There's Something That Differs Me From A Shadow.. I Will Still Be There Even If The...

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Behind Every Successful Student,there Is One Girlfriendbut What About A Failed Student..????????continue Reading...

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Once Rajinikant Was Mastrubating Near A House In Usa.. . . . . . . . Now It Is Known As White House...

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What Iz Pure & Simple Definiti0n Of Acc0unting? . . . 1+1=2 (in Private Sector) . . . . 1+ 1= 11 (in Government Sect0r)...

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Your Anniversary Marks The Day When You Both Said “i Do.” The Two Of You Became As One, A Marriage Bright And New. Now Time Has Passed; Your Love Is Strong...

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A Snake Has Its Poison In Its Teeth. A Dog In Its Tongue..a Scorpio In Its Tale.. Its Only The Human Who Have Poison In Their Hearts.

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